football temps

"Palermo is becoming more and more like Milan. When the ball reaches the penalty area, it just passes it in. The effect is very poor. Did you watch the game last night? AC Milan lost again, and Allegri dismissed get out of class." Kong Tee had a smile on his face when he talked about Milan

"Since the loss of Pirlo, AC Milan has dropped a level. This is all caused by Allegri. We are proud of it haha." Chen Long also sarcastically

People who know a little bit about football can see how important Pirlo is to a team. You can replace a striker because he is old, but you have to think carefully about replacing a team's brain, just like you can cut. Lose an arm, but you'll replace a brain or a heart...  

"The progress is not bad, as long as there is no business..." When Conte was about to praise, his old face froze in the air. Before the word 'foreign' could be said, Palermo actually scored a goal!

"What the hell! What is Chiellini doing?! Is this the eighth life?! Is it a real fall or a flop? Is this ball necessary to clear the siege like this? My brain is flooded, I really doubt how he got his master's degree of!"

It turned out that this was the case. The Palermo players had worn a high ball to the penalty area. The tall Chiellini jumped up before the opponent's striker, and then wanted to take advantage of the situation to make a volley to clear the siege, but this guy He didn't kick the ball with his foot, but lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground!Just as he was about to raise his hand to signal a foul, Palermo forward Fernandez suddenly rushed to the ball and stabbed the ball into the goal

The ball, which was supposed to be easily cleared, was successfully picked up by the opponent like this!This ball was very useless!

"Natural disasters and man-made disasters... natural disasters and man-made disasters... I guess Chiellini is not like this, uh..." Chenlong was also very speechless, but he could only comfort Conte in this way. Troubled by weird conceded goals, if you talk about match-fixing, it’s not true. The players are doing their best. How can there be so many match-fixing

"If you can't even tear through the impromptu defensive line of the opponent, then you are still playing a fart." Conte cursed, and he was talking about Palermo's defensive line. Before the game, both of Palermo's two central defenders were injured. Well, the coach of Palermo had to let two full-backs come to play such a defense line without tacit understanding. How could Juventus have an excuse of being invincible?

It was less than 2 minutes away from the goal, and the opportunity appeared. The ball came to Vucinic's feet. But I don't know that Vucinic missed the goal because of his injury for too long.

"I said! This guy is like a sick cat now. If he wants to be a kid like Beckbon, he would have gotten in!" Conte babbled like an old woman, and his mouth never closed.

Uh... You blocked Beckbon yourself, and now you think of him again, it's disgusting enough. Is the old fox getting old and suffering from amnesia?

"Look, the grandsons of Palermo seem to be delaying the time. It's only been a long time since the game started, so they played this trick!"

It seems that it is better to sit on the coach bench, listening to the old fox nagging endlessly, the ears are callused

"Yeah! This ball is intercepted well, the pony has improved, it's worth my doting, I wiped it, and I shot it from a long distance?! Stupid?!" Conte covered his face with his hands, obviously he felt that Marchisio The ball was handled too hastily, so I had to cover my face and sigh!

But this is the stadium but cheered!Thunderous cheers

ah?what happened?Conte showed the gap between his fingers and aimed at the opponent's goal, only to see a ball lying quietly in the goal, and couldn't help looking at Chenlong suspiciously

"This goal, scored?"

"Well, we're in," Chenlong replied quietly

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooups?

Uh... what happened to the old fox today?Anxiety symptoms are obvious, he babbles about not scoring a goal, but he is elated after scoring a goal, and his mood changes a lot!Chenlong is getting more and more confused about Conte today

"Don't put on that face of watching monkeys, try to bring out 56 games unbeaten, and you will know why I feel like this!"

It turns out that this is the case, Chenlong understood

After equalizing the score, Juventus finally let go of the burden, and the game gradually played like a fish in water, but the striker was too good, and he didn't seize the opportunity to expand the score. Until the end of the first half, the score was still [-]-[-].

"Boy, go, bring Juventus six games unbeaten." Conte finally let out a long sigh of relief after halftime, and finally didn't have to continue to suffer, because if Chenlong played, his heart wouldn't have to be the same as before. under so much pressure like that

"Yeah! Why haven't you left yet?" After Conte finished speaking, he found that Chenlong was still standing there, not moving at all.

"I can't move, you see for yourself." Chenlong frowned, staring at the group of people holding hands tightly in front of them. These people were all wearing Palermo team uniforms.

