Tianjin people will never lose SAN
Chapter 141: Sir, how do I get to the monastery?
Chapter 141: Sir, how do I get to the monastery?
"Will you eat the orange if you get wet in the quilt?"
"Don't eat."
"Lin Bei, I just tore off the chicken breast and rolled it into a few pancakes. Do you want some?"
"Don't eat."
"The quilt is freshly warmed..."
"give it to me."
Lin Brownhead had annoyed Liu Yonglu along the way. The three behind him really thought they were going on a picnic. They ate when they were tired of singing, and continued singing when they were full. Millie Tang was still a little serious. She had kept the two ancient relics in the investigation department, and only brought out the Phantom's mask.
The cost and utility of this thing have basically been determined, and it's not far from being fully mastered.
Liu Yonglu was sitting there giving instructions to Xiaohu.
"From tomorrow on, you are not allowed to say bye-bye. When we meet again, you should call me daddy. We can change it back later. Do you understand me?"
"Little Tiger!"
"father!"
Xiaohu didn't care about this, Dad was still bye, this title had no meaning to him, he just stared at him with big eyes. After teaching Xiaohu, Liu Yonglu turned around and talked to Mi Li'er again.
Since leaving home, Millie Tang changed into women's clothes and her voice changed. Liu Yonglu was really a little embarrassed. It took him a while to adjust himself.
"Mi Li'er, please wipe the mask more carefully. It smelled bad the last time I put it on. I almost vomited."
Millie Tang wiped it twice with the hem of her skirt to please Liu Yonglu. She knew that the taste in his mouth was a price to pay and it would be useless no matter how she wiped it.
"Is it working? Let me try putting it on again."
Liu Yonglu had worn this mask before, and he felt itchy in his heart when he saw it this time. His face always felt dry and prickly. Well, it just didn't feel comfortable anyway, so he still wore it for comfort.
Millie Tang rolled her eyes, took out her notebook, and roughly translated the secret of the Phantom Mask to Liu Yonglu.
"Hey, I don't think it's a big deal. Aren't you just worried that after you put on the mask, others and yourself won't notice it? It's not a big deal."
Liu Yonglu took out an old newspaper from under the seat. He took the newspaper from Millie Tang's house and originally intended to use it as a cushion during the picnic.
Liu Yonglu was seen picking up a piece of cardboard and using it to tear the newspaper into long strips two centimeters wide.
"Give me the mask."
"What are you going to do?" Seeing that Liu Yonglu was about to do something stupid again, Millie Tang hid the mask behind her.
"Never mind! Why do you mind me? Just hand me the mask and let me see what's going on."
Xiaohu didn't say anything either. He kicked his little feet while eating the burrito. He really wanted to see Byebye... No, he's the dad now, and dad is being naughty.
The space in the carriage was small, and Millie Tang failed to snatch the mask from Liu Yonglu, so the mask finally fell into his hands. "Pooh, pooh" Liu Yonglu spitted at the mask twice. These dozen pieces of paper were not banned at all, so he put them all on the mask.
"Take it and try it on."
"I won't wear it. If you want to wear it, you can wear it yourself." Using ancient relics is dangerous in itself, and with Liu Yonglu's saliva, Milly Tang's head shook like a rattle.
"It's useless for me to wear it, so you have to wear it."
Millie Tang was worried, so she wrote a few reminders in her notebook before putting the mask on her face.
As soon as she put it on, she also smelled the unpleasant fishy smell, but she gradually got used to it after a while. The mask seemed to have a strange affinity. Millie Tang felt that it was a part of her body, and this was the face she should have.
Millie Tang looked out the window unaware and was about to continue doing her own thing, but the next second, Liu Yonglu pulled off her mask.
"Look, let me tell you, this thing won't work if you tell it to the public."
So why could Liu Yonglu find out something was wrong at a glance? Because the note stuck on the mask was the signal source rooted in his brain. During his usual work in the regiment, during the lunch break, Liu Yonglu did nothing else but fight with Liu Yang, Haozi and a few others.
In the group, people who play cards for money can only stick notes on their faces. When the bell rings, several people will quickly tear off the notes on their faces. If they draw on the mask or make some other mark, Liu Yonglu may not be able to react so quickly. This note is more effective than anything else. He can tell at a glance that something is wrong. The boy on the other side must have lost a lot today.
It’s a pity that the Phantom’s pure white mask looks so shabby after Liu Yonglu modified it.
Liu Yonglu was laughing and shouting in the back of the carriage. The carriage ran from noon to dusk. Lin Brown suddenly pulled open the curtain and asked:
"Ricky, have you ever been to Baldwin Hermitage?"
