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Chapter 313 The Three Great Illusions of Life
Chapter 313 Three major illusions in life
Xiaotiangou could tell that the owner was in a bad mood when he came out of Lanruo Temple.
He grabbed the leather around his neck and carried him out of the gate of Lanruo Temple, and flew away without looking back, until he flew to the Nantian Gate, with a gloomy face all the time.
Even when the guard of Nantianmen greeted him, the master just gave him a cold look and nodded with a dark face.
That expression is exactly like Chang'e, who was made into a pet Jade Rabbit by him back then, and Marshal Canopy.
Huh?It seems wrong, it should be more like Marshal Canopy back then.
Back then, Marshal Tianpeng looked at him with green eyes after he learned that Yutu was dodged by him.
Even the substantial flame on the top of the canopy burned into a green shape.
Damn, sure enough, the disciples and grandchildren of the Daozu family really can't be provoked.
There will be a green fire on the head, so I ask you if you are afraid!
Of course, this is not the point.
The point is that the Xiaotian dog knows the reason why the owner is in a bad mood.
He knew it, but he wouldn't say it.
Knowing too much is also a crime. The first element of following the boss is to be able to keep your mouth shut.
Therefore, the fact that the master is angry with my uncle, he will never say anything about it.
As an outspoken and unhappy king of dogs, he is deeply obsessed with petting.
Therefore, in my master's place, uncle is absolutely forbidden.
Huh?No!
Owner!
Master, have you forgotten something?
Master, your pet was lost on the way!
Master!Wait, wait for your little loyal dog!
It's over, the master was so stimulated by the young master that he was so stimulated that he could drop all the pets on the way.
Fortunately, as a real fairy dog, Ben Wang's basic skills of flying through the clouds and driving the fog are relatively high.
Look at Ben Wang's Cloud Soaring Technique.
Huh?
Fuck!What's the situation, why did Ben Wang's Cloud Soaring Technique fail?
What about Ben Wang's mana?
Fuck, this is the 32nd heaven Nantian Gate, if it can't fly and falls, it will kill people and dogs, okay!
"Help, master! The dog is about to die!"
Xiao Tianquan let out a mournful cry, but saw that the master who seemed to be too much stimulated by his son-in-law went straight to Zhenjun's mansion as if he didn't hear his cry.
Before it could yell again, the whole dog had already fallen downward at a super free fall speed.
"Ergou, Xiaotiangou has fallen, should we save someone?"
Watching Xiao Tiangou fall from the Nantian Gate, Chen Danian, the guard of the Nantian Gate, asked another guard.
Chen Ergou rolled his eyes, "That's called saving enough."
"Yep!"
Chen Danian nodded repeatedly, "Then shall we save the dog?"
Chen Ergou rolled his eyes, "Are you stupid in Da Nian? Xiao Tiangou was obviously thrown down by Zhenjun, and Zhenjun wants to punish it, how dare you save it?"
The dog that Chen Ergou hated most in his life was Xiaotiangou.
Obviously everyone has a dog in their name, but that guy actually gave his leg a kind mark on the day he was just ranked in the fairy class.
The style of that mouthful is still fresh in my memory.
Now that Xiao Tiangou is in trouble, it is considered kind of him not to fall into the meteorite, so let him save the dog?
There is no door!
Listening to Chen Ergou's seriousness, Chen Danian nodded in agreement, "Yes, Ergou, you are right! The real king will punish it, we can't save it."
The person Chen Danian admired the most in his life was his good brother Chen Ergou. Even the legendary Monkey King who dared to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace and Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun who made troubles in the Heavenly Palace earlier than the Great Sage were all ranked in Chen Ergou's place. dog behind.
Both of them came from Chenjia Village. They were orphans since they were young, and they grew up eating a lot of food.
It was Chen Ergou who brought him back to life step by step by surreptitiously, walking out of the mountains to seek immortals and asking.
Exploring the secret realm and snatching opportunities, two ordinary people with little aptitude have abruptly reached the current level of the fairy class step by step.
So it has always been Chen Ergou saying one thing, and Chen Danian not saying the other.
It was precisely because of this that the two guards watched Xiao Tiangou fall from the Nantian Gate.
so.
A quarter of an hour later, the second master in Zhenjun's Mansion looked at the gate of Zhenjun's Mansion with some doubts.
"This dead dog really needs to be cleaned up. It's been a quarter of an hour, and it's time to crawl back!"
