Host please stay
Chapter 169 mmp!I might be a fake host
Chapter 169 mmp!I might be a fake host
Just when Su Luo was considering whether to give some special rewards to such a moral and educated host as himself.
The leaves on the small tree swayed for a while, and a white figure jumped out of the canopy at a speed barely visible to the naked eye, heading straight for Zhou Zhou's handsome face.
Looking at that posture, there was a kind of momentum that would not give up until Zhou Yixian's face was scratched.
However, this momentum stopped abruptly when it was less than one meter away from Zhou Yixian.
then
After stopping for an instant, the white figure returned to the canopy at a faster speed than when it came, and along the way, the small figure pressed the trembling leaves one by one, making the leaves stop trembling.
It was as if it had never burst out of the tree crown.
That feeling, as if a certain little Mengxin kicked open the door and stood up for me with a loud shout.
As a result, when he looked up, the room was full of bosses, and Xiao Mengxin nodded and bowed out of the room, as if helping to close the door along the way.
awkward!
Embarrassingly capitalized!
Zhou Xian: "."
Does that make him a fool?
Do you think that by destroying the corpse and eliminating the traces, I will not discover your crime scene?
I have eyeballs, but I just watched you jump out and run back.
Thinking in his heart, Immortal Zhou, who had already reached the peak of Foundation Establishment and had half stepped into the Golden Core Realm, stretched out his hand, and with a few 'squeaks' sounds, Immortal Zhou grabbed a snow-white little squirrel in his hand.
"Huh? A little fierce Xu!"
Looking at the little guy caught in Zhou Yixian's hands, Xiaohuan's eyes burst out brighter than when he saw the candied haws.
Judging from Zhou Yixian's experience in raising his granddaughter for two and a half years, except for seeing more than two candied haws, his granddaughter never seemed to show such surprise.
"Well, a little squirrel, do you like it?"
Seeing his granddaughter seeing the little squirrel and seeing the candied haws reciprocating kisses, Zhou Yixian gave up the idea of teaching the little squirrel who dared to attack him a lesson, looked down at his granddaughter and asked.
"I like it! Little Fierce Xu!"
Zhou Xiaohuan stretched out her chubby little hands, trying to hold the little squirrel in her arms.
Under Zhou Zhouxian's despicable power, the little squirrel, who is not as skilled as a human being, dared not speak out, and could only endure the ravages of Zhou Xiaohuan's devil's grasp.
At the same time, it was also constantly thinking about it. In just three months, it unexpectedly twice attacked someone it couldn't beat, and even became a prisoner twice.
I hope this person will let me go with the same kindness as the person last time.
In just three months, it was captured twice. There is definitely something wrong with the feng shui of this tree.
After gaining freedom this time, I must move, and I will no longer be able to live on this tree.
As soon as a flag was set in his heart, the little squirrel heard Zhou Xian's voice ringing in his ears.
"Okay, if you like it, let Xiaohuan keep this little squirrel as a pet!"
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaohuan raised his head to look at his grandfather, and saw his grandfather smiled and nodded to show that you heard correctly.
"Hey!" Little Loli kissed Grandpa on the face, and hugged the little squirrel tightly with her two little hands, as if she was afraid that the little squirrel would run away if she let go.
"Thank you grandpa!"
"Xiao Jixu, you will be Xiaohuan's friend from now on, you have to be good!"
Little Squirrel: "." Mmp, from beginning to end, have you asked Ben Squirrel for his opinion?
Is there any animal rights left?
Do not follow!
This squirrel will not obey him!
Don't be a pet!
Resentment from Xiaojixu +1+1
After harvesting the pet Xiao Jixu, Zhou Xiaohuan was very happy for a whole day, and he didn't have the consciousness of living in the wilderness with his grandfather.
However, Zhou Xiaohuan was happy, but Zhou Xian was not in such a good mood.
Because, after being misused by his granddaughter with the Thousand Miles Escape Talisman, he couldn't figure out his current exact position at all.
In addition, this escape went directly into the deep mountains, which made it even more difficult to identify the location.
