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Chapter 464: The Donkey Tests Zen Heart (4k+)

"Great 'Crawler of Chaos', please allow me to awaken Uwe's servants and bring these intruders to you together.

They will be Uwe's sacrifices then, and you can drink all the blood of the gods after the meal, which is full of..."

Hearing Liu Yonglu's voice in the hall, Barov whispered harshly into the donkey's ear.

Barov hated this "clown-faced" Dou Nivar who suddenly appeared from nowhere. First, he led people to destroy his nest where he had been entrenched for many years on the Ship Graveyard Island, and then ruined his plan to attack the Blood Prince on Summer Veil Island.

How could he swallow his anger if he didn't take revenge?

“Do you ever feel like you talk too much?”

Liu Yonglu is looking at him happily. He is a good boy. Earlier, he was only accompanied by the witch and the little tiger of the blasphemous twins. After not seeing him for a few days, he has formed a team. There are only two followers...

No, the donkey is looking at the running chicken with a thief's eyes. This is not a clan member, but a god in disguise.

The chicken was still like that. Before it suffered a loss, it was more stubborn than anyone else. When it saw the donkey looking at it, it also looked at the donkey. When they made eye contact, they could only curse and swear:

"Look, what are you looking for? I'll smash your BK into the mud later. Beer and cold dishes can't hold you back, Sang."

Wow, you bastard, you are so arrogant. The donkey is looking interesting, he is so happy, and Barov is buzzing around him like a fly, buzzing, buzzing, how can the donkey like it?

The donkey replied indifferently, and Barov no longer spoke. A thin layer of flesh grew on his mouth, covering it completely. At the same time, Barov felt that he should not speak, because he had no mouth since he was born and had never spoken at all.

This is the donkey's most powerful natural instinct, which can blur all boundaries and even desecrate reality.

Liu Yonglu felt disgusted when he saw the donkey. The Cursed Island was already chaotic enough, where did this guy come from?
Xiaohu usually doesn't talk much around Liu Yonglu. Apart from asking for food and fun, he basically doesn't talk about serious things. The only times he spoke were when he commented on the donkey.

"This guy is dangerous, try to stay away from him."

Liu Yonglu had a clear judgment about the existence that made Xiaohu feel dangerous. His original plan was to wake up Mi Li'er, and the two of them would take turns to guard and try to eliminate the Blood Prince in his body, but the current situation did not allow him to be complacent.

The donkey is difficult to deal with in the first place, and one person has to be assigned to watch over the wet quilt, and there are not enough people to open it.

Might as well... take a risky move, put Lin Bei aside for now and concentrate on guarding against the donkey in front of him, otherwise all of Shi Wei Tian's men will be killed by him one by one.

"Hey, brother, we haven't seen each other for a while, where have you made money recently?

Wait until I finish my work, brother, let's sit down and have something to eat and drink, so that we can have a good chat..."

Liu Yonglu didn't stop talking, squatting on the ground and gently rubbing the first joint of Millie Tang's left ring finger. This was his way to wake Millie Tang up.

After talking to the donkey, he directed his eldest disciple Shani:

"Xiani, hurry up, stop suppressing that old man and come over to help your mistress."

Anyway, Xia Ni listened to whatever Liu Yonglu said. At this time, he had completely lost his human form. Most of his body had turned into sticky black asphalt, leaving only a fat head on the black mud, which looked particularly funny.

Liu Yonglu pointed at Lin Bulang who was unconscious on the ground. Shani used a part of his body to wrap him up, leaving only his head exposed.

In fact, it is still very risky to do so. Liu Yonglu cannot guarantee that the Blood Prince who has occupied Lin Bulang's body will not do anything out of line, but after weighing the pros and cons, he can only settle for the second best.

The old king broke free from Shani's hands. It was obvious that he felt Barov's presence at the first moment. His nose twitched in the firelight, and his dark eye sockets revealed a hint of bloodthirsty and fierce nature. He swung the sword lightly, ignoring the donkey blocking Barov and rushed forward.

"Hey, you can't kill him. No one can be missing from this wonderful show later."

Liu Yonglu felt that there was no change in the world he was sensing, but the scene in front of him seemed to be played in slow motion. The old king gradually slowed down in the air. At first, he was like a snail, slowly approaching the donkey and Barlov, and finally the whole person stopped in mid-air.

Barov, who was hiding behind the donkey, was also affected. He stood there like a sculpture with a look of fear on his face.

