Send a red envelope to heaven

Chapter 884 Boarding and taking off
"Hey, hey, I said Young Master Luo, you can eat nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense, what's wrong with me?"

Cheng Sheng shrugged his shoulders and pretended to be innocent, but it really looked like he had been wronged.

"you you you you."

Luo Yihan's face instantly turned into a liver-colored one, and he felt a sudden upheaval in his belly, as if thousands of troops were galloping, this was really beeping.

However, Cheng Sheng's gourd exploded, the gourd seeds were extremely small, and the speed of the explosion was very fast, and no one on the field could see what was going on.

In their eyes, it was the gourd in Cheng Sheng's hand that suddenly burst, and then Luo Yihan fell to the ground in pain, as if he was acting.

"Young Master, Young Master Luo, are you alright?"

Wang Dameng was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, but he couldn't help at all. This matter is too strange.

"You deserve it, tsk tsk, you have done too many bad things, and God will punish you."

"Yeah, I usually don't do bad things, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."

Everyone laughed loudly, looking at Luo Yihan was like looking at a pen.

"Tsk tsk, Brother Sheng is Brother Sheng, really brilliant."

Xiaotiangou laughed at the side, others didn't know what was going on, but of course he, the heavenly dog, could see it clearly.

This is clearly Brother Sheng tricked Luo Yihan.

"what."

Seeing that Luo Yihan's complexion is getting worse and worse, his stomach is still gurgling, and even emits a foul smell, it's just a bad stomach.

The corners of everyone's mouths were also twitching, and what the hell was the young master of the capital, he didn't even pay attention to his image.

"Ci'ao, the toilet, the toilet, Wang Dameng quickly take me to the toilet."

Facing everyone's strange expressions, Luo Yihan also blushed, and his abdomen felt cramped.

Diarrhea is not a disease, but it can kill you when it happens.

Immediately, Luo Yihan yelled and went to the toilet to solve his personal problems. The stench along the way attracted several people's attention.

"Oh, young master, slow down, young master, you have loose stools and didn't bring paper, I'll buy it for you."

This Wang Dameng even followed behind Luo Yihan, shouting loudly while chasing him, for fear that people all over the world would not know that Luo Yihan had diarrhea.

All of a sudden, Luo Yihan wanted to kill Wang Dameng, and he didn't think it was shameful enough, it was so fucking simple.

How did you find such a stupid bodyguard?

As for the young master of the capital, today Luo Yihan's face can be regarded as completely humiliated, it is a complete joke.

"Unjust is doomed to destruction."

Cheng Sheng shook his head and said this sentence.

Everyone also expressed their admiration one after another. It was almost time to board the plane, and the crowd dispersed, a farce ended.

It's a pity, how can the gourd seeds in Zhang Guolao's gourd be so easy to swallow?

Besides, this Luo Yihan made trouble again and again, and it was impossible for Cheng Sheng to let him go. How could this matter be so simple, just let him have diarrhea?
So three days later, the news that a young man in the capital died of dehydration spread throughout Anhui Province and became a laughing stock.

Everyone felt that this guy had bullied others and suffered retribution. This is already a later matter. Now Luo Yihan will have to endure three days of pain before going to see Lord Hades.

"Brother, are you alright?"

Cheng Sheng looked at the little four-eyed Zhao Can who was lying on the ground, and after taking Cheng Sheng's elixir, this buddy also improved a lot.

"It's okay, I'm okay, thank you very much, this Luo Yihan is too hateful."

Zhao Can thanked him again and again, and took out a delicate handkerchief from a small box to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead. It can be seen that Zhao Can's self-cultivation is also very good, and with his attire, I'm afraid he is not an ordinary person. .

"That's good."

Cheng Sheng smiled and didn't go into the details of Zhao Can's origin, we all met each other by chance, so of course he should take care of the bullying young man.

Axiom and justice may be late, but we will never forget to clock in.

There is righteousness in the world and it will last forever.

5 minute later.

"Dear passengers and friends, please note that the registration of your flight XX3494 is now open. Please go to the fourth window of area C to show your boarding pass and wait for registration. Dear passengers and friends, please pay attention..."

Such a passage came out from the loudspeaker in the lobby of Area C, repeatedly reminding passengers to board the plane.

There will be a long queue at the No. [-] window in Area C. Of course, those VIP first-class bosses will have boarded the plane early, and the people waiting in line are all economy class.

"XX3494, dog, let's go, boarding the plane right away."

Cheng Sheng glanced at the boarding pass. This XX3494 happened to be the flight to the capital, and Cheng Sheng was on this flight.

"Yes."

Xiaotiangou agreed, and followed Cheng Sheng with two leather suitcases, looking cautious at every step.

The boarding process went very smoothly, there was no one who jumped in line, perhaps because they saw Xiaotiangou, everyone knew how powerful he was, even a handsome man like Wang Dameng couldn't do anything about it.

This time, the plane was a medium-sized Boeing plane. As soon as we got on the plane, there were girls in stewardess uniforms bowing and saying hello.

After all, she is a stewardess, so of course her looks are not low. The idiot Xiao Tiangou stuck out his tongue, and stared at the young lady with his sneaky eyes.

Regarding this, Cheng Sheng was very speechless, very speechless, he hurriedly took Xiao Tiangou to find the corresponding seat and sat down, so as not to embarrass this guy.

"I'm so excited, Brother Sheng, this thing is a handjob, a handjob that can fly, gray gray gray."

Xiaotiangou jumped up and down excitedly. To be honest, he has never made a plane before. After all, all immortals can fly through the clouds, so why would they need such a thing.

But this time, Cheng Sheng attacked suddenly. If he went to the capital through the clouds and fog, he might be noticed by the people in the cultivation world in the capital, and the loss would not be worth the gain.

There is a saying in the art of war, so those who are good at making surprises are as infinite as heaven and earth, and as inexhaustible as rivers and seas.

"Come on, sit down for me, boy, why are you acting like a monkey?"

Cheng Sheng slapped his forehead, what a god, how could he be so ashamed.

However, it is estimated that Sun Wukong will react the same when he goes to fly. After all, this is a product of modern technology, and the channel of immortality is closed, so the news has been blocked a lot. Even clairvoyant eyes and ears are hard to monitor in real time.

"Yes Yes Yes."

Xiao Tianquan chuckled, and finally sat down on the seat reluctantly.

Cheng Sheng, on the other hand, fastened his seat belt and closed his eyes to rest his mind. The small TV in front of him was showing precautions and escape methods from dangerous situations. Of course, Cheng Sheng was not interested in these.

What makes Cheng Sheng a little confused now is the whereabouts of Sun Wukong. The great sage helped him in Silla City last time and went to deal with Haihuangdao. It seems to be quite effective, and the people from Haihuangdao have never appeared .

It's just that Monkey King also disappeared. I don't know if he was chasing the people from Neptune Island or what. At least no one in this human world should be the opponent of Monkey King, right?
"Passengers, please pay attention, the plane is about to take off, please put away the small table, fasten your seat belt, and straighten the back of your seat."

At this time, the young lady's voice rang from the speaker, and everyone followed suit one by one and turned off their phones.

"Let me go, let me go, brother, don't rush to put your luggage, let me go in first, ouch, this, isn't it?"

Just as Cheng Sheng closed his eyes and meditated, a voice came.

"Hey, is that you?"

Seeing the person coming, Cheng Sheng also said lightly.

(End of this chapter)