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Chapter 450 Captain, please don't hurt me! (4k+)

"Good fellow, stop being so naughty, can't you brush things?

I was going to give you a simple drawing of Dongfang Shuo to hang above your bed. When Shi Qian comes, he will have to become your sworn brother. Don’t you know how to brush things off?”

Shani knew Kogan's character better than anyone else. In New Newland, among the master's friends and relatives, who ate and got the most for free at the Tianying Restaurant? It must have been Kogan!

This guy is so famous that the whole kitchen knows about his arrival. "Kou Gang is coming" is now a code word in Tianying Restaurant, meaning that someone is coming to eat and take things for free again!

Moreover, because of his meritorious service in protecting Nicholas, the master had more and more friends, and many nobles in New Newlon wanted to curry favor with him. These people didn't know where the master lived, so they often brought some red wine and spices as souvenirs to the bar during meals.

Hey! If Kogan sees this, he'll have to take some out!

Kougan blinked his eyes, not knowing what the two were laughing at, and laughed dryly along.

Liu Yonglu knew that he couldn't expose Kou Gang's shortcomings in front of others. Even if Kou Gang had this problem, he would definitely not admit it if he exposed it himself. He still had to give the child a way out:

"Kougan, I understand your situation.

Children from poor families have to grow up early. If they don’t grow up, they don’t know the hardships of growing a family. If they don’t grow up, they don’t know how expensive food, oil, and salt are.

We...were not stealing, and certainly not stealing! How can an investigator's job be called stealing? We were collecting clues and intelligence.

Why did you go? You were the most prominent person yesterday. You were the one who played the drinking game, weren't you? You were the first one to punch someone, weren't you?
The other party must think you are a good candidate! Even if the three of us want to undergo the test, they won’t look down on us! It has to be you!”

After Liu Yonglu finished his long lecture, he looked at Kou Gang, who was stunned.

After a long while, he finally recovered and sucked his teeth:

"Captain, it's fine if you say so, but I don't have the skills you and Miss Millie Tang have. If these pagans really use any means...

I’m afraid I can’t control myself...”

Kou Gang was still a little hesitant, so Liu Yonglu quickly struck while the iron was hot:

"What do you think of the spell from yesterday's drinking game? You can't recite it!
When a girl pulls your hand, you ask: What festival is it in February? Test her!

"But Captain, that's a spell to deal with Axolmama, it may not work on a girl."

"Yeah, that's right. Come closer and I'll teach you a new phrase to use. It's specially designed to deal with those who are hesitant in the face of beauty!"

Just like this, after talking for two hours, Liu Yonglu finally convinced Kou Gang.

"Captain, I almost forgot to ask you, what exactly are you... no, what kind of intelligence clues are you collecting?"

"Didn't Mili go to check on the situation yesterday? Mustan was confused, but Pedri was okay, he was relatively calm.

According to him, there is a temple in the center of the village, and the girls should lead you into the temple.

There are many wooden shelves in the temple, most of which are tied with knots. That thing may be the islanders' way of recording history. You don't have to worry about it. It's not easy to take, and you can't even recognize all the grains of rice.

There are several golden books in the corner of the temple, made of pure gold with strange words written on them. Mi Lier speculated that these were the most important and oldest documents of the islanders.

You brush... collect a few pages. "

"Pure gold!?"

"Pure gold...at least that's what the people on Pedri's ship told him."

"Captain, you should have told me earlier! Leave it to me!"

In broad daylight, Liu Yonglu saw Kou Gang's eyes were gleaming with cunning!
"By the way, Captain, I just met Miss Millie Tang. Why didn't she assign this task to me?"

"Hey...Mi Li'er...I'm a grown-up girl, I'm sorry to say this, I'll just pass it on."

In fact, Millie Tang didn't give any ideas at all. She just discussed with Liu Yonglu to find an opportunity to sneak in and read the golden book.

It was Liu Yonglu who came up with this "beauty trap" on a whim.

They made a plan to skewer the skewers together as three of them worked together. There was strength in numbers. As soon as it got dark, the skewers were ready and the fire was lit. Lin Brown and Millie Tang came over, and the four of them, Shi Weitian, sat around the campfire and started to eat barbecue.

The skewers couldn't stop Liu Yonglu from talking, mainly because Mr. Shani brought some wine with him when he got off the boat.

With a bite of barbecue and a sip of wine, Liu Yonglu's acting urge came up:

"Tonight, we hold the golden cup together. Gao and Pei take it over. Life is like a spring dream. Let me drink a few cups happily.

