The salty life in Life of Pi

Chapter 16 Lin Miaomiao: Truth or Dare? I want them all!

In order to avoid being looked down upon by others for cheating, Lin Miaomiao unscrewed the bottle cap, closed her eyes, and poured the water into her mouth.

I don’t know who touched her back, which made Lin Miaomiao gasp for air. She couldn’t help but spit out all the water.

"Ahem, sorry, it's my fault. I'll help you wipe it off."

Lin Miaomiao coughed and took out a piece of paper to wipe the person she sprayed. She found a book standing upright in front of her. She was still confused, so she put the book down, revealing Wu Xianyu's indifferent face behind her.

Wu Xianyu handed the book in his hand to Lin Miaomiao, with a gloating tone.
"Here, I just took some notes from your book. Don't worry, the cover of the book is made of cardboard and won't get wet easily."

Hearing that it was her book, Lin Miaomiao didn't even bother to wipe her face. She took the book and opened the cover. The three big words "Lin Miaomiao" came into her sight.

He quickly took some paper to wipe the book dry, and turned back to glare at Wu Xianyu from time to time.

And every time Lin Miaomiao glared at him, Wu Xianyu would wiggle his eyebrows in a mean way, which made Lin Miaomiao even more unhappy.

So she became ruthless and became bolder. After Lin Miaomiao finished wiping the book, she pointed at Wu Xianyu.

"Xianyu, how about we have a bet, let's bet on poker?"

Hearing Lin Miaomiao's voice, Jiang Tianhao's eyes lit up and he immediately handed the computer over.
"Come, both of you, I'll give you some water too."

Wu Xianyu glanced at the water, waved his hand disdainfully, leaned back in the chair, folded his arms, and looked at Lin Miaomiao.

"If you want to play, play something big. How about truth or dare?"

Hearing this bet, Lin Miaomiao immediately regretted it a little. She opened her mouth and was about to refuse, but Wu Xianyu's voice floated over again.

"Forget it if you don't dare. You are a girl anyway, it's normal to be timid."

Hearing this, Lin Miaomiao couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the table.

"Just come"

So, the two of them started the first game. Suddenly, everyone in the classroom focused their attention on them and the atmosphere became more and more tense.

As the computer clicked, Jiang Tianhao was the first to cheer.
"Wuhu, salted fish wins"

Wu Xianyu crossed his arms confidently, straightened his back, and looked down at Lin Miaomiao. Lin Miaomiao was a little out of breath, and she forced herself to speak.

"I choose truth, you ask"

"Really? Then don't blame me for being rude."

The corners of Wu Xianyu's mouth curved into a cruel arc, and Lin Miaomiao suddenly felt a little regretful. Wouldn't it be better to take a big risk?

"Student Lin Miaomiao, please listen to the question. How often do you change your underwear?"

"OHHHHHHHHHHH"

Everyone looked at Wu Xianyu who asked such a shameless question with shock and admiration. This question is actually easy to answer if it is between the same sex, but it is different between the opposite sex.

Lin Miaomiao's face was already red at this time, like a cooked lobster. Her hands under the desk were clenched tightly, and she felt that her underwear, which had originally had no sense of existence, seemed to be heating up.

The boys' cheers did not last long and soon fell silent, waiting for Lin Miaomiao's answer. Lin Miaomiao tried to hold it in for a long time, but apart from her face getting redder, she couldn't utter a single word.

Seeing this, Wu Xianyu spoke first

"How about this, let's change it to a dare, since you've been holding it in for a long time."

"Okay, let's take a big risk."

Lin Miaomiao seized this opportunity and agreed to change it to a big dare. She also took a bottle of water and took a few sips to cool herself down.

Some boys felt bored and made "huh" sounds, but Lin Miaomiao didn't care at all. At this time, the most important thing was to save her face.

"Then my big adventure is, Lin Miaomiao, you say in your normal speaking voice in the classroom, 'I, Lin Miaomiao, change my underwear every day'"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!!"

Hearing the complaints, all the boys were shocked and many girls widened their eyes. They had thought Wu Xianyu was quite gentlemanly, but it turned out to be an illusion. Some girls even secretly adjusted their underwear.

Lin Miaomiao just felt that she was really stupid. She knew what kind of person Wu Xianyu was. If you cut him open, his whole body was black. How could she be so blinded as to make a bet with such a person?

"If you tell me, I promise to tell you the truth, how about that?"

Wu Xianyu saw that Lin Miaomiao was regretful, and said something lightly. Just this one sentence hooked Lin Miaomiao, who wanted to retreat.

"Okay, with so many people as witnesses, you have to answer me a true question later."

"Yes, but only if you complete the adventure."

Wu Xianyu was not panicked at all. He didn't think that a high school student like Lin Miaomiao could ask any questions that would make him blush.