In his ears, in his cognition, if his dog fell from the Nantian Gate. Generally speaking, the guards would help him retrieve it.
"Shall I get it back for you?"
On the West Lake, Lu Jun pointed to the handkerchief that fell on the lake, and asked his own sister.
His sister doesn't know what's wrong, she has been depressed for more than half a year, and she is getting thinner day by day.
A lot of doctors were invited, and even a retired old imperial doctor was specially invited to examine it, but no lesions were found.
In the end, it was the old Chinese doctor who was well-informed and made a diagnosis—since the body is not sick, it is a mental illness.
Either spiritual or psychological.
Mental illness is manifested in abnormal behavior, madness and stupidity, and Ms. Lu does not seem to be mentally abnormal.
Therefore, the old imperial doctor concluded that Miss Lu probably had a heart attack!
Seeing that the old imperial doctor said it clearly and logically, the Lu family asked - you have always confirmed that our girl has a heart disease, please see what medicine you can prescribe, so that my daughter can recover quickly!
The old imperial doctor stroked his beard with his right hand, with a look of complete control, which gave the Lu family a lot of confidence.
Then, under the hopeful gaze of Lu's family, the old imperial doctor waved his hand, "There is no need to prescribe medicine. Heart disease needs heart medicine. If you can't find the right medicine, no matter how many other medicines you prescribe, it will be in vain!"
Lu Jun is in a hurry!
What is this new drug?
The old imperial doctor stared, "Who knows who your sister is thinking!"
In this way, Lu's family donated a hundred taels of silver, and the old imperial doctor had a heart disease and needed a heart medicine doctor.
Since then, the family tried their best to make their girl happy, but in the end, her girl behaved quite normally, except that she was often in a trance, and from time to time she just sat there alone in a daze, her eyes full of deep eyes.
Getting thinner but never getting better.
On this day, Lu Jun happened to have time, so he brought his younger sister to the lake to relax.
As a result, as soon as the boat arrived in the West Lake, Miss Lu's handkerchief was blown away by a bleak autumn wind and landed on the lake.
That handkerchief Lu Jun knew how important it was to his sister.
There is an image of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge Club embroidered by her on it, and there is a poem accompanying it-if the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening.
So seeing his sister's handkerchief fall into the lake, Lu Jun rolled up his sleeves and prepared to jump in regardless of the coolness of the lake in autumn.
then
As soon as he finished speaking and before he started dancing, Lu Jun suddenly noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with the expression on his sister's face.
Affectionate and selfless, as if the whole world is isolated.
That kind of feeling made Lu Jun deeply doubt whether the girl he loved since he was a child listened to a punctuation mark in what he said just now.
Curious in his heart, following his sister's gaze, Lu Jun looked towards the broken bridge on the bank.
Seeing this, Lu Jun's eyes were almost worth it!
Pretty!
beautiful!
Four!
All beauties!
One is more beautiful than the other!
The beauty is unbearable to blaspheme!
It's so beautiful that he can't wait to take his eyes away again, no wonder his sister looks straight at her.
Huh?No!My sister is a woman, how can I look straight at the four beautiful girls.
Hard to do.
Lu Jun's heart tightened, he felt that he had discovered some great secret.
A little guilty glanced at the girl who was still in ecstasy, Lu Jun wanted to pretend to be calm and composed.
This matter must not be seen by my sister, otherwise she will be silenced.
just
My sister has always acted quite normal, since when did you start to fall in love with girls?
Maybe it's because I feel that I am too beautiful, and I look in the mirror every day.
Take photos, take pictures, fall in love with yourself inextricably according to photos, and then transfer your feelings for yourself to beauties of the same sex?
This is definitely not just talk, their old Lu family's genes are very good, sometimes when he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror, he will be unconsciously fascinated by himself in the mirror.
If it wasn't for his wife being pretty enough, maybe he would have been bent by himself!
Just as he was thinking wildly, Lu Jun suddenly discovered that the four beautiful girls on the Broken Bridge seemed to be together.
The four of them were talking and laughing together.
It's just that why are those four people still accompanied by a man?
Four beauties and one man!
Damn it, beast!Beast!
Girls, let go of that little boy and let me do it!
My son is versatile in both civil and military affairs. He is proficient in all kinds of poems, songs, and Fu. He knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting.
wait!
Why does that enviable but pretty boy look so familiar!