Ah! It has been said since ancient times that wine does not intoxicate people, people intoxicate themselves, and beauty does not seduce people, people seduce themselves. Alas, people seduce themselves. Where is Pei Lisi? "

Liu Yonglu stood up and began to perform the Drunken Concubine.

But his voice... it's a bit difficult for him to sing Qingyi and Huadan roles. Normally, if he concentrates on singing, it's still acceptable. But now he's a little drunk, and the Erhuang flat tune is basically unbearable to the ears. It's not much better than a wolf's howl.

But the singer is unintentional but the listener is intentional.

The five of them were eating skewers in the open space, and there were several more people hiding in the bushes. They were Koilul, Kusia and other island girls.

Didn't Aksomama arrange for them to continue getting closer to Liu Yonglu and his group? So these people quietly hid in the bushes.

Also, because Barlov had confirmed the identities of Liu Yonglu and the others as mystics this morning, the girls were particularly alert, fearing that they would be the first to suffer if a sudden fallout occurred.

At this time, seeing Liu Yonglu dancing and singing in the firelight with a wine bottle in his hand, the girls were scared!
This voice... this spell... doesn't sound like a man's voice, it's more like a woman's voice... But this Mr. Bean is obviously a man, so why does he speak in a female voice?
Why is this female voice so shrill?
Yes! They had heard that one of the sayings about worshipping evil gods outside the island was to let the gods descend upon the caster, and this must be the case with Mr. Dou.

From a distance, they watched through the gaps in the leaves and saw that Mr. Bean was dancing in a very strange posture, with his arms waving around and holding two particularly thin bones in his hands.

Actually, it was Liu Yonglu who was moving his body and swinging his sleeves. In his hand was the spoke that Linbulan used to stab people, and today he was asked to use it.

A few girls were even more afraid to go over, and quickly retreated to ask Aksomama for instructions.

"It has been said since ancient times that wine does not intoxicate people, but they intoxicate themselves; sex does not seduce people, but they seduce themselves..."

Of course Aksomama didn’t understand what the imperial concubine was drunk, but she still managed to make out a few key words.

"Wine" and "sex"?
Does this Mr. Dou know that I am going to plot against him?
What was his plan to suddenly summon a god to possess him tonight? To start a war tonight? Or maybe the god behind him knew that we had offered a sacrifice to Uwe of Rielkos today, so he was protesting?
Axomama frowned and wanted to back out, but then he changed his mind. No way, Barov was pressing on. He had to find out the purpose of these mysterious scholars landing on the island and see if there was a chance to trick them into dying with Barov. "Go again. If the summoning mass is still going on, forget it today. If it's over, find a way to get close to the scholar named Kogan."

In Axomama's eyes, Militang is a girl, Shani is a member of the god's family, and Linbulang does not express his opinion and has a low status, so there are only two people left, Liu Yonglu and Kou Gang.

Liu Yonglu was possessed by the gods today, so Kou Gang is the only one left.

The girls did not dare to disobey their instructor's wishes and tiptoed back to the bushes. Fortunately, Liu Yonglu stopped singing at this time.

It wasn't that he didn't want to sing, it was that Millie Tang couldn't stand it anymore and wouldn't let him sing. At this time, the five of them were sitting around the campfire chatting and eating barbecue.

Koilul was pushed out by his companions and walked towards the five people nervously.

These islanders initially observed Liu Yonglu in the bushes, and several of them did not notice him, mainly because they were unfamiliar with the terrain and the islanders were hiding well.

But at this time, Koilul walked over openly and anyone could see him.

"Well, it's getting late, please go back to the palace! Miss, you haven't eaten yet? Come over and have a bite?"

Liu Yonglu first glanced at Kou Gang, which meant that it was your turn to take action.

The first half of his sentence was still a lyric, which scared Koilul as soon as he opened his mouth. The little girl almost turned around and ran away. Fortunately, in the second half of the sentence, Liu Yonglu began to speak human language again.

"No, I... I just saw that you guys were having fun, so I wanted to ask if you were comfortable living on the island? Do you need my help with anything?"

Kougan took a look at her in the firelight! Wow! The captain really didn't lie to him. If this girl really wanted to seduce him, he didn't know if he could resist her without any defense.

He also gave Liu Yonglu a look in return, which meant, Captain, please don't cheat me, you have to guard the door later.

"Very comfortable! A real farm stay! Better than Ji County!"

