Tianjin people will never lose SAN

Chapter 313 Mi Li Er vs. Little Tiger Sister
"Mi Li'er, what do you think? After we deliver the meal to Xiao Hu, should we go back to the villa on Helen Street?"

“Let’s not go back. Herama just attended a banquet today. He won’t go to get the invention tomorrow.

It’s so late, I’m going to take a shower and go to bed.”

"That's fine. Tomorrow morning, I can still play football with Xiaohu for a while longer. What should we eat for breakfast?"

Outside the villa door, the voices of Mili Tang and Liu Yonglu talking came, and the keyhole on the door lock was turned. With a creak, the door opened.

Millie Tang threw her shoes aside ungracefully. She had worn a corset over a dress all night and had drunk some wine, so she was very tired. All she wanted to do was take a hot bath and fall into her big soft bed to have a good sleep.

"Xiao Hu, are you asleep? Bye Bye has brought you some delicious food!"

Liu Yonglu was holding paper bags in each hand, both of which were filled with food from the dinner. As he spoke, he changed into slippers and walked into the house.

"Ricky, don't walk around, someone's coming in."

Millie Tang glanced at the fish tank at the entrance. Her house seemed to be just an ordinary house, but in fact it was equipped with various forbidden spells and special mechanisms.

At this moment, a thin layer of dark red liquid appeared in the empty fish tank in front of him for no reason. Someone came in.

After her reminder, Liu Yonglu was half sobered up. He quickly placed the two bags of food on the shelf and took out his black stone.

The two of them tiptoed, fumbling to light the ceiling light while looking around to find the uninvited guest who had broken in.

But what they didn't expect was that finding the person was not difficult at all. The target was very obvious, right in the living room.

"What the hell is this... Yangliuqing's national trend New Year paintings?"

Liu Yonglu pointed to the center of the restaurant, where a giant wooden sculpture had appeared out of nowhere, sticking up to the ceiling. Its shape resembled a fish head rising from the ground. Liu Yonglu could barely make out the outline of the fish's lips and gills. The fish's mouth was particularly large, and the corners of its mouth were stretched below the gills.

The fish head was bulging, as if the fish had just eaten something and couldn't swallow it, so it kept holding it in its mouth.

Millie Tangren was also dumbfounded. She had never seen such a thing before. She racked her brains but could not find any ancient relics or furniture in her house that could be related to it.

This intruder...he came in and did nothing, didn't steal anything, and just left a fish head at home?
"Xiao Hu! Xiao Hu! Are you hiding in there!?"

Liu Yonglu suddenly thought of something and quickly ran to the wooden fish and knocked it. He suddenly thought of a possibility that the other party was coming for Xiaohu, and something might have happened to the child!
"Xiao Hu! You can't joke around like this! You poor kid, come out now!"

Liu Yonglu used a bookmark to transform into a small black carving knife, then stood on a chair and started poking the fish's mouth. Milly Tang knew that she couldn't stop him, so she could only silently prepare some materials for forbidden spells in case of any unexpected events.

But she also wondered, is Xiaohu inside the wooden fish?

It’s true that this bookmark of Donkey is really extraordinary. Although there is nothing special about it except that it can change in shape, its sharpness can be changed at will according to the user’s wishes and it is almost not corroded.

The small carving knife poked the wooden fish just like using a spoon to cut tofu, and soon a small hole was dug out from the top.

Liu Yonglu stood on a chair and looked inside, meeting the little girl's big, black and bright eyes.

The little girl's appearance at this moment reminded Liu Yonglu of the way he sat on the toilet, squatting there with a book in his hand! ?
"I...I...didn't know there was anyone inside. Please continue. Please continue."

He quickly got down from the chair, and the little girl's expression was as if she wanted to eat him. The method her brother used to tie her up was not difficult to break, it just took some time, and the posture she was trapped in was not very beautiful. She didn't expect this guy to see it.

Liu Yonglu got down from his chair, a little confused. Oh, there was a wooden fish at home, and the little girl who had just read a novel to him came to his house and hid in the wooden fish to go to the toilet... This was outrageous...

"Ricky, what's in there?"

"It's the little girl I met in the Summer Palace before. She was hiding inside and I don't know what she was doing."

Just as the two were discussing, a brilliant silver light came, and the wooden fish that was in the living room just now disappeared completely, as if it had never appeared, and the little girl hiding inside was sitting leisurely on the chair.

The little girl picked up the teacup and drank a sip of red tea before she slowly spoke:

“It is ridiculous for mortals to live with gods and yet imagine themselves to be the masters.

You build rickety wooden ladders, thinking you can reach eternity, but you will eventually be dragged back to the ground by stones tied to the mud.

My slow-witted brother was also mesmerized by this ridiculous drama. He was addicted to the pull of the two stones and struggled clumsily, forgetting that he was supposed to be standing on a high place looking down.

In this case, I can only kick over this ladder and break this stone, so that he will remember that his feet can only step on the land of the gods. "

Liu Yonglu was dumbfounded. First of all, he didn't think the little girl could speak. Secondly, he couldn't understand what the little girl was saying in such a long string of words.

