Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 59: Zhong Xilu's Pursuer

"What the hell is immortality?"

Zhong Xilu held her stomach and lay on the table, laughing so hard that her whole body was shaking: "Xiaobai, can you be any funnier?"

"This is my best blessing!" Bai Yang's eyes widened: "Don't you want to be immortal?"

"I still have a long life ahead of me, so I won't think about this kind of thing." Zhong Xilu laughed non-stop, "Besides, if I live too long, won't I turn into an old monster?"

"I was negligent." Bai Yang picked up another magazine and signed:

"I wish you will always be beautiful."

He handed it to Zhong Xilu and said with a smile, "It's okay this time."

"Childish!" Zhong Xilu said this and quickly snatched the magazine away.

After a while, she reached out again: "The remaining one."

"What?" Bai Yang said with a vigilant look: "I only have one copy left, I want to keep it as a souvenir!"

"Give it here!" Zhong Xilu raised his chin, "I'll sign an autograph for you, too."

"That's great." Bai Yang joked, "With Comrade Xiao Zhong's signature, the value of my sample will increase tenfold."

Zhong Xilu rolled her eyes and wrote on the title page in a delicate handwriting:

“To the most annoying deskmate in the world:”

"May you never die!"

She paused, pursed her lips shyly, and continued writing:
"Zhong Xiluliu is immortal and forever beautiful."

Then she closed the title page and handed it back cheerfully: "Now it's fair."

"What the hell is fairness! Why are you always beautiful, but I don't have this setting and have to become an old man?"

"I think the image of an old man suits you quite well." Zhong Xilu said as a matter of course: "Anyway, if there is such a thing as immortality, I definitely don't want to live forever alone."

"It's scary to think about."

Bai Yang was stunned for a moment, then smiled evilly and said, "Comrade Xiao Zhong, do you mean that you want me to stay with you forever?"

"You wish!" Zhong Xilu seemed to be furious. "I didn't mean that! I just... just..."

She hesitated and finally broke down and shouted, "Don't talk to me, old man!"

He continued to study on his own during class. The junior high school content is very simple for adults. In more than half a month, Bai Yang's learning progress had reached the level of the first year of high school.

The difficulty began to increase suddenly.

Especially when it comes to mathematics, it is very fair and only favors IQ rather than EQ. At least the experience of the reborn is of no help in learning mathematics.

Other subjects are fine. Physics, biology and chemistry in high school are actually just about memorizing formulas and knowledge points, while Chinese and English are Bai Yang's strengths, and he is better at them than he was in high school in his previous life.

I went to the computer room at noon to update the novel, and took a look at the data of the strange world.

It can only be described as taking off.

After just over a day of recommendation, the collection of Weird World has skyrocketed by more than two thousand, and the number of comments in the book review section has exceeded three hundred.

Even editor Lan Zhou sent a special message:
"This book has performed very well, and the plot is stable. If the subsequent volume is still so good, maybe we can apply for a listing event."

"Also, don't forget to bind your bank card information in the background. Although it has not been put on the shelves yet, the reward share of the manuscript will be paid out next month."

Bai Yang happily bound his bank card.

I didn't expect to make money so quickly. Although most of it came from tips from wealthy ladies.

No matter what, I will give the little rich lady a surprise when the time comes. Bai Yang hasn't thought about it yet, it has to be after the National Day.

When I returned to the classroom, I unexpectedly saw a boy from another class standing next to my seat. He was tall and strong, wearing a vest with his muscles exposed, holding a letter in his hand, looking a little at a loss.

Bai Yang raised his eyebrows and walked closer quietly.

"Student Zhong Xilu, I really like you."

"Everything I want to say is written in the letter. Please take a look at it."

Zhong Xilu had no expression on his face. "Don't look at it. Take it away."

"I don't even know you."

"You know me after seeing me, don't you?" The boy persisted: "I'm from Class 486, and I've liked you since I was a freshman in high school."

But Zhong Xilu had already shifted his gaze and saw Bai Yang standing nearby and eavesdropping.

This guy still has a gossipy expression on his face?

Zhong Xilu was angry and his attitude became even worse: "Classmate, you are a sports student, right?"

"That's right!" The boy's eyes lit up immediately, and he raised his arms to show his biceps: "I didn't expect Zhong Xilu to be able to see that. I'm a special sports recruit. My goal is to be admitted to the Sports College and become--"

"Stop it, I hate athletes."

She spewed out a long list of comments: "He stinks, his head is empty, he has a bad temper, he is clumsy, he is always pretending - I really can't find any good points about him."

"No, it doesn't stink." The boy was stunned: "This is manly smell, manly smell, you know? Besides, don't you think I feel safe?"

"If you have too much muscle, your brain will shrink and you won't be able to tell the difference." Zhong Xilu said quickly, "Can you stop disturbing me? I need to study."

hiss!
Bai Yang secretly took a breath
Comrade Xiao Zhong has a very sharp tongue, although Bai Yang agrees with her approach.

After all, even if ordinary people have a crush on Zhong Xilu, they would only dare to take a few glances at her secretly, or try to get close to her. Only the reckless and brainless people would dare to go straight for her. If you don't solve this kind of person in one go, you might end up having to deal with endless entanglement.

The boy's face turned red and white, and he stood there without moving. He probably felt very embarrassed, but didn't dare to get angry with the girl.

So Zhong Xilu turned his gaze to Bai Yang again, silently threatening him.

Bai Yang sighed and walked over.

"Classmate, let me."

The boy got angry: "Who are you? Don't fucking touch me!"

"I haven't touched you yet." Bai Yang spread his hands with an innocent look, then raised his foot knowingly: "Oh, did I step on your shattered self-esteem? If so, I apologize."

puff!

Zhong Xilu couldn't help laughing out loud.

Compared to her coldness just now, her sweet smile was much more attractive at this moment, which made the boy stare at her. However, the inexplicable resentment in his heart became even stronger.

Why? Fuck!

He glared at Bai Yang: "What the hell did you say? Do you believe I will beat you up?"

"I believe it." Bai Yang nodded in approval. "After all, you have lived up to Comrade Xiao Zhong's comments about you just now. You have an empty head and a bad temper, but it's a pity that you can't pretend to be good because you have already lost face."

"Fuck!" The boy was about to roll up his non-existent sleeves.

"Fuck you!" A loud shout came from behind, Wu Bo stood up suddenly and walked to the boy with a rumble.

The extremely oppressive body directly enveloped the boy.

"If you dare to say a dirty word to me, Brother Yangzi, again, I promise that not a single tooth will remain in your mouth today!"

He grabbed the boy's collar and squeezed over with his fat face:
"Would you like to try it?"

(End of this chapter)