"What are you looking at?" Conte turned his head and was stunned, "What is this? What are you doing? You are not allowed to go there? A blatant hijacking?" Obviously Conte was also stunned by this scene, a little caught off guard

He was right, the opponent's fans just didn't let Chenlong pass by, and blocked him in front. It didn't matter. The crowd slowly moved closer to him like Chenlong, and there was a faint tendency to encircle him.

In broad daylight, actually trying to trap us?Chenlong thinks that the fans in Palermo are too crazy. They learned this from the fans of Inter Milan. They are becoming more and more daring!

"Old fox, 36 moves is the best strategy, I'll dodge!" At the moment when the fans were about to surround him, Chen Long took a step forward vigilantly, and then climbed onto the barbed wire fence without even thinking about it!

Climbed to the top of the fence with three or two strokes, and then left the sentence just now

"What should I do?!" Conte did not expect Chenlong to do this, but he is not Chenlong. How could he climb the fence in a suit?But after the Palermo fans surrounded him, they didn't continue to make things difficult for Conte. Instead, Qiqi looked up at Chenlong. He also didn't expect Chenlong to reach out and climb onto the fence like a monkey.

Fans from other regions also looked over in surprise at this unusual move. They were all surprised to see that it was Chenlong from Juventus!

Ignoring everyone's weird gazes, Chenlong quickly climbed over the fence, and then landed on the ground on the other side. The stadium security also appeared beside him in time.

Chenlong didn't wait for the security guard to open his mouth, he pointed at Conte and murmured. A bunch of security guards listened dubiously, but didn't really take it seriously. He thought it was the fans flipping through the fence to make trouble, but it turned out to be Chenlong!

Chenlong ignored the entanglement of the security guards, and walked straight into the locker room. Crazy laughter erupted from the audience. Of course, there were also voices of a small half of angry Juventus fans, but they quickly disappeared into the boiling in the ocean

Shit, don’t go to the stands with Conte that idiot in the future, life is important, and you have to have one or two bodyguards, or you might die one day. After Chenlong walked into the player’s tunnel, he still covered in cold sweat, cursed in a low voice

Seeing Chenlong running into the locker room out of breath, the teammates all looked dazed

"Where the hell did you hide in the corner just now, you just pretended to be like this when you didn't play?" Marchisio joked while drinking a drink

Chen Long was sweating profusely, and replied angrily: "Yes, that's fine, it's better than being surrounded by a dozen men. I don't know if Conti has already been put on the ground by them, and he is a virgin. It has been broken, thanks to my cleverness, or I will be wailing in the stands!"

Everyone listened half-comprehensively, not understanding what horrible things could happen in the stands, but Chenlong continued: "It's really disgusting that you couldn't take down a tofu line of defense after 45 minutes. No, I’ll give you another 15 minutes in the second half, and if I don’t open the pot, I’m going to make a substitution.”

This is what I said to the two forwards, "We must focus on the ground attack, everyone should stay closer, and don't keep playing the long pass. That's not what we play. If you play too much, you will lose your inspiration. We need a strong ground coordination to tear down the opponent's line of defense and beat them to the ground."

Chenlong disdains long balls, just like he disdains to use headers to score goals. Football is kicked with feet, not with other parts. This is consistent with the idea of ​​aliens. The profession of aliens In his career, he seldom uses headers to score goals, unless he has to, it's not that his headers are not good, but that he doesn't need them at all!

"Breakthrough in the middle, advance forward and cooperate, you can kill them, go, old guys!" In the end, Chenlong made a conclusion and drove his teammates out of the locker room except for the three young players who were temporarily exiled. He's the youngest guy in the locker room now, so he changed his address to something old

Of course this is a joke, Chenlong has always believed that a relaxed and happy locker room is far more energetic and positive than a dead locker room, so he likes to make jokes in the locker room to relieve everyone’s pressure

After running out of the player tunnel, Chen Long looked at the place where Conte was standing, hoping to find Conte

But Conte is really gone...

Didn't this guy really get knocked to the ground by the fans?Woohoo, poor old man, he will be xxooed when he gets old

Of course, Conte was not thrown down as he imagined, but after Chenlong attracted the security guards, at his strong request, the security guards escorted him out of the court, and he was also out of danger. After the stadium, Conte took a taxi and ran away...