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Chapter 352 Fate, Wonderful
"Little Bailong, come out.

Don't hide in it and make no sound, I know you are in it.

You have the ability to eat the wild boar of the poor monk, and you have the ability to ride it for the poor monk! "

Standing on the edge of Yingchou Stream, Tang Sanzan pointed at the water surface of Yingchou Stream with one hand on his hips and cursed loudly.

Great Sage: "." mmp, it's so shameful, I really want to kick this shameful guy into the water.

At the bottom of the water, Bailong looked at the drowned wild boar that fell beside him with a dazed expression, feeling his mind was blank.

Is this still the innocent, lovely, kind and selfless Tang Sanzan back then?

It is impossible for my Tang Sanzan to be so shameless!
"Whoa!"

The water column rose into the sky, and a beautiful white dragon with a whole body like white jade rose into the sky from the water.

"Little Bailong, you still dare to come out. You are ordered by the Bodhisattva to wait for the poor monk in Yingchoujian to lead you to learn scriptures. Now that the master has eaten the poor monk's mount Bai. The wild boar, you said it should be done." .should~"

Tang Sanzan's voice became lower and lower, and his momentum became weaker and weaker.

When the white dragon turned into a human figure and landed on the ground, and stood beside Tang Sanzan with a dark face, Tang Sanzan couldn't say any more words.

"You you you you you you."

Raising his hand, Tang Sanzan pointed at Bailong with trembling fingers.

"Me? Me me me me me?"

Bailong pointed at himself with a dark face, "What me?"

"I, I, I..." Tang Sanzan's eyes widened, and he looked at Bailong with protruding eyes.

Bailong tapped Tang Sanzan's big bald head, "You? You you? You what you?"

Dasheng: "." Are you talking about tongue twisters?

Or. In the code word?

"Sister Bai Bailong?"

After being hit in the head and collapsed, Tang Sanzan made the sound of tinkling metal and iron on his head.

Still staring at Bailong with wide eyes, Tang Sanzan could no longer describe the mess in his heart at this moment.

"Hey, little monk, you don't know me?"

Bai Long, who was called Sister Bai Long, pointed a finger at his nose, stared at Tang Sanzan with big watery eyes, and Qin Xianglian was heartbroken looking at Chen Shimei who betrayed her.

Tang Sanzan: "." Sister, what the hell is that expression of being abandoned by the poor monk?
The poor monk swears by the integrity of my master, the poor monk is still single and unmarried.

If the poor monk has half a lie, my master will be exhausted, and he will never be able to find a female Taoist priest to be the poor monk's teacher.

Whoa!

A strong electric current hit, Tang Sanzan twitched all over his body, causing Bailong and the Great Sage to worry whether he had a sudden epileptic attack.

"Tang Sanzan, little monk, you really don't remember me?"

Seeing that Tang Sanzan was still looking at him with a dazed face after heaving for a while, the sad look in Sister Bailong's eyes was even worse.

Tang Sanzan's eyes were still full of confusion.

"Okay, Tang Sanzan, when I was with him, I called her Xiao Tiantian, but now I see her family's old age, so I pretend I don't know her.

Whether you admit it or not, you can't erase the evil deeds you committed in the first place.

I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach~"

Great Sage: "." So you are such a monk.

Tang Sanbu: "Wait, wait a minute, do you have my flesh and blood in your stomach?"

Tang Sanzan swears that he has lived for 19 years since he was a child, and he is still a virgin until now.

So, little sister, what is going on with the flesh and blood in your belly?

"Ah? I'm sorry, but I made a mistake. I have your flesh and blood!"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Young lady, even if you are beautiful, you can't be so irresponsible when you speak.

A word difference, but it will scare people to death.

However, even if it is flesh and blood, the poor monk who eats a piece of meat that can make people live forever is not just anyone.
Huh~ wait a minute.

For a moment, Tang Sanzan felt a flash of inspiration in his mind.

Time seems to go back at this moment, going back to that afternoon ten years ago.

It was an afternoon in an autumn ten years ago, the sun was shining brightly, and it was a season suitable for outings.

