Chapter 350

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, is that you? It must be you!"

Seeing the old woman fluttering in the wind, Tang Sanzan took advantage of the victory and pursued her.

Buddha:"."

It's your mother, it's your father!
"Tang Sanzan, since he recognized the poor monk, the poor monk has something to say.

Although that Pohou came to worship under your sect and followed you to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but after all, he is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who is making trouble in the heavenly palace, he is corrupt and needs to be disciplined.

But your mortal body cannot descend to him.

Therefore, today, the poor monk is here to give you a magic spell, as long as you find a way to put it on your head, you will never be able to take it off.

If the monkey is disobedient again, you only need to recite this mantra, so that he will not be able to live or die, and he will be obedient to you. "

As he spoke, the Bodhisattva took out a small felt hat from the basket and handed it to Tang Sanzan.

Tang Sanzun took the little felt hat, took off the golden circle, looked left, looked again, and handed it back to Guanyin.

Guanyin: "??"

"Bodhisattva, I don't know where you made this golden hoop, one side is narrow and the other is narrow, it must be too heavy to wear on your head and you will feel uncomfortable.

Moreover, the shape of the golden hoop is a bit too old, and now everything is fashionable and trendy.

Especially the decoration on the head should be avant-garde.

With this golden hoop on Wukong's head, I'm too embarrassed to lead him out, shame on me!
When people look at the golden hoop on his head, they will think that I, as a master, have no taste. "

Pointing to the shortcomings of the golden hoop, Tang Sanzan handed the golden hoop back to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"By the way, Bodhisattva, where did you make this golden hoop? We have a blacksmith in Yanwang Town. He is skilled in craftsmanship, fine in workmanship, honesty and customer first.

The utensils made by Blacksmith Wang are always at the cutting edge of fashion and belong to the group that leads the trend.

If you want to build something next time, I will introduce you there.

correct.

Bodhisattva, look, the ring in the poor monk's hand was knocked out by Blacksmith Wang using a mixture of sledge hammer, fifty small hammer and thirty in the time of three sticks of incense. "

Guanyin: "." mmp, am I telling you about avant-garde or not?

Am I telling you whether the golden hoop looks good or not?

What the hell I'm telling you is that this golden hoop can make your disobedient apprentice become obedient.

Where did you focus on it?
Taking a deep breath, resisting the urge to slap the monk in front of him with an abnormal brain circuit, Guanyin almost squeezed out a sentence.

"Tang Sanbu, the poor monk gave you a golden hoop for you to discipline your great disciple Sun Wukong.

Without this golden hoop, if he commits a crime in the future, what will you use to discipline him? "

Seeing that the Bodhisattva was about to get angry, Tang Sanzan opened his mouth and took back the words that came to his lips.

"Okay, then the poor monk will reluctantly accept it.

But, let’s talk about it first, if my Wukong feels uncomfortable wearing it, especially if he suffers from insomnia at night, don’t blame the poor monk for taking off the golden hoop again! "

Avalokitesvara: "." excerpt
Well, the golden hoop made by the Buddha himself, if you can take it off, you have the ability.

"Amitabha!"

The Bodhisattva chanted the Buddha's name, determined to ignore Tang San's burial, and not follow his rhythm.

then
"By the way, Bodhisattva, on the way to learn the scriptures, the poor monk has something else to tell you.

A month ago, in Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty, Bodhisattva, you left behind your brocade cassock and nine-ringed tin rod, and you didn't care whether the poor monk was willing to learn scriptures or not.

Now the poor monk wants to answer you directly, regarding the matter of learning the scriptures, the poor monk is..."

"That... Tang Sanbu, the poor monk Nanhai still has some things to deal with, this time I took the time to give you a golden hoop.

The matter in the South China Sea is urgent, so the poor monk will not delay here any longer, so he will leave first. "

Said, Guanyin directly flew into the sky, leaving Tang Sanzan with a floating back.

"By the way, Tang Sanzan, you must remember to put the golden hoop on that monkey, otherwise your body will be ordinary. Fan."

The last exhortation, before finishing a sentence, Guanyin got stuck.

Seeing that Tang Sanzan also flew up at some time, and followed behind the Bodhisattva, when the Bodhisattva turned around to give instructions, he smiled and waved to the Bodhisattva.

"Bodhisattva, what do you say?"

Guanyin: "...you, can fly?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, with a natural look on his face, "Yes, I have been able to since I was a child! Is there any problem?"

Bodhisattva: "." Buddha, come and take a look, you old man, your family's sutra takers will fly away, can this sutra still be obtained?
"No, no problem"

It's so strange that there is no problem!
Bodhisattva roared in his heart, looking at Tang Sanzan as if he was looking at a plague god.

He swore that in the future, if it wasn't necessary, he would never see this disgusting bastard who changed his tricks again and again.

"Oh!"

Tang Sanzan nodded, "By the way, the poor monk came up to tell the Bodhisattva that the poor monk is very willing to learn the scriptures."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan bowed his hands to the Bodhisattva, turned around and returned to the ground, "Bodhisattva, please go."

Buddha:"."

Willing. Willing, willing you and me, bb, you are paralyzed!
"The white dragon horse, with its hooves facing west, supported Monkey King and followed Tang Sanbu. It is not easy to learn scriptures from the west, and it takes tens of thousands of miles to travel."