"No, have you?"
"I haven't been there either."
Although Lin Bulang had been a coachman, he didn't know the way. Although Mili Tang could read the map, Liu Yonglu kept making trouble. Liu Yonglu thought the two had the map and just acted as a hands-off manager. The three old men didn't communicate with each other, and as expected... they got lost.
Outside the carriage, Millie Tang and Lin Brown were studying the map and looking for reference points.
"Forget it, the map is not clear and too backward. Let's ask."
Liu Yonglu got off the carriage and walked along the farmland to find a bearded old man in his sixties who was hoeing the ground with a shovel.
"Sir, how do I get to Baldwin's Priory?"
"What are you doing there? Are you from the Baldwin family?"
The old man looked up at Liu Yonglu with a bad face. Liu Yonglu had no other skills, but he was an expert at reading people's expressions. He saw the old man's tone and knew that he must have a bad relationship with the Baldwin family. He did not dare to reveal his identity and then made up a story:
"Hey, I'm here to collect a debt. There's a guy in that manor who owes me money, and I'm going to go and stop him."
After hearing what Liu Yonglu said, the old man looked at him with obviously more ease, as if he had caught some clear signal. He hummed, ignored Liu Yonglu, turned back and moved the position of the scarecrow on the ground.
Seeing that the scarecrow's position had changed, several countrymen holding farm tools quietly went around behind Liu Yonglu and surrounded him. Two or three young men couldn't wait any longer and slowly moved over with the pitchforks in their hands.
Just when they were about to take action, another old man came around from the direction of Liu Yonglu's carriage. He didn't say anything but just gestured to the people in his village. The crowd then gradually dispersed and shook their heads and went back to their work, as if nothing had happened.
Liu Yonglu was still standing there smoking a cigarette, completely unaware of what was happening behind him. When he was almost done, he took out two more and gave them to the bearded old man.
"Uncle, the path in the wild mountains is difficult to walk on. Please take the trouble to show me the way."
The bearded old man also saw the gesture, and he pointed to the left front indifferently.
"Go down the road. There is a small path on the left side of the fork in the road with the windmill. You will see the sign when you get on the path. If you go now, you will arrive at daybreak."
After saying this, he no longer paid attention to Liu Yonglu, pushed his wheelbarrow, and turned back to walk deep into the village.
It goes without saying that Liu Yonglu got on the car and started his journey again.
When the bearded old man walked to the entrance of the village, he saw the old man who had made the gesture just now. He was the village chief of his village. At this time, several other villagers gathered around him, discussing what had just happened.
"Village Chief Damien, why didn't you let me do it just now? I saw a beautiful girl standing next to the carriage. She should be the boy's wife. Kill him and the girl will be mine."
"That carriage is worth a lot of money. We can burn the relevant evidence mixed with straw at night like we did before. The sheriff can ask the Baldwin family if he has any questions."
Several young men were making loud noises. They had just seen Millie Tang from a distance, but just one glance had made them thirsty. Now that the cooked duck had flown away, how could they not be anxious?
"I just walked around the carriage and found something inside." The old man pinched the pendant on his wrist as he spoke.
The elderly village chief is not a talkative man, but he has the final say in the village.
"Don't forget the lessons learned from hundreds of years ago. Let's hand them over to the Baldwin family."
After the old man finished speaking, he turned and left. The pendant on his wrist jingled. The pendant was a dried lizard tail with a bell hanging on the tip of the tail.
I was so tired yesterday that I didn’t add any more, but today it’s 7K, which is very high. I’m not very happy, but I can still do it a little bit.
I am also slowly adjusting my writing state. During the day, I am in a good state but my daughter always asks me to play. At night, she falls asleep and I feel sleepy again, hahahaha, I am very stiff.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Tianjin people will never lose SAN
Chapter 497 4 hours ago -
Outrageous! He became the Elf King at the beginning.
Chapter 292 4 hours ago -
I am reborn, I can tell fortunes and study well
Chapter 218 4 hours ago -
Ming Dynasty: Emperor Wanshou is cultivating immortality!
Chapter 327 4 hours ago -
Batman's Owl Godfather
Chapter 316 4 hours ago -
Xiaobai's Love in Another World
Chapter 408 4 hours ago -
Artificer Adventure Guide.
Chapter 420 4 hours ago -
I add points to martial arts in the real world
Chapter 379 4 hours ago -
Gao Wu invades, I can see the future
Chapter 196 4 hours ago -
I'm the fourth calamity, but they call me a saint
Chapter 371 4 hours ago