"Sister, do you recognize that little white face on the Broken Bridge? Why does it look familiar to me?"
Feeling that the little white face of the four beautiful women who made him envious and hated by himself looked familiar, Lu Jun asked his little sister out of his bald lips.
The words are full of the deep envy, jealousy and helplessness of those who can't eat grapes and talk about growing grapes.
Hearing her brother's words, the absent-minded Lu Hongyao nodded subconsciously, "Brother is asking Mr. Xu!"
"Master Xu?"
Lu Jun repeated these three words, and suddenly felt a flash of light in his mind, "Mr. Xu! Little sister, you mean Xu Xian Xu Hanwen half a year ago?"
Lu Hongyao nodded, "Isn't it Mr. Xu?
Isn't the girl next to him the fairy who met once in the inn?
It's just that I don't want to, it's just that I haven't seen you for half a year, and there are three more confidante around Mr. Xu! "
In the words, there was hidden resentment that Lu Jun couldn't understand.
The shock in his heart made Lu Jun completely oblivious to the sadness similar to his own in his sister's words.
"It's really that Xu Xian and that fairy back then, sister, if you don't tell me, I really wouldn't recognize them!"
It's not that Miss Yang San is not beautiful enough, nor is it that she has no characteristics and is easy to be forgotten.
The main reason why she couldn't recognize her was that the girl's appearance was so good that it was beyond the limits of ordinary people's imagination.
When a person is so beautiful that human beings can't imagine it, when he looks at it, he will feel so beautiful, so beautiful, and there is no word in the world that can describe this kind of beauty.
And when he turned around, he suddenly wondered——Hey, what did that girl look like just now?
It's not that it's not beautiful, it's not that I don't want to remember it.
It's the kind of appearance that exceeds the limit of ordinary people's imagination of beauty, which ordinary people can't remember at all!
so.
"Little sister, since we are acquaintances, why don't we go say hello?"
Let's not flirt with the gods, but aren't there three girls with their own merits, all of whom are only seen in life?
Although all four of them walked with Xu Xian, whoever said that the one who was together was his?
Maybe we can get one or two if we go now!
Especially the one in the green dress, with a quaint look, more spiritual than most ladies nowadays.
That's right, it's Mr. Lu's dish!
(End of this chapter)
Xiaotiangou could tell that the owner was in a bad mood when he came out of Lanruo Temple.
He grabbed the leather around his neck and carried him out of the gate of Lanruo Temple, and flew away without looking back, until he flew to the Nantian Gate, with a gloomy face all the time.
Even when the guard of Nantianmen greeted him, the master just gave him a cold look and nodded with a dark face.
That expression is exactly like Chang'e, who was made into a pet Jade Rabbit by him back then, and Marshal Canopy.
Huh?It seems wrong, it should be more like Marshal Canopy back then.
Back then, Marshal Tianpeng looked at him with green eyes after he learned that Yutu was dodged by him.
Even the substantial flame on the top of the canopy burned into a green shape.
Damn, sure enough, the disciples and grandchildren of the Daozu family really can't be provoked.
There will be a green fire on the head, so I ask you if you are afraid!
Of course, this is not the point.
The point is that the Xiaotian dog knows the reason why the owner is in a bad mood.
He knew it, but he wouldn't say it.
Knowing too much is also a crime. The first element of following the boss is to be able to keep your mouth shut.
Therefore, the fact that the master is angry with my uncle, he will never say anything about it.
As an outspoken and unhappy king of dogs, he is deeply obsessed with petting.
Therefore, in my master's place, uncle is absolutely forbidden.
Huh?No!
Owner!
Master, have you forgotten something?
Master, your pet was lost on the way!
Master!Wait, wait for your little loyal dog!
It's over, the master was so stimulated by the young master that he was so stimulated that he could drop all the pets on the way.
Fortunately, as a real fairy dog, Ben Wang's basic skills of flying through the clouds and driving the fog are relatively high.
Look at Ben Wang's Cloud Soaring Technique.
Huh?
Fuck!What's the situation, why did Ben Wang's Cloud Soaring Technique fail?
What about Ben Wang's mana?
Fuck, this is the 32nd heaven Nantian Gate, if it can't fly and falls, it will kill people and dogs, okay!
"Help, master! The dog is about to die!"
Xiao Tianquan let out a mournful cry, but saw that the master who seemed to be too much stimulated by his son-in-law went straight to Zhenjun's mansion as if he didn't hear his cry.
