I help the great sage raise children

Chapter 33 Give Gifts

Brother Scar turned a deaf ear, his whole body lying on the ground trembling.

Why do bad things make a guess.

Previously at the Haitian Hotel, it was hard to leave a good impression on Sun Feng, and he still thought that the chicken and dog would ascend to heaven in the future,

Now that this incident happened, Brother Scar no longer dared to imagine the consequences.

Five or six beams of light shone on, and everyone looked at Brother Scar with disdain.

After all, people who are optimistic about several occasions are actually scared into such a shit?

Also calling a dog Lord Dog, it must have been kicked in the head by a donkey.

"You bastard..."

The middle-aged man holding a shiny watermelon knife, his eyes were furious, and he was about to use the knife to slap Brother Scar on the face,
But he stared forward dumbfounded, and his raised right hand froze in the air.

In the fierce eyes, there was an uncontrollable panic.

I saw the heads of the little black dogs illuminated by many light beams flickered slightly in the air, and then a head popped out on each side.

A dog with three heads!
"Ow!"

Seeing Brother Scar kneeling on the ground, the little black dog opened its mouth and roared without any hesitation.
Brother Scar on the ground turned into a black light, and fell into the small mouth in the middle of the little black dog.

Now not only the soul, but also the flesh was eaten directly.

The man holding the watermelon knife stood there blankly,

Sucking one piece at a time, the whole person is swallowed.

But two palm-sized dogs swallowed a big living person alive?

This is the fucking 21st century, it's like a myth!
"Er Gouzi, come here!"

The man holding the watermelon knife looked at the man with the scar who disappeared below, and said in a low voice.

"Biao... Brother Biao, I... I dare not go up."

Behind him was a young man holding a steel pipe, his legs were trembling and he was stuttering.

The little black dog that swallowed the man with the scar did not move,
Instead, lying on the ground, the three little heads stretched out their bright red tongues to lick their hind legs.

"Get out of here, or I will kill you alive."

Brother Biao's hand holding the watermelon knife was trembling, obviously he was also extremely scared.

Although he is vicious, facing this unknown and mythical creature, he instinctively feels boundless fear.

"Biao... Brother Biao, let's go."

Under Brother Biao's long-term power, the young man moved up tremblingly, his eyes fixed on the little black dog in the distance.

I was afraid that the little black dog would swallow them all with one mouthful.

Brother Biao looked at the young man who walked in, and slashed his arm with a knife.

"Brother Biao, don't, don't chop me up and feed them to the dogs."

Blood rolled down, and the young man knelt down on the ground in fright.

The dog looked so small, obviously it had limited food intake, if a few were sacrificed, the others would naturally survive.

After all, after swallowing the man with the scar, the little black dog didn't move, and lay obediently on the ground.

"Chop your mother! Do you hurt?"

Brother Biao slapped him with a flip of his hand, and said in a low voice.

"No...it doesn't hurt!"

The young man looked frightened and nodded quickly.

This little pain is nothing, he is willing to save his life and chop off a hand.

Besides, big brother hits you, do you dare to cry out in pain?
"Does it hurt? Are we dreaming?"

The young man who kept shouting, only heard the standing brother Biao whispering, his eyes were puzzled.

Hearing this, the young man suddenly became enlightened.

After working for a long time, it turned out that he was just a test product.

Click!Click!
The few people who were terrified only heard a few noises, and then the surroundings were bright, and all the lights in the hall were turned on, instantly illuminating the surroundings thoroughly.

The panic-stricken people saw a little kid with mischievous eyes walking out from behind the little black dog on the ground.

"Little black dog, you are injured, why are you still running around?"

Sun Xiaosheng was wearing pajamas full of monkeys, and looked at the little black dog on the ground with a reproachful face.

Go over and hug it up.

Everyone, including Brother Biao, looked at the scene in horror.

But to everyone's surprise, the three-headed dog was lying in the child's arms so obediently.

Sun Xiaosheng yawned, looking at the few people standing in the hall with a puzzled look on his face.

"Little guy, what's going on?"

Sun Feng's lazy voice came from the bedroom.

"Mom, it's okay, it's the little black dog that ran out."

Sun Xiaosheng turned slightly and shouted backwards.

"Why are you in my house?"

Sun Xiaosheng turned around, held the little black dog in his left hand, and pointed to several people with his right hand and said.

"I···"

"Oh! You've stained the floor of my house, don't hurry to clean it up."

Sun Xiaosheng swept away the young man who was kneeling on the ground bleeding profusely, and blamed loudly.

Holding the little black dog, he ran over, his eyes full of anger.

"Stop the bleeding soon, you've stained the floor of the house."

Glancing at the little black dog in Sun Xiaosheng's arms, Brother Biao's eyes were burning, and he shouted at the young man kneeling on the ground.

"Oh! Yes, Brother Biao!"

