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Chapter 447: Kogan's Fantasy Adventure (I)

"Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, sex is a steel knife that scrapes the bones, money is a tiger coming down the mountain, and anger is the root of trouble!

The young monk went down the mountain to beg for alms, and the old monk told him that the women down the mountain were tigers, and he must avoid them if he met them...

"As for the secret of longevity, I heard it from my neighbor Uncle Li. He summed it up in two sentences: 'The reason I lived to be ninety-nine is because my wife is ugly.'

......"

Kogan felt like he was in a strange and extremely comfortable dream, with Captain Ricky's mumbling in his ears all the time.

The captain of my team would recite poems, sing songs, and tell stories. It was endless, just like a mosquito buzzing around the bed in the summer.

Captain! My fellow Shi Weitians! Where are you?
Kogan shouted in his heart, but his head still felt dizzy, let alone speaking. In the darkness, he began to recall what had happened before.

Oh, yes, I and the captain and several others landed on Xiamu Island, and then visited their school under the guidance of a local named Aksomama.

In the school, whether it was the teachers or the students' textbooks, they all contained obscene knowledge that was unbearable to look at. If they were in the Western Continent, all these people would be burned at the stake by the church, but here they were doing it shamelessly...

Oh, no, the shameless ones were still behind. When they came out of the classroom, they actually saw pairs of young men and women doing something shameful... as if no one was around on the lawn in the courtyard.

Among them were several crew members from the Flying Jaguar, all of whom had obvious facial features of people from the Western Continent, and were very different from the locals.

I wanted to turn my head away, but the disgusting scene seemed to have some kind of magic that sucked me in.

Fortunately, Captain Ricky was by his side, and he was the only person there to comfort him.

"Well, we have to be critical of vulgar things. What I envy the most...what I can't stand the most is this kind of immoral and shameless behavior."

Just at this moment, Ms. Axomama brought over two drinks. I was thirsty at the time and drank them all in one gulp. After that, I couldn’t remember anything…

Whoops!

The more Kougan tried to open his eyes in the darkness, the more his head splitted. He vaguely felt that there were tiny dots of light shining in the distance.

Was it a firefly? Or a shooting star in the sky? Without having to walk, he appeared in front of the flash with just a thought.

There were colorful and gorgeous little flowers surrounding him. They grew crazy at an incredible speed. At first, they were just buds about to bloom, but in the blink of an eye, the petals had opened to reveal the trembling stamens inside.

What flower can be so bright?

Just as Kogan was wondering, white steam gushed out of the huge flower disk, the "click" sound of gears was heard, and the palm-sized petals began to rotate clockwise like the hands of a clock.

It turned out to be a steam machine, and the darkness was illuminated as the mechanical flowers around it bloomed.

Kogan finally saw a familiar figure standing in front of him. The man was wearing a black tuxedo, a tie, and a rose in his shirt pocket. Who else could it be but Captain Ricky!
"Kou Gan, where have you been? Come with me to pick up the bride!"

Bride? Is the captain getting married? Kougan wanted to say something like congratulations, but he couldn't open his mouth. He felt dizzy and could only follow the captain and continue walking forward.

Deep in the sea of ​​mechanical flowers is a church, and many friends and relatives from the Investigation Department are standing in front of the door waiting for the groom.

The most eye-catching one is definitely the bride in a white wedding dress holding a bouquet. She has long curly light brown hair, a tall figure, and a strange smile on her gentle oval face.

Isn't this my sister Miles! How did she become the captain's bride? What about Miss Millie Tang?

Thinking of this, Kogan saw Milly Tang walking towards him slowly. She had changed into her previous men's clothes, with her hands behind her back and a cruel smile on her lips.

Something terrible is happening! Alarm bells were ringing in Kogan's heart. He had never been so scared, even when facing those twisted gods and monsters.

But at the critical moment, why can't I use my damn legs! Captain Ricky! Please stop standing there and watching! Help me, it will be your turn after I'm done.

But when he turned his head, he saw that familiar smiling face.

When Millitan walked in front of Kogan, she suddenly reached out from behind, with a cold knife flashing in her hand, and without saying a word, she thrust it into Kogan's chest.

"Ms. Millie Tang, please listen to my explanation! It was not me who brought my sister and the captain together!"

A sharp pain came from my chest. The sharp knife had pierced deeply into it and was still stirring back and forth.