"Better than Ji County" was basically Liu Yonglu's highest praise for the farmhouse, but Koilul couldn't understand what he was saying. The girl's face froze and she could only bite the bullet and continue:

"A few days ago, a stranger gave me a little gadget, saying it was a steam engine.

But today I can't make it move again no matter what. I heard that you are scholars from outside and the most learned people.

So I would like you to help me fix it. Since it is a gift from someone else, I don’t want to damage it.”

The girl looked so pitiful in the firelight, and Aksomama had chosen her to lead Kogan into the temple not only because of her outstanding appearance, but also because of Koilul's natural acting skills.

Looking at the five people in front of the fire, Shanilin Brown was eating meat, Liu Yonglu was looking down at the ground, Milly Tang was staring at Liu Yonglu, and only Kou Gang was alone, pretending to be infatuated and exchanging glances with the girl.

"Kogan...why don't you accompany Xiao Ke for a walk? You are very skillful."

Liu Yonglu deliberately emphasized the words "you have dexterous hands" and thought, "Dragons return to the sea and tigers go into the mountains, now it's time for you to show your prowess."

"Okay, then team... Mr. Bean, I'll give it a try."

Kou Gang stood up and walked into the woods with Koilul. Not to mention Liu Yonglu and others, just talking about Kou Gang, as soon as he entered the woods, he felt the girl's hand pulling him.

His first reaction was to dodge, but he held back when he thought of the next investigation task.

As soon as Rouyi touched his palm, Kou Gang felt his mouth dry. The girl's hand was too soft, and he always felt that her fingers were scratching his palm intentionally or unintentionally.

What if I can't help myself today, maybe my sister doesn't know about it? This is a job requirement. There are many investigators who have made sacrifices in the investigation mission. It is written in the investigator manual that investigators can pretend to be friendly with pagans under special circumstances.

Is this situation considered as hypocrisy? The captain is also very tight-lipped... Captain, Kou Gang remembered the heroic story Liu Yonglu told him in the afternoon.

It was said to be a forbidden spell, but Kogan didn't expect it to be so long.

But Captain Ricky also said that the spell actually consists of only two sentences. The key is to understand the core idea of ​​this forbidden spell. When you can't resist the temptation, first recall what the hero in the spell did.

In the captain's words, it was like entering a state of ecstasy.

Yes! You have to stand firm and think about others first!
Gradually, Kougan fell into some thoughts and his steps became much steadier.

Koilul was the first to feel Kogan's restlessness. In the darkness, she walked in front with a slight smile on her face. Today's mission seemed easy to accomplish. As long as she could drag this group of mystics into the water, they would have to fight Barlov under her instigation.

Then, you will be the hero of the island and can gain a lifespan of 500 years... no, at least 1,000 years.

The girl was enjoying herself when she heard Kougan mumbling to himself behind her. She couldn't hear what he said exactly, but she felt that the lust that had been aroused was gradually fading away.

Huh? What's going on? I've never encountered this before.

But it doesn’t matter. We are just walking in the countryside now. Once we reach the temple, the other party will be completely engulfed by the flood of lust.

"This is our temple. I put the machinery inside."

The girl said softly as they walked to the front of the temple. Koilul turned his head to look at Kogan again and saw that his eyes were as bright as stars in the night.

Hiss... so impatient? The girl thought Kougan was attracted to her, but she didn't know that Kougan was attracted to the golden tiles on the temple!

Kogan followed Koilul into the temple. Just as the captain said, the room was spacious, surrounded by wooden frames with knots tied on them. With the help of the oil lamp in the room, he glanced at the east corner of the wall. There was a faint reflection of metal there. He guessed that the golden book was hidden there.

"Ms. Koilul, where is the machine you mentioned? Let me see if I need any tools..."

As Kogan spoke, he heard a "bang" sound, like the sound of clothes falling to the ground. When he turned around, he saw Koilul, who was naked.

Swallowing hard, Kou Gang felt that he had overestimated his own willpower!

Captain, you are harming me! You asked me to deal with it for a while, how can I deal with it? You have to admit defeat when you come in today! Then go out and let Miss Millie Tang stab you to death.

Kougan looked at his nose, his mouth, and his heart, and quickly recalled the heroic story Liu Yonglu had told him. However, Koilul did not give him a chance to resist. He silently reached out his hand, pulled Kougan's wrist, and stretched it towards his body.

Kogan's mind was racing. At this moment, heroic stories were useless. He had to use the first spell Captain Ricky had given him.

He shuddered and roared:
"Marshal, where can we set up camp?"

(End of this chapter)