Seeing the fierce look in Brother Biao's eyes, the young man's heart skipped a beat. He took off his vest, wiped the blood on the ground, and then tied up the wound on his arm.

"Little brother! Where did you buy this dog?"

Seeing that Sun Xiaosheng didn't yell, Brother Biao was overjoyed, leaned slightly, and said softly.

If a dog with three heads can be obtained, it will definitely be a big news that will cause a sensation in the world.

This is a legendary creature, and if it is put up for auction, it will cost tens of millions.

100 million, go to hell.

"Little brother? You are also worthy of being my brother. Call me Grandpa Xiaosheng."

Sun Xiaosheng, who was walking with a little black dog in his arms, pointed at Brother Biao and taught him.

Sun Xiaosheng, who was talking, yawned even more with his small mouth, and patted his mouth with a small hand from time to time.

"Grandpa Little Saint!"

Brother Biao smiled all over his face, shouted in a low voice, and even pointed his eyes back.

"Grandpa Little Saint!"

The rest of the people shouted respectfully, as if they wanted to honor Sun Xiaosheng as their ancestor.

Sun Xiaosheng, who was walking among them, was very satisfied, and glanced at them from the corner of his eye.

"By the way, why are you at my house?"

As if thinking of something, Sun Xiaosheng turned around and asked loudly.

"This... we are here to bring a gift to Grandpa Xiaosheng?"

Brother Biao's eyes lit up, and he said flickeringly.

"A gift?"

Sun Xiaosheng had doubts in his eyes, turned around, and looked at the few people happily.

Brother Biao was overjoyed, a child is a child, and he was hooked as soon as he coaxed him.

Glancing at the watermelon knife in his hand, Brother Biao pinned it to the waistband of his trousers, and touched his pockets with both hands, but there was no hair, so there was no gift.

"You guys, hurry up, take out your things."

Brother Biao turned around, pointed at the younger brothers behind him, and shouted in a low voice.

A few people searched here, searched there, and all of them were empty.

"Hey! What about the gift you are talking about?"

Seeing the actions of several people, Sun Xiaosheng's eyes were filled with warmth and anger, and his mouth pouted, he was about to get angry.

"Hey! Wait a minute, we came here in a hurry and couldn't remember where to put it."

Brother Biao glanced at the little black dog in Sun Xiaosheng's arms with a little apprehension, and said repeatedly.

"Brother Biao, can you see this?"

I saw a younger brother taking out something from his butt pocket.

Brother Biao immediately snatched it over and cheered to Sun Xiaosheng:

"Grandpa Xiaosheng, look, this is the gift we prepared for you."

Chapter 33 Blowing a Balloon
"What is this?"

Looking at the square in the hand, the outside is exquisitely packaged, and it feels like there is a circle inside, which is round and smooth.

Brother Biao slowly lowered his figure, and said respectfully to Sun Xiaosheng:
"This is the legendary balloon. It can be blown up to a very large size, and it can't be broken."

Brother Biao, who was talking, even stretched out his hands to gesture.

A pair of eyes, but it is the little black dog that has never left Sun Xiaosheng's arms.

The few people standing behind Brother Biao had suppressed smiles on their faces, with inexplicable smiles in their eyes.

"Balloon, then blow it up for me!"

Sun Xiaosheng held it in his hand, clasped his fingers together, and said joyfully to Brother Biao.

"Forehead···"

Brother Biao, who looked enthusiastic, suddenly froze, and his expression changed drastically. It was really exciting.

The few people behind looked at each other, and their faces were also stunned.

This kid is not easy to fool!
"What? You won't be lying to your Grandpa Xiaosheng, are you?"

Sun Xiaosheng patted the little black dog in his arms lightly, and the little black dog also turned three heads in cooperation, looking at him lightly.

"How could it be? Er Gouzi, come here."

Brother Biao smiled awkwardly, turned around and shouted back.

"Biao... Brother Biao, you see, I'm already like this, and I can't exert myself!"

The young man hugged his arm wrapped around his vest, with a mournful expression on his face.

The body is bowed, looking miserable.

The faces of the rest of the people who were relieved all sank, feeling bad in their hearts.

Durex is so thick, most people really can't blow it up.

Brother Biao also felt very sorry, and just slashed him.

Then he pointed to a young man who was clearly standing in the corner, and said in a low voice, "You! You took the gift, so you can blow it."

"I···"

The young man's face is full of pig liver, Durex's stuff, how can he blow it with his mouth.

Seeing the young man retreating, Brother Biao patted the watermelon knife behind him.

A look of fear flashed across the young man's eyes, and he took Durex from Sun Xiaosheng's hand with a livid face.

You still have to eat the bad fruits you planted.

He tore open the packaging bag very skillfully, and he didn't know how many times he had done this.

But before, he could not wait every time, and his blood boiled in his heart, but now he felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a stool.

"Oh! This is the Durex balloon. Why does it look sticky? Blow me a big, big balloon."