"Miss Millie Tang! I was so wrong! I didn't know it before! I really didn't mean it!"

On the wooden bed, Kougan waved his hands wildly and screamed. He suddenly opened his eyes and left the dream. He looked at the stone ceiling above his head, then lifted the quilt to look at his intact upper body before he calmed down.

Oh, it turned out to be a dream.

Kougan slowly sat up from the bed with his hands supporting his body. He felt pain, pain, pain, pain, and his head was still buzzing. What happened to him? Why was he sleeping here?

Looking around, Kogan guessed that he should be in the stone house of the villagers on Summer Island. The interior decoration of the house was simple and spotless. The sun shone in from the window. It was still daytime.

How long have you slept? Thinking about this, Kougan threw off his quilt and got out of bed, but as soon as his feet touched the solid ground, he let out a cry and crawled back into the quilt.

When his body touched the cold air, Kogan discovered that he was completely naked!
Where are my clothes?
Wrapping his body in a quilt, Kou Gang sat on the bed and shouted helplessly, but no one responded to him. After waiting for ten minutes, he was worried that Shi Wei Tian's people had encountered some danger, so he could only wrap himself in the quilt and go out of bed barefoot.

Pushing open the door, the sun was still shining brightly outside. Kou Gang rubbed his eyes and looked outside clearly, then he felt relieved because he finally saw his relatives.

Under a tree not far away, Millie Tang was sitting against the trunk, reading a book and drinking tea.

Thinking of the bizarre dream just now, he suddenly felt a little timid when he saw Millie Tang Kougang in reality.

Kogan quietly moved to a bush next to the tree and asked awkwardly:

"Miss Millie Tang, Miss Millie Tang, why am I sleeping alone in the room? Where are my clothes?"

Militang didn't seem surprised by Kogan's awakening. She raised her head and looked for the voice:
"You're awake? I thought you'd be in a coma until tonight. It seems the improvised potion has worked to some extent.

What are you doing hiding behind that tree?"

Mili Tang suddenly thought of something and slapped her head, and continued jokingly:

"Lin Brown took your clothes to the river to wash, but they were worried that you might wake up, so they left one for you each. I haven't taken it in yet."

Milly Tang threw the clothes from under her buttocks into the bushes. Kogan picked them up and saw Ricky's shirt, Lin Brown's vest, and Mr. Shani's coat.

Well, there was no pants, but fortunately Mr. Shani's coat was big and long enough. Kou Gang put on a vest, tied Liu Yonglu's shirt around his waist, and finally put on Shani's big coat, and he was finally able to go out and meet people.

"Ms. Millie Tang, what happened before? And...how long have I been unconscious?"

"It wasn't long, maybe a whole day, and you can't remember anything that happened before?
Let me remind you, festival games, drinking games…” “Festival games… drinking games…”

With the key words, the scattered memory fragments were finally pieced together in Kougan's mind.

In the school courtyard, on the grass in the distance, pairs of young men and women were performing indescribable reproductive activities. A few of us were stunned on the spot, and a villager came out from somewhere and brought us a few drinks.

Yes, after I finished that damn drink, I played drinking games with Captain Ricky and the locals!

There were drinks on the tray at that time. Mr. Shani drank them and then he drank them all in one gulp. Captain Richie was being naughty and wanted to discuss the festival customs of the island with Axomama.

Each person on each side mentioned a festival. If they could name one, they would not drink. If they could not name one, they would be fined three cups of wine.

At that time, his brain started to not work properly, and for some reason he volunteered to stand next to the captain and offer help. Although he said he was helping, he only remembered Captain Ricky standing next to him with his hands on his hips, muttering non-stop.

“February 2, the Dragon Raises its Head, the Dragon Raises its Head Festival!
April, April 28th, wear yarn, wear yarn festival!

On June 6, the crops are ripe, and spring is coming! Barley and wheat are ripe, and Meng Jiangnu cried until the Great Wall collapsed! One radish weighs four ounces, two radishes weigh half a pound, three radishes weigh twelve ounces, and four radishes weigh one pound, which is not enough to spare one small radish..."

Kogan muttered to himself on the grass, he remembered it all!

Millie Tang shook her head and lowered her head to continue reading. To be honest, the situation at that time was quite delicate.

