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Chapter 190 The Fateful Encounter

"Boss, here are two or four bunches of candied haws."

In Xintianyong City, Zhou Yixian held his fairy guiding banner in one hand, and handed out four eldest sons in the other.

Before coming to Tianyong City, Zhou Yixian was still a little worried, worried that someone would recognize him, which would affect his great career of fooling people.

However. Facts have proved that he really thought too much.

After all, Zhou Yixian stood at an altitude of tens of millions of meters when he appeared in front of 10 people in Tianyong City twice.

And that kind of distance, not to mention ordinary people, even ordinary practitioners, it is difficult to see his true appearance.

What's more, with his aura, who would dare to look directly at him when he stood so high in the air?

Therefore, after entering the city, Zhou Yixian realized that he had thought about it. When he came here from the city gate, there were indeed many people who looked at them curiously.

But most of the eyes were on the two loli, big and small, beside him.

As for him, some people are also attracted by his white-haired and childlike appearance.

After resting his mind, Zhou Yixian brought his little loli to buy his favorite candied haws.

I originally considered that my granddaughter is four years old, and I have to buy two candied haws at a time.

However, as soon as the word 'two' was out of the mouth, Zhou Yixian decisively changed the word 'two' to 'four' when he saw the big loli next to his little loli staring at him and frowning.

Naturally, the two eldest sons also became four eldest sons.

After receiving the two bunches of candied haws that belonged to her, the big and small lolis ate them while wandering around Tianyong City with Zhou Yixian.

"God stick, you made such a big fuss, but it's been seven days and I haven't seen any reaction!"

After eating a bunch of candied haws, Baguio threw the bamboo stick in the roadside trash can, and casually said to Zhou Xian.

Hearing this, Zhou Yixian smiled confidently, "Don't worry, everything is under control."

"Under control?"

Big Lolita blinked, "Not far from your Tianyong City, they built another Tianyong City, so that many people who came here for the name of Tianyong City lived here, and they are also in your Tianyong City." Under control?"

Big Lolita looked directly at Zhou Yixian and nodded, "Well, then your mastery is really beyond my imagination."

Zhou Yixian: "Ahem, don't pay attention to these details, we have to start from the overall situation."

Hearing this, Baguio blinked again, and looked at Zhou Xian with a cute face.

"Comrade Shenzhu, I need to ask, do you have any misunderstandings about the words 'details' and 'big picture'?"

Zhou Yixian: "." mmp, revenge, the cliff is revenge.

Ever since I teased this loli like this last time, I've been teased several times a day.

"Girl, let me tell you, you are so insensitive, inconsiderate, and uncute, you will not be able to marry in the future!"

Zhou Yixian blew his beard and stared at this loli who didn't know how to respect the elderly. ,

Baguio rolled her eyes, "Marry out? Why do you want to marry out? Who will you marry? Marry that Zhang Xiaofan you mentioned?"

"Huh? Is someone calling me?"

While the old magic stick and the big loli were arguing endlessly, on the other side of the street, among a pair of boys and girls who had just entered the city today, the boy with a somewhat dull face stopped in his tracks, turned his head and looked back with a puzzled expression.

"Call you? You haven't been down the mountain before. Apart from me, is there a second person who knows you in Yongcheng today?"

Seeing the boy stop, the girl looked at him suspiciously and asked.

"No, but, obviously, it feels like the girl called me by my name just now."

The boy scratched the back of his head with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Okay!"

As soon as these words came out, the girl's claws directly caught the boy's ears.

"Okay, Zhang Xiaofan, girl? Let me talk to my senior sister, besides senior sister, which girl do you know? Is she pretty? Isn't she cute? Gentle or not?"

Zhang Xiaofan: "Senior sister, before I went up the mountain, I only knew the friends from Caomiao Village. After I went up the mountain, besides you, I only met a few senior sisters from Tongtian Peak and Xiaozhu Peak.
In Tianyong City today, there will definitely not be any beautiful, cute, and gentle girls I know. "

He felt that he had been wronged.

However, it is obvious that he already has a golden core, so is it possible that he still has hallucinations such as auditory hallucinations?

Obviously, I heard a girl call my name!
Their practitioners have excellent eyesight and hearing, so in order not to see something that shouldn't be seen, or hear something that shouldn't be heard, usually they don't listen too much when there are many people. sound.

But listening deliberately doesn't mean you can't hear when someone calls your name.

As a cultivator, even if you don't listen deliberately, even in the chaotic downtown, as long as someone mentions your name, the voice will be automatically screened out and passed on to the main consciousness for processing.

so.
Is it really an illusion?

Just when Zhang Xiaofan was still struggling, he suddenly felt that the little hand on the ear was exerting more force.

"Oh, it hurts! Sister, it hurts!"

Actually it doesn't hurt, but Zhang Xiaofan knows, for some reason, his senior sister is upset again.