He put a little felt hat on his head to block out the midday sun, so as not to tan his big bald head.

While humming a song, Tang Sanzan returned to the place where the Great Sage had barbecued in a good mood.

"Monk, what were you singing just now?"

"Oh, just now," Tang Sanzan thought for a while, "the theme song of Journey to the West."

The Great Sage turned his head to look at Tang Sanzan, "Journey to the West?"

"Ha, that's right, Journey to the West is the story of our master and apprentice going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."

monkey:"."

Regarding Tang Sanzan's words, the Great Sage did not get mad this time, as if he had acquiesced to the master-student relationship.

Tang Sanzan laughed, this is a good sign.

then
"several?"

Ignoring the word master and apprentice, the Great Sage grasped another important point.

"That's right, the masters and apprentices learned scriptures from the west, there is Tang Sanzhu, who was reincarnated by Jin Chanzi, that is, your master and me, and there is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who is making trouble in the heavenly palace, that is, you, the great sage.

There is a little white dragon named Ao Lie, who is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and will turn into a white dragon horse as his teacher's mount.

There is also the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, named Bajie, nicknamed Zhu Wuneng, and nicknamed Zhu Ganglu, who seems to be a pig demon.

Oh yes, almost forgot.

There is also Monk Sha, who was originally the curtain-rolling general of the Heavenly Court, but was later demoted into the Quicksand River, becoming a quicksand spirit who is neither a flea nor a salted fish. "

Tang Sanzun talked eloquently, but the monkey just looked at him without saying a word.

It wasn't until Tang Sanzan finished speaking that the monkey nodded.

"Marshal Zhu Gangli of the Canopy, Old Sun knows.

If it's him, even if Lao Sun's strength cannot be recovered for the time being, it will be enough to keep you, Monk, safe and sound all the way to the west.

The marshal was originally a three-generation disciple of the Taoist ancestor, and he was a celestial immortal in the heaven before he became a god. He fought against my old grandson 500 years ago, and he was already at the peak of Taiyi at that time.

He has also learned the 36 transformations of Tiangang, and is proficient in the supernatural powers of the sky, the earth, and the earth. Ordinary monsters will not be his opponents.

It's just that for some unknown reason, the old Jade Emperor dared to demote him to the mortal world, and even cast him into a pig's womb. "

This doubt was only for a moment, and when he thought of this journey to the West later, the Great Sage had already figured out the truth.

After the Canopy Marshal who had some impressions of himself made some conclusions, the Great Sage then talked about the Rolling Curtain General, "As for the Rolling Curtain General, his strength is weaker than the Canopy, but you are wrong about one thing, monk."

"Oh?"

As for the great sage's willingness to say so much to him, Tang Sanzan was happy to see it, and was willing to cooperate with the great sage's show off.

"Since the shutter general was demoted to Liushahe, how could he be a flea spirit or a salted fish spirit?"

Tang Sanzan was not ashamed to ask, "What kind of spirit is that?"

I have read several versions of Journey to the West since I was a child, and there is even a film called Journey to the West, Journey to the West, Journey to the West, and Journey to the West, which was filmed by Zhou Xingchi. He has seen them all.

There is no dispute that the Great Sage is a monkey spirit, and that the second senior brother is a pig demon.

But what kind of spirit is Lao Sha, but there are different opinions. Tang Sanzan also thinks that Lao Sha is probably a flea or a salted fish after comprehensive analysis. "

After all, the old Sha Xitian seems to only call 666 along the way!

The Great Sage shook his head, and looked at Tang Sanzan speechlessly, "Monk, you said it yourself, that Monk Sha is a quicksand spirit, what kind of spirit do you think he is?"

"quicksand?"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback, "Quicksand can become a spirit?"

The Great Sage asked back, "Why not?"

Looking at the person in front of him, a stone can become a spirit, let alone quicksand.

Tang Sanzan nodded, he could only say that the world is so big, full of wonders.

Seeing that Tang Sanbu accepted, the Great Sage nodded and continued, "As for the white dragon horse you mentioned, Lao Sun has never heard that the old Dragon King of Xihai has a third prince, but the third princess has one."

Before Tang Sanzan could figure out what kind of expression he should show on his face at this time, the Great Sage then added, "But the third princess had a relationship with Yang Jian, and the old dragon king would not dare marry him. You ride like a horse."

Tang Sanzan: "." So, my white dragon horse is gone?

Looking at the white horse that was obediently staying beside the Great Sage, Tang Sanzan only felt a burst of heartache.

The white horse was robbed, and the white dragon horse somehow disappeared?The road to the west is thousands of miles away, is it really necessary for him to run on it?
After some exchanges, the food in Dasheng's stomach was almost gone.

Standing up from the ground, he patted the sawdust stained on the golden chain mail, and the great sage got on his horse, ready to continue his journey.

Looking back at Tang Sanzan, the Great Sage asked casually, "Monk, where did you get this hat? It doesn't match your bald head very well."

Hearing this, Tang Sanzun took off the hat on his head.

"What are you talking about, it was just given by Guanyin. I think the sun is too hot, so I put it on to protect my head from the sun."

The Great Sage's eyes were fixed, and just about to say something, he saw a golden hoop on top of Tang Sanzan's head, reflecting the dazzling luster under the noon sun.

In an instant, the Great Sage changed his face.

"This is."

(End of this chapter)

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