If they turned hostile immediately, they should have a chance of winning, but the final outcome would probably be that they would be forced to get rid of most of the villagers present and could only hostage one or two people and return to the Dog Riding Rabbit for a confrontation.

If this is done, it is definitely not the optimal solution. Firstly, the crew members of the Flying Skua and Poseidon's Shield will immediately fall into an extremely unfavorable situation and may be controlled by these strange villagers.

Secondly, it would be extremely difficult for the group to get information about the cursed island from the villagers. After returning to the boat, they would have to resort to force, and it was hard to predict whether good or bad results would be achieved.

Unexpectedly, the combination of Ricky and Kogan turned the awkward situation around.

Kogan and Shani drank and it was not considered a disrespect, and Richie also confirmed the identities of several scholars.

At least that Axomama accepted them temporarily. As for trust... Millytang felt that it was still far from enough. Although these villagers had strange logic, they were not mentally retarded after all.

Lost in his memories, Kougan touched the back of his head and felt a splitting headache. It was so embarrassing. He gradually recalled his expression and actions at that time.

I have the impression that I was not only talking nonsense, but also glancing at the grass a lot. All of this must have been seen by my companions, and I don't know what they would think.

Only then did he understand why Captain Ricky was singing and chanting in his dream. He probably used the scriptures of the Saint's Sect to help him clear his mind.

As Kogan was feeling around, he felt a large bump on the back of his head, which startled him:
"Ms. Millie Tang, why is my head injured? Could it be that the heretics on the island cast some forbidden spell on me?"

Kogan quickly turned his head to show Milly Tang.

"It's just ordinary blunt force trauma. It has nothing to do with forbidden magic. Wait a moment, I'll bandage you."

I found the cause. It turns out that my headache was not simply caused by drinking strange drinks.

"Miss Millie Tang, did you have a fight with the natives on the island? Are the captain and the others okay?"

"They're fine, Lin Brown is at the river, Ricky is with Shani, and as for what happened after that... you'd have to ask Lin Brown.

We separated after we came out of school, you stayed with the three of them, and I went to warn Mustang and Pedri. "

Millie Tang pointed toward the stream at the foot of the hill.

In order to get his clothes back and to find out what happened yesterday, Kou Gang could only walk down the slope with his head down.

"Click, click, click."

From a distance, Kougan heard the sound of chopping trees. After thinking for a moment, he strode forward again. The villagers on the island had no iron products, so it must be Lin Brown who was chopping trees.

By the creek, two tree branches poked into the soil with a rope tied to them, on which Kougan's clothes were hung to dry.

Lin Brown moved a relatively flat wooden stake and was swinging the short axe in his hand to chop firewood. This axe was usually used for throwing, but he didn't expect to use it today.

"Boy, are you awake? You were quite brave yesterday. Are you feeling well?"

"It's okay, I just have a headache."

Reaching out to take the cigarette and lighter thrown by Lin Brown, Kogan covered the back of his head and grinned:

"Did someone hit me on the back of the head?"

"You don't even remember it? Such a lively battle?"

Lin Brown kicked the firewood into a pile, sat on the woodpile and took a deep puff of smoke.

"I have no recollection. I just woke up. It was Miss Millie Tang who helped me recall the process of walking out of that strange school."

Kougan first took all his clothes off the clothesline. They were still a little damp, but better than not wearing any pants, so he quickly changed into them.

"It was a big fight, a mess. Remember to warn us next time you're about to do something."

It was only then that Kogan noticed that Rembrandt had a bandage on his hand:

“That ritual is indeed related to the evil god that controls me. Although I haven’t found any clear corresponding clues, I have a feeling that when they swing the hammer to crack the human head like a rotten watermelon and press it into the wooden bowl.

I could feel the blood in my body swelling and boiling. Something was about to burst out. That creature was ecstatic and extremely happy.

So the people on the island are worshipping the evil god in my body?

But isn't that damn thing lurking inside me all along? Are the people on the island making sacrifices to its reflection?"

Lin Brown simply lay down on the grass with his hands behind his head, squinting at the sun above his head.

The sunlight stung his eyes, but Lin Brown looked like he was enjoying it and didn't care at all.

Hammer, rotten watermelon, wooden bowl!
The lost memories spun and combined rapidly in Kougan's mind, gradually forming a continuous picture.

The scene was so strange and distorted that even though his stomach was empty, he couldn't help feeling nauseous.

(End of this chapter)