One way to go north

Chapter 448 Growing Old With You 9
Lu Xiangbei shook his little hand, nodded with a smile, "Okay! We don't interfere in the civil war..." At the end, he suddenly lowered his head and looked surprised, "Tongtong, why do you have blueberries on your collar?"

Tongtong panicked, and quickly touched it with his hands, "Impossible!" He wiped it clean and said...

So I broke free from my father's hand and immediately went to look in the mirror.

"No need to take pictures, Tongtong..." Lu Xiangbei's face darkened, and the words hit his son's mental activity, "Are you thinking that you have wiped it clean?"

Tongtong lowered her head, turned around, faced her father, looked at her little toes, and honestly said, "Dad...we have been playing outside for so long, I am hungry...that's why..."

But in his heart, he was extremely miserable, why couldn't he hide from his father every time he tried his little tricks?Does dad have the piercing eyes of Sun Wukong?No wonder Dad is the most powerful policeman in the world, he is so invincible, the Black Cat Sheriff and Sun Wukong, who can fight...

Hungry?No wonder!When did his little mouth stop?Since when was his belly not bulging?If you are greedy, you will be hungry!The most important thing is, steal the food and eat it, and frame Zuo Xiaopang?False accusation is false accusation, actually still shouting "catch the thief", making up and directing a scene of catching the thief?
This Tongtong... is really not an ordinary mischievous, nor is it an ordinary aura. If you teach it well, it will be enough. If you don't teach it well, it will be a big trouble...

He looked at Tongtong with a gloomy face, and didn't speak, waiting for him to continue to explain honestly.

It is said that what Tongtong is most afraid of is his father's expression and eyes. He doesn't know what his father is thinking, and he doesn't know what will happen to him. His eyes are dark, as if it is going to rain heavily. His small mouth is flattened, I was going to pretend to be pitiful, but then I realized that my father doesn’t like boys crying. The trick of pretending to be pitiful is only useful for mothers and grandparents, but it’s useless for dad. He moved his little feet, trying to get out The room goes to grandma, the cake belongs to grandma, baby Tong ate grandma's cake, grandma will definitely not scold him, grandma, help...he yelled in his heart...

A gloomy voice sounded, "Don't want to run, and don't want grandma to save you!"

Damn, he's really about to cry, how can dad be so powerful?He can guess whatever he wants...he will have no way out in the future...

He moved in front of his father step by step, and began to courteously, "Dad... I didn't want to leave... I just wanted to come to you to admit my mistake... Tong Tong was wrong... I shouldn't steal grandma's cake, I shouldn't eat it Put cream on Xiaopang's mouth to frame Brother Xiaopang, Dad, I will never do this again next time, I was really wrong...really really wrong..."

This is one of the little experiences he has accumulated. When he made a mistake in kindergarten, as long as he admits his mistake with a good attitude, the teacher will easily forgive him. Although this method may not work for Dad, what Dad said is to be frank and lenient Resist strict...

The Wanwan mother and son, who had been making a fuss, also stopped after seeing this scene.

Wanwan was so amused by Tongtong's ability that he just wanted to laugh, afraid of spoiling his brother's serious atmosphere in educating his son, he dragged Zuo Xiaopang out of the room, lay down on the stairs and burst out laughing, this Tongtong is so funny...

Zuo Xiaopang looked at his mother and shook his head, "Hmph, boy, it's my own bitch. If I did the same thing as Tongtong, I guess my ass would have bloomed by now!"

In the room, listening to Tongtong's statement, Lu Xiangbei wanted to laugh too, but being a father is really suffocating...

He was sitting upright and admonishing his son, "Okay, do you know you made a mistake? If you make a mistake, you will be punished. First of all, you have already eaten your share of cake, so you don't want to eat the rest of today's cake." Do not eat any more!"

Tongtong complained endlessly, if she had known, she wouldn't have stolen it!Just bear it!Cake is his favorite. If his grandparents don't like it, they will give it to him. Now that the emperor's father has sent a message, the emperor's grandpa and grandma will not resist the order...

