Tianjin people will never lose SAN

Chapter 80: Remarks on the Release (Stand-up Comedy Version)

Dear gentlemen, our book will be officially on the shelves starting tomorrow, Wednesday.

Well, I'll tell you the dry part first, and if you don't want to read the rest, just peel it away, haha.

1. The update time will be changed and fixed at around 0:30. If you sleep late, you will laugh and have a sweet dream after reading it. If you wake up early, you can take a look on the way to work or school and feel happy.

2. Update volume. I will start with 6K. If I feel better and have more inspiration, I will increase it. But just in case, I say just in case, if my daughter and the two cats, three big babies, happen to have some problems, I will start with 4K and guarantee two chapters.

3. Regarding the extra chapters in the first month, 4 chapters will be available tomorrow. Thank you all for giving me the first order. There will be three more chapters of 30 chapters in the next 4 days. Two of them will be to thank my two allies, and one will be to celebrate the Street Fighter 6 kid winning the championship. The old man was really in tears when he saw him win the championship that day.

4. The rules for adding updates in the future... I'll perfect them as I see fit. It's August Festival and May Festival, right? I'll add it if I can. If the leader should add it (qian), I'll add it (qian) too.

Okay, that’s basically the four things.

What follows are some of my true thoughts. Please arrange your time accordingly.

First of all, I would like to thank you all. My heart is filled with emotion when I talk about gratitude. I am very satisfied that this book has come to this point, and it is inseparable from the support of all of you, young and old.

My update schedule is a bit strange, as you know, but every time I update, there are still many old readers who support and comment. Every time this happens, I feel that I didn’t write hard enough today, and I need to write more and better tomorrow.

When I was a kid, my Chinese teacher always kept me and wouldn't let me go home. Why? I always failed the pinyin recitation test, so I had to stay until I finished reciting the text. (But I was always the best in the class in composition... maybe it's my evil nature) So now when I write, I always make mistakes, blank characters, etc. The teachers point them out to me one by one, thank you very much.

Sometimes I get anxious because I know exactly what I am writing and worry about which jokes won’t ring true or which words will offend people. But everyone was very tolerant of my questions and gave their opinions very tactfully. Thank you all.

Rewards, monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, subscriptions, comments, number of collections, what do I value most?
In fact, what I value most are the comments. (If you give me monthly tickets, please leave some for me...) Only your comments can make me feel warm, and make me feel that I am not writing alone, and that what I write has a little value.

So thank you all again.

Hehe, because I’m afraid that I might be partial to some and miss something, so I won’t “criticize” you all one by one.

But in a word, I actually remember all your avatars and IDs, and I remember every viewer who voted, commented, and rewarded me.

After thanking all the parents who provide me with food and clothing, I would like to thank my editor, Lu Ming.

This part is very interesting, no less than a short story or a joke.

This happened more than three months ago. At that time, I had just written a fantasy introduction and sent it to Lu Da's email. I saw that he hadn't replied to me for two days, but I didn't take it to heart and turned around to do other things.

Finally one night, Lu Da replied to me with two words: "Can be signed".

I was so happy, it was a pleasant surprise, so I started to save up drafts, and after writing about 10 words, I found that I couldn't continue. Why? It was too intense. The book also combined some of my personal interests (related to history). I read materials every day, designed fighting moves, and became stiff and numb.

As soon as I saw it, I knew this wouldn't work. Even if I wrote it, there was no guarantee that it could be serialized. So I might as well just let myself go!
Click, click, click. I finished writing the first few chapters of the book in just two days. I nervously sent it to Mr. Lu along with the 10 words of the book, fearing that he would think I was lying about the beginning and getting the contract. I had to tell him what I had been doing in the past month.

Finally, Lu Da said, "It's all right. You can write whatever you want..."

That’s how this book came to be available to everyone, which is like a lucky coincidence!

From publishing this book to putting it on the shelves, Lu Da helped me a lot. First of all, the title of our book is very incongruous when placed under the light novel category.

I discussed with Lu Da, how about changing the title of the book? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. In the end, it was Lu Da who made the final decision, Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao, I think this name is just right!
It took so many twists and turns for our name to be finalized before it was changed.

Moreover, Lu Da always gave me psychological massage. When I asked him, "Lu Da, do you think I can do it? Do you believe me?"
Lu Da just said those few words: "Write whatever makes you happy!"

"I believe in you and wish you success!"

Well, with what you said, starting from ten o'clock tonight, in the near future, I will be a writer on Qidian who will no longer fail!
I really appreciate Lu Da. He always tells me what he recommends every week and discusses the next steps with me. I can say that without Lu Da, I would have failed a long time ago. (No kidding)

I will perform well in the future and try to get Luda to give me a promotion...

Now that I have said my thanks, let’s talk about my book, which is also full of short stories.