According to the second instruction of "36 Strategies to Coax Senior Sisters" taught by his master - when a senior sister is angry, he must cooperate with the principle of losing his temper. Zhang Xiaofan wisely pretended to be in pain.

Sure enough, seeing Zhang Xiaofan screaming in pain, Tian Linger's eyes showed a moment of hesitation, and then Zhang Xiaofan felt the little hand that was twisting his ear withdraw most of his strength.

"Hmph, little junior brother, are you saying that there is no beautiful, cute, and gentle girl you know in Hongcheng today?"

"Hmm, no!"

Zhang Xiaofan nodded repeatedly, afraid that his senior sister would be unhappy again.

then
Just as he made his statement, he felt the strength in the small hand on his ear increase a bit.

What's the matter?Haven't you already explained it yourself?
Zhang Xiaofan was stupefied, turned his head and saw that his senior sister's face had turned gloomy.

"Little brother"

Tian Linger called out in a greasy voice, making Zhang Xiaofan shiver subconsciously.

Based on the experience of the past two years, generally when the little senior sister talks to me like this, it is when the little senior sister is about to explode.

so.
"Here! Junior brother Zhang Xiaofan is on call at any time, he will die without regrets, if there is any task, please tell the world, no matter how difficult it is, junior brother will never blink!"

This is one of the strategies in the "72 Strategies to Make Senior Sisters Happy" taught by Master, and it has been almost unfavorable in the past.

However, this time, Tian Linger did not let go of Zhang Xiaofan's ears in satisfaction.

"Little brother, you said that there is no beautiful, cute, and gentle girl you know in Yongcheng today.

Then the senior sister will ask you. "

As she said that, Tian Linger's face turned cold, and her voice became more serious, "Don't you think Senior Sister is pretty?"

Zhang Xiaofan was stunned.

Tian Linger's voice continued to ring out, "Say beautiful!"

Zhang Xiaofan replied foolishly, "Pretty!"

"Then you don't think the world is cute?"

"Say cute!"

"cute!"

Zhang Xiaofan stared at his senior sister with wide eyes.

"Do you think Senior Sister is not gentle?"

The question in this sentence can be described as tender and tender, so gentle that it makes people linger and forget to return.

then
"Speak softly!"

Nearly roaring by the Lion in the East River, Zhang Xiaofan stared straight into his eyes, and nodded foolishly.
"gentle!"

"Well, very good! Then tell your senior sister now, she is beautiful, cute, and gentle, why do you say that there is no beautiful, cute and gentle girl you know in the city?

Do you not want to get to know the senior sister, or do you think the senior sister is not a girl? "

Zhang Xiaofan opened his mouth and found himself speechless.

Inexplicably, he remembered that the ultimate nirvana taught by his master was the comprehension of the master's hundreds of years of life experience——

Never try to reason with women when they lose their temper because it is their birthright to be unreasonable.

At this time, no matter who is right or who is wrong, you are all wrong. At this time, there is nothing to explain, and there is no need to explain anything. No amount of explanation is worse than seeing a small gift that makes them happy, a sweet word that makes them smile .

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofan felt that he had an epiphany.

then
"Eh? Little senior sister, look at that bead flower at the stall, does it match your skin and hairstyle especially well.

I feel that it is tailor-made for you. The mission of this multi-pearl flower here is to wait for the day when it can be worn on your head.

There is no need for the little senior sister to refuse, the junior brother will fetch it for the little senior sister. Only a beautiful, cute, and gentle girl like the little senior sister deserves to have such a bead flower.

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaofan strode to the front of the stall, bought the pearl flower that the little senior sister had focused her eyes on twice before without haggling.

Turn around, come back, and put it on the little senior sister's head.

At that moment, Tian Linger lost her anger and stopped making trouble.

The moment Zhang Xiaofan put the bead flower on her head, Tian Linger's face showed a blush.

"Xiaofan, does senior sister look good in this beaded flower?"

This time, Zhang Xiaofan did not make a principled mistake.

"No, senior sister is equally beautiful with or without this bead flower. It is the luck of this bead flower to be able to wear it on senior sister's head."

It was the first time to be praised so much by her junior brother, Tian Ling'er felt sweet in her heart, but couldn't help but glared at Zhang Xiaofan, and whispered 'glib'.

It's just the irrepressible smile on that face, but anyone can see her mood at this time.

"Little sister, let's continue shopping and see what accessories you can have the honor of wearing on you, senior sister, in Yong City today."

Said, seeing the little senior sister nodded with a blushing face, and gave a low 'um', Zhang Xiaofan turned around and prepared to walk side by side with the little senior sister.

then
"Stop! Don't move! Be careful!"

The moment Zhang Xiaofan was about to turn around, an anxious voice sounded not far behind him.

(End of this chapter)