The salty life in Life of Pi

Chapter 83 Do you have any breast enhancement secrets?

Their relationship has taken a step further and now they don't want to separate at all. Although Wu Xianyu feels a little uncomfortable, compared to having a sweet and soft girlfriend hugging him, it doesn't matter if he feels a little uncomfortable.

Sitting in Wu Xianyu's arms, Lin Miaomiao felt a little thirsty and rubbed Wu Xianyu's chin with her head.
"Salted fish, are you thirsty?"

"I'm thirsty. Why don't you get two bottles of cold drinks? I won't get off the sofa."

Lin Miaomiao turned around and gave Wu Xianyu a blank look. It wasn't like she knew nothing. It was really hard and uncomfortable.

Walking down from the sofa without even putting on slippers, Lin Miaomiao took two bottles of juice from the refrigerator, returned to the sofa and snuggled into Wu Xianyu's arms again.

The two of them didn't want to do their homework for the time being. It happened that a very popular variety show was being broadcast on TV. Although they had seen it before, they still watched it with gusto.

After watching for a while, the two cats stretched and woke up. Seeing their two owners sitting together, Yuwan was ready to jump directly from the sofa into Lin Miaomiao's arms, but unfortunately, Laotie seemed to think so too, so the two cats collided in the air.

This collision was not a big deal, as the two cats had fought before. It was just that the position where the fish ball was hit was offset and it directly hit the drink on the coffee table, and the white fur was instantly covered with juice.
"Meow!!"

Yuwan was very angry, and before Wu Xianyu and Lin Miaomiao could react, he had already found Laotie and started the final battle on the top of the Forbidden City.

But the fight didn't last long before Lin Miaomiao suppressed them forcefully. She held the two cats by the scruff of their necks with both hands and frowned.
"Now you're all covered in the drink, and your fur will stick together in a while."

Wu Xianyu was wiping the drinks off the table with paper. Fortunately, nothing dripped onto the carpet under the coffee table, otherwise it would have been much more troublesome to clean the carpet.

After Wu Xianyu cleaned up the table, Lin Miaomiao looked at Wu Xianyu with two cats in her arms.

"Salted fish~what to do"

The tone was full of coquettishness, and Wu Xianyu felt his whole body numb, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

"Then give them a bath. We have pet shampoo and other products at home."

"Shall we both take a shower?"

"What else? You can send it to the pet store for cleaning. You have to pay for it."

"Then let's wash it."

Lin Miaomiao's appreciation for money defeated the idea of ​​being lazy, and she decided to do it herself for the sake of her own little treasury. During this period, her public account gained some fans thanks to the accumulation of time, and some businesses came to her for advertising, making a little money, but only a hundred yuan each time, occasionally a few hundred yuan, but these were all one-time cooperation, the kind that would not happen next time.

She didn't want to spend the money she had worked so hard to earn on her two rebellious sons. She had never given Yuwan and Laotie a bath, so she decided to give it a try this time.

With an excited smile, Lin Miaomiao carried the two cats to the bathroom. As if they had a premonition of something, Yuwan and Laotie struggled, but it was obviously to no avail. Once the bathroom door was closed, the two cats couldn't escape even if they wanted to.

Wu Xianyu took out a pet bathing basin that he had never used before, filled the basin with water using a shower head, and when he felt it was about right, he added some shower gel.

Greeting Lin Miaomiao

“Put them both in.”

“Haha, here it comes.”

Lin Miaomiao was very excited and gently put the two cats into the basin. The two cats cried miserably at first, as if they were being abused, but after feeling that the water did not reach their heads, Lao Tie was the first to calm down. He stood in the basin and began to shake off the water on his body, but Wu Xianyu and Lin Miaomiao continued to splash water on him. After looking up at his two owners, Lao Tie gave up shaking off the water.

Yuwan was still screaming, but in fact no one was suppressing it. Finally, Laotie became impatient and bit Yuwan's neck, which made it quiet down.

After working for a long time, the two cats were finally washed clean. After drying them with a hair dryer, Lin Miaomiao smelled the fragrant fish balls and a satisfied smile appeared on her face. However, the fish balls were obviously still a little resistant to Lin Miaomiao because of the bath they had just taken, and they kept struggling in Lin Miaomiao's arms.

Wu Xianyu took out cat strips and handed them to Lin Miaomiao, asking her to feed the two cats. She was the one who fed the cats usually. Under the temptation of the cat strips, Laotie and Yuwan decided to temporarily forget about the grudge of taking a bath and concentrate on dealing with the cat strips.

After finishing everything and sitting back on the sofa, Wu Xianyu saw an unread message on his phone. He took a look at it, his eyes lit up, and he called back immediately.

"Hello, I'm the owner of Building 2 of Country Garden. Yes, I saw the news. The furniture will be delivered in the next few days. I'm at home all the time. Yes, okay, then it will be delivered in the afternoon."