Therefore, Zhou Yixian found himself lost very bitterly!
That's right, Zhou Shenxian, who has been wandering the rivers and lakes for more than ten years and abducted him to the end of the world, lost his way in the wilderness for the first time.
It's not that he didn't think about flying directly to the outside of the valley to re-orientate.
In fact, Zhou Yixian had tried this method a long time ago. After all, his Zhou Shengun had already reached the peak of foundation building, and he was no longer an old liar who could only deceive and pretend.
just
It wasn't until the first time he tried imperial things that Zhou Yixian found out that
It's really not an ordinary difficulty to fly if no one teaches things like royal objects.
At least, after he failed to fly 50 meters off the ground after falling eleven times in a row, he completely gave up today's plan to fly out of the valley using the imperial object.
In his own words, he would only fall a few times, but the problem is that he still has a little granddaughter with him.
The little granddaughter is still holding a little fierce promise!
So, the grandfather and grandson wandered around the valley for a day until night fell, but they failed to get out of the valley.
Zhou Yixian, who was not going to use the talisman to teleport blindly until he knew where he was, finally accepted his fate.
He found a large tree that was hundreds of years old and dug out a tree hole. Before nightfall, Zhou Yixian managed to make a place for the two to live temporarily.
After finishing the house, Zhou Yixian picked up his little granddaughter and prepared to go hunting and get something to eat.
After all, they didn't have their own dry food in the wilderness.
However, just as Zhou Xiaoxian picked up Zhou Xiaohuan and hadn't walked out of the tree hole, the system's notification sounded again in the sea of consciousness.
"It is detected that the host is living in the wilderness, and the system starts survival mode."
"It is detected that the host has arrived at dinner time, and the host is now provided with the following food for dinner:
Stewed mei fish, mapo tofu, crispy roast duck, saliva chicken, Buddha jumps over the wall, fish-flavored lotus leaf rice, white fungus and lotus seed soup, nuts.
Please host to choose. "
Zhou Yixian was stunned by the notification sound of the system.
Survival mode?Serving dinner?Does the system have such benefits?
After being slightly taken aback, Zhou Yixian felt a little familiar looking at the food provided by the system.
Lowering his head, looking at Zhou Xiaohuan who was still teasing Xiao Jixu, Zhou Yixian asked with a smile, "Granddaughter, it's time for dinner. What do you want to eat tonight?"
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaohuan raised his head to look at his grandfather, tilted his head, and looked like he was thinking.
Zhou Yixian was watching his granddaughter tilting her head thinking with great interest, and the little granddaughter's voice sounded in her ear.
"Xiaohuan wants to eat stewed mei fish, mapo tofu, crispy roast duck, slobbering chicken, Buddha jumps over the wall, the staple food wants Yuxiang lotus leaf rice, porridge wants white fungus and lotus seed porridge."
Zhou Yixian: "." Why, what my granddaughter wants to eat is provided by the system?
If it wasn't for the fact that there was another nut that my granddaughter didn't mention, I really wondered if the system's dinner was specially prepared for my granddaughter.
As soon as this idea came up, there was a sound of 'squeaking'. Zhou Yixian looked down and saw the little fierce Xu Zheng in his granddaughter's arms gesticulating with his teeth and claws.
"Oh, I forgot about Little Jixu. Grandpa, I need to add some nuts to Little Jixu. Grandpa taught Xiaohuan. Little Jixu loves nuts, right?"
Zhou Xian: "."
Looking at his little granddaughter's innocence and big innocent eyes, Zhou Yixian only felt as if there were a hundred thousand water unicorns galloping in his heart.
Good heart plug.
Really!
Whose system is this?Why is my family's system and the prepared dinner all my granddaughter wants to eat?
Could it be that the system has already seen through the attributes of the god who favors his granddaughter as a madman?
mmp, I might be a fake host!
Cursing in his heart, under the gaze of Xiaohuan's shining eyes, Zhou Yixian conjured up all the things his granddaughter wanted to eat one by one.