This move of Lu Lu just happened to allow Millitang, who had just awakened from the dream, to see the god - Chaos Crawling!

Why is he here? Mili Tang thought that Liu Yonglu woke her up because the enemy outside had been dealt with, but she didn't expect that things would take a sharp turn for the worse!

"Long time no see, witch named Millitan Bonatti. We have seen you from a distance a few times before, but I never had the chance to greet you in person. It's really rude."

Seeing Millie Tang holding Liu Yonglu's hand, Donkey first smiled ambiguously, and then bowed and performed a noble salute.

Millie Tang looked at him warily and just nodded. Compared to Liu Yonglu, she knew better what kind of person a donkey was, because blood was already flowing from her nose, but she didn't bother to wipe it off.

"Don't be so cautious. You and I are old acquaintances. Dou Niwar is the preacher I chose. In the end, we are still a family."

The donkey in front of Shi Weitian and the others was actually sitting in a comfortable and warm study room, with a soft stool under his buttocks, a small coffee table in front of him, and a glass of red wine on the coffee table.

The illusory scene of this study seemed to be crudely superimposed on the temple. There was a circle of white fluctuating boundaries around the two environments. He was blaspheming reality again.

"Brother, I have to stop you from saying this. Do you think I'll become your evangelist? I need to write a recommendation letter when I'm seconded to work. How will I get my retirement money? Do you recognize my professional title? There are many things to deal with.

Good fellow, you just slapped my upper lip and said, where did I go to? This is ridiculous."

At the critical moment, only Liu Yonglu in Shiweitian dared to open his mouth. He saw it when Barlov was whispering to the donkey before. This donkey is the typical one who only responds to hard things and does not respond to soft things. He will not move when led and will even retreat when beaten. He will never give BK a good face!
It can be said that Liu Yonglu and the donkey are really a perfect match. In fact, they both understand each other's temperament and personality.

The donkey was not annoyed by Liu Yonglu's scolding. He was happy again. Good boy, if you beg me to not kill these people, guess what? I will kill them. Not only that, I will torture them in the most cruel way and let you watch.

But now that you're talking to me like this, then we have something to talk about. No hurry, no hurry. You two are a pair of bastards!

"Miss Millie Tang, I guessed correctly that you came to the Lost Sea this time for the witch's secret.

I also have a lot of information in this regard. In fact, if I want, I can even take you directly to see them.

Don't make that expression. I'm giving you this information as a gift. Yes, many witches are still alive. At least in my concept, they are alive."

Donkeys are best at grasping and controlling people's weaknesses. As long as they are given a chance, no matter how strong their will or how high their moral standards are, they will be deceived by them!
Millie Tang's eyes were indeed blurred and her heart was beating wildly in her chest. The one who made the promise to her was not an ordinary person, but Chaos Fuxing. What he could do was difficult to record and explain in any ancient book.

It has been a long time since she last saw her mother, and also the grandmother in the portrait. Witches have endured a bad reputation in the Western Continent for nearly a hundred years, and Millie Tang also wants to clear her name. She doesn't care about her own reputation, but she can't bear to hear others speak ill of her mother.

"Brother, what do you mean? Seeing that I won't confess, are you thinking about doing ideological work on my wife?

I'm telling you, I'm not bragging, I make all the decisions in our house, big and small! I'm not afraid of my mother-in-law at all, don't use this as an excuse.

I am my own mother-in-law, I can find everything by myself, no need to bother you!"

Liu Yonglu was so aggressive. He felt that Mi Li'er was not in good condition, so he pinched her hand and took out the meat pancake from his pocket and took two bites!
Don't you drink? I eat meat! A man cannot lose a battle!
With Liu Yonglu's interruption, Millie Tang suddenly woke up. Yes, Ling'er also knew the intelligence about the witch. This girl was actually getting along well with her now. The worst that could happen was that she would give in to her and let Ling'er tell her the same thing.

Millie Tang hardened her heart and shook her head gently.

Wow! That's good! Dou Niwar, you've passed the test. Donkey hasn't had a preacher on the ground for so many years. He has a lot of followers, a lot of them. There are sects that believe in and worship him in the Western Continent, the Southern Continent, and even the distant Eastern Continent, such as the Blood Tongue Sect, the Beast Brotherhood, and too many to count.

But these people... are boring. They may barely satisfy his appetite in some aspects, otherwise he wouldn't show up. But he always feels that something is missing, as if he is missing someone he likes.

After so many years, no one else liked him, so Liu Yonglu fell in love with him.