"Okay, I, Lin Miaomiao, will change my underwear every day!"

After saying this quickly, she felt nothing to be ashamed of. After all, being hygienic is not a bad thing. Lin Miaomiao looked at Wu Xianyu.

"Now it's my turn to speak from the heart. Listen carefully. My question is, if you were asked to confess your love to someone of the opposite sex, who would you choose?"

"you"

Before the people around were surprised by the tricky question, Wu Xianyu answered directly. After hearing the answer, Lin Miaomiao was stunned and felt her heartbeat was a little loud. She asked Wu Xianyu again in disbelief.

"Who did you just say?"

"You"

Wu Xianyu said as a matter of course
"Actually, this question is not suitable for anyone, but we are playing a game. If I say you are the best solution, everyone will just think I am being naughty and joking."

"Fuck, that's great"

Someone exclaimed, Wu Xianyu spread his hands, looking at Lin Miaomiao with an invincible look on his face.
"You are still thin-skinned"

"Indeed, unlike you, you are like a crook on the city wall."

Lin Miaomiao sneered, feeling that she had wasted a good opportunity, but her heartbeat did not slow down. Lin Miaomiao wanted to say something but didn't know how to start.

Wu Xianyu's hands were also shaking a little. After all, this was the first time in his two lifetimes that he had played something so ambiguous. He returned the calculator to Jiang Tianhao.

"You guys play, I won't participate, I don't want to bully you"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came

"What if a man asked you the same question?"

Everyone looked in the direction where the voice came from and found that it was Qian Sanyi. Wu Xianyu gave him a neutral look.

"Then I will answer Lin Miaomiao."

"Hey, what do you mean, are you using me as a shield?"

Lin Miaomiao was upset and slammed the table. Wu Xianyu pointed at Lin Miaomiao.

"Look, you see, I said to Lin Miaomiao, do you think anyone believes it? She herself doesn't believe it."

Qian Sanyi glanced at the two of them and didn't say anything more.

The competition between Wu Xianyu and Lin Miaomiao has come to an end, but Wu Xianyu's actions seemed to have opened Pandora's box. In the next few days, people all over the school will play Truth or Dare. It is unknown how many people's sparks were ignited at this time.

Soon it was another Friday, and the weekend was approaching. The whole campus was once again filled with restlessness. Before the morning reading began, groups of people gathered in the classroom, whispering something, and occasionally making obscene laughter. Lin Miaomiao thought of her own experience, and the scene in front of her instantly turned into a picture of hell. She couldn't help but look at Wu Xianyu who opened Pandora's box.

"Xianyu, look at what you have done. The whole school has gone crazy."

"Don't worry, the holiday will come soon, and this matter will be over when you come back from the holiday."

Wu Xianyu was very clear about how long the hot events among students could last. After all, it was because there was nothing else to do to kill time. After returning home, everyone had to do what they had to do. Who would play Truth or Dare?

At this time, a surprised female voice came

"Hey, what game are you playing?"

The keyword "game" immediately attracted a lot of people. Many people looked in the direction of the sound. Some people ran directly to Qian Sanyi and saw him playing a shooting game with a calculator. They immediately became excited.

"Fuck, CS, how did you do that?"

Qian Sanyi realized that he had achieved his goal, so he slightly tilted the calculator in his hand so that Wu Xianyu and Jiang Tianhao could see what he was playing with.

Wu Xianyu looked at the mosaic-filled picture and couldn't help but complain.

"Isn't this Wolfenstein? I really thought it was CS. I was so excited for nothing. This game from the last century can be played with a chip."

After saying that, Wu Xianyu dragged the chair away from Qian Sanyi with disgust.

Qian Sanyi felt that the calculator in his hand was a bit heavy, and his originally confident smile became stiff. He then handed it to a boy next to him. The boy didn't care whether the game was fun or not, as long as it was more interesting than attending class.

When Jiang Tianhao saw Qian Sanyi sulking in his seat, he felt relieved and hugged Wu Xianyu's arm.
"Xianyu, it's you again. You can make people so angry with just a few words."

"What's so good about this?"

Wu Xianyu was a little confused, so he turned around to look at Qian Sanyi, who was indeed looking at the book with a grim face.

"Wow, no way, this person is even more petty than me, I hope he won't bear a grudge against me too, I don't want to participate in your elementary school games"

Wu Xianyu regretted his bad mouth at this time, while Lin Miaomiao ate snacks with a gloating look on her face.

"Hey, it seems like that's the case."

After looking at Lin Miaomiao, Wu Xianyu stretched out his hand
“Give me some”

"Here"

Lin Miaomiao generously pinched out a piece of potato chips, looked at it, broke it again and again, and finally put the smallest piece in Wu Xianyu's palm.

