Douluo: Lying down and writing a diary, something is wrong with them

Chapter 1 The belated system

[I just learned that Douluo has a sequel, which is about Qianxunji's conspiracy and the love between Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang. Regarding this, the author said, it's simply disgusting! Note: This work will modify the character settings. If you agree with the author, continue reading. If you disagree, turn right out of the door. ]

[In addition, the author treats Douluo Dalu as a "quasi-history book" for analysis, because Douluo Dalu is full of various logical bugs, beautifies the protagonist, and deliberately vilifies the villain, so a more objective analysis is needed, rather than just believing what the original book says! …]

[Note that it is relatively objective, but it is impossible to be completely objective. Strictly speaking, all objectivity is subjective, and everyone has their own face. The author only uses his own logic to make up for and expand Douluo Dalu, that is, to create a second creation, to make up for the regrets of childhood! I hope it can reduce the nausea that everyone feels after watching Douluo Dalu.

If you don't like it, be careful and don't criticize! If you have another set of self-consistent logic, you can write a book yourself. 】

…Begin Main Text…

Holy Soul Village, Fanos Province.

It was just dawn when a faint fish belly white glow rose in the distant east.

On a small hill adjacent to Holy Spirit Village, there were two little boys with wheat-colored skin.

One of the little boys was looking at the rising sun in the sky, mysteriously absorbing the essence of heaven and earth to practice martial arts, with purple light flashing in his eyes.

Another little boy followed suit...

But he couldn't learn.

I can’t learn it at all!
Wang Chen, the former king of involution, is a little discouraged.

Ever since he found himself in Douluo Continent, he has been in panic.

The water in the world of Douluo Continent is too deep!

On the surface, it is the protagonists' love journey, also known as the Love Continent.

In fact, it is a game between nobles!
Civilians are just ants. They can be killed at will without any responsibility.

Wang Chen racked his brains for his own safety, but there was nothing he could do.

Douluo Continent is a world where martial spirits are respected, but 99.999% of martial spirits come from blood.

Wang Chen’s body was teleported back to his infancy and he is not a native of Douluo Continent, so there is a high probability that he will fail in awakening his martial soul.

And once the martial soul awakening fails, the days ahead will be miserable!
Therefore, Wang Chen had no choice but to grit his teeth and try his best to turn the bicycle into a motorcycle!
If he fails, he will die. If Tang San takes action, he might as well die quickly to avoid suffering in the future.

Maybe it's back to Earth?

Wang Chenbo succeeded halfway... Tang San didn't kill him. Maybe Tang San's arrogance and contempt saved him. (In the original novel, although Tang San is sinister and scary, he is also very arrogant in his bones. You need to look closely to find it.)
But Wang Chen didn't learn anything.

Without the foundation of Xuan Tian Gong, it would be impossible to even get started with the Purple Demon Pupil!
Then why not cling to Tang San, be brothers with him, and play the emotional card?
As we all know, Tang San never treats ordinary people as brothers.

Even someone like Old Jack who was so good to him was forgotten by him.

The morning sun rises higher and higher, and its golden light shines all over the earth.

Tang San was no longer able to cultivate the Purple Demon Pupil, so he turned around and went home.

Looking at Wang Chen, who had been following him like a shadow, Tang San was already used to it, but there was a hint of disdain in his eyes.

"You are just a little beggar that Old Jack picked up at random. You want to learn my Purple Demon Eye? You are just dreaming!"

"I, Tang San, will eventually rise in Douluo Continent and become the supreme ruler of the generation!"

"There is no Tang Sect in this world anymore, so I am the new Tang Sect! Hahahaha..."

……

Wang Chen returned home disappointed, and Old Jack was already waiting at the door.

"Wang Chen, you're back! Come and have breakfast. After breakfast, get ready. Today is the day of awakening. Grandpa believes that you will be able to awaken a very powerful martial spirit!"

Old Jack's kind appearance reminded Wang Chen of his late grandfather. He was too young at that time and could not remember what his grandfather looked like.

"it is good!"

Wang Chen answered vigorously.

Although he knew that his martial soul awakening would probably fail, Wang Chen did not want to say anything discouraging at this moment.

"Well, you eat first. I'll go call Tang San. His irresponsible father spends his days drinking. It's really...ah..."

Old Jack shook his head and sighed.

"Grandpa, I don't think you need to call Tang San. I bet he will come even if you don't go!"

Wang Chen curled his lips.

Tang San is simply an ungrateful person who won’t remember your kindness at all!
Although we do good things without expecting anything in return, it would be a bit disgusting if others never even intended to return the favor!
"Don't be ridiculous!"

Old Jack glared at Wang Chen.

"That old drunkard Tang Hao will definitely not take care of Tang San! When Tang San was three years old, he was asked to cook and take care of himself. He was still so young, it hurt me just looking at him!"

After saying that, Old Jack went to look for Tang San without looking back.

Wang Chen looked at his hunched back and sighed slightly.

...

At eight o'clock in the morning, Blind Douluo Su Yuntao arrived at the Holy Soul Village.