In less than a minute, Wu Xianyu arranged the time for the furniture to arrive. He hung up the phone, hugged Lin Miaomiao and kissed her on the face. Lin Miaomiao turned her head away dissatisfiedly and raised her head slightly, indicating that she should be kissed here. When Wu Xianyu smiled and kissed her lips, she spoke with satisfaction.

"The furniture will start arriving this afternoon."

"Well, I hope it's as soon as possible. After all, hot weather will make the formaldehyde evaporate faster. Now is the hottest time. If it's done now, I can move in during the Chinese New Year."

Holding Lin Miaomiao in his arms, Wu Xianyu's hand touched Lin Miaomiao's belly. It was soft and the feeling was very addictive. Lin Miaomiao resisted at first, but she couldn't beat Wu Xianyu, so she simply gave up.

With her back pressed against Wu Xianyu, Lin Miaomiao was a little curious.

"Are you in such a hurry to move into your new home?"

“I’m not in a hurry.”

Wu Xianyu lowered his head and put his face close to Lin Miaomiao.

"The main reason is that this house was decorated according to my own wishes. For something that I participated in, I definitely want to experience it firsthand."

After hearing this, Lin Miaomiao probably understood Wu Xianyu's mood. She nodded, touched her phone to check the time, kissed Wu Xianyu's mouth, and said with reluctance.
"It's time for dinner. I'm going back upstairs first."

"Go ahead. I may have to watch the furniture coming in this afternoon. If you want to take a look, come down. But the temperature is quite high these days, so you should rest at home."

"Okay, then I won't come down this afternoon. I just need to discuss with Juzi which cram school to go to."

Lin Miaomiao got down from the sofa, put on her slippers, looked back at Wu Xianyu who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, and pursed her lips.

She turned around, hugged Wu Xianyu and kissed him from above. Although she had always been on top of Wu Xianyu before, in reality it was Wu Xianyu who took the initiative. Only this time was she the one who took the initiative throughout the whole process.

After a deep kiss for a while, Lin Miaomiao panted and released her mouth, and pulled Wu Xianyu's face to the sides with a smile, leaving a sentence

"I'm going back."

After saying that, he opened the door with brisk steps and went back upstairs.

Wu Xianyu sat on the sofa watching TV and silently recalled the passive feeling just now. It felt really good. He relaxed for a long time before getting up to cook.

Lin Miaomiao behaved normally when she got home. Wang Shengnan had just finished cooking and greeted Lin Miaomiao.

"It's just right, come and have dinner, so I don't have to go downstairs to call you." Lin Dawei kept looking at his mobile phone, which was constantly beeping message alerts, as frequent as a timer.

After Lin Miaomiao sat down, she looked at her old father curiously and asked Wang Shengnan

"Mom, what's wrong with my dad? His phone keeps ringing."

"What else could it be?"

Wang Shengnan sat down with a few bowls of rice and handed the chopsticks to Lin Miaomiao.
"The announcement of the neighborhood being included in the school district housing has come out, your dad is very busy now"

When he spoke, his tone was unfriendly, as if he was unhappy with Lin Dawei's behavior of looking at his phone while eating.

When Lin Dawei heard his wife's tone, he sincerely posted a circle of friends, turned his phone to silent mode, and stopped looking at it.

"I want to make money, so I'll tell you that I'm going to take a client to see a house this afternoon. Don't worry, it's in our neighborhood, three buildings at the back. If you have nothing to do, go and take a look."

"Why would I go there? I can't sell a house."

Wang Shengnan's tone improved a little bit, and she ate.

"You can do whatever you want. I won't go."

After saying that, Wang Shengnan looked at Lin Miaomiao again.
"What about your cram school?"

"I will discuss with my classmates this afternoon to see where there are more people in our class. I think there will be a result soon. This morning I heard that some people have already gone to the cram school."

Lin Miaomiao answered quickly. She could tell that her mother was not in a very good mood.

"Well, tell me as soon as you figure it out, and I'll sign you up."

After that, the table fell into silence.

After finishing his meal, Lin Dawei wiped his mouth, stood up, picked up the briefcase on the sofa, and said to the mother and daughter while changing his shoes.
"I'm out, call me if you need anything"

As soon as the words were spoken, the door was closed.

Looking at the door, Wang Shengnan curled her lips
"Given the frequency of your phone messages, can you answer the phone if I call you?"

Lin Miaomiao chose not to get into trouble with Wang Shengnan. After finishing her meal, she put the dishes in the sink and went straight into her room.

Lying on the bed, with legs crossed, chatting with Mai Ju with a smile on his face

Meow Meow Doesn’t Eat Fish: Orange, have you decided which cram school you want to go to?
Not long after, Mai Ju's message came back.
Juzi: Yingding, I see quite a few people in our class group are there. It just so happens that they also have an art exam teacher. I plan to ask him about it in the afternoon. Let’s not talk about these for now. Did you get Xianyu?