Before it could yell again, the whole dog had already fallen downward at a super free fall speed.
"Ergou, Xiaotiangou has fallen, should we save someone?"
Watching Xiao Tiangou fall from the Nantian Gate, Chen Danian, the guard of the Nantian Gate, asked another guard.
Chen Ergou rolled his eyes, "That's called saving enough."
"Yep!"
Chen Danian nodded repeatedly, "Then shall we save the dog?"
Chen Ergou rolled his eyes, "Are you stupid in Da Nian? Xiao Tiangou was obviously thrown down by Zhenjun, and Zhenjun wants to punish it, how dare you save it?"
The dog that Chen Ergou hated most in his life was Xiaotiangou.
Obviously everyone has a dog in their name, but that guy actually gave his leg a kind mark on the day he was just ranked in the fairy class.
The style of that mouthful is still fresh in my memory.
Now that Xiao Tiangou is in trouble, it is considered kind of him not to fall into the meteorite, so let him save the dog?
There is no door!
Listening to Chen Ergou's seriousness, Chen Danian nodded in agreement, "Yes, Ergou, you are right! The real king will punish it, we can't save it."
The person Chen Danian admired the most in his life was his good brother Chen Ergou. Even the legendary Monkey King who dared to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace and Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun who made troubles in the Heavenly Palace earlier than the Great Sage were all ranked in Chen Ergou's place. dog behind.
Both of them came from Chenjia Village. They were orphans since they were young, and they grew up eating a lot of food.
It was Chen Ergou who brought him back to life step by step by surreptitiously, walking out of the mountains to seek immortals and asking.
Exploring the secret realm and snatching opportunities, two ordinary people with little aptitude have abruptly reached the current level of the fairy class step by step.
So it has always been Chen Ergou saying one thing, and Chen Danian not saying the other.
It was precisely because of this that the two guards watched Xiao Tiangou fall from the Nantian Gate.
so.
A quarter of an hour later, the second master in Zhenjun's Mansion looked at the gate of Zhenjun's Mansion with some doubts.
"This dead dog really needs to be cleaned up. It's been a quarter of an hour, and it's time to crawl back!"
In his ears, in his cognition, if his dog fell from the Nantian Gate. Generally speaking, the guards would help him retrieve it.
"Shall I get it back for you?"
On the West Lake, Lu Jun pointed to the handkerchief that fell on the lake, and asked his own sister.
His sister doesn't know what's wrong, she has been depressed for more than half a year, and she is getting thinner day by day.
A lot of doctors were invited, and even a retired old imperial doctor was specially invited to examine it, but no lesions were found.
In the end, it was the old Chinese doctor who was well-informed and made a diagnosis—since the body is not sick, it is a mental illness.
Either spiritual or psychological.
Mental illness is manifested in abnormal behavior, madness and stupidity, and Ms. Lu does not seem to be mentally abnormal.
Therefore, the old imperial doctor concluded that Miss Lu probably had a heart attack!
Seeing that the old imperial doctor said it clearly and logically, the Lu family asked - you have always confirmed that our girl has a heart disease, please see what medicine you can prescribe, so that my daughter can recover quickly!
The old imperial doctor stroked his beard with his right hand, with a look of complete control, which gave the Lu family a lot of confidence.
Then, under the hopeful gaze of Lu's family, the old imperial doctor waved his hand, "There is no need to prescribe medicine. Heart disease needs heart medicine. If you can't find the right medicine, no matter how many other medicines you prescribe, it will be in vain!"
Lu Jun is in a hurry!
What is this new drug?
The old imperial doctor stared, "Who knows who your sister is thinking!"
In this way, Lu's family donated a hundred taels of silver, and the old imperial doctor had a heart disease and needed a heart medicine doctor.
Since then, the family tried their best to make their girl happy, but in the end, her girl behaved quite normally, except that she was often in a trance, and from time to time she just sat there alone in a daze, her eyes full of deep eyes.
Getting thinner but never getting better.
On this day, Lu Jun happened to have time, so he brought his younger sister to the lake to relax.
As a result, as soon as the boat arrived in the West Lake, Miss Lu's handkerchief was blown away by a bleak autumn wind and landed on the lake.
That handkerchief Lu Jun knew how important it was to his sister.
There is an image of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge Club embroidered by her on it, and there is a poem accompanying it-if the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening.
