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Chapter 107: Leisure Therapy

Chapter 107 Gossip Therapy

Baiyaki carried Liu Yonglu and flew in the sky. It didn't matter to him because Liu Yonglu could bear it. The air in the sky was thin and the strong wind hit Liu Yonglu's face like a knife. He couldn't even open his eyes.

Liu Yonglu was annoyed, thinking, "I wish the tiger mask hadn't been lost." But then he thought, "I still have a mask in my pocket." He reached out and took out the white mask from the mud ball and put it on his face.

The mask made his eyes feel better, but his ears and mouth felt weird.

Especially the mouth. This mask may have been stuck in the mud for too long, so the taste is not right. If Liu Yonglu were to describe it, it would be a bit like mutton soup without seasoning, which was left on the table overnight and then exposed to the sun for three hours.

It was fishy, ​​smelly, foul and foul, and Liu Yonglu almost vomited from nausea.

But at this moment, he is in no mood to care about this. It is good enough to have something to wear.

On Baiyaki, Liu Yonglu grabbed the parrot's ear and used it as the handlebars of a bicycle, steering the broken bicycle to dodge left and right.

After several dangerous situations, Liu Yonglu's breath from running slowed down and he became angry.

Anyone would be angry if they were chased like a rat all night. Even a clay figure has its own temper. If a rabbit is pushed into a corner, it will bite... Forget it, let's use another metaphor. Even a desperate dog will jump over the wall.

Besides, we are all riding birds, and you are alone, Token, why should I be afraid of you?

But it was useless for Liu Yonglu to fight at this moment. The bird he was riding had a dead look on its face, and looked like it was resigned to its fate and waiting to die. No matter how stupid he was, he couldn't jump over it and die together with it.

We have to boost the fighting spirit of the bird. Even if Zhao Yun was saving A Dou at Changbanpo, or Guan Erye was riding alone for thousands of miles, he had to unite his horse and man.

But if you ask Liu Yonglu to do psychological massage, he doesn't know how to do it. No crosstalk performer has ever learned this.

Liu Yonglu thought about it and decided, don’t hesitate, let’s just stick to our old ways.

Liu Yonglu was seen holding the bird with his legs, with his arms tucked into his sleeves. He did not give any instructions, but just pouted and kept talking nonsense.

"Hey, it's okay, just fly like this, we'll have someone catch you and bleed you later.

If not you, who else should I arrest? Do you have a family? Think about it yourself. Does your god care about you?

Instead of letting people catch you and bleed you, why don't they kill you? If they kill you, you'll just become a stinking piece of land, saving the food from being wasted. You're a wicked man who deserves to be killed, a rebellious creature who has no mercy or love from God.

Baby, let me tell you, who treats you as a servant of God? And you still think you are pretty good being stupid.

Hey, who made you run into this cowardly god? We are flying here, do you dare to fight back? You must be so angry..."

As Baiyaki was flying there, Liu Yonglu lay beside its ear and chanted Sanyin (pronounced as 謊). As he was chanting, he didn't know what happened, but Baiyaki became angry and flapped its two broken wings vigorously.

Liu Yonglu took a look and thought, OK, this is a good idea. Is this parrot clever? Or is it that the charm of his crosstalk has transcended species and it can understand it.

Forget it. Now that I'm really angry, I might as well take over the command.

"My dear, it's good to be ambitious, but we also need to pay attention to methods and tactics. Just listen to me and fly low.

The two guys chasing us are big idiots. Let’s go around the tree and chase them.”

Liu Yonglu also understood that even if the crippled bird under his butt flew desperately it would not be able to outfly the enemy, so it would be better to take a detour through the woods, perhaps there would be a chance to fight back.

After hearing what Liu Yonglu said, Baiyaki dived down. Fortunately, Liu Yonglu put on a mask in advance, otherwise the wind would have blown his face off.

When Token saw Liu Yonglu descending, he also descended. However, the Shadak bird was too big, like an elephant. The two of them chased Liu Yonglu in the woods, and they knocked down countless oak and fir trees.