Sun Xiaosheng walked over with the little black dog in his arms, looked at him with big eyes and said.

Touching the greasy condom, the young man looked at Brother Biao with a mournful face.

"What are you looking at, hurry up and blow it to Grandpa Xiaosheng."

Brother Biao stared at him, and said in a low voice.

The young man sniffed lightly, picked up the condom and put it near his mouth, a familiar smell came to his nostrils.

The strange smell made the young man look like a pig.

The curious eyes of the people behind him looked at the young man quietly.

Condoms are so tough that most people can't blow them up.

The young man took a deep breath, then closed his eyes, like a martyr who died generously.

call!
There was a heavy blowing sound, and the huddled condom stretched out with a "crash".

The young man tried his best, his face turned red, and the condom was only about twenty centimeters long, so it was no big deal.

"Brother Biao, this... can't blow it up."

The young man had a bitter face and looked at Brother Biao with embarrassment.

"Blow it! Blow it for me quickly, if you can't blow it up, I'll cut you alive."

Brother Biao glanced at Sun Xiaosheng lightly, and said fiercely to the young man.

The young man felt extremely regretful, what was wrong with him, he took out a Durex.

Arched, the young man held his breath, inhaling and exhaling.

Pfft!

Seeing the movements of his companions, the people behind him covered their mouths and laughed lightly.

"What are you laughing at? You come!"

Brother Biao's face was furious, this is a matter of tens of millions, he pointed at the young man who laughed the most, and said in a low voice.

"what?"

The young man had yellow hair, his expression froze, and he pointed at himself in astonishment.

"It's you, come here!"

Brother Biao looked impatient and urged him repeatedly.

"Biao... Brother Biao!"

I laughed happily just now, but I didn't expect to become myself after a while.

Facing Brother Biao's stern look, Huang Mao didn't dare to resist at all.

He took the condom from his companion with a look of pig liver, looking at the mixture of saliva and inexplicable things, Huang Mao felt nauseated.

"Go to your mother's trash, blow it up for me!"

Seeing the impatience on Sun Xiaosheng's face, Brother Biao kicked the young man flying away, and shouted at Huang Mao.

Helpless, Huang Mao wiped the sleeve of the condom with his sleeve, took a deep breath, and blew it out suddenly.

Whoosh!

The condom screamed, and was actually blown up by the young man.

Brother Biao was overjoyed, and his face was filled with anticipation.

Cuckoo!
I was overjoyed in my heart, when Huang Maochang took such a breath, the condom that was blown up suddenly deflated.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The inexplicable synovial fluid in the condom poured into Huangmao's mouth with a little saliva.

"Bah bah bah!"

Huang Mao's face was full of nausea, and he was spitting.

"You dirty my floor!"

Sun Xiaosheng, who was full of anticipation, couldn't help being furious when he saw that the balloon didn't blow up and the ground was covered with saliva.

"waste!"

Looking at Brother Scar who was full of anger, Huang Mao immediately squatted down and wiped the drool on the ground with his sleeve.

"what…"

Sun Xiaosheng yawned heavily, and said slightly dissatisfied:

"Can you do it? If you lie to me, I have to ask the little black dog to clean up you."

Seeing the little black dog growling softly in Sun Xiaosheng's arms, the expressions of several people in the field changed, and their eyes were all terrified.

Brother Biao's face changed drastically, he was afraid of the little black dog, and even wanted to abduct the little black dog.

"Come here, whoever blows it up, I will give you one hundred thousand."

Under the heavy reward, there must be a brave man. This young man's face is excited, even the yellow-haired man with a condom is also excited.

Unfortunately, the result of the matter was beyond Brother Biao's expectation. Although it was all blown up, it quickly deflated again.

"A bunch of trash who know how to play with women every day. Their lung capacity is so poor that they can't even blow on a condom."

Brother Biao looked furious, grabbed a glove from a young man, and wiped it vigorously on his body.

snort!
With an angry snort, Brother Biao blew away violently, his whole face flushed red,

The condom was already as big as a washbasin, just about to pinch it, there was a squeak, and it lost its breath again.

Several times in a row, each time when I was about to succeed, I calmed down.

"Fuck! What the hell are you, why are you so hard to blow!"

"Biaoge! This is Durex's long-lasting type!"

The young man shrank his head and said in a low voice.

"Nima!"

Brother Biao's face was furious, no wonder it was obviously thicker than the one he used just now.

"Little guy, what are you doing, why is it so noisy outside?"

Sun Feng's doubtful voice came from the bedroom, and finally he yawned heavily.

"Mom! Some fools gave me balloons, but they couldn't blow them up!"

Sun Xiaosheng hugged the little black dog and shouted towards the bedroom.

"Give balloons?"

Sun Feng, who was lying on the bed in a daze, got a jolt in his head and turned over.

Brother Biao's face was gloomy, and he glanced at Sun Xiaosheng in front of him with an inexplicable expression.

(End of this chapter)