The salty life in Life of Pi

Chapter 13 You can’t even copy homework?
Wu Xianyu had nothing to say about Jiang Tianhao's stupid idea. After all, everyone should have a dream, no matter how outrageous the dream is.

After a good night's sleep, a new week begins. Monday's morning reading is very lively. Class representatives from all subjects are collecting homework. Except for a few unlucky people who really left their homework at home, the homework was collected quickly.

In the second class, the English teacher did not start the class directly, but took out two homeworks and looked at everyone.

"I know that after you take the homework home, someone will definitely look for the answers. I won't stop you. After all, you have learned the answers in the process of looking them up. But I cannot accept someone plagiarizing. Come on, Wu Xianyu and Jiang Tianhao, both of you stand up!"

The English teacher crossed his arms and looked unhappy, slapping two test papers
"Who copied whom?"

Wu Xianyu and Jiang Tianhao stood up. Wu Xianyu felt helpless. How could Jiang Tianhao copy the homework without making some changes himself?

Seeing that the two of them were silent, the English teacher did not continue to force them and said
"I know even without you telling me that when Wu Xianyu writes the letter g, he has the habit of moving the last stroke backwards through the vertical stroke. And Jiang Tianhao, how come I didn't know you have this habit?"

Seeing that he had been discovered, Jiang Tianhao no longer insisted

"Teacher, I stole it from Wu Xianyu and copied it. It has nothing to do with him."

Hearing this, Wu Xianyu felt a black screen in front of his eyes and really wanted to ask Jiang Tianhao to stop talking.

Sure enough, the English teacher laughed out of anger
"Okay, you guys are going to sacrifice the rook to save the king, right? Both of you have to stand in this class."

Wu Xianyu stood calmly during the class. Lin Miaomiao in the front row turned back and made fun of him from time to time, but Wu Xianyu was so thick-skinned that he pretended not to see it.

After standing for a whole class, Wu Xianyu felt his legs were a little sore. As soon as the teacher left, Wu Xianyu started to blame Jiang Tianhao.

"No, when you copied homework, didn't you know to correct your own answers twice? You had to copy the same answer as mine, and even copied my habits as well."

Jiang Tianhao also knew that he was not right and had implicated his good brother.

"Hehe, it was an accident. This was all an accident. I thought that was some new letter. I won't do it next time."

"Do you want a next time?"

Wu Xianyu's voice slightly raised

"Don't even think about it. I'll take my homework home next time."

"Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, brother, please don't take this home and write it down."

Wu Xianyu had no other choice but to say helplessly,
"Haozi, can't you learn some English? You can copy your homework, but what about your exams?"

"Exam? Let's talk about it during the exam."

Seeing Jiang Tianhao's idea of ​​taking one step at a time, Wu Xianyu didn't want to waste any more words. He had also been through this time. At that time, he also liked to go against the teacher. He knew that what the teacher said was right, but he felt that he would lose face if he listened to him.

Jiang Tianhao saw that Wu Xianyu was silent, thinking that Wu Xianyu had given up, and came up to him with a smile.

"Then it's settled. To be safe, I'll only copy the multiple-choice questions and then correct a few more questions."

"It's up to you, just don't blame me in the future. I've said all the good and bad things about you."

Wu Xianyu leaned on his arms and didn't want to talk about this topic anymore.

After the third class, the fourth class was physical education. As soon as the bell rang, Lin Miaomiao turned around and looked at Wu Xianyu and said seriously
"Xianyu, can you promise me one thing?"

"You tell me first, and I'll see if you agree."

Wu Xianyu remained vigilant, as no one knew what Lin Miaomiao was thinking every day.

"It's simple. During physical education class, we should try to keep a safe distance from each other. Also, if there are any group activities, we shouldn't be together."

"Okay, I agree"

Wu Xianyu agreed without hesitation. Seeing that he agreed so readily, Lin Miaomiao frowned.

"Huh? So straightforward? Why do you feel like I'm at a disadvantage?"

"You're still suffering?"

Wu Xianyu couldn't help but open his eyes wide
"Do you want to watch what you're saying? Did you hit the ball at me first?"

Lin Miaomiao smiled awkwardly and scratched her hair
"Haha, it's all accidents, accidents, let's not talk about it, let's go to physical education class"

Rolling his eyes, Wu Xianyu walked out of the classroom.

The PE teacher didn't do anything weird in this class. After warming up, he crossed his arms and looked at everyone.
"Okay, everyone, starting with the leftmost row, spread out, keeping two arms' length apart from each other."

The team gradually thinned out as they moved, and some people came out of the shade of the trees into the sun. Although there was a little rain over the weekend, today's sun should not be underestimated.

Some girls are already worried about whether they will get tanned, but the PE teacher doesn't care about that at all.