"How is it? Is grandpa very powerful?"
Looking at his granddaughter's adoring gaze, Zhou Yixian felt his heart, which had been severely pierced by the system, come alive again.
At this time, no matter how hard the system stabs me a few times, I won't feel the pain anymore.
Listening to Zhou Xian's words, Zhou Xiaohuan nodded cutely.
"Mmm! Mmm! Grandpa is so tired!"
After being praised by his granddaughter, Zhou Yixian smiled contentedly.
then
"That is, after eating, it would be nice to have some fruit.
Xiaohuan wants to eat big watermelon, peach paper, and Tang Fulu! "
Zhou Xian: "."
Looking at his granddaughter, Zhou Yixian opened his mouth, but didn't have the heart to say no.
Granddaughter, you really think of grandpa as a fairy, will it change?
These are free dinners provided by other systems. You think the system belongs to your family. If you want to eat, the other system will make it for you?
Just as Zhou Yixian was thinking about how to instill the awareness of frugality and contentment in his granddaughter, the system notification sounded again in the sea of consciousness.
"Survival mode provides all conveniences for the survival of the host.
After dinner, the system also prepared a lot of after-dinner fruits for the host to choose from: including big watermelon, peach paper, and sugar phlox."
Zhou Yixian: "." mmp!It hurts!
Asshole system, you did it on purpose, right?
You must have done it on purpose?
Don't rush to deny it, even if you want to deny it, please correct my granddaughter's slurred pronunciation first!
If you're like this, didn't you just tell me that you are trying to pierce my heart on purpose?
"Host, this system has detected the truest wishes in the host's heart - everything is based on the granddaughter's will as the first criterion.
In order to provide the host with the most considerate survival mode service, after big data analysis, the above is the most suitable dinner match for the host according to the system! "
Zhou Yixian: "." Mmp, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless.
Obviously you have pierced my heart time and time again, but why did I feel like I had to express my gratitude to you when I heard the end?
It's just, how did the attributes of my great-granddaughter berserk leak out?
Does the system know too much?
(End of this chapter)
Just when Su Luo was considering whether to give some special rewards to such a moral and educated host as himself.
The leaves on the small tree swayed for a while, and a white figure jumped out of the canopy at a speed barely visible to the naked eye, heading straight for Zhou Zhou's handsome face.
Looking at that posture, there was a kind of momentum that would not give up until Zhou Yixian's face was scratched.
However, this momentum stopped abruptly when it was less than one meter away from Zhou Yixian.
then
After stopping for an instant, the white figure returned to the canopy at a faster speed than when it came, and along the way, the small figure pressed the trembling leaves one by one, making the leaves stop trembling.
It was as if it had never burst out of the tree crown.
That feeling, as if a certain little Mengxin kicked open the door and stood up for me with a loud shout.
As a result, when he looked up, the room was full of bosses, and Xiao Mengxin nodded and bowed out of the room, as if helping to close the door along the way.
awkward!
Embarrassingly capitalized!
Zhou Xian: "."
Does that make him a fool?
Do you think that by destroying the corpse and eliminating the traces, I will not discover your crime scene?
I have eyeballs, but I just watched you jump out and run back.
Thinking in his heart, Immortal Zhou, who had already reached the peak of Foundation Establishment and had half stepped into the Golden Core Realm, stretched out his hand, and with a few 'squeaks' sounds, Immortal Zhou grabbed a snow-white little squirrel in his hand.
"Huh? A little fierce Xu!"
Looking at the little guy caught in Zhou Yixian's hands, Xiaohuan's eyes burst out brighter than when he saw the candied haws.
Judging from Zhou Yixian's experience in raising his granddaughter for two and a half years, except for seeing more than two candied haws, his granddaughter never seemed to show such surprise.
"Well, a little squirrel, do you like it?"
Seeing his granddaughter seeing the little squirrel and seeing the candied haws reciprocating kisses, Zhou Yixian gave up the idea of teaching the little squirrel who dared to attack him a lesson, looked down at his granddaughter and asked.