In the center of the Holy Soul Village, there is a small wooden house, which is the base set up by the Spirit Hall to help civilian children awaken their spirits.

There were already a lot of people gathered in front of the cabin.

Whether they were parents whose children were about to awaken or other villagers, they all came to join in the fun.

There were too few entertainment activities in the small village, so this was considered a very grand event in the village. Facing the villagers' wait-and-see attitude, Su Yuntao put on a poker face and walked into the cabin with a cold and arrogant look.

At this time, Old Jack also took Tang San into the wooden house.

He said to Su Yuntao: "Dear Soul Master, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. Everyone is here now. Sorry for the trouble!"

"I don't have much time, let's start now."

Su Yuntao said, "Lone Wolf, possessed!"

In an instant, green light rose from between Su Yuntao's eyebrows, his body swelled, sharp claws grew on his fingers, and a purple wolf-shaped martial spirit appeared behind him. Two halos, one white and one yellow, wandered around his body, and his aura was terrifying!
When the children saw this, they were frightened and screamed.

Even Wang Chen felt his breath was choking! He felt an invisible pressure, as heavy as a mountain, and his legs were trembling!
Seeing the soul master in person, Wang Chen felt it was more terrifying than seeing a tiger in real life!
This is just a level 26 soul master, almost at the bottom of the list in Douluo Continent!
Soul Emperor, Soul Sage, Soul Douluo, Titled Douluo, Peak Douluo, Peerless Douluo, and even God-level are hundreds or thousands of times more powerful than Su Yuntao!
Wang Chen thought to himself: "If my martial soul cannot be awakened successfully, then I will probably have to live in fear in the future. It's really too miserable!"

Tang San looked at this scene without any fear, after all, he was also a strong man in his previous life.

However, he still pretended to be frightened. Disguise is a must for an assassin.

After Su Yuntao's martial spirit possessed him, he looked around and said proudly: "This is my martial spirit, Lone Wolf! If any of you can become a soul master in the future, you will also use the same ability.

Now, the first one in line, step into the light shield!"

After a while.

In the pale golden light shield of awakening.

A little boy with a sickle in his right hand.

Su Yuntao frowned: "It's a weapon spirit, can the sickle be used as a weapon? It should be barely possible.

Now, use your mind to retract the sickle into your body, and then place your right hand on the blue crystal ball. "

After waiting for five seconds.

Su Yuntao said with some disappointment: "You don't have soul power! You can't become a soul master. Go aside first."

"Next one, Blue Silver Grass, useless martial soul, no soul power!"

"Next one, Iron Hoe, no soul power!"

……

"Next, Wang Chen."

Wang Chen couldn't help but feel nervous when his name was called.

I felt my heart leaping into my throat.

The future of life will be decided at this moment!

Wang Chen stepped into the light golden awakening shield.

As soon as he entered, his expression became a little dazed.

Wang Chen knew that this was a normal phenomenon of martial soul awakening, so he was not too nervous.

Then, golden spots of light floated out from the black stones on the ground and entered Wang Chen's body.

Wang Chen felt two completely opposite feelings. His body was warm and comfortable, but his mind was fuzzy.

Some memories come to mind...

At the school gate, handsome men and beautiful women walked in pairs, some entering the school gate, some going on dates, but the girl in front of Wang Chen said:
"Wang Chen, let's break up!"

"Although you are handsome, good at basketball, and have top grades, you have no money!"

"You can't give me the life I want in the future!!!"

These three sentences broke Wang Chen's heart and made him fall into the abyss. He had squeezed out time to work three jobs every day to buy his girlfriend an iPhone and bags and take care of her in addition to studying for three years.

While crossing the road in a daze, Wang Chen suddenly saw an out-of-control truck hitting a child. Without any hesitation, he rushed over.

……

"Stretch out your right hand."

Su Yuntao's majestic command brought Wang Chen back to reality from his memories.

Wang Chen did as he was told, and suddenly, all the light spots in the light shield rushed out, and at the same time, all the warm power in his body gathered towards the palm of his hand.

In an instant, a book with blank pages appeared in his palm.

"What is this?" Wang Chen was stunned. He actually succeeded in awakening his martial soul?
Su Yuntao also frowned, and was very confused about the book-type martial spirit. It was the first time he saw it, and said, "Now, test your spirit power. Put your hand on the blue crystal ball!"

One second, two seconds, three seconds...five seconds passed.

The blue crystal ball still had no reaction, which made Wang Chen's heart suddenly tighten!
No soul power?

Even level one soul power is fine!
Su Yuntao shook his head in disappointment. He thought that the rare book-type martial spirit would have soul power, but he didn't expect that it still didn't have it. "No need to continue, you don't have soul power!"

After hearing these words, Wang Chen felt as if he had heard a sentence to go to hell, and his head was buzzing.

The successful awakening of my martial soul gave me hope, but why did the lack of soul power deprive me of hope?!
Is this a mockery of me being just a good-for-nothing nerd?

Am I, Wang Chen, a loser in both of my lives? Damn!
[Ding! The host has awakened its martial spirit. The lying-down system is being activated! Is the host bound? ]

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