Wu Xianyu watched her operate, his face full of black lines
"No, I bought you so many snacks, and you only gave me this much."

"Ah"

Lin Miaomiao sneered and poured all the snacks in the bag into her mouth.
"That's all my mental damages, why should I give it to you?"

"No, we are classmates. If we round it off, we are brothers. Is this how you treat your brothers?"

"Who is your brother? I am a woman."

"The Brothers and Sisters"

"Who is your brother or sister?"

"The siblings"

"."

Sometimes, Jiang Tianhao admired Wu Xianyu's shamelessness, but sometimes he also felt a little embarrassed. For example, at this time, for a bite of food, Wu Xianyu could call himself a younger brother. Didn't you see that Lin Miaomiao was so angry that she laughed?

The first class in the morning was Chinese class. This class talked about the new text "Xiao Yao You". But during the class, Wu Xianyu was rarely distracted, mainly because he was hungry. After all, that weird poem "one cumin, one slightly spicy" was a bit brainwashing.

After class, Wu Xianyu was thinking about whether to go out for grilled fish on the weekend, and Jiang Tianhao recited the crooked poem beside him.
"There is a fish in the North Sea, named Kun. Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot. It turned into a bird, named Peng. Peng is so big that it needs two grills, one with cumin and one with mild spiciness, and a bottle of snowflakes. Let us bravely explore the world."

When Lin Miaomiao heard this crooked poem, her eyes widened. After Jiang Tianhao finished reciting it, she couldn't help but wipe the corners of her mouth.
"Let my dad take me to eat grilled fish tomorrow"

"Hey, Lin Miaomiao, where is the best grilled fish in Jiangzhou? I really can't stand the taste of sugar in many of your dishes here."

Wu Xianyu seized the opportunity and asked local gourmets where to eat grilled fish.

When Lin Miaomiao saw this opportunity, a smile immediately appeared on her face.
"Oh? You want to know?"

"You can tell me if you want to, or I can ask your dad this afternoon."

Wu Xianyu was not tolerant at all, and Lin Miaomiao curled her lips when she saw this.

"I'll send you the location when I get home."

After school in the afternoon, Wu Xianyu and Lin Miaomiao walked out of the school gate together. Looking at the address on the phone, Wu Xianyu remained skeptical, while Lin Miaomiao patted her chest, which was not big to begin with, to assure him.
"Trust me, the grilled fish here is delicious and has few bones."

"is it?"

Wu Xianyu looked at Lin Miaomiao like this and became even more unconvinced. Seeing Lin Dawei, Wu Xianyu approached him faster than Lin Miaomiao.

"Hey, hello uncle, I'm Lin Miaomiao's classmate Wu Xianyu, I have something to ask you"

"Hey, this is my dad"

Lin Miaomiao was very unhappy and a little guilty to see her father being abducted by Wu Xianyu. After all, there were not many opportunities to trick Wu Xianyu, so she had to seize them every time. However, it seemed that she would fail this time.

Lin Dawei looked at the chat box between Wu Xianyu and his daughter and smacked his lips.

"The grilled fish here is not good. It has no taste and has too many bones. The price is not cheap. I recommend another one to you."

"Really? Thank you, uncle."

I wrote down the grilled fish restaurant recommended by Lin Dawei. When they separated, Wu Xianyu said to Lin Miaomiao:
"Student Lin Miaomiao, your credit is bankrupt in my eyes. Goodbye."

Lin Miaomiao was so angry that her teeth itched and she looked at Lin Dawei and said coquettishly

"Dad, why did you tell him about that store?"

"It's so hard to get a holiday, but if you don't let people eat well, that's such a sin."

Lin Miaomiao angrily let go of Lin Dawei's hand

"You didn't see how badly he screwed me. And this guy's heart is black. Don't be fooled by his appearance. He has that appearance to deceive people."

"Oh? He offended you again?"

Lin Miaomiao looked at Lin Dawei with dissatisfaction

"What do you mean by offending me? You're making me look like a villain. He was the one who bullied me. Let me tell you, he had..."

On the way home, Lin Miaomiao told Lin Dawei about Wu Xianyu's cruel tricks and the truth or dare game.

When Lin Dawei heard the content of the truth or dare game, he felt a little nervous, but when he heard the end, he felt that it was nothing and got out of the car. Lin Miaomiao had just finished her speech and was drinking the drink in her hand. Lin Dawei sighed.

"This kid doesn't look like someone of his age. He looks like a social person."

"Yeah, yeah, I said he's not a good person."

Lin Dawei shook his head and walked towards home with Lin Miaomiao

"This kid is able to thrive in society just by talking. Although some of his actions are immoral, in society, as long as they don't break the law, they are good means. I still admire this kid a little bit."

(End of this chapter)