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"Everyone, don't move!!!" Maldini, who was dragged to the end, suddenly heard that three people on his side were injured, and quickly ordered everyone to stop, "Don't move! Don't move!"

I don't know where Maldini conjured up his tricks. He found a small stick, rushed to the front, and poked and poked on the turf.

It doesn't matter if you don't poke it, after poking it, you will find that there are more than a dozen small pits on the ground that you haven't stepped on!Not deep nor shallow, just like what they did last week in Milan

This is called dumb eating Coptis chinensis, I can’t tell if I’m suffering

The referee actually witnessed the whole process, but he didn't say anything because he also knew that the same situation happened in Milan last week, and it has been reproduced frantically on the Internet now, but now the victim is replaced by AC Milan

What he didn't expect was that the Juventus returned ten times more to the opponent, and even he felt a bit of chills. Could it be that they dug a hole somewhere on the pitch? !If this is the case, it would be too scary. They just need not run to the pit, and they can kill people without anyone noticing.

The game was supposed to start at four o'clock, but it had to be delayed by 10 minutes. AC Milan didn't care about playing, and they all surrounded Shalawi and Kaka. Poor Shalawi and Kaka, who were already in a bad mood. Being brought down by Chenlong, one can imagine how bad they felt at this time!

But this boy Chenlong is so good that he got cheap, he actually enthusiastically said to the Milanese: "Send them to my clinic"

Although everyone knows that the Juventus people did it, who would have thought that the player would do it himself?

Conte and other Juventus players didn't show any sympathy for AC Milan's blow. At this moment, they were thinking in their hearts, who did it?club?Or staff?Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, with blank faces

But the occurrence of such a thing at least made them feel happy. The so-called feng shui turns, and finally it is their turn to be unlucky

After the accident passed, the players finally appeared on the field cautiously, but there were more than a dozen pits on the sidelines, which was really chilling to watch

Maldini found two people to replace Kaka and Shalawi before the opening game. After all, the game had not yet started, so it was not included in the substitution quota. It was just that he had expected Shalawi and Kaka to charge forward, so he had to accept this. He sat on the coach's bench in annoyance, holding his flowing long hair with both hands, with a crazy expression on his face

The substitute players also sat on the bench one after another, waiting for the start of the game

The referee finally blew the whistle to start the game

This is a game that must be won, and the game must be won by more than two goals, so from the beginning of the game, he entered the best state of offense and defense

For Juventus, Ronnie and Ronaldinho started as striker partners. These two football legends played in the league and contributed to the world the most exciting striker performance in the past ten years. Now at the Turin Municipal Stadium, can they still play? Continuation Crazy?

Host the most daring prediction match that will be rewritten after 10 minutes

Without the existence of the two hottest figures, AC Milan's offense can be said to be superficial and calm, it can only be steady and steady, hoarding heavy troops to defend in the backcourt

10 minutes before the game, AC Milan still did not show weakness and played very steadily, the host's prediction did not appear

But after 10 minutes, all the players have entered the state of the game, and the Brazilian striker's power gradually revealed his ferocity, and he began to abuse the opponent's defensive players without reservation

Big and small Luo danced in the crowd, leaving no chance for the opponent to grab the ball at all. Dazzling fake moves, breakthroughs as fast as a rabbit, and weird and smart running positions have already made the opponent exhausted.

In the 14th minute of the game, Abbiati finally knocked on the gate. Although the goal was not difficult, the process before the goal was an impeccable masterpiece.

The game started from Pirlo. After the ball passed through 26 feet, the extraterrestrial Ronaldo scored easily. During the period, the AC Milan players didn't even touch the ball.

