Douluo: Lying down and writing a diary, something is wrong with them

Chapter 34: You can't blame me, that's how it's written in the original novel!
Wang Chen was slightly stunned when he saw this, and said, "You just said you were too sleepy, so you just found a corner and fell asleep. It turns out that you can sleep so well too. We are indeed from the same village."

"Why did I fall asleep?" Tang San touched the back of his head and felt a little pain, and then his body felt sore as if he had been beaten up.

"Hey, don't be surprised, young people are like this, they can fall asleep anytime and anywhere." Wang Chen said. Looking at Tang San's face, it seems that he is not pretending?
Wang Chen was actually not sure, Tang San’s acting skills were too strong, at least at the best actor level, which was not so easy to see.

"Are you Tang San? The master asked me to bring the bedding to you! Get up quickly and get it. Don't sleep any more. It's almost time for lunch." Teacher Mo Hen urged.

"Oh, thank you, teacher. Thank you, Master, for me too." Tang San stood up and took it. He walked unsteadily and limped.

"What's wrong with you?" Teacher Mo Hen noticed something unusual and asked with concern.

"No, nothing... I guess I got paralysis from sleeping. I'll be fine after a rest." Tang San replied.

"Well, I'm glad you're okay! Tang San, and you are first-year part-time students. You go to school for free, and you need to undertake some tasks. From now on, you will be responsible for cleaning the garden on the south side of the playground, ten bronze soul coins a day. Remember, you must clean every day and you are not allowed to slack off, otherwise your wages will be deducted, and you may even be expelled from the academy. Do you hear clearly?" Mo Hen asked after he finished his instructions.

"Yeah, I heard it clearly." Tang San replied, but he was cursing in his heart: What a stupid academy, I'm here to study, not to clean, I'm here for the Soul Master Academy, not the Health Academy.

"I heard it clearly. I'll be leaving first." Teacher Mo Hen turned and left. He was no longer surprised by bullying. In this world of soul masters where the strong prey on the weak, it is good to learn to fight and protect oneself from a young age.

Wang Chen also complained: [A prestigious spirit master academy actually asks students to clean up. If you don’t know, you would think you have come to some fake academy. Tang Hao is really pretentious for Tang San.]

[Another thing is that Tang San and Xiao Wu's qualifications are full of innate soul power! It is also unique to let children with innate full soul power clean the house. ]

Tang San held brand new bedding and pillows in his arms, with a faint scent of sunshine and a dry breath filling his nostrils. Compared with the other people in the dormitory, he felt like an aristocrat.

Tang San turned around, returned to his bed and spread out the bedding.

At this moment, Wang Chen was slightly excited. [Family, the excitement is coming soon! Tang San, a 30-year-old uncle, is going to sleep with Xiao Wu, and he is not ashamed...]

Xiao Wu: "???"

You want to see my show, right?
You want to make me socially dead by live streaming, right?
I won’t let you see it!!
[Of course, I won't let Xiao Wu really sleep with Tang San! When Tang San thinks he can sleep with Xiao Wu tonight, I will take Xiao Wu away and let Tang San be disappointed! How do you think of this idea? Haha! ]

"Huh? Xiao Wu**" Xiao Wu was stunned, her cheeks slightly red, and she inexplicably felt a little happy in her heart: "So, Wang Chen still likes me? I just don't know why, he just doesn't show it."

"In that case, I will let you reveal your true identity!"

Xiao Wu walked to the side of Tang San, her eyes fell on the blanket in Tang San's hand, and said in a soft voice: "Um...Tang San, let's discuss this!"

“What to discuss?” Tang San was stunned for a moment, his heart pounding. Even though he was a thirty-year-old man in his previous life, he seemed to have lost his mind in front of Xiao Wu.

"Tang San, your quilt looks quite big, it's no problem for two people to cover it. Can we put the beds together so that we can all sleep!" (I won't modify it here, it's written like this in the original book)
Xiao Wu's voice became sweeter as she spoke.

It made Tang San's ears feel like listening to heavenly music and his heart beat fast.

I like her so much!

but!

At this moment, Tang San suddenly remembered that the quilt was given to him by the Master, and he felt reluctant to part with it.

No, at this moment, you actually thought of the Master. Tang San, are you mentally ill?
First take off all your clothes, then pull off your pink panties, pull out the rubber band on your panties, make a slingshot, and then find some stones, and smash all the glass windows of your hospital!

"Is it possible~"

Xiao Wu spoke in a coquettish tone, and that voice made Tang San tremble uncontrollably, and he instantly forgot about his master.

"It's not good if men and women don't have sex."

Tang San said this insincerely, but in fact he was already very happy. (I won't change it here, it's written like this in the original book)
"What's wrong with it? I don't care. What are you afraid of as a boy? Are you afraid that I will come over... in the middle of the night... and rape you?"