"Beep——"

A whistle attracted everyone's attention, and the physical education teacher spit out the whistle in his mouth

"Everyone, you know how to do sit-ups, right? If you don't know how to do it, raise your hand."

Seeing no one raised their hands, the physical education teacher nodded.

"Okay, then, work in pairs and start doing sit-ups. The boys do 50 and the girls do 30. After that, you can do some free time."

Wu Xianyu and Jiang Tianhao did not hesitate and finished the work as quickly as possible. Jiang Tianhao prepared to go play basketball, while Wu Xianyu prepared to find a shade under a tree to take a leisurely nap.

Just as Wu Xianyu got up from the ground and prepared to go under the tree he had been eyeing for a long time, his trouser legs were suddenly pulled by the squatting Jiang Tianhao. Wu Xianyu grabbed his belt and looked at Jiang Tianhao vigilantly.
"What are you doing? Stop pulling my pants."

"Xianyu, look over there, Deng Xiaoqi and Lin Miaomiao seem to be in the sun. They must be hot when they are done. Let's go buy some bottles of water."

Wu Xianyu looked at Jiang Tianhao speechlessly, muttering "dead licking dog" silently. Based on the principle of not wasting, he spoke

"I'll go if you invite me"

"Walk"

Deng Xiaoqi and Lin Miaomiao were working hard to complete their task under the scorching sun. When Lin Miaomiao did the 25th sit-up, Deng Xiaoqi felt dizzy. She let go of her hand holding Lin Miaomiao's legs and buried her head in her legs to avoid the sun.
"I can't take it anymore. I'm going to faint from the sun. It's so hot today."

Lin Miaomiao lost the strength of her legs being pressed down, and lay on her back on the ground, unable to get up. She half-closed her eyes and looked at the sky, muttering
“I really want to drink ice cola.”

"We don't have Coke, would you like some soda?"

As if Lin Miaomiao's prayer was heard, a voice came, and then a figure appeared in Lin Miaomiao's sight. Wu Xianyu squatted down, biting a popsicle in his mouth, and put a bottle of water on Lin Miaomiao's forehead.

Lin Miaomiao felt her heart skip a beat when she saw Wu Xianyu standing with his back to the sun, but she quickly reacted when she felt the foreign object on her forehead. She jumped up and caught the soda water that fell from her head.

"Huh? Why is it at room temperature?"

"How would I know?"

Wu Xianyu squatted on the ground while eating a popsicle and looked at Lin Miaomiao as if she was a fool. Lin Miaomiao also felt confused as she looked at Wu Xianyu who was confused.

Suddenly he remembered something, and when he came to his senses, he lowered his head, his face felt a little hot, but he still spat at Wu Xianyu in a low voice.

"Bah, you're going to die" "Hehe"

With two cold sneers, Wu Xianyu didn't bother with Lin Miaomiao. He watched Jiang Tianhao take out two identical bottles of water as if by magic, and asked Deng Xiaoqi whether she wanted iced or room temperature, thus blocking all of Deng Xiaoqi's excuses.

Reluctantly and carefully, she took the water from Jiang Tianhao, making sure her hand would not touch Jiang Tianhao's hand. Seeing that Jiang Tianhao was still looking at her after handing her the water, Deng Xiaoqi could not help but speak.

"Aren't you going to play ball? Go ahead."

"Hey, good"

Jiang Tianhao agreed foolishly, thinking that his goddess was concerned about him, and ran to play basketball happily.

Wu Xianyu looked at Jiang Tianhao's performance like Tom Cat, shook his head silently, stood up and walked towards the shade of a tree on the side. The shade that he had liked without any sunlight was occupied by someone else, so he had to go to another one.

Not long after closing his eyes, Wu Xianyu felt as if something hit his face. He reached out to touch it, opened his eyes, and found that it was the small black plastic particles on the playground. Thinking that he had gotten them by accident, Wu Xianyu didn't think much about it and continued to close his eyes to rest.

But not long after, that feeling came on his face again. This time, Wu Xianyu did not hesitate. He opened his eyes and looked in the direction where the feeling came from, and sure enough, he caught someone.

Seeing that her little trick had been discovered, Lin Miaomiao immediately turned around and moved into the group of girls, acting like an ostrich.

But Wu Xianyu didn't tolerate her. He stood up and walked behind Lin Miaomiao, grabbed her from the back of the neck, and dragged her out of the crowd like a cat.

The girls who were chatting animatedly suddenly quieted down. Seeing Lin Miaomiao being dragged away screaming by Wu Xianyu, everyone's eyes flashed with ambiguous looks. They looked at each other, and one girl spoke first.

"hey-hey"

This smile caused all the girls to laugh obscenely. One of them asked curiously

"Hey, do you think these two can become a couple?"

Another girl seemed very experienced and spoke

"It is very possible, but if you get too close to each other, you will find that things are not what you imagined, and you will end up breaking up in the end."

