Tianjin people will never lose SAN

Chapter 26 Three Gods
Liu Yonglu looked with satisfaction at Brundtland, who was floating unconscious in the giant cauldron. This martial mass was good. He sang it happily and the believers listened to it with joy. The interactive atmosphere on the spot was rare even in teahouses in Tianjin.

The ceremony is almost over, and then I can just take Carol with me and sneak out, and my mission will be accomplished.

But among the senior officials watching the ceremony, there was one person who was unhappy. He was a one-eyed grey-haired old man. He sang along with the Wu Zhui Zi until his voice became hoarse, but suddenly he thought of...

No, today it is my turn to receive the gift from the Father, why did someone suddenly change?

The previous process can be changed, but what if the direct beneficiary is changed? I spent a lot of money and waited a lot of time to get this opportunity today.

Thinking of this, the old man slowly approached Liu Yonglu and asked politely, "Master Xiaoji, today's gift..."

Before he could finish his words, something strange happened on the giant cauldron. The two children carved in relief on the cauldron suddenly screamed and opened their eyes. Their expressions did not look like pain, but more like anger!
"Old man, don't worry, look, it's still there." Liu Yonglu didn't know what had happened, it was still round.

At this time, the Brundtrang in the cauldron seemed to be swaying from a distance and swaying from a close distance. It sank and floated in the water.

It was as if two forces were fighting for this body. A gust of sea breeze blew in from somewhere in the chapel, blowing out most of the candles.

The child on the relief suddenly opened his mouth, and two huge claws covered with barnacles suddenly poked out from it. Dark red blood oozed from the child's cracked cheeks, as if they had never died but were just trapped in the cauldron.

The giant claws clamped Brundtrang's body tightly, and the underwater object revealed its true appearance.

They were half-human arms covered with pustules. Although they looked like human arms, they had gray webbed flesh at the ends of their palms.

As the underwater monster slowly emerged, Liu Yonglu also exclaimed:

"Fuck! Frog Hot Pot!"

He was too familiar with this monster. Except for the first night after traveling through time, he would flirt with his brothers every night and had developed a deep affection for it.

At this moment, he suddenly saw them coming out of the cauldron, and he didn't understand what was going on.

The half-frog monster was obviously not very friendly to the claws sticking out of the cauldron. Some frogmen fought for Brundtrang, while others climbed up the giant claws and bit the shell. Both sides made indescribable strange noises.

The half frog's voice was closer to human language, with some sticky and slow syllables. Liu Yonglu was familiar with this voice, which was similar to the murmur he heard every night on the deserted island.

The sound made by the owner of the giant claw seemed to come from inside a giant cauldron. It did not sound like the language of civilized creatures, but more like the sound of arthropods spitting out bubbles, all of which were "da da da" tongue-clicking sounds.

The believers were attracted by the weird and crazy language. Their eyes were full of fanaticism at first, and then turned into a kind of painful distortion, as if someone had stuffed a ball of cotton into their brains, and their flesh and blood were rubbed and infected by the cotton and were about to burst.

They could not understand what the two were conveying, but they could strangely see some images, images that did not belong in the chapel, and should not even belong to the world.

It was the corpse of a giant creature. They could only see the dark purple skin of the giant creature. Not to mention the whole appearance of the giant creature, even some of its organs could not be seen completely. It was difficult to tell whether it was an ear or a tentacle. Gradually, the corpse weathered slowly and the skin turned into bare whitish rock.

At this time, blood gushed out of the eyes of most of the believers, and their optic nerves could no longer withstand the pressure inside their skulls and began to burst.

The condition of the old man next to Liu Yonglu who was asking for gifts was the most horrifying. His one-eyed eyeball exploded and blood gushed out of his bloody eye socket like water from a faucet that was not turned on tight.

Carol was experienced. He tore two pieces of cloth from his robe and stuffed them into his ears, then curled up his body and hugged his head tightly.

Liu Yonglu...it’s okay. It’s not that he’s not afraid, he’s just used to it.

Every night he sprays his penis on these beautiful frogs. He has seen this monster's whole body countless times and heard its murmurings countless times.

A few days ago in his dream, he bravely walked up to Meiwa and sang the lyrics of Taiping for a while, but because he didn't go to see the black stone tablet, Meiwa ignored him.

He thought it was quite funny to see the two monsters playing tug-of-war. As they were competing with each other, he walked over. After all, Meiwa was his good friend who "slept with him" every day, so he still sided with Meiwa in his heart.

"Come on, didn't you have enough food during the day? Well, so many people can't pull out a big crab, how embarrassing."

It didn't matter that he got closer, because with the black stone in his pocket, he was even closer to the beautiful frogs.

The bodies of the frogmen who were huddled together to fight for Brundtlang's body began to melt, and their flesh and blood stuck tightly together. At first, the outlines of the frogmen's bodies could still be seen, but gradually they merged into a huge ball of flesh.