Xiao Wu's words became more and more outrageous. (I won't change this here, it's how the original book says it)
She secretly glanced at Wang Chen and saw that he was still looking at her with unsatisfied look. Xiao Wu was so angry that she wanted to hit him.

At this moment, Tang San was so happy that he was speechless.

He glanced at his classmates in the dormitory, and their eyes were full of envy, especially Wang Chen, who was staring at them blankly. He must be extremely envious and jealous, right?
"Well... okay then!" Tang San pretended to be innocent and agreed.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu immediately looked at Wang Chen, as if saying: Wang Chen, can you bear to see this scene?

But Wang Chen just watched quietly, seemingly not caring at all.

"???" Xiao Wu was a little panicked. Wang Chen, Tang San has already agreed, why don't you come and take me away?

Xiao Wu gritted her teeth and said, "Since you want to play with fire, I will play with you and see who gets angry first!"
Xiao Wu angrily pushed her bed to the side of Tang San's bed, connecting them together, so that it became a big bed, which made people imagine endlessly. Tang San was very happy when he saw Xiao Wu taking the initiative. Maybe he could sleep with Xiao Wu tonight.

Xiao Wu glanced at Wang Chen and found that the corners of this guy's mouth were upturned, and he seemed to be smiling happily.

[Did you see that? The two of them put their beds together so quickly, they really are "in love with each other" (Xiao Wu was able to travel such a long distance to Notting City, and live in Dormitory 7, with men and women living together, all arranged by Tang Hao, this is the evidence.)]

Hearing this, Xiao Wu was so angry that she almost exploded!

No, what do you mean? Do you really want me to accompany Tang San at night?
Wang Chen, don't regret it!
Xiao Wu put Tang San's bedding on her own bed, and then covered it with the quilt and put the pillow in place, turning it into a double bed.

At this moment, Tang San and Xiao Wu looked like childhood sweethearts going to school together.

After doing everything, Xiao Wu still felt it was not enough, and suddenly said to Tang San: "Tang San, come here."

"Huh? What's wrong?" Tang San couldn't control his legs and walked over obediently.

Xiao Wu didn't say anything, she just moved closer to Tang San...

When the students in the dormitory saw this scene, their eyes almost fell to the ground. They grabbed their hair and wanted to scream loudly.

Tang San, this kid, has such good luck on his first day here?

Wang Chen was also stunned when he saw this scene. He never expected Xiao Wu to do this. What the hell?

[Family members, this plot is not right? Why does this 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit feel even more rogue than the original? Could it be that... I have traveled through time and space to a fan fiction of some failed Liu Bei? ]

"A hundred thousand year old rogue rabbit?"

Xiao Wu's expression froze. What the hell are you talking about?

I really want to bite you to death!
When the other girls saw this, they were also stunned.

"Xiao Wu is like this too. She and Tang San are a good match. She deserves to be used as a sacrifice and bear children for others!"

Douluo girls: This plot is great, it's getting more and more interesting! I'm happy to see Tang San in pain!

OK! You're so cruel! You win!
Xiao Wu gave up!
At the critical moment, Xiao Wu slapped Tang San on the face and said, "I saw a mosquito on your face, I have already helped you get rid of it!"

??? Tang San: Are you poisonous?

Tang San was so stunned that he felt like he was in a dream. Could he still be asleep?

No, my face hurts, it’s real!

And...why is my heart beating so fast?
It feels so good for some reason!
It feels sweet on the face and on the heart.

Is this the legendary wild girlfriend?
Really like!
"Oh? Really? Did you kill the mosquito?" Tang San looked at Xiao Wu with even more scorching eyes.

Xiao Wu felt sick: Is this guy sick? After I slapped him, he actually liked me more? Tang San is really a pervert!
"No, next time I fly to your face to suck your blood, notify me and hit me again." Xiao Wu said perfunctorily with contempt.

Tang San: Why does this sound so strange? My heart feels so sweet and I am looking forward to it!

Wang Chen was slightly stunned. He was about to force someone to come, but this happened? Why did Xiao Wu hit Tang San?

Could it be that this part was deleted in the original book?

Forget it, who cares! Taking Xiao Wu away now should have the same effect.

Wang Chen came up and said tentatively, "A lot of mosquitoes? Then let's not live here! Xiao Wu, I'll take you to a place without mosquitoes, how about that?"

If explanation doesn't work, then you have to convince people with virtue!

When Xiao Wu heard this, she didn't know why her nose felt sore and she nodded.

"Okay, I'll go wherever you go."

Wang Chen: ? You agreed so easily? I thought you were going to beat him up and convince him with virtue.

"???" Hearing this, Tang San simply couldn't believe his ears. He was petrified on the spot, and a faint singing voice came to his ears:
Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing, and the world is vast...

That's how it's written in the original novel. The original novel didn't break the rules, so why did I break the rules? The original novel had already slept with him, and he slept for six years, so awesome. Good man, why did he come to fight me? What's wrong with me?
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(End of this chapter)