The donkey had two main purposes for coming all the way here today. The first was to watch Uwe's show for fun, which was his nature and he couldn't change it. The second was to bring this earthly preacher over here.

But before that, he wanted to play with Liu Yonglu more. In the eyes of the donkey, even if you become my preacher on earth, it doesn't mean that I won't play with you. On the contrary, there will be more opportunities to play with you in the future.

Seeing that Millie Tang was at a loss, Donkey turned his gaze to Kougan.

"I think this is the first time I've seen this young man, Kogan Sumner, right? I think you look like a good and ambitious young man!
Did you bring a lot of gold and silver utensils? No one should be ashamed of this. This is a good thing. The progress of mankind is the constant pursuit of desires. Instead of hiding in the temple and muttering about poverty and simplicity, it is better to fight and plunder!
I admire you very much. There will be many opportunities like this in the future. What's the point of being a timid hamster lying on the ground?

It is better to grow wings and become a hawk, looking down and seeing everything as your prey. "

Even Liu Yonglu had to admit that the donkey's voice was particularly pleasant. It would be great if this guy could go back to the folk art troupe with him to announce his performance.

"Now, please welcome crosstalk artist Liu Yonglu to perform the traditional stand-up crosstalk "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup."

Liu Yonglu felt excited just by imagining it!

At the same time, he could clearly feel that Kogan, who was standing beside him, was breathing heavily! The young man seemed to see inexhaustible wealth and glory. He was no longer a poor boy in the alley, and his sister no longer had to teach in public. She could attend salons and watch plays like those noble ladies in New Newland.

Everyone was very respectful when they saw me. I didn't have to bother trying to get some petty profits. They all bowed and obediently held the jewelry and gold foil in front of me...

Seeing Kougan's obsessed look, Donkey nodded with satisfaction and thought, the witch is your fiancée, you can influence her, can you influence others?
"Investigator? That's too dangerous. There are many things in this world that don't require so much effort. Sweating and bleeding are things that inferior people do.

The upper class people always make money from money and profit from profit. You can form your own ocean exploration team in the future. You don’t have to carry the jewels in the temple back by yourself. Someone will naturally bring them to you.”

Donkey thought that if he pushed harder, he would be able to completely bewitch Kougan's mind, but he didn't know that he was stepping on Kougan's minefield.

It is true that Kougon likes to take advantage of others, but he has a pure heart, otherwise Liu Yonglu would not be able to always bring him with him. In fact, after repaying Miles' favor, Liu Yonglu could have sent him to other teams, such as Carol's. But Liu Yonglu really likes Kougon.

"Korgon, the work in the Investigation Department is a bit tiring, but think about it, Mr. Chief Elder, how does Sir Gregory treat us normally?
And I heard a lot of gossip from people in the Investigation Department. They said something like... In the entire Investigation Department, Kogan is the one who looks most like the young General Norman. We should be more alert and not let anyone stab us in the back for this statement."

What Liu Yonglu said next was very powerful, because everyone who is familiar with Chief Norman knows that he was not actually a popular candidate for the chief at the beginning. When the old chief Sisram was about to retire, there were still many young and practical people in the investigation department who held higher positions than Norman, but in the end the position of chief was handed directly to Norman.

Some people said that Chief Norman had always been at odds with Sir Gregory, and the old chief wanted to balance him. Others said that it was because Norman was promoted by Sisram, and the old chief chose an obedient successor.

But in the end, Hisram chose Norman to take over, and his reason was that he valued Norman's character.

Could it be that Captain Ricky is targeting me? Is General Norman planning to do what he did to Sisram?
Kou Gang himself had an almost obsessive ideal pursuit for the career of investigator, and after Liu Yonglu's encouragement, the young man calmed down.

"I am Korgon Sumner, and I am also Korgon Sumner, the investigator of the Sky Eater."

Although Kogan seemed to be repeating nonsense, he was actually expressing his determination.

Okay, Dou Niwar, I let you win again. Donkey nodded and thought to himself, I don’t believe I can’t break through your gap today. He turned around and looked at Shani again:

"He is your master?"

"Yes, my master."

Mr. Shani replied in a muffled voice. He was a straightforward man and had not yet recovered from the anger of beating the old king. According to his usual character, he would not dare to speak to the donkey in this way.

"I said you want to learn something, why did you go to him when there are so many other people to learn from? Is he really knowledgeable?"

The donkey pointed at Liu Yonglu.

(End of this chapter)