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Chapter 101 Stupid System
My name is Huo Qilin, I am male, and I like female. Bah, bah, bah!
Slip of the tongue, believe me, it really is a slip of the tongue!

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My name is Huo Qilin, I am male, I like to be a geek.

My personality is a bit irritable and easy to get angry. Whenever I get angry, I can't control how much I remember.

I eat people, set fires, rebel and don't listen to my parents, but I know I'm a good baby.

Really, I am only 860 years old this year, and I am still a baby.

Because of the need to protect the dragon veins, I live in a place called Lingyun Grotto.

There are few people in that corner. After I killed one, trampled to death five, and sat to death an unknown number of humans who came to peek at the dragon's veins, even less people came to visit my house on weekdays.

As a divine beast, I am powerful, have a luxurious house, guard the property passed down by the Yellow Emperor, and can be called a rich country.

On top of that, I have a lot of nice things in my house that other people can only dream of.

People in the martial arts world eat a blood bodhi that can improve their skills for ten years. It grows from my blood dripping on the ground. I walk by the blood bodhi every day and I don't even bother to look at it. .

Wu Wudi, who once beat Di Shitian who thought he was invincible after drinking the blood of a certain auspicious beast phoenix as famous as me, has left his strongest inheritance in my family-the top ten martial arts.

These are not the main point. I still have dragon veins in my house, which affect the luck of China, and I have Xuanyuan Sword, which guards the mainland of China.

I also have a good friend. From the beginning of my memory, I have never met my parents. The first person I saw was my friend.

He would visit me every few decades, tell me many things, and tell me that I must take good care of my home and not allow anyone to steal things.

By the way, I forgot to mention his name, his name is Xiao Sanxiao, a fool outside named him No.12 Panic.

It's ridiculous, I don't even know my friend's name, I can only call him 'he', and I am ashamed to post my friend's information.

When I learned about this, I laughed for three years.

Well, please forgive me for my low point of laughter as a house beast.

Because I have to watch the house, I am afraid that the real estate at home will be stolen, so I seldom go out.

Over time, I developed a temperament that I like nerds.

Of course, I think the bigger reason is that I am only 860 years old this year, and I am still a baby.

I have three dreams in my life.

First, the sleepless nights, the endless daydreams, the endless food—forgive me for being a little greedy, the first grievance can actually be divided into three.

But the second and third grievances are definitely separate grievances.

Second, the old turtle always said that I was too young, still a baby, so I couldn't beat him.

I also admit that I really can't beat him, so I want to grow up quickly and become stronger, so powerful that I can hang that old turtle to beat him.

Well, hanging that old tortoise is second, the most important thing is, I was still a baby, and I was tender and afraid of pain, so I became more powerful, no one can hit me, and it won't hurt.

By the way, are you wondering why I called my friend Old Turtle?
Let me secretly tell you a little secret, my friend is really an old turtle!

Of course, I also know that the second wish is difficult to realize in a short time, so I put all my energy on the first wish.

As for the third wish - the dream of having a fire unicorn girl to accompany me to live in Lingyun Grotto, let's not mention it.

The old turtle said that the four of us are the only ones in this world.

Even though I am a baby Qilin, I was born in this world only because my mother was seriously injured and died.

By the way, there are not four of them now. The Frost Phoenix, which I was born with, was killed by an insidious villain named Xu Fu 1000 years ago.

It deserves it, who told her to snatch my blood bodhi to eat, otherwise how could she be killed!

Although I have a lot of thoughts in my heart, as a baby, I enjoy the comfortable life now.

If possible, I would like to stay in my luxury villa every day, so I don't have to go out.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that my house would be flooded once every few decades, I could really not go out once in thousands of years.

But, just today, I know that from now on, my good days-may be coming to an end.

Just today, there was another flood below, and my home was flooded again.

Helpless, I can only run out.

However, just as I was stepping forward and running out leisurely, a voice appeared in my consciousness.

Later, this baby analyzed it with his own clever wisdom, and came to a conclusion—a guy called a system lives in my body.

This is really scary!I'm still a baby, I'm still a child!How can you be so cruel!

However, you would never have imagined that the system did even more cruel things to me.

He actually asked me to complete a task called "Self-Cultivation of Divine Beasts".

God!This is simply too scary!

From now on, will my great beast, Fire Qilin, live a life where I can no longer defecate anywhere?
It's just that besides not being able to defecate anywhere, what kind of freedom I will lose is still unknown.

So, I'm going to make some tests and try what the system won't let me do.

hum!

Stupid system, under the command of the great fire unicorn, your schemes are destined to be a paper tiger.

As long as I figure out what you don't want me to do, apart from those, what else can you restrict me?

Without your restrictions, Uncle Fire Qilin is a hero again!
As for what the system said, I will be punished for any violations before completing the cultivation task of "The Self-Cultivation of the Divine Beast".

hum!

Stupid system, do you think I, Huo Qilin, will be afraid of your mother?

Isn't the so-called punishment just the feeling of tingling and pain, twitching and foaming at the mouth?
Let me tell you, I, Uncle Huo Qilin, will never succumb to your majesty.

hum!

After I have perfectly completed the cultivation task of "Self-Cultivation of Divine Beasts", what can your punishment do to me?
That's right!

I, Uncle Huo Qilin, have decided that I want to fight against that stupid system—this word was taught to me by the old tortoise, and I think this word is very appropriate to use here.

I just need to pretend to cooperate with that stupid system and complete this task of "Self-Cultivation of Divine Beasts".

hum!

Stupid system, when the task is completed, I, Uncle Huo Qilin, will be another hero!
Driven by the first-level thunder and lightning punishment, Huo Qilin secretly planned the feasibility of cooperating with the system, but his body consciously flushed the toilet as taught by the projection in front of him.

As everyone knows, its inner monologue was completely seen by the system master called "stupid system" in its eyes.

so.
Stupid host, are you ready for the system's 'care'?

ps: The third update, please recommend tickets!
In addition, in response to readers on a certain artifact: Regarding the suspension of updates on the software you mentioned, it has nothing to do with me. I have been serializing and have never stopped updating, so please don't come here to scold me.

As for the fact that some people scolded me for charging for that software, it has nothing to do with me. Looking directly at the pirated source, the developer really won't give me a dime.

Of course, "I" should not be used here, but "we" and "we" should be used to refer to all authors who insist on writing books every day to support their families.

　From the perspective of Huo Qilin's self-report, it responds to the reasons why readers choose Huo Qilin as the host.

　　It would take two or three chapters to write out some related topics one by one, so I changed the format and brought them all out in the self-report of Fire Qilin.

　　Personally, I feel that the writing is fairly fluent. After reading it once, I don't find it boring anyway, and I can read it from beginning to end.

　　However, thinking that there will always be a few readers who jump out to say another chapter of water in each chapter, I suddenly want to ask here, what is water?
　　Personally, I feel that a chapter of a novel does not depend on how many main lines he explains in one chapter, nor does it depend on its writing style or content.

　　The purpose of reading novels is for relaxation and entertainment. When you click on a chapter of the novel, you will see it from the beginning to the end. There is no feeling that it is difficult to swallow, and there is no impulse to turn it off after reading a few sentences, or even take a breath. From the beginning to the end, until the end, after a flip, I subconsciously sighed——It’s gone so soon?
　　I personally think that a chapter that makes people interested in reading a chapter is considered a success.

　　What do you guys think?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)