The meat ball continued to expand and finally turned into the shape of a toad. The toad's body was covered with bumpy keratin scales, and on its back grew a pair of ripped membrane wings that were seriously inconsistent with its body shape. Its face was blurry, and its mouth was covered with sticky tentacles. What was most concerning were its eyes. The turbid amber eyes exuded an indescribable malice.

The blind believers with blood on their faces seemed to feel the toad's gaze at this moment. Even though they were blind and could not see, the malice still flowed into their brains through other senses that they could not understand.

That hatred did not belong to any kind of human emotion, and had nothing to do with all their experiences from birth to the present. It was a natural hatred towards creatures that were far above their own level of life.

As hatred spread, they opened their mouths and began to howl out a chaotic and evil poem. "Wow, you are big enough, and you are staring at me with your big eyes. Believe it or not, I will eat your fried frog legs."

Perhaps because Liu Yonglu had the black stone on him, or perhaps because he was already accustomed to the toad's murmur, he did not walk far, but wanted to pat the toad's butt.

"Gol-goroth"

The toad did not open its mouth, but a voice like the whisper of a stone tablet appeared in Liu Yonglu's mind again.

"Get some snails? What do you mean? Soup base? I can't eat anything too spicy."

At the same time, the giant cauldron also changed. The giant turtle extending from the cauldron stretched out several meters. The heads of the two children on the relief had completely exploded, and the splattering blood evaporated in the air.

The entire body of the cauldron turned towards the direction of a crab. The huge mouth of the cauldron took the shape of an eye. The deformed claws of the children's lower bodies directly emerged, and a crab with the Chaos One-Eyed Mark on its back appeared in the chapel.

The crab's claws tightly clamped Brundtrang's thighs, while the tentacles on the toad's face tightly wrapped around Brundtrang's head and arms.

"This BK guy wanted to harm me, now let's play tug-of-war with the seafood."

The frenzied atmosphere in the chapel grew more intense, but in a corner that no one noticed, a small figure gradually solidified from translucent to solid.

It was Xiaohu, who was standing in the dark corner and witnessing everything.

What was he doing before? He was still in the yard, playing with his malicious spell of removing names, but this time the name he called out to the flames was "Ricky Baldwin".

But... it still didn't work. How could Xiaohu guess that his real name was Liu Yonglu!
However, after using this spell many times, a side effect occurred on Liu Yonglu, that is, Xiaohu could feel Liu Yonglu's current condition to a certain extent.

This state was not positioning or sensory sharing, but he could feel the changes in the space Liu Yonglu was in. At this time, the chapel was no longer the basement in the original physical sense.

The appearance of the two old gods tore the original space apart, and everyone was pulled into another space, a higher dimension that could not be explained by any current science.

The chapel was already dark, and most of the believers were blind and crazy, so no one would notice Xiaohu standing quietly at this time.

But just because humans couldn't notice it didn't mean the gods wouldn't notice it, and the toad and the crab simultaneously turned their eyes to the tiger cub, and they felt the scent of their own kind from it. It was not accurate to say that they were the same kind, as they felt that the tiger cub was born much older than themselves.

When they turned their eyes to Xiaohu, the phantom of the sheep-headed creature appeared again out of thin air, and a pair of empty and emotionless eyes turned to them in the darkness.

Countless translucent crab eggs suddenly emerged from the back of the crab under the gaze of the sheep-head, and each crab egg had a bulging and rotating eyeball on it.

Countless pairs of deformed human hands suddenly grew out of the toad's body, and the hands were pulling outwards as if trying to drill out of the toad's body.

"Oh shit! The crabs have burst! I forgot to buy vinegar!" Liu Yonglu's mind was completely attracted by the crabs at this moment.

The two deformed monsters no longer cared about the sacrifice in front of them. They withdrew their strength and the giant crab's body broke apart into small crabs. The small crabs crawled away and crawled into the cracks in the stones of the chapel and under the floor. They disappeared in a short while.

All the bulges on the toad's body exploded, forming a huge ball of smelly water vapor. When the water vapor dissipated, the toad disappeared.

At this time, the only people left in the chapel were the crying and wailing crazy believers, and Liu Yonglu standing alone in the center.

"What do you mean? Is the mass over now?"

Liu Yonglu kicked the one-eyed old man who wanted to argue with him just now. He was already dead, and the eyeball he had kicked out at the beginning was still rolling beside the corpse.

"Do you always do this during Mass? It's really tiring for the eyes..."

He squatted down again and helped up the reckless Carol. His ears and nostrils were bleeding, his face was pale and his spirit was listless, but it seemed that his life was not in danger.

"Are you... okay?" Carol swallowed and looked at Liu Yonglu in front of her.

"What's the problem? Remember, when you go back and tell others that it was two against two, don't mention that I was beating up an old man."

He didn't think Carol was worried about the gods, but thought he was still concerned about the fight.

Thinking of Brundtrang, I looked back and saw that he was playing tug-of-war with the seafood, but he was still alive.

This person wanted to harm himself just now. Why?
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