"I like it! Little Fierce Xu!"
Zhou Xiaohuan stretched out her chubby little hands, trying to hold the little squirrel in her arms.
Under Zhou Zhouxian's despicable power, the little squirrel, who is not as skilled as a human being, dared not speak out, and could only endure the ravages of Zhou Xiaohuan's devil's grasp.
At the same time, it was also constantly thinking about it. In just three months, it unexpectedly twice attacked someone it couldn't beat, and even became a prisoner twice.
I hope this person will let me go with the same kindness as the person last time.
In just three months, it was captured twice. There is definitely something wrong with the feng shui of this tree.
After gaining freedom this time, I must move, and I will no longer be able to live on this tree.
As soon as a flag was set in his heart, the little squirrel heard Zhou Xian's voice ringing in his ears.
"Okay, if you like it, let Xiaohuan keep this little squirrel as a pet!"
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaohuan raised his head to look at his grandfather, and saw his grandfather smiled and nodded to show that you heard correctly.
"Hey!" Little Loli kissed Grandpa on the face, and hugged the little squirrel tightly with her two little hands, as if she was afraid that the little squirrel would run away if she let go.
"Thank you grandpa!"
"Xiao Jixu, you will be Xiaohuan's friend from now on, you have to be good!"
Little Squirrel: "." Mmp, from beginning to end, have you asked Ben Squirrel for his opinion?
Is there any animal rights left?
Do not follow!
This squirrel will not obey him!
Don't be a pet!
Resentment from Xiaojixu +1+1
After harvesting the pet Xiao Jixu, Zhou Xiaohuan was very happy for a whole day, and he didn't have the consciousness of living in the wilderness with his grandfather.
However, Zhou Xiaohuan was happy, but Zhou Xian was not in such a good mood.
Because, after being misused by his granddaughter with the Thousand Miles Escape Talisman, he couldn't figure out his current exact position at all.
In addition, this escape went directly into the deep mountains, which made it even more difficult to identify the location.
Therefore, Zhou Yixian found himself lost very bitterly!
That's right, Zhou Shenxian, who has been wandering the rivers and lakes for more than ten years and abducted him to the end of the world, lost his way in the wilderness for the first time.
It's not that he didn't think about flying directly to the outside of the valley to re-orientate.
In fact, Zhou Yixian had tried this method a long time ago. After all, his Zhou Shengun had already reached the peak of foundation building, and he was no longer an old liar who could only deceive and pretend.
just
It wasn't until the first time he tried imperial things that Zhou Yixian found out that
It's really not an ordinary difficulty to fly if no one teaches things like royal objects.
At least, after he failed to fly 50 meters off the ground after falling eleven times in a row, he completely gave up today's plan to fly out of the valley using the imperial object.
In his own words, he would only fall a few times, but the problem is that he still has a little granddaughter with him.
The little granddaughter is still holding a little fierce promise!
So, the grandfather and grandson wandered around the valley for a day until night fell, but they failed to get out of the valley.
Zhou Yixian, who was not going to use the talisman to teleport blindly until he knew where he was, finally accepted his fate.
He found a large tree that was hundreds of years old and dug out a tree hole. Before nightfall, Zhou Yixian managed to make a place for the two to live temporarily.
After finishing the house, Zhou Yixian picked up his little granddaughter and prepared to go hunting and get something to eat.
After all, they didn't have their own dry food in the wilderness.
However, just as Zhou Xiaoxian picked up Zhou Xiaohuan and hadn't walked out of the tree hole, the system's notification sounded again in the sea of consciousness.
"It is detected that the host is living in the wilderness, and the system starts survival mode."
"It is detected that the host has arrived at dinner time, and the host is now provided with the following food for dinner:
Stewed mei fish, mapo tofu, crispy roast duck, saliva chicken, Buddha jumps over the wall, fish-flavored lotus leaf rice, white fungus and lotus seed soup, nuts.
Please host to choose. "
Zhou Yixian was stunned by the notification sound of the system.