First of all, Spider, how did you come up with the idea of ​​writing this book? Hey, this is also somewhat related to life.

Didn’t I say it in the previous article? I felt very depressed when writing fantasy novels. A childhood friend of mine, who is a board game designer, said that if I felt depressed, I should go out for group play instead of staying bored at home. So, he took me to play in a group play.

But I was also a half-baked player, relying on KP's guidance to play blindly. That day, there happened to be a group of COC players. COC players must pass san checks frequently, which is a will test to see if the character will be scared crazy by the ancient gods. I failed, but the KP said, don't worry, you can pass an intelligence test.

If the intelligence roll fails, you can lose less or even no SAN. Under the rules of COC, the host will explain this as the character has a weird brain and interprets the things in front of him as a certain situation in his own cognition.

For example, when he saw a Mr. Ke, he thought it was an octopus that had eaten too much pesticide, so he didn't take it seriously and continued walking forward, so he couldn't go crazy. (You can also understand that he has gone crazy from another perspective, he can't recognize the things he should be afraid of)

My memory of this is a bit fuzzy, please don't be picky, COC masters, but this is roughly what I meant. From then on, I had an idea.

What if a person fails every intelligence test? Does that make him invincible?
In other words, if you run a COC group yourself, and have a remote-controlled dice, and roll the dice like me every time, he will be the Liu Yonglu in this game.

Later, when I got home, I watched the video on Bilibili again. Everyone in the comment section also said that it would be meaningless for Guangda to fail. He still needs to have his own explanation!

Come on! Let's do crosstalk!

From then on, Liu Yonglu made a brilliant appearance.

The second question is, Spider, why does Liu Yonglu often seem not so smart in your book?

Hey, let me tell you something, and you may not believe it.

I am an avid fan of the realistic framework, and my favorite books are "Water Margin" and "A Song of Ice and Fire".

This kind of book has one characteristic, that is, strong realism, close cause and effect connection, if you make a mistake you will die no matter who you are.

The characters in the story all have a comprehensive and meticulous logic of action. There is no coincidence, only fate and character!

Song Jiang met Huang Wenbing, and that was not good. Ned, if you dare to enter King's Landing and become the King's Hand, your head will be hung on the wall.

Apart from this book, I strictly followed this idea in all other story creation. That's why I felt so tired writing that fantasy book.

But for this book, I will completely break the framework of realism, just like when you watch "Crazy Stone", don't ask why it's so coincidental, just ask if you are happy. Just like when you watch Stephen Chow's movie, don't ask why the pork seller becomes a spy, just ask if you like it.

If you don’t laugh or go crazy, you won’t become a demon!
The third question is, Spider, have you really learned crosstalk? If crosstalk is no longer popular, will this book be ruined?

When I was a child, I thought about learning crosstalk and tried it.

In junior high school, my dad saw that my grades were declining and wanted to find out why. He found that I would get into bed at 9: every day and start listening to "A Smile Makes You Ten Years Younger" (a crosstalk program on Tianjin Traffic Radio).

He thought to himself, if the child likes it, then let him learn it. It just so happened that my family knew someone from a folk art troupe, and he knew a lot of crosstalk masters, so he found one for me.

I told him two stories, and he didn't say he wouldn't accept me, but he said he was too old and it was not suitable for me to accept him, so he recommended a few more to me. The old man asked me which school I went to, and I told him the truth. He heard that the middle school was very good, and said it was a pity to do crosstalk.

So I didn't learn crosstalk. Hehe, saying this is actually a compliment to myself. In fact, I didn't perform well that day and didn't catch the old gentleman's eye.

But not being able to learn it didn’t stop me from liking crosstalk. When my wife first met me, she asked me, what do you like?

I said: crosstalk!
My wife: …

I said: In traditional crosstalk, you only need to say the first line and I can give you the next line!
My wife: …

As for what to do after I finish the crosstalk, I don't think my book will be more than 300 million words (I'm exaggerating, a good book like Daogui is only a little over 200 million words, it's a victory if I can write 200 million), and saying that it has no baggage may be a bit of an underestimation of traditional folk art.

Liu Yonglu can slide hundreds of steps in his dreams. I am not making this up; this is exactly what I can do.

If you want me to talk all night, I can really talk all night...

Okay, actually I still have a lot to say in my heart, so I won’t talk nonsense anymore. Later you will accuse me of being idle and delaying the update.

Maybe there will be a chance in the future when I can chat with you all again.

Please give this book some praise, and I will write a good book to repay you. Daily life is already so hard, so I will create a world in the book full of laughter and hope to let the gods see how crazy these people can be.

Without further ado, I will ask for the first order from the old and young gentlemen tomorrow. I hope this book can bring you some happiness in the future.

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(End of this chapter)