I help the great sage raise children
Chapter 536 Who pees far
Chapter 536 Who pees far
"Mom! Don't worry! We're going to Europe soon, it's okay, take the time to play with Xiaosheng when you have time."
Sun Feng stood on the armor of the ship with his mobile phone in his hand, with a promise on his face.
Originally it was agreed to return to Zhonghai early, but Jian Xi, who was far away in Zhonghai, was naturally worried after practicing in the sea for so long.
In addition, Sun Feng was practicing, and his mobile phone was thrown in the package, so there was no signal at all.
Fortunately, Sun Xiaosheng has a mobile phone, otherwise they would have to worry to death.
Although they knew that Sun Feng and the others were powerful, they only made a big fuss in America some time ago.
With their cognition, it is impossible for one person to fight against one country.
"What did grandma say?"
Sun Xiaosheng sat on the edge of the boat, his eyes full of curiosity.
Sitting on the boat these days, eating those things every day made him tired of eating.
He didn't want to go back so early now, he would naturally have to eat and drink enough when he landed.
"You can play whatever you want!"
Sun Feng pinched his little face and said cheerfully.
"Great! Oops! Don't pinch my face."
Sun Xiaosheng angrily knocked off Sun Feng's palm, and looked into the distance with a happy face.
"It's great, I can finally change the taste."
The little black dog standing on the side also had joy in his eyes.
The passengers in the ship huddled together in the distance, all of them were in high spirits.
Many people looked at Sun Feng and the others standing at the bow with respect in their eyes, but they did not dare to step forward.
After Sun Feng came back that day, the ship did not go to Bermuda Islands, but went directly to Europe.
Although Sun Feng killed many people, he would not care about these ordinary people as long as they don't make fun of themselves.
It is still easy for Sun Xiaosheng to go into the sea to catch a few big fish occasionally.
There were cooks on board, so they couldn't starve to death.
"Papa! Where is that island?"
Sun Xiaosheng looked at the coast that was getting closer and closer in the distance, and asked curiously.
"It seems to be called Ireland."
"Ireland? What a strange name, and the peanut stew before, why are the names of the countries here so weird?"
Sun Xiaosheng tilted his head with curiosity on his face.
"Because they are strange people, their names are also strange."
Sun Feng was stunned, and replied casually.
"That's right, they all look weird."
Unexpectedly, Sun Xiaosheng next to him nodded his head with such an expression on his face.
"I hope this strange place can have delicious food."
Listening to Sun Xiaosheng's muttering beside him, Sun Feng also had a look of anticipation in his eyes.
Although after breaking into the sea of divines, he could have fasted the valley long ago,
But it is also a good enjoyment to experience the food from all over the world.
Starting from Asia, entering the Pacific Ocean, reaching the Americas, and finally crossing the Atlantic Ocean, coming to Europe, and returning to China, it really circled the earth.
The sun was setting slowly, and on the coast in the distance, lights were already twinkling.
As soon as the boat docked, Sun Xiaosheng ran down excitedly.
Standing on the road outside the port, he looked at Sun Feng happily.
The architecture in Europe is obviously different from that in Asia and America. Even Sun Feng, who followed him, was impressed.
"Papa! What should we eat deliciously?"
Standing on the street, Sun Xiaosheng looked at the metropolis surrounded by neon lights, with a little eagerness in his eyes.
"Go! Come with me!"
Sun Feng glanced casually, then walked in one direction.
It was also his first time in Europe, so he definitely didn't know where to find delicious food, but he would be able to find out if he just asked a local.
····
"Wow! Papa! This wine is really delicious!"
Sun Xiaosheng held a handle of whiskey with a satisfied expression on his face.
He has drank countless alcoholic beverages now. Basically, he has drunk a lot of wine from various countries, which can make him cheer up, but there are quite a few.
The little black dog held a bottle in its mouth, and drank with its head up.
Sun Feng who was sitting was also intoxicated.
Although I have drunk a lot of whiskey in China, there is no such thing as pure Irish.
Sun Feng also likes Baileys, the crown of single-taste liqueurs.
Sure enough, there are some things that can only taste the purest in the place of origin.
Even Huo Wu, who had been standing on his shoulders, drank a lot, and now he was still standing on the table, drinking with relish.
Huo Wu is a very picky guy, making it like it is enough to show how extraordinary this sweet wine is.
The night markets in foreign countries are actually similar to those in China, only the food is different.
From the afterglow of the setting sun to the neon lights all over the street,
Sun Feng and the others walked out slowly with their swollen belly,
This time, even Sun Feng was not spared.
"Wait! Let me pee!"
Sun Xiaosheng, who had drunk too much, swept around and walked to the edge of the grass.
"I want it too! I want it too!"
The little black dog following behind also quickly followed.
