The domineering master of the beautiful president

Chapter 160 You Can't Be A Taoist Priest, Are You?
"It takes so long?? What's in your mung bean soup?" Ning Xin still couldn't help asking curiously.

"Do you know Baicaotang?" Ye Hao said suddenly.

"Of course I know, Huaxia Yanjing's Baicaotang is very famous! How can people in Yanjing not know about it! Why do you talk about this? Did you go there?" Ning Xin nodded and said.

"Today I went to Baicaotang, and there was an auction of herbs! I just bought a herb! Then I came back to make soup! I didn't expect this herb to be so powerful, but you drank it!" Ye Hao explained for a while. Fan.

Ning Xin was very surprised, nodded, and said, "No wonder I did this! You bastard, who told you to make soup indiscriminately, you almost killed me, okay?"

"Well! Yes! It's a good thing you didn't die! Otherwise, I would be miserable! I don't have much money! If you really die! I can't even afford a coffin!" Ye Hao said with a bitter face.

"Go, go! Why are you talking so shamelessly! You will die! Why do I want you to buy a coffin? You bastard is clearly cursing me on purpose, right?"

"Ahem, how can I! How could I curse you on purpose! I'm telling the truth!" Ye Hao said with a smile.

Ning Xin rolled her eyes at him and said, "I'm exhausted from waiting like this for an hour! Tell me a joke or a story!"

Ye Hao sweated profusely, since when did he fall into this profession, but he has no choice but to continue now.

He raised his voice and said: Once upon a time, three ghosts met God while shopping!They said to God that they all died badly and hoped they would go to heaven!God said helplessly that there are too many residents in heaven now, and it is already full.

But now there is still one spot!Tell me, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven.

So the first ghost started to say: I was a cleaner when I was alive, and I worked very hard, from morning till night!One day, I was cleaning the glass outside a building. It was the kind of high-altitude dangerous work hanging outside, on the 30th floor.Suddenly, my foot slipped and I stumbled and fell!I thought, it's over!dying!But the survival instinct made me grab unconsciously. Fortunately, I grabbed a balcony railing on the 13th floor.I think, there is help!So I wanted to climb up after I slowed down.

Unexpectedly, someone suddenly squeezed my hand, and I fell again!I think, now I'm really done!However, I should not die, and a tent underneath caught me. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life!I want to go down after I slow down.Unexpectedly, a refrigerator fell from it and smashed me to death!
The second ghost said: I was a clerk when I was alive.Everything is ok, I have a wife who is beautiful and has a great body but is just a bit skittish.I have a mild heart attack. One day I forgot to bring medicine to work, so I went home to get it.As soon as he entered the door, he saw his wife with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes.There must be adulterers.So I searched all over the house, the kitchen, and the toilet, but I couldn't find it.When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: adulterer, you are dead!So he shook his hand.I thought to myself, on the 13th floor, I can't see you falling to death!As a result, when I saw it, he was not dead, but was caught by the tent!I was anxious, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw the refrigerator down.Finally smashed him to death!I was so happy, I couldn't stop laughing.Unexpectedly, I laughed until I had a myocardial infarction, and I died laughing!
The third ghost said: I was a gangster before I was alive, but I didn't do any bad things!One day I went to hang out with a female friend's house, and just after I finished my work, her husband suddenly came back!I have to find a place to hide.So I looked for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator.I don't understand, how did her husband know that I was in the refrigerator, he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor, and I fell to my death with the refrigerator like this!
Ning Xin couldn't help laughing after listening to it, she thought it was very interesting to be with this guy, this guy told jokes and ghost stories were fun, but she was a little worried, it was too dangerous to live with Ye Hao If this continues, what if I accidentally fall into the trap?What if you accidentally fell in love with this man?After all, there is a saying that goes well, long time makes love.

Ning Xin shuddered at the thought of this, she shook her head in her heart, suddenly a face with a silver mask appeared in her mind, the man she missed very much and could never forget.

At this time, Ye Hao originally wanted to joke with Ning Xin, but suddenly he felt his dantian tumbling, and a large amount of spiritual energy encountered a bottleneck, and the pressure brought by the bottleneck became stronger and stronger.

"call!"

Ye Hao immediately exercised his mind to balance the spiritual pressure as much as possible. At the same time, he also hoped to break through this bottleneck. Although the pressure brought by the bottleneck was great, he knew that once he broke through the bottleneck, he would have to reach the second layer of condensed gas. Much easier.

However, this kind of pressure enveloped his whole body inside, making him start to look ugly. If this continues, it will definitely backfire.

"Ye Hao... are you okay? Why is your face like this?" Ning Xin noticed his face.

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