Ronnie was very excited after scoring the goal, but after celebrating the goal, he ran to AC Milan's goal and patted Abbiati on the shoulder as a sign of comfort. Biati is a good friend, opponent on the court, but a friend off the court, Ronnie's friendship has always been so

1.0, with a total score of four to five, which means that although AC Milan still holds the initiative to qualify, as long as Juventus scores another goal, it will instead become Juventus holding the initiative to qualify. With a score of five, Juventus will qualify with more away goals

Maldini couldn't sit still when he scored the goal

Nine and 10 minutes of hard torment. It was only No. 14 minutes, and the opponent scored a goal. Looking at the posture, they couldn’t stop the opponent’s attack. It’s not as good as God. If Kaka and Shalawi were on the field at this time, Will AC Milan be the result?

In a hurry, he finally rushed out of the coach's seat

He did rush out, but many people heard a crisp sound

It was the sound of strips being torn

Yes, Maldini rushed too fast, his pants were torn

His white fat buttocks and his thick curly leg hair were all exposed to the air and to the eyes of all the fans on the sidelines

Maldini was about to yell at the field, but he also heard the sound of tearing the air

After the sound, he only felt that his butt was cold, and a gust of cold air flowed into his open crotch, and he immediately felt chilly, not only his skin, but also his heart... ...

When he realized what it was, he immediately covered his butt with his hands, so he didn't have the heart to direct the game!He ran towards the player tunnel in a hurry, it seemed faster than when he played football before retiring...

The coach ran away, is that okay?still left with a joke

Everyone laughed, except the Milanese fans, especially the AC Milanese on the bench and the bench

Because they found that they also encountered a similar situation

But they didn't rush out suddenly like Maldini. Instead, they raised their butts tentatively to see if Maldini's situation would appear.

In the end, I told them that I was definitely not the lucky one. The terrible suction under the buttocks sucked them tightly on the chair, making them unable to stand up at all, unless you tear your pants, or take off your pants.. .....

There are no players and coaches watching the game anymore, but only thinking about themselves

Someone took the lead and took off their trousers, and then others followed suit, and suddenly, AC Milan's coaching bench and bench became a line of men without trousers. The players are okay, at least They still wear shorts inside, but the coaches and medical staff are miserable. It doesn’t matter what kind of shorts they wear, there are briefs inside, no one is an exception

Not wanting to shiver under the cold wind and the gaze of the fans, he had no choice but to imitate Maldini and rush into the player tunnel. At this time, Maldini had returned from the player tunnel and put on a long shirt. Pants, although they don't match the upper body, but they can be regarded as doable

Seeing the players and colleagues passing by in front of his eyes, Maldini's eyes sparkled again!

Nothing to say, this is still done by the Juventus people!But what can you do?Maldini walked to the fourth official, held back his temper and communicated with him, but the fourth official just spread his hands and was completely indifferent. This situation is exactly the same as Conte's protest last week, and it didn't work.

Conte came up to the stand long before the start of the game. At this time, he saw Maldini's painful expression from a distance, and couldn't help laughing

It's just a pity that Maldini is not as unbearable as Conte, and he did not apply for a red card in the end, and walked into the stands like him. Otherwise, the two people getting together in the stands might become a beautiful scene

Ahhh - another goal

Milan's substitutes had just come out of the tunnel when Ronaldo knocked on their goal again

In the 21st minute of the game, Juventus scored two goals, the total score was equalized, and then took the initiative

Maldini kept pushing the two old skins on his face with his right hand, lost in thought

If Pacini, who killed thousands of dollars and didn't shoot in [-] league games, doesn't score again, I will solve the problem tomorrow, shit, bought from Inter Milan for retirement?Maldini has clearly resented Pazzini on the field, blaming the loss on the inadequacy of the strikers rather than the team's defense

All the AC Milan substitute players and staff finally returned to the side of the court, but no one dared to sit down on the seat, even if there was a pair of pants stuck to it

In this way, here has become a beautiful landscape, a group of people wearing messy trousers, standing together on the sidelines of the field as if this is a World Cup final, the teammates on the field are engaged in a penalty shootout, and their clenched hands Unite together to cheer for the team?Let the cold wind hang around?

On the other side, the Juventus people sat quietly in their seats, not seeming anxious at all, especially Chen Long, who was so quiet that he almost fell asleep, although he didn't really sleep, but just hid in his dream to steal laugh......