football temps

Nyon, Switzerland

The head coaches of the top [-] teams of the UEFA Champions League gathered together, and all of them were covered with sorrows that were worse than bitter gourd. A kind of thinking that no one present can understand is that the high-level leaders at the summit yesterday

At nine o'clock in the morning, the lottery ceremony officially began

Now that we have reached this point, I will punish Lao Tzu to death, then Lao Tzu will be ruthless and let you die together. At the last moment, Platini sent a word to his assistant Bruce

"Proceeding as planned" As planned, what does that mean?

Platini, who made a decision, showed an evil smile on his face, and appeared on the stage with a smile

"This year's Champions League round of 13 can be said to be a prosperous time. The traditional giants have returned one after another. I believe that the next spring will be a wonderful game. Before the answer is revealed, we welcome Mr. Ballack who just retired yesterday to draw for us. Everyone Welcome, eternal number [-], Michael Ballack!"

Amid the applause of the crowd, Ballack stepped onto the stage in a black casual suit, and will draw lots for this Champions League fight

"Hello everyone, it's a great honor to be here as a lottery drawer. I hope that my hand can draw a lucky future for everyone. Of course, if you get unlucky, don't blame my hand..." Ballack Before smoking, first clear yourself of the crime, lest someone scold you for owed money after smoking

"Chelsea in the first group, the opponent is," Ballack first took out his former club Chelsea, who was also the last champion.

Chelsea, as the number one in the group, naturally played against the second in the group. At this time, the opponents who were second in the group off the court felt a little bit in their hearts. Chelsea is so strong this season, who wants to catch up?But compared to the first place in other groups, it seems to be a good sign?

"It's Manchester City!!"

Manchester City! ? ! ! !Did you hear me right?Everyone was taken aback!Two Premier League teams fighting against each other? !Is Platini going to play dirty again? !The first scene made ** surprised

This is the first match, and everyone's reaction is so strong, um, if I draw some more terrifying matchups later, wouldn't it drive people crazy?Barack felt the cold sweat behind him, gradually soaking his shirt. Fortunately, he was still wearing a suit, otherwise he would have been spotted by people. Damn Platini, this old dog, actually let me take the blame.. .

Ballack has started to have some kind of bad feeling when he draws the next team

"Bayern Munich against...er... against... against..." Ballack's eyes widened, and he said three matches in a row, but he still didn't name the opponent

Everyone off the court was in a hurry, especially the coaches who were second in the group, they wanted to drag her down and beat her up

"Against Schalke 04!" I rubbed. Is it because I have a problem with my hands, or is it because of Michel Platini? !How could this be?After Ballack finished speaking, his forehead was already sweating. The two matches in a row were actually in the national derby. Why didn't he feel ashamed?

The audience was in an uproar again!Is this a coincidence?Bayern coach Heynckes has already walked in front of the Schalke 04 coach, stretched out his hand and shook hands with him, I don't know if it is a comforting nature, or a friendly gesture...

Platini stood on one side, with a painful expression on his face. Obviously, he had to put on an appearance, otherwise the play would be too fake. It was not his draw, and no matter how coincidental, it had nothing to do with him

It's over, if this situation is followed, wouldn't it be possible for Juventus to face AC Milan?It's too dark, it can't be darker!Conte's old face can't hang anymore

"This old dog, how dare he play such a naked match? In this way, I will probably meet Valencia!" He kept silent, staying away from everyone's sight together with Ferguson Mourinho, can't help but say to himself

"Don't be impatient, keep reading and see how perverted you can be in the end!" Ferguson comforted, his old red face was always quiet

Ballack continued to take out the first note in the group, "Real Madrid," after saying the name of Real Madrid, he continued to take out a note in the second box in the group, this time he dared not No more delays, just say it and get it done, "Valencia"

Alas!It's another country war!What is this called? !This is already the third game!Everyone finally exploded, and the atmosphere became extremely hot, but no one dared to step forward to question

Mourinho was scolding Platini just now, but not long after he finished speaking, his team really faced Valencia

"Fack, although it is a good signing, but if Barcelona and Real Madrid have the second place in the group, I think we will definitely face each other in advance! Brother, I think your Manchester United will definitely meet Arsenal!"

