Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 28 People give their identities to themselves

Wu Bo was silent for a moment and then sighed.

"Am I being a bit shameless?"

"I kept sending messages even though the other person didn't want to talk to me at all."

He covered his face, "I know this will only annoy others, but I just can't help it."

Bai Yang nodded and said bluntly: "It's a bit shameless."

"Fuck!" Wu Bo cursed, "At least comfort me."

"You're not some little girl." Bai Yang curled his lips, "Besides, this is the truth. Judging from the current situation, you're working in the wrong direction. It's normal for me to be annoyed with you."

Wu Bo was stunned for a moment: "The direction of effort?"

"What's wrong with that? Isn't that what it means to chase a girl?"

"Bullshit." Bai Yang rolled his eyes. "Let me guess, did you confess your feelings to someone before you even knew them well?"

"How do you know?" Wu Bo nodded. "When I started freshman year, I fell in love with her at first sight, and then I confessed my feelings to her."

"Hell begins." Bai Yang spread his hands and said, "Confession is the horn of victory, not the charge to launch an attack. The other person doesn't even know you, so why should he accept it?"

This sentence is familiar to later generations, but it is very novel at this moment. Wu Bo thought thoughtfully: "Is it so?"

"Of course." Bai Yang was disappointed. "After your confession was rejected, in her mind, you are already excluded from the range of potential partners. Then, your pursuit for this year is completely in vain."

"No matter how hard you try, you can only impress yourself. To others, it's just persistent harassment from someone who has already rejected you."

Wu Bo sat up suddenly: "Yes! That's right, brother! I have the same feeling, but I can't analyze it so clearly."

"but--"

He was dejected again: "Since I have been excluded, then there is no point in me doing anything, right?"

"With your current status, that's definitely a no-go." Bai Yang said with a smile, "But, you can find another way."

"Master, please teach me!" Wu Bo bowed reverently.

"People give themselves their own identities." Bai Yang didn't mind giving a hint, "Your current identity is a negative for her. No matter how hard you try, it won't work. So start over with a new identity."

"Ah?" Wu Bo didn't understand and was shocked.

"Don't you have her QQ? Just add her with your secondary account." Bai Yang explained: "Compared to your original identity, she has no filter for your new identity. You can make friends with her from scratch. Moreover, you have an advantage over other netizens. After all, you know her preferences better than strangers."

"Can it be like this?" Wu Bo was a little entangled. "Isn't this a lie? When she is exposed, she will definitely be angry, right?"

"I'm just making a suggestion. You had no chance in the first place, so this is at least a glimmer of hope." Bai Yang said casually, "Besides, isn't this a chance for her to get to know the real you? If she likes your smurf, it means you are attractive, but your strategy for chasing girls is wrong."

"That makes sense." Wu Bo gritted his teeth and said, "Let's do it!"

He quickly used his phone to apply for a small account, then paused and asked with a licking face: "What if they don't add me? Brother Yangzi, give me some advice!"

"It's very simple." Bai Yang took Wu Bo's phone and saw the friend request interface with the words "Hello, Yan Ziqian, can you add me as a friend?"

He sighed, deleted the sentence, and said, "If you do this, people will guess that you are a suitor who found out her QQ number, and the possibility of adding you is very small."

Bai Yang quickly typed a line of words on the interface and then clicked the friend request button.

"What did you send?" Wu Bo came over and read: "Hello Xiaoshu, I'm Xiaoshu, how are you?" "What the hell? My name is Yan Ziqian, not Xiaoshu."

"You know nothing." Bai Yang threw the phone back.

"Don't mess around, Brother Yangzi, you're not making fun of me, are you?" His eyes widened, "Yan Ziqian added me!"

"how did you do that?"

"Simple psychology." Bai Yang looked at Wu Bo's face, feeling both angry and amused. "After seeing such an application reason, even if you know it's a mistake, you will definitely be a little curious, right?"

"Even if it's to explain to the other party that you added the wrong person, you still have to approve the application first."

"How can you be sure that the other party won't explain that they added it wrong in the rejection?" Wu Bo retorted.

"Then add more." Bai Yang shrugged. "Besides, any normal person knows that it's more troublesome to reject an application that was added incorrectly."

The phone beeped, and Wu Bo panicked: "She sent a message!"

"You added the wrong person. I'm not Xiao Shu."

Wu Bo raised his head. "What's going on?"

"Do you still need me to teach you step by step?" Bai Yang rolled his eyes. "The key is that you have already added her as a friend, and the misunderstanding is a good start. Just keep chatting along this topic."

"I don't know how to do it specifically." Wu Bo was worried.

"Why are you in such a hurry? Just chat casually." Bai Yang suggested, "You can make up a story about Xiao Shu and Xiao Shu. It would be best if you could make her curious. After all, curiosity is the lubricant for any relationship."

"Then things will be simple. Communicate normally as netizens, share your daily life, show your strengths. If she likes you, then consider the reality showdown."

"So, I pretend to be that little tree?" Wu Bo seemed to understand: "I'm not good at making up stories."

"That story is not important!" Bai Yang was a little mad, "The important thing is that you are a stranger who got in touch with her because of a misunderstanding! That's why she will communicate with you without any guard!"

"Anyway, I have created the conditions for you. You can do whatever you want. I am going to sleep."

Ultimately, this kind of thing still depends on Wu Bo himself, Bai Yang can't interfere too much.

"Play freely." Wu Bo looked at the chat interface on his mobile phone, feeling both nervous and excited.

The panic came from secretly adding the goddess with a small account, which made me feel a little guilty, but the excitement came from the fact that this was the first message the goddess had sent me in such a long time!
Although nominally, it was given to "Little Tree".

"Curiosity." Wu Bo pondered Bai Yang's teachings:
"How can I make her curious about Xiaoshu's identity?"

"I don't seem to have any qualities that would make people curious. I'm not Bai Yang."

Suddenly his heart moved.

"and many more!"

He secretly turned his head to glance at the upper bunk and saw that Bai Yang was already lying down.

"Brother Yangzi, since you are the one who gave me the trick, it shouldn't be a problem if I borrow your personality, right?"

He comforted himself in his heart:

"Brother Yangzi also said that people give their identities to themselves!"

(End of this chapter)