Fortunately, the next second, Xiaohu appeared out of nowhere. Seeing Liu Yonglu and Millie Tang in the room, he hurried over and stood in front of them.

"The land of the gods? What a hypocritical statement.

Under every so-called "high ground" are abandoned bones, the footprints of the old gods and the collapsed thrones. And you...

You are nothing more than a wooden stake in the mud, using a face disguised as a little girl to cover up your decay. The ladder may not lead to eternity, but every climber has his own freedom, and even if he falls, he will not let you arrange it. As for your brother, the moment he chooses to stop, he no longer belongs to you. "

The one who responded was not someone else but Millie Tang, who continued talking while covering her nose with a napkin.

She has a nosebleed. Judging from the amount of bleeding, the little girl opposite must be a god, and her status is not low.

Mili Tang knew this, but when she saw Xiaohu standing in front of her, she got drunk again and said, "How dare you break into our house and say such nonsense? I have to have a talk with you today."

Xiaohu and Liu Yonglu were both dumbfounded. They first looked at the little girl sitting on the chair, then turned back to look at Millie Tang who was debating, and had no idea what they were talking about.

“People always misunderstand the meaning of rules, thinking that following them will buy protection and breaking them will win freedom.

But rules never care. They just exist, like silent propositions, quietly waiting for the answer to emerge.

And you actually want to ask new questions without giving any answers.

My brother is being held back by such absurdity, which is a violation of the rules. In this case, I will personally put an end to this meaningless delay. "

Xiaohu tugged at the corner of Liu Yonglu's clothes, meaning, come on, explain to me what are they talking about.

"Well, think about it yourself first. I'm going to teach you now, but you may not be impressed." Liu Yonglu was still pretending.

"Proposition? It sounds like a mirror that has not been wiped for a long time, reflecting only the illusion you want to see.

You keep saying that you don't care about the rules, but every word you say is begging for a little meaning to it and finding a tenable reason for your atrocities.

Your brother didn’t leave, not because he was entangled, but because he chose to stop. ”

As she was talking, Millie Tang, under the influence of alcohol, walked over and snatched the teacup in front of the little girl:

"This is my family's black tea. I never told you to drink it!"

The little girl was also shocked. Before entering the house, she also noticed the witch's forbidden spells. Of course, these things were useless in front of her, so she just came in directly.

The woman in front of me should be the witch who should have disappeared long ago. Since she is well versed in forbidden knowledge related to gods, she should be able to guess my status. If she guessed my status, how dare she talk to me like this! ?
A big and a small were glaring at each other at the dining table.

Xiaohu grabbed Liu Yonglu's hand... Liu Yonglu guessed that Xiaohu might be the same as himself at this moment... a little weak.

Liu Yonglu stood there and thought about the relationship between them. He thought, the little girl seems to be Xiaohu's sister, so why did she suddenly want to harm him before? But now she is standing on Mili Tang's side and teaching this naughty child a lesson?
He glanced at Xiaohu, but was afraid that Xiaohu might have some thoughts in his mind.

Oh, this is a difficult matter. Both of you are angry. Let's stop fighting.

While thinking about him, he led Xiaohu to get the two bags of food from the entrance.

"Eat first, eat first, we can talk after we are full.

Xiaohu, wash your hands quickly and bring the dishes up."

Xiaohu must have understood what he said to him, so he quickly cleaned up the table. The two people, one big and one small, who were standing in front of the table confronting each other were finally separated by this interruption, but they were still staring at each other.

The little girl was definitely not afraid of Millie Tang, but after taking a look at her brother who was happily handing her a fork and spoon, she knew that it would not be easy for her to achieve her goal today.

As for Millie Tang, although she had drunk a little, she still had the basic judgment that Xiaohu would most likely stand on her side. In addition, with Ricky and the various arrangements in the house, the other party would have no way to do anything to her.

In this fragile balance, the four of them actually sat at a table and started to have a midnight snack.

"Xiao Hu, what's your sister's name?"

It would be too awkward without a name, Liu Yonglu wanted to ease the relationship. Xiaohu shook his head, neither of them had a name, nor did they need a name, so it was Baibai who gave him the name "Xiaohu".

"Oh... no name, I'll think of one. Oh... your sister, you're five years old..."

Liu Yonglu didn’t know how old Xiaohu was exactly. He saw the number five on the form given to him by Aunt Lucy. Of course, Aunt Lucy just filled it out randomly.

"You are five years old, so your sister is at most five years old, maybe even less than five, maybe four.

Four years old... Ling'er is four years old... OK, from now on you can be called Ling'er!"

The little girl sitting opposite was leisurely eating the cocktail shrimp in her bowl. When she heard that Liu Yonglu wanted to give her a name without her permission, she pointed at herself in disbelief.

The story about Ling'er being four years old from "Looking for a Party" is quite interesting. In fact, I had already decided to name Little Tiger's younger sister Ling'er.

It’s quite cute, isn’t it?

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(End of this chapter)