He looked at his father with bitter eyes, "Dad, this is not good. Grandpa and grandma don't eat cakes. Without me, this little mouse, the cake will go bad. It's shameful to waste..."

He still wants to fight for one last chance...

Lu Xiangbei ignored him at all, and continued, "This is the first thing, and then..."

"And then..." Tongtong wanted to howl, wouldn't he not even give him food?All I cook today are his favorite dishes...

"As for the punishment for your mistake this time, you can choose by yourself. First, you can choose not to eat dinner tonight and stand in your own room as punishment; second, you can also choose to add half an hour to physical training every day for a week." He said. A multiple-choice question was given to my son.

"Is there a third?" Tongtong asked weakly.If he doesn't eat, he will die of hunger...Physical training...Then he will die even more...

"No!" A certain father's tone was already impatient.

Tongtong's head started to spin rapidly, and he remembered that last time his father gave him a multiple choice question, he could choose between not eating ice cream for a week and reciting hundreds of surnames.

At that time, he was thinking, reciting hundreds of family names is a piece of cake for him, he is such a smart baby, but not allowed to eat ice cream for a week will suffocate him...

So he chose to recite hundreds of family names without hesitation...

As a result, the black-bellied father asked him, "Do you like to recite?"

He wanted to express himself, and immediately said, "Yes, yes! I really like reciting! You can learn a lot of knowledge by reciting. Grandpa said that knowledge gives strength..." Oh my god, he only has strength after eating ice cream Well... but Dad sure would love to hear something so promising about him...

Unexpectedly, his father threw him a sentence, "Really? Then don't eat ice cream!"

All kinds of slander...

Is this for him to choose?ah?This is what grandpa said about fascism!Tyrant!Feudal!

In the end, Dad corrected him, "Also, that sentence is: knowledge is power... It's not knowledge that makes you strong, I think you only have strength after eating ice cream!"

"Er..." I continued to have nothing to say, did my father even know this?Dad is invincible...

The past flashed through his mind, and he was thinking in his heart that skipping dinner was more important than physical training. He was really willing to skip dinner. Dad’s physical training was not done by humans... He believed that if he really didn’t For dinner, his good brother Dudu will definitely save him, and will secretly hide delicious food for him in the bedroom... However, if he chooses not to eat dinner, his father will definitely turn around and let him do physical training , then, learn the lesson from last time...

He said in front of his father very obediently, "Then... let's do physical training..."

Dad still asked the same thing as before, "Do you like physical training?"

"Yeah, yeah!" He nodded his head like a pounding garlic, as if he was very happy, "Physical training can help me grow into a real man, I like it!"

He was happy in his heart. Next, Dad will definitely say, right?Then skip dinner!In this way, his goal has been achieved... He continued to grieve on his face, but in his heart he was happy for his own cleverness. He really deserves to be his father's son...

Unexpectedly, what his father said next was bad news for him...

I saw my father patted his head and said in a very approving tone, "Really? Since you like it so much, let's do physical training!"

Damn!This is a pit son!Don't bring such a cheating son!
He raised his head bitterly, and saw an evil smile flashing in his father's eyes, absolutely evil...

It's so lively downstairs...

Tongtong followed his father down with a look of unlucky face, and added half an hour of physical training a week, so he might as well beat him up, he would rather be beaten up, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain...

Hey, why are you not downstairs for a while, there are so many people?

Uh...that's Aunt Ouyang, Grandpa Ouyang and his Grandpa Lu often go fishing together, isn't she in France?Why are you back?Wow, the belly is still big, is there a baby yet?
I saw Dudu staring at Aunt Ouyang's stomach, poking it with her little finger like a silly boy...

"Aunt Ouyang! Is it a little brother or a little sister?" Dudu smiled brightly.

"Does Tongtong want her to be a little brother or a little sister?" Ouyang Yan asked while touching Dudu's head.

(End of this chapter)