Taoist temple in the mountains

Chapter 380, Chapter Three

"The environment here is very good, and the anger is very thin. Oh, the statue of Wang Lingguan is purifying the anger here. It's really nice to see beautiful mountains and clear waters." Bai Chen muttered while sitting on a chair with a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth. : "Is this really the world where the Dharma-ending era is coming? Why is the concentration of spiritual energy so high? A few immortal cultivators jumped out of the place and shouted [Slaying demons and demons, everyone can kill them, heaven and earth treasures, those who can live] It is not impossible."

After muttering, Bai Chen also seemed to be tired, lying on the corner of the wall, curled up into a ball, just like the sleeping posture of ordinary dogs except Ah Er.

Li Yun looked at the corners of his mouth twitching. If it was a cute little animal making such a pose, it must be very cute, but Bai Chen curled up in the corner of the wall with such an expression, the picture is too beautiful to look directly at. , the most important thing is that if a pilgrim comes and sees a big man shrunk in the hall like this, he will definitely make up more scenes that he doesn't want to see.

"Bai Chen, don't stay here if you want to rest, there is a guest room next to it." Li Yun said from the side: "Besides, didn't you just wander around outside the mountain? If you are so tired, you are the only one who returns to the dragon and guards Woolen cloth."

Hearing this, Bai Chen scratched his butt, turned over and said lazily.

"As Bai Jiaolong, I am very strong. Don't talk about walking this distance, a thousand miles is a blink of an eye. But as a magic weapon for you, a weak chicken, I am really a weak chicken. , unless you untie the connection with me, otherwise I can only go on like this weak chicken."

Li Yunbai gave Bai Chen a look, this loach is setting him up, the ghost knows if this guy will turn into a dragon and roar and make trouble after the magic weapon is released, and it will be even more troublesome if it causes a big mess, now The Taoist temple has been opened, and tourists come and go, so it is really difficult to solve the big news.

"Then you just continue to be weak."

"Damn, let me continue to be weak, really cruel." Bai Chen looked at Li Yun's unbelievable face, finally sighed, stood up, patted the dust that didn't exist on his body, Said: "Okay, you won, who made you my master now, a weak chicken is a weak chicken. By the way, as a magic weapon, I think it is necessary to make three chapters with you."

Seeing that Bai Chen was no longer curled up, Li Yun also listened to what he had to say.

"Three chapters of the contract? Tell me, if the request is reasonable, it's not impossible to agree."

"First, although I am a magic weapon for fighting, I will not cut people anymore. You can see that my blade has been sharpened. As for why I want to sharpen the knife, I have no comment. Anyway, you Just know that I don’t kill any more, and I still have to eat the meat, as long as I don’t kill it.” Bai Chen turned it into a weapon, and the blades on it were all blunt, and it looked like a bone that had been cut for 1 years. The kitchen knife is even blunt.

Li Yun was speechless, before you stopped killing, you looked like you were going to kill someone, but after thinking about it, Bai Chen was indeed deliberately avoiding himself when he discharged the discharge.

"Of course you won't let you kill people, and there's nothing supernatural about it." Li Yun shrugged and said, "But as a weapon of the God of War in the Heavenly Court, how can you protect the Heavenly Court if you can't cut people down."

"That's why I became a gatekeeper. You don't have to cut people down in Heavenly Court." Bai Chen didn't get entangled in this incident. He looked like an old man with a story, don't ask me again, and told Li Yun The curiosity in my heart is more flourishing.

"Second, don't try to ride me." Bai Chen looked at Li Yun seriously and said, "I don't know why, but you always feel like you want to ride me at any time when you are in dragon form. I don't know if it's me. illusion."

"Tsk." Li Yun didn't agree, and turned his head away. Now he hates the beast's intuition.

"Third, don't stop me when I'm picking up girls." Bai Chen's eyes burst out with a frightening light, as if what he saw was heaven, the realm of the gods, and an inviolable mysterious realm.

Looking at Bai Chen's eyes, Li Yun only thought of the word [beep] of Long Xingben.

"I can agree to this point, but first, you can't play with girls' feelings and step on N boats. Second, you can't play with girls' bodies at will and then abandon them. Third, you must use normal channels. A healthy way of communicating.”

After hearing Li Yun's agreement, Bai Chen's slightly hostile eyes instantly became much more friendly, and he patted Li Yun's shoulder and said.

"Hahaha, you really are enlightened fellows, don't worry, I agree, I am very different from those coquettish and lowly dragons, I just want to find a wife, but the world thinks we are unreliable, always think we are I'm a person who doesn't care about me, but I'm actually very reliable!"

Li Yun only knows that this dragon may be more reliable when used as a weapon, but if it is used as a human form, the devil will know whether it is true or not.

"Okay, rest for a while to be full of energy." Bai Chen stretched comfortably, put his hands on his chest, and said, "Okay, I'm going to learn about your world too, not only the aura situation, but also the world. I want to get to know the local customs and the beautiful girls, bye bye."

After speaking, Bai Chen turned into a phantom and disappeared into the forest. Before leaving, he took the Southern Metropolis Daily that one of the pilgrims carried with him, and walked while reading the newspaper.

Li Yun didn't say much, as long as this guy doesn't do bad things, he can do whatever he wants, and wait quietly for this guy to be in a state before talking.

One day passed, Bai Chen did not come back, but continued to wander outside, Li Yun also knew through the perception of the magic weapon, this guy is really understanding the customs, from words, language, newspapers, and the money that is transformed with magic Go to an Internet cafe and surf the Internet to fully understand the world.

It’s just that when this guy opened the search page, the keyword he searched for was [thighs], and when he browsed the page, he was successfully attracted by the logo of [Imperial City PK, the winner is king] that popped up suddenly, and he was addicted to it. Among them, the liver took one night.

Li Yun thinks that this product is not integrated so quickly, it's just that the place where it integrated is a bit strange.
"It's just that the learning speed is really a little faster."

"Bai Jiaolong, who has gone through countless years, has already surpassed his fighting instinct in terms of learning and integration, and he is familiar with it." The system said: "Don't look at his current appearance, in fact, he has lived since the age of conferred gods. old fellow."

At this time, outside the mountain, there was a big tree bearing fruit.
(End of this chapter)