Survival mode?Serving dinner?Does the system have such benefits?
After being slightly taken aback, Zhou Yixian felt a little familiar looking at the food provided by the system.
Lowering his head, looking at Zhou Xiaohuan who was still teasing Xiao Jixu, Zhou Yixian asked with a smile, "Granddaughter, it's time for dinner. What do you want to eat tonight?"
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaohuan raised his head to look at his grandfather, tilted his head, and looked like he was thinking.
Zhou Yixian was watching his granddaughter tilting her head thinking with great interest, and the little granddaughter's voice sounded in her ear.
"Xiaohuan wants to eat stewed mei fish, mapo tofu, crispy roast duck, slobbering chicken, Buddha jumps over the wall, the staple food wants Yuxiang lotus leaf rice, porridge wants white fungus and lotus seed porridge."
Zhou Yixian: "." Why, what my granddaughter wants to eat is provided by the system?
If it wasn't for the fact that there was another nut that my granddaughter didn't mention, I really wondered if the system's dinner was specially prepared for my granddaughter.
As soon as this idea came up, there was a sound of 'squeaking'. Zhou Yixian looked down and saw the little fierce Xu Zheng in his granddaughter's arms gesticulating with his teeth and claws.
"Oh, I forgot about Little Jixu. Grandpa, I need to add some nuts to Little Jixu. Grandpa taught Xiaohuan. Little Jixu loves nuts, right?"
Zhou Xian: "."
Looking at his little granddaughter's innocence and big innocent eyes, Zhou Yixian only felt as if there were a hundred thousand water unicorns galloping in his heart.
Good heart plug.
Really!
Whose system is this?Why is my family's system and the prepared dinner all my granddaughter wants to eat?
Could it be that the system has already seen through the attributes of the god who favors his granddaughter as a madman?
mmp, I might be a fake host!
Cursing in his heart, under the gaze of Xiaohuan's shining eyes, Zhou Yixian conjured up all the things his granddaughter wanted to eat one by one.
"How is it? Is grandpa very powerful?"
Looking at his granddaughter's adoring gaze, Zhou Yixian felt his heart, which had been severely pierced by the system, come alive again.
At this time, no matter how hard the system stabs me a few times, I won't feel the pain anymore.
Listening to Zhou Xian's words, Zhou Xiaohuan nodded cutely.
"Mmm! Mmm! Grandpa is so tired!"
After being praised by his granddaughter, Zhou Yixian smiled contentedly.
then
"That is, after eating, it would be nice to have some fruit.
Xiaohuan wants to eat big watermelon, peach paper, and Tang Fulu! "
Zhou Xian: "."
Looking at his granddaughter, Zhou Yixian opened his mouth, but didn't have the heart to say no.
Granddaughter, you really think of grandpa as a fairy, will it change?
These are free dinners provided by other systems. You think the system belongs to your family. If you want to eat, the other system will make it for you?
Just as Zhou Yixian was thinking about how to instill the awareness of frugality and contentment in his granddaughter, the system notification sounded again in the sea of consciousness.
"Survival mode provides all conveniences for the survival of the host.
After dinner, the system also prepared a lot of after-dinner fruits for the host to choose from: including big watermelon, peach paper, and sugar phlox."
Zhou Yixian: "." mmp!It hurts!
Asshole system, you did it on purpose, right?
You must have done it on purpose?
Don't rush to deny it, even if you want to deny it, please correct my granddaughter's slurred pronunciation first!
If you're like this, didn't you just tell me that you are trying to pierce my heart on purpose?
"Host, this system has detected the truest wishes in the host's heart - everything is based on the granddaughter's will as the first criterion.
In order to provide the host with the most considerate survival mode service, after big data analysis, the above is the most suitable dinner match for the host according to the system! "
Zhou Yixian: "." Mmp, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless.
Obviously you have pierced my heart time and time again, but why did I feel like I had to express my gratitude to you when I heard the end?
It's just, how did the attributes of my great-granddaughter berserk leak out?
Does the system know too much?
(End of this chapter)
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