Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 68 Comrade Xiao Zhong is back!
"People are going east, come and eat noodles."

Early in the morning, Bai Yang received a message from Zhong Xilu.

How could I miss such a good thing?
The county town was not big, so Bai Yang took a motorcycle taxi and saw the Zhongxi deer in less than ten minutes.

Comrade Xiao Zhong tied her hair into a ponytail today and was slurping rice noodles. Her little mouth was rosy, probably because of the chili oil.

"Boss, one sausage and two eggs!"

Bai Yang called out skillfully and sat down opposite Zhong Xilu: "Squad leader, are you willing to come back?"

"I'm tired of playing." Zhong Xilu threw a pair of chopsticks over: "The capital is still too big. There are many places I'm interested in that I haven't visited yet. I can only leave them for later."

"I thought that a family like the monitor's should have seen all over the world since childhood." Bai Yang said with a smile.

"My parents don't have the time." Zhong Xilu rolled her eyes. "This time they took a special leave to take my brother to visit Tsinghua and Peking University. I was just a sideline."

"You want to persuade your brother, right?" Bai Yang looked interested. "Then what?"

"My brother insisted on going to the National University of Defense Technology." Zhong Xilu couldn't help laughing when he talked about this: "The only thing he bought in BJ was a set of camouflage uniforms."

"Let him wear it out next time." Bai Yang changed the subject: "Comrade Xiao Zhong, where is the gift you promised to bring me?"

"I've already told you. It depends on your performance." Zhong Xilu looked Bai Yang up and down. "What have you been doing these days? Tell me about it."

"It seems that Comrade Xiao Zhong has already prepared everything for me." Bai Yang chuckled, "What can I do? Comrade Xiao Zhong goes to experience the colorful world, and I stay alone in the small county town."

Zhong Xilu spat: "Don't try that on me. I've seen through you. You just like to take advantage of others."

The boss brought the rice noodles over, Bai Yang added a few drops of mountain pepper oil, and said while stirring: "Yes, yes, Comrade Xiao Zhong knows me best."

He became a little more serious and said, "I didn't do anything. I went back to my hometown and then spent all day writing. Yesterday, I went to a small ancient town with the teacher from the studio to sketch."

"Sketching?" Zhong Xilu asked, "Is it fun?"

"that's it."

"Come to think of it, I've never seen you draw before." Zhong Xilu finished eating the rice noodles and wiped his mouth. "You usually brag so much, when can you let me see it for myself?"

Bai Yang ignored him, first sipped the noodles vigorously, showing a look of enjoyment, then took a big bite of the fried egg soaked in soup, and then spoke:
"It's better to choose a day than to wait for one."

"It just so happens that, in order to thank the sponsor for the reward to the Silver Alliance, I will draw a picture for you."

"You still have this ability?" Zhong Xilu looked doubtful: "You won't draw me ugly, will you?"

"Just wait and see." Bai Yang raised his chin slightly: "I will definitely give you what you paid. You might even make a profit. Don't forget to pay the difference when the time comes."

"Don't try to imitate the Beijing accent." Zhong Xilu said disdainfully, "You don't look like it at all."

Then she continued, "Okay, if you draw well, I will reward you handsomely!"

As he was talking, the rice noodles in Bai Yang's bowl were almost empty. He called out, "Boss, give me more noodles and another serving of beef topping."

Then he looked at Zhong Xilu and said, "Let's go to the school studio. No one will disturb us during the day."

"More powder? Are you a starving ghost?" Zhong Xilu wrinkled his nose: "Then I'll go back and change clothes later."

"If someone treats you, of course you have to eat as much as you can, otherwise it would be a waste." Bai Yang said with a smile: "As for changing clothes, Xiao Zhong may complain about it, but he is actually looking forward to it, right? Otherwise, how can it be so formal?"

"When did I say I was treating?" Zhong Xilu slammed the table. "Besides, I'm not looking forward to it at all! I just came here jogging, and I was going to go back to take a shower and change clothes!"

The two people were chatting on two lines, but they switched between the two topics smoothly and tacitly.

"You asked me, so of course it's your treat. I don't care. I didn't bring any money anyway." Bai Yang had a rogue look on his face. He moved closer and lowered his voice: "Actually, there's really no need to change clothes. Xiao Zhong, have you seen Titanic?" "What?" Zhong Xilu was stunned for a moment, then her face turned red visibly, her eyes widened: "Bai Yang! You, you, you, don't even think about it!"

"Ah?" Bai Yang looked confused: "What am I thinking about?"

"You're talking about the painting on the Titanic!" Zhong Xilu stuttered, feeling ashamed and angry. It was not until he saw Bai Yang's expression turned into amusement that he realized that this guy was bullying him again!

"poplar!"

She stood up suddenly: "Your gift is gone!"

"Fuck! Stop it!" Bai Yang was hit in the nick of time and instantly became intimidated. He quickly said, "What I mean is, it's still so early today, why don't we rewatch Titanic together?"

"I don't want to watch this kind of movie with you!" Zhong Xilu turned her head away, "Go watch Brokeback Mountain!"

"Really? If I watch too much, I'm afraid my sexual orientation will become a problem. Then I will be so sorry to the thousands of girls in this world." Bai Yang said with a bitter face: "Comrade Xiao Zhong, can you change the way of punishment?"

Zhong Xilu glanced at Bai Yang's deflated expression, and his anger suddenly disappeared.

The corners of her mouth twitched slightly. She wanted to laugh but didn't want this guy to notice her laughing, otherwise he would get carried away again.

So she raised her head slightly and said, "Then I'll punish you by making you eat the powder through your nostrils."

"Rice noodles are here~" The boss poured the boiled noodles into Bai Yang's bowl at the right time and added a portion of beef topping: "Enjoy your meal!"

Bai Yang opened his mouth, wanting to say something but stopped himself.

"Pfft——" Zhong Xilu quickly covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.

"If I have to choose one of the two options." Bai Yang took a deep breath, picked up a stick of powder, and said with a tragic look: "Mr. Nostril, I can only make you suffer!"

“Hahahaha!” Zhong Xilu finally couldn’t hold it in anymore and directly covered her stomach, laughing breathlessly: “Mr. Nose Nose, hahahaha. I’ll make you suffer a little, hahahahaha.”

"Is it so funny?" Bai Yang originally wanted to remain serious, but smiles are really contagious. Unconsciously, the corners of his mouth rose up, and he couldn't help laughing.

The two of them laughed more and more uncontrollably, slapping the table and holding their stomachs, bending over and almost crawling under the table.

"Stop laughing. My stomach hurts. I can't stand it anymore."

Zhong Xilu gasped for breath and wanted to call a truce: "Stop hahahahahahahaha."

"I don't laugh anymore." Bai Yang took a deep breath and pursed his lips tightly.

The two looked at each other.

"Puff..." Zhong Xilu's mouth twitched, and he broke down again: "Hahaha, I see your nostrils and I can't help it..."

"Goose, goose, goose, no, turn around."

Bai Yang leaned directly on the table, his shoulders twitching, "Zhong Xilu!"

"How low is your sense of humour? This is not funny."

The laughter echoed in the small noodle shop, and everyone looked at it sideways.

No one minded, and they all couldn't help but reveal smiles of longing and nostalgia on their faces.

What a youth! How long has it been since I laughed so foolishly and recklessly?

(End of this chapter)