Liu Yonglu looked back and thought, okay, the tactics are right, the next step is to counterattack. He pressed the black bookmark on his finger and muttered to himself.

"You are not a finger, you are a 10-foot snake spear pointing at a steel gun. You are not a finger, you are a 10-foot snake spear pointing at a steel gun."

Hey, don't say, this bookmark is really obedient. After Liu Yonglu finished chanting, it began to stretch, but there is one thing, the object it changed into is limited by its own size. Although Liu Yonglu chanted about a gun, the thing it finally turned into was at best a needle. This time, Liu Yonglu had a crippled bird under his crotch, and he was ready to fight Token again with a 10-foot snake spear and a steel needle in his hand.

……

While he was fighting vigorously above, the battle below had ended long ago.

In the forest, Millie Tang and DeLorean were looking at the dead bodies all over the ground. There were two people among the dead bodies. However, even if these two were not dead, they were almost dead. They were just one step away from death.

One was Lin Brown, and the other was Wilson. The two of them were lying on the ground like a blood gourd.

"Ms. Delorin, I have a few forbidden spells that may be able to help. Would you like emergency treatment first?"

DeLorean had already explained everything to Millie Tang before she met her. Millie Tang knew that she was a woman. Although the battlefield looked so lively, in fact, the two of them had never fought at all. It was all Lin's fault on her own.

Didn't Liu Yonglu ask him to cover the retreat, so he did it. However, his way of covering the retreat was different from Millie Tang's. He didn't set any traps or ambushes.

He rushed over with the eighteen kinds of weapons in his bag and surrounded the people in front of him.

In theory, Wilson is quite capable. All old and experienced occult scholars have some hidden tricks up their sleeves, but he has never seen a rogue like Lin Bei.

When fighting, he is fearless and ruthless, as if the body is not his own but borrowed from someone else.

Finally, Lin Bei captured him alive at the cost of three pieces of intestines, an arm, and half a thigh. It was not execution, but capture him alive.

Then Wilson felt what true cruelty was.

At this time, he no longer thought that Liu Yonglu was an investigator. He was definitely the leader of a cult group. And it was not an ordinary cult group. It was probably a well-known and evil group in the Special Event Investigation Department.

The more than 30 spokes of the quilt were all stuck into Wilson's body without any remaining spears, and even a dozen of them pierced his head.

After that, he took out a small bag from his arms, which contained more than a dozen blood-red nails. He crawled on the ground and placed one under the black-robed man and Wilson respectively. After that, he leaned peacefully against the tree and fell unconscious.

"Leave him alone, he...he can't die."

DeLorean looked at Milly Tang warily. This was their first time working together, and she was worried that the shy little boy would be scared by Lin Brown again. Besides, Gregory's direct investigators were also aware of Lin Brown's situation.

If the rules in the investigator's manual had been followed, Lin Brown would have been thrown into the containment department long ago.

But Gregory does things in such an unconventional way. No matter what the hidden secret is, as long as he can kill the pagans for him, it's fine.

DeLorean planned to find time to explain the matter to Milly Don after the mission was over, and try to persuade him and Ricky not to include this in the investigation report.

As for Millie Tang...she didn't care. She had seen a lot of weird investigators. The one who was beaten up was a little bloody, but she didn't mind. After all, she was not an easy person to get along with.

At this time in the woods, Lin Brown was leaning against a tree with his head down, not knowing whether he was dead or fainted. Milly Tang and DeLorean looked up at the sky. No one on Liu Yonglu's side could help, so he could only worry.

Wilson, with dozens of steel nails piercing his body, stared blankly above his head, watching this horrific battle that should not exist in this world.

"Phantom... Phantom..."

Wilson trembled as he pronounced the name. The trembling was not only due to the physical pain, but also because the white mask appeared before his eyes again after 40 years.

The MVP award went to someone else in the past two days, and Lao Liu was getting a little restless.

Today we are going to show how the little hero Liu Yonglu, who is a combination of man and horse and has mature martial arts, fought against the deer-man monster!
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