"Barcelona is the first in the group, against Benfica" Ballack finally drew a group of good draws, of course compared to the first three groups, but the coach of Benfica went crazy. When he met Barcelona, ​​he wanted to go home early. ?

Barcelona's coach Vilanova secretly smiled, another good sign!Huo~ Huo~

But at this time, Platini's expression was full of pain. For this team that betrayed him, he now hated it to the bone. If the match had not been arranged long ago, he wished to put Barcelona to death!It turned out to be cheaper.

"Manchester United vs Arsenal!" The fifth group also came out, and Ballack quickly read the team's name and the shirt was soaked!

really!really!Ferguson, who was originally calm, finally jumped up!Spit out the gum in his mouth, "Fuck! Fuck! Fack!"

"Haha, hahahaha, hahahahaha!" Mourinho patted Sir Alex on the shoulder and couldn't help laughing. He had to laugh. Such a big joke was as real as he imagined. Appeared!

"Dortmund vs Ajax!"

"Paris Saint-Germain vs. Porto!" Ballack continued to read the team's name quickly, wishing to leave the scene as soon as possible. If he didn't leave, he might lose his life!

"Look, the French team is beneficial. What else can we say about such a naked grouping? This is the most shameful day in European football! I don't know what words to use to describe it." Allegri was miserable walked up to Conte and whispered

There is no suspense anymore, the last group must belong to Juventus and AC Milan, and everyone doesn't even need to continue listening to Ballack's rhetoric

"I don't think I need to say, the last group is Juventus vs. AC Milan! Haha, haha, I don't know if my hand is too weak today, or there are so many coincidences. In short, the grouping is so amazing. Best wishes All clubs can achieve good results in this year's Champions League."

After Barack left this sentence, he had already slipped off the stage, and if he didn't come down, he might become a target

Platini is indeed very sophisticated. Under such circumstances, he still walked onto the stage calmly.

"Okay, thanks again to Ballack for bringing us a wonderful draw ceremony, which is simply a miracle in the history of the Champions League! There are so many national civil wars, I have to say that Ballack's hand and his football field Like the feet on your feet, with infinite magic power..."

Platini was talking brazenly on the stage, while Mourinho and Sir Alex Ferguson left the scene in stride, the two of them really couldn't stand it anymore

Wenger has fallen into silence since he heard that Arsenal and Manchester United were divided together just now. The sculpture with a dull expression was placed in the venue without moving. Is this going to change the world of football?Such things can actually happen. I have been coaching for decades, and I discovered for the first time that football can really be played in this way. I heard that Chinese football is very dark. He must hold an injustice for China this time. is the darkest!

This is a live TV broadcast. There are at least [-] to [-] million people in the world watching in front of the TV. Naturally, Chenlong has been paying attention to the news that Ballack has just retired. Lark was pulled onto the front stage by Platini and personally directed such a tragedy. He has no words to describe it. Is there really someone as despicable as Platini in the world? !

"The dog jumps over the wall, the clown! We don't need to play him to death, the global media will kill him." Beckenbauer and several other wealthy leaders have been quietly watching this farce in front of the TV. At the end, he Finally, he expressed his thoughts, "Okay, now it's time for us to play, and we are going to present the European Golden Boy Award"

Beckenbauer stood up from the sofa, straightened his suit, and looked refreshed

After the UEFA Champions League draw ceremony, it was naturally the turn of the European Golden Boy Awards, but the two places are very far apart, one north and one south

"Kanaris, why don't I even have a suit? Could it be that I'm wearing sportswear?" Chen Long was about to rush to the scene at this time, but suddenly realized that he had no clothes to wear!

On that kind of formal occasion, if you don't even wear a suit, you can just wear a tracksuit, isn't it embarrassing?

"Ah! This is a big problem, how could I forget about it! This is not acceptable! Come on, let's go to the street and get a set!" It seems that Canaris is not competent enough for such a big matter. , she didn't make arrangements

"It's too late, I'll forget it, isn't it just the Golden Boy Award, sportswear is not shameful, I'm an athlete!" Chen Long lazily replied, he really didn't think that he had to have a suit to look dignified , if this is the case, then what kind of awards do athletes in the Olympics receive, it is better to just die