Sun Feng, who shook his head, heard the sound of two groups of rushing water, and suddenly felt a little bit pee.
He glanced around and found no one, so he planned to relax.
"Papa! How about we compare who pees farther?"
Seeing that Sun Feng also came to pee together, Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help suggesting.
"Come here, whoever is afraid!"
Sun Feng raised his head slightly, and in an instant he was three meters away.
"I'm coming too!"
The little black dog standing in the middle was on one side, facing the sky.
"Haha... I'm still amazing!"
Regardless of the little black dog's small stature, he surpassed Sun Feng in just one shot, almost five meters tall.
Sun Xiaosheng also straightened his stomach, and immediately caught up with the little black dog.
Seeing that these two guys had surpassed him, Sun Feng couldn't help but look depressed.
Sun Feng, who was standing, hummed heavily. The air was transported to his dantian, and the liquid thrown in the air suddenly became farther and farther away, and caught up with the two of them in a while.
"Ah? Look how amazing I am!"
Realizing that he was overtaken by Sun Feng in an instant, Sun Xiaosheng yelled, gritted his teeth, and his little face was tense.
Three white waterlines are chasing each other on the grass in front of you.
"My God, it's raining!"
“The rain is still hot!”
When Sun Xiaosheng and the others were competing, suddenly two exclamations came from the grass in front of them.
Immediately, under Sun Feng's astonished gaze, two disheveled figures stood up.
Whoa!
The few people who were in a daze all rushed on the two of them, splashing water.
"Papa! What are they doing?"
Sun Xiaosheng stretched out his right hand, pointing at the strange eyes of the two.
"It's okay! Let's go!"
Sun Feng trembled all over, and said without looking back.
"Ooh!"
Seeing that he pissed on people, Sun Xiaosheng couldn't talk about the competition.
Putting on his pants, he followed behind Sun Feng.
"Fuck!"
Looking at Sun Feng and the others who left calmly, the man standing in the grass looked furious.
The Caucasian woman standing next to her looked at the distance where Sun Feng was urinating, her eyes brightened.
He didn't care about the urine sprinkled on his body, and his eyes looked at Sun Feng's back from afar.
"Shit, where are you looking?"
The man with an angry face glanced at the eyes of his female companion, and couldn't help but get furious.
Regardless of the liquid on his body, he pushed her directly.
Looking at Sun Feng's leaving eyes, there was a trace of resentment in his eyes.
(End of this chapter)
"Mom! Don't worry! We're going to Europe soon, it's okay, take the time to play with Xiaosheng when you have time."
Sun Feng stood on the armor of the ship with his mobile phone in his hand, with a promise on his face.
Originally it was agreed to return to Zhonghai early, but Jian Xi, who was far away in Zhonghai, was naturally worried after practicing in the sea for so long.
In addition, Sun Feng was practicing, and his mobile phone was thrown in the package, so there was no signal at all.
Fortunately, Sun Xiaosheng has a mobile phone, otherwise they would have to worry to death.
Although they knew that Sun Feng and the others were powerful, they only made a big fuss in America some time ago.
With their cognition, it is impossible for one person to fight against one country.
"What did grandma say?"
Sun Xiaosheng sat on the edge of the boat, his eyes full of curiosity.
Sitting on the boat these days, eating those things every day made him tired of eating.
He didn't want to go back so early now, he would naturally have to eat and drink enough when he landed.
"You can play whatever you want!"
Sun Feng pinched his little face and said cheerfully.
"Great! Oops! Don't pinch my face."
Sun Xiaosheng angrily knocked off Sun Feng's palm, and looked into the distance with a happy face.
"It's great, I can finally change the taste."
The little black dog standing on the side also had joy in his eyes.
The passengers in the ship huddled together in the distance, all of them were in high spirits.
Many people looked at Sun Feng and the others standing at the bow with respect in their eyes, but they did not dare to step forward.
After Sun Feng came back that day, the ship did not go to Bermuda Islands, but went directly to Europe.
Although Sun Feng killed many people, he would not care about these ordinary people as long as they don't make fun of themselves.
It is still easy for Sun Xiaosheng to go into the sea to catch a few big fish occasionally.
There were cooks on board, so they couldn't starve to death.
"Papa! Where is that island?"
Sun Xiaosheng looked at the coast that was getting closer and closer in the distance, and asked curiously.
"It seems to be called Ireland."
"Ireland? What a strange name, and the peanut stew before, why are the names of the countries here so weird?"
Sun Xiaosheng tilted his head with curiosity on his face.
"Because they are strange people, their names are also strange."
Sun Feng was stunned, and replied casually.
"That's right, they all look weird."
Unexpectedly, Sun Xiaosheng next to him nodded his head with such an expression on his face.