"No way, I feel like it's quite like an idol drama."

"That's just a lie for people like you who have never been in a relationship."

"Oh? You are very experienced, let me see."

. . . . . .

On the other side, Wu Xianyu threw black plastic pellets at Lin Miaomiao and said
"Just tell me if you are a slut. You come to disturb me when I am having a good sleep."

Lin Miaomiao sat cross-legged on the ground, bent over, not avoiding the plastic pellets that hit her arms.

"It's boring. They are all talking about those idol dramas that I don't watch. People like me who watch anime can't get a word in. I saw you sleeping next to me and I felt like touching you."

"Haha, if you have nothing to do, go bite the lighter."

Wu Xianyu grumbled a few words in dissatisfaction, and seeing Lin Miaomiao's confused face, he left a sentence

"Don't tease me, just go find a place to sleep if you have nothing else to do."

Get up and go back to the original place to continue the unfinished task of sleeping.

Lin Miaomiao returned to Deng Xiaoqi and found that the girls around her were looking at her with malicious smiles. She was shocked and hugged Deng Xiaoqi's arms tightly.

"What's the matter with you guys?"

"Miao Miao, why are you and Wu Xianyu so close?"

"what?"

Lin Miaomiao's nervousness disappeared and her expression became unbelievable.
"I have a good relationship with him? Are you kidding? We almost had a fight. How can you tell that we have a good relationship?"

"Because he only talked to you. None of us talked to him. At most, the monitor talked to him when he was collecting homework. Even our class beauty Deng Xiaoqi never talked to him, and Xiaoqi was so close to you guys."

Hearing this, Lin Miaomiao scratched the back of her head. She really hadn't paid attention to these things.

"Really? I haven't really noticed it. Since we were in the front and back rows, we got to know each other faster."

Seeing Lin Miaomiao's dull look, some people have already lost interest and are hugging their knees and sighing.
"As expected of the first class, not only are the students good at studying, but there are also more than one handsome guy. Let me tell you, some celebrities can't hold up Wu Xianyu's hairstyle. Isn't there a saying that the standard for testing a handsome guy is to shave his head? Wu Xianyu's head is not bald, but it's almost the same. This can't cover up his handsomeness. I suggest that Wu Xianyu be the class hunk in our class."

"Oh, you are attracted to her, then why don't you chase her?"

"How can I chase someone if he doesn't talk to me? I have to chase him with my mind."

"In fact, I think Qian Sanyi is also good, and he has the aura of a top student."

"That's not bad, but it's a little childish. You'd even say something like suing the teacher, hahahaha."

“I think this is cute.”

. . . . . .

Lin Miaomiao listened to everyone's comments on Wu Xianyu. She really didn't realize that Wu Xianyu was so popular. She leaned on Deng Xiaoqi and fell asleep unknowingly.

As the bell rang, Wu Xianyu stretched and walked towards the cafeteria. On the way, he saw Lin Miaomiao, who looked listless, and walked up to her and patted her on the shoulder.
"Hey, what's wrong with classmate Lin Miaomiao? She looks so listless."

Lin Miaomiao slowly turned her head to look at Wu Xianyu, and continued to walk towards the cafeteria with Deng Xiaoqi.
"I suddenly feel a little tired. I guess it's because I was woken up by the ringing of the phone just as I fell asleep. I can just go back to the dormitory and continue sleeping later."

"Okay, you take a good rest, I'll go first"

Wu Xianyu did not take advantage of the opportunity to add insult to injury, but walked towards the cafeteria first.

When the lunch break was over, Wu Xianyu returned to the classroom and saw that Lin Miaomiao was still listless. He sat down in his seat and touched Lin Miaomiao in the front row.
"Are you still feeling unwell?"

Lin Miaomiao didn't want to say much, just said "yes" lightly.

"Hmm? You're playing it cool. Isn't it too late to change your image now?"

Wu Xianyu was a little surprised that Lin Miaomiao was so cold, so he asked tentatively. Lin Miaomiao slowly turned around and looked at Wu Xianyu, struggling to squeeze out a few words.

"Don't talk, my stomach hurts."

Wu Xianyu suddenly realized and immediately gestured to shut up.

Wu Xianyu's ears were very quiet the whole afternoon, which made him a little uncomfortable, but he quickly put it behind his mind. He finally got some peace and quiet and took a good nap. After today, he would no longer have this store.

Sure enough, the next morning, after finishing breakfast and returning to the classroom, Wu Xianyu had just taken two sips of water when someone patted him on the back.

“Salted fish!”

He held back from spitting out the water in his mouth, put down the cup, wiped his mouth, turned his head and looked at Lin Miaomiao, silently uttering a few words.
"I hope you have 28 days of menstruation a month from now on, it's really annoying"

(End of this chapter)