Even through the phone screen, Lin Miaomiao could feel Mai Jue's gossiping heart. She chuckled, and thinking of what happened in the morning, she excitedly fluttered her feet a few times.

Miaomiao doesn't eat fish: He must get it. As soon as I gave him the gift, he fell at my feet.
Orange: Oh? That's amazing. What's the specific progress?

Meow Meow Doesn't Eat Fish: Just kiss, you're not thinking of any inappropriate plots for children, are you, old dirty girl~
Orange: Hehe, I don't believe that you two are a single man and a single woman, and you are so passionate that you won't accidentally shoot each other. There must be something else going on besides kissing.

Seeing Mai Ju's message, Lin Miaomiao's face was a little hot. She was completely lost in desire at that time. If Xianyu hadn't been a little rational, she might have really done that. But it wasn't that she didn't do anything beyond the limit. At least she still measured the size of Xianyu.
But this kind of thing definitely can't be told to Mai Ju, so Lin Miaomiao chose to give a half-truthful answer.

Miaomiao doesn't eat fish: To tell you the truth, Xianyu was still rational at that time and nothing happened. The main reason was that the incident between Deng Xiaoqi and the other person was still fresh in our memory, and we didn't want to repeat the same mistake.
After saying that, Lin Miaomiao changed the subject.
Meow Meow Doesn’t Eat Fish: By the way, I have something to ask you. Do you have any secrets to breast enhancement?

orange:?
Orange: You are disliked by Xianyu, hahaha
Lin Miaomiao lay on the bed and squeezed her chest. Unfortunately, it was useless to squeeze it. She replied angrily.
Miaomiao doesn’t eat fish: He didn’t dislike it, but I was a little anxious. I’m going to be an adult soon, but I’m still wearing a small vest. Isn’t this a bit wrong?

orange:.
Orange: This is not only wrong! This is a big problem! Logically, you should have changed your bra a long time ago. Wearing too much vest will definitely affect your development. You should change your vest now and let your aunt take you to buy underwear.
Seeing Mai Ju so shocked, Lin Miaomiao was a little panicked. After all, Mai Ju's figure was very convincing, so she hurriedly got out of bed and went to the master bedroom.

Seeing Lin Miaomiao rushing in through the door, Wang Shengnan, who had just finished her work and was about to take a nap, was stunned.

"what happened?"

"Mom, take me to buy underwear this afternoon. I can't wear small vests anymore. I'm almost an adult and I won't grow if I wear them anymore."

Lin Miaomiao was in a panic. Wang Shengnan glanced at her daughter's chest, slapped her forehead, and muttered
"How could I forget?"

He got out of bed, found a bag from the closet, and handed it to Lin Miaomiao.

"I saw a lingerie store when I was shopping and bought two sets for you, but I got busy and forgot about it and never gave it to you."

Looking at her daughter's chest again, Wang Shengnan's voice was a little hesitant.

"Well, it's not too late to change now. You develop late, so this little time won't make a difference."

Lin Miaomiao looked at the bag handed to her by Wang Shengnan, feeling a little speechless. She took the bag with a tired heart and turned around to leave the master bedroom. Before closing the door, she left a faint message.

"Mom, you have to pay for half of my baby's milk powder money in the future"

"Get out of here, what nonsense are you talking about"

Wang Shengnan didn't tolerate Lin Miaomiao at all and reached out to throw the pillow away, but Lin Miaomiao had already closed the door and didn't give Wang Shengnan a chance.

Looking at the closed door, Wang Shengnan felt a little guilty. It really wasn't her fault that her daughter did that. Many girls on her volleyball team in college were still wearing vests.

Lin Miaomiao returned to her room and looked at the bag in her hand. She opened it with excitement and nervousness, and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not an old-fashioned style like Wang Shengnan's. It was even a little fresh.

After gesturing on her body for a while, Lin Miaomiao couldn't help but imagine what Wu Xianyu's reaction would be if he saw it, but after thinking for a while, Lin Miaomiao shook her head hard to get rid of the picture from her mind.

What kind of situation would it be if he saw my underwear? Thinking further would be inappropriate for children.

Wu Xianyu, who was watching the furniture being brought in to the new house, suddenly sneezed. Pinching his nose, Wu Xianyu left the room and stood at the stairs. He decided not to go in. It had only been a few minutes since he started sneezing due to formaldehyde stimulation. If he stayed any longer, something serious would happen.

Wu Xianyu paid a lot of money. Several groups of workers took turns to come, and all kinds of furniture were brought in one by one according to a specific order. In less than an afternoon, all the furniture was brought in. Wu Xianyu distributed cold drinks to the workers, saying "thank you for your hard work" as he saw them off. Wu Xianyu stood at the door and looked at the greatly transformed new house, his heart filled with excitement.

But he only looked at the door for a while before closing the door with a fingerprint lock. He would call the cleaning staff to come tomorrow. Someone as lazy as him was not suitable for doing such things.

(End of this chapter)