So seeing his sister's handkerchief fall into the lake, Lu Jun rolled up his sleeves and prepared to jump in regardless of the coolness of the lake in autumn.
then
As soon as he finished speaking and before he started dancing, Lu Jun suddenly noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with the expression on his sister's face.
Affectionate and selfless, as if the whole world is isolated.
That kind of feeling made Lu Jun deeply doubt whether the girl he loved since he was a child listened to a punctuation mark in what he said just now.
Curious in his heart, following his sister's gaze, Lu Jun looked towards the broken bridge on the bank.
Seeing this, Lu Jun's eyes were almost worth it!
Pretty!
beautiful!
Four!
All beauties!
One is more beautiful than the other!
The beauty is unbearable to blaspheme!
It's so beautiful that he can't wait to take his eyes away again, no wonder his sister looks straight at her.
Huh?No!My sister is a woman, how can I look straight at the four beautiful girls.
Hard to do.
Lu Jun's heart tightened, he felt that he had discovered some great secret.
A little guilty glanced at the girl who was still in ecstasy, Lu Jun wanted to pretend to be calm and composed.
This matter must not be seen by my sister, otherwise she will be silenced.
just
My sister has always acted quite normal, since when did you start to fall in love with girls?
Maybe it's because I feel that I am too beautiful, and I look in the mirror every day.
Take photos, take pictures, fall in love with yourself inextricably according to photos, and then transfer your feelings for yourself to beauties of the same sex?
This is definitely not just talk, their old Lu family's genes are very good, sometimes when he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror, he will be unconsciously fascinated by himself in the mirror.
If it wasn't for his wife being pretty enough, maybe he would have been bent by himself!
Just as he was thinking wildly, Lu Jun suddenly discovered that the four beautiful girls on the Broken Bridge seemed to be together.
The four of them were talking and laughing together.
It's just that why are those four people still accompanied by a man?
Four beauties and one man!
Damn it, beast!Beast!
Girls, let go of that little boy and let me do it!
My son is versatile in both civil and military affairs. He is proficient in all kinds of poems, songs, and Fu. He knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting.
wait!
Why does that enviable but pretty boy look so familiar!
"Sister, do you recognize that little white face on the Broken Bridge? Why does it look familiar to me?"
Feeling that the little white face of the four beautiful women who made him envious and hated by himself looked familiar, Lu Jun asked his little sister out of his bald lips.
The words are full of the deep envy, jealousy and helplessness of those who can't eat grapes and talk about growing grapes.
Hearing her brother's words, the absent-minded Lu Hongyao nodded subconsciously, "Brother is asking Mr. Xu!"
"Master Xu?"
Lu Jun repeated these three words, and suddenly felt a flash of light in his mind, "Mr. Xu! Little sister, you mean Xu Xian Xu Hanwen half a year ago?"
Lu Hongyao nodded, "Isn't it Mr. Xu?
Isn't the girl next to him the fairy who met once in the inn?
It's just that I don't want to, it's just that I haven't seen you for half a year, and there are three more confidante around Mr. Xu! "
In the words, there was hidden resentment that Lu Jun couldn't understand.
The shock in his heart made Lu Jun completely oblivious to the sadness similar to his own in his sister's words.
"It's really that Xu Xian and that fairy back then, sister, if you don't tell me, I really wouldn't recognize them!"
It's not that Miss Yang San is not beautiful enough, nor is it that she has no characteristics and is easy to be forgotten.
The main reason why she couldn't recognize her was that the girl's appearance was so good that it was beyond the limits of ordinary people's imagination.
When a person is so beautiful that human beings can't imagine it, when he looks at it, he will feel so beautiful, so beautiful, and there is no word in the world that can describe this kind of beauty.
And when he turned around, he suddenly wondered——Hey, what did that girl look like just now?
It's not that it's not beautiful, it's not that I don't want to remember it.
It's the kind of appearance that exceeds the limit of ordinary people's imagination of beauty, which ordinary people can't remember at all!
so.
"Little sister, since we are acquaintances, why don't we go say hello?"
Let's not flirt with the gods, but aren't there three girls with their own merits, all of whom are only seen in life?
Although all four of them walked with Xu Xian, whoever said that the one who was together was his?
Maybe we can get one or two if we go now!
Especially the one in the green dress, with a quaint look, more spiritual than most ladies nowadays.
That's right, it's Mr. Lu's dish!
(End of this chapter)
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