"I hope this strange place can have delicious food."
Listening to Sun Xiaosheng's muttering beside him, Sun Feng also had a look of anticipation in his eyes.
Although after breaking into the sea of divines, he could have fasted the valley long ago,
But it is also a good enjoyment to experience the food from all over the world.
Starting from Asia, entering the Pacific Ocean, reaching the Americas, and finally crossing the Atlantic Ocean, coming to Europe, and returning to China, it really circled the earth.
The sun was setting slowly, and on the coast in the distance, lights were already twinkling.
As soon as the boat docked, Sun Xiaosheng ran down excitedly.
Standing on the road outside the port, he looked at Sun Feng happily.
The architecture in Europe is obviously different from that in Asia and America. Even Sun Feng, who followed him, was impressed.
"Papa! What should we eat deliciously?"
Standing on the street, Sun Xiaosheng looked at the metropolis surrounded by neon lights, with a little eagerness in his eyes.
"Go! Come with me!"
Sun Feng glanced casually, then walked in one direction.
It was also his first time in Europe, so he definitely didn't know where to find delicious food, but he would be able to find out if he just asked a local.
····
"Wow! Papa! This wine is really delicious!"
Sun Xiaosheng held a handle of whiskey with a satisfied expression on his face.
He has drank countless alcoholic beverages now. Basically, he has drunk a lot of wine from various countries, which can make him cheer up, but there are quite a few.
The little black dog held a bottle in its mouth, and drank with its head up.
Sun Feng who was sitting was also intoxicated.
Although I have drunk a lot of whiskey in China, there is no such thing as pure Irish.
Sun Feng also likes Baileys, the crown of single-taste liqueurs.
Sure enough, there are some things that can only taste the purest in the place of origin.
Even Huo Wu, who had been standing on his shoulders, drank a lot, and now he was still standing on the table, drinking with relish.
Huo Wu is a very picky guy, making it like it is enough to show how extraordinary this sweet wine is.
The night markets in foreign countries are actually similar to those in China, only the food is different.
From the afterglow of the setting sun to the neon lights all over the street,
Sun Feng and the others walked out slowly with their swollen belly,
This time, even Sun Feng was not spared.
"Wait! Let me pee!"
Sun Xiaosheng, who had drunk too much, swept around and walked to the edge of the grass.
"I want it too! I want it too!"
The little black dog following behind also quickly followed.
Sun Feng, who shook his head, heard the sound of two groups of rushing water, and suddenly felt a little bit pee.
He glanced around and found no one, so he planned to relax.
"Papa! How about we compare who pees farther?"
Seeing that Sun Feng also came to pee together, Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help suggesting.
"Come here, whoever is afraid!"
Sun Feng raised his head slightly, and in an instant he was three meters away.
"I'm coming too!"
The little black dog standing in the middle was on one side, facing the sky.
"Haha... I'm still amazing!"
Regardless of the little black dog's small stature, he surpassed Sun Feng in just one shot, almost five meters tall.
Sun Xiaosheng also straightened his stomach, and immediately caught up with the little black dog.
Seeing that these two guys had surpassed him, Sun Feng couldn't help but look depressed.
Sun Feng, who was standing, hummed heavily. The air was transported to his dantian, and the liquid thrown in the air suddenly became farther and farther away, and caught up with the two of them in a while.
"Ah? Look how amazing I am!"
Realizing that he was overtaken by Sun Feng in an instant, Sun Xiaosheng yelled, gritted his teeth, and his little face was tense.
Three white waterlines are chasing each other on the grass in front of you.
"My God, it's raining!"
“The rain is still hot!”
When Sun Xiaosheng and the others were competing, suddenly two exclamations came from the grass in front of them.
Immediately, under Sun Feng's astonished gaze, two disheveled figures stood up.
Whoa!
The few people who were in a daze all rushed on the two of them, splashing water.
"Papa! What are they doing?"
Sun Xiaosheng stretched out his right hand, pointing at the strange eyes of the two.
"It's okay! Let's go!"
Sun Feng trembled all over, and said without looking back.
"Ooh!"
Seeing that he pissed on people, Sun Xiaosheng couldn't talk about the competition.
Putting on his pants, he followed behind Sun Feng.
"Fuck!"
Looking at Sun Feng and the others who left calmly, the man standing in the grass looked furious.
The Caucasian woman standing next to her looked at the distance where Sun Feng was urinating, her eyes brightened.
He didn't care about the urine sprinkled on his body, and his eyes looked at Sun Feng's back from afar.
"Shit, where are you looking?"
The man with an angry face glanced at the eyes of his female companion, and couldn't help but get furious.
Regardless of the liquid on his body, he pushed her directly.
Looking at Sun Feng's leaving eyes, there was a trace of resentment in his eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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