Eight-and-a-half-year-old Tang Sanbu left the lunatic asylum after finishing his morning class, and walked along the path of Dead Man Mountain to the back of the mountain.

Strolling around, it is right to digest the feeling of fullness brought by the flat peach that Master just ate secretly in the refrigerator in the bedroom.

Walking all the way down the mountain, Tang Sanzan suddenly saw that in the middle of the path, some benefactor had dropped a purple gold bowl. He looked left and right, but seeing no one around, a hungry tiger took the purple gold bowl in his arms and prepared to Take it back to the mountain and ask my master to help me find a benefactor, and exchange for a few bunches of candied haws.

After picking up the purple gold bowl, Tang Sanzan turned around and walked towards the top of the mountain, regardless of digestion.

Halfway up the mountain, when passing by the small river, I happened to see a second uncle who was fishing caught a golden carp.

Seeing that the golden carp seemed to be delicious, he had never eaten a golden carp when he grew up. In addition, his master taught him to pick up money without hesitation, and when he picked up less than a penny, he had to hand it over to the police uncle.

Without too much hesitation, he exchanged the purple gold bowl for the golden carp.

After changing the golden carp, Tang Sanbu ran back to the madhouse with the golden carp in his arms. Originally, he wanted his master to make him a meal of sweet and sour fish.

However, when he put the golden carp into the water, he found that the golden carp seemed different from other carp.

He doesn't know what's different about the golden carp, he just knows that looking into the eyes of the golden carp, he seems a bit reluctant to make this little thing into a sweet and sour fish.

So, in the afternoon of that day, under the afterglow of the setting sun, Tang Sanzan told the story to the little goldfish all afternoon.

The little goldfish seems to be a good listener, and occasionally responds to the stories Tang Sanzan tells.

Then, the second day, the third day.

In a blink of an eye, half a month has passed, and a month has passed.

As he became more and more familiar with the little goldfish, he became more and more reluctant to make the little goldfish into sweet and sour fish.

On this day, after eating the sweet and sour arowana steak made by Master and eating three bowls of rice to fill his stomach, Tang Sanzan went to the backyard of the madhouse to tell stories to the little goldfish.

Talk, talk, Tang somehow, Tang Sanzan suddenly remembered that the little goldfish didn't have a name yet.

Then, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't told the little goldfish his name.

After introducing himself, he remembered what his master said about eating his meat and he would live forever.

Then, in awe of science and the truth, the eight-and-a-half-year-old Tang Sanzan conducted human experiments on himself for the first time.

The results of the experiment told him the truth - it hurts so much to bite yourself.

Of course, it's not without extra gains. After taking a bite of himself, he found that his flesh melted in his mouth like the golden elixir hidden in the sandalwood cabinet in the master's bedroom.

And after eating his own meat, he suddenly felt that his wound didn't hurt anymore.

Of course, it is said that eating his meat can lead to immortality, but he doesn't have the slightest feeling that he can live forever.

Tang Sanzun thought, maybe he is special, so eating his own flesh won't work.

Glancing at the little goldfish, with a sincere heart to explore the truth, Tang Sanzan decided to let the little goldfish have a bite of his own flesh, to see if he could really live forever.

Tang Sanzun stretched his arm into the water and let the little goldfish bite him. The little goldfish just looked at him cutely, but it seemed that he couldn't bear to bite.

Later he learned that carp has no teeth.

The little goldfish didn't bite, Tang Sanzan wrapped his arm with a handkerchief, took a bite from his arm, and put it into the little goldfish's mouth.

next moment.
A ball of golden light burst out from the body of a small goldfish, and when the golden light dissipated, the goldfish disappeared, and a young lady taller than Tang Sanzan appeared beside the water tank.

Recalling this point, everything seems to have become clear.

"You, you are the little sister who became the goldfish!"

Recognizing the real body of Sister Bailong, Tang Sanzan's voice carried the surprise of encountering an old friend in a foreign land.

"So, is this why you lost two bites of flesh on one arm?
You idiot, don't you know that your own blood can perform the same function as meat? "

Tang Sanzan: "." Master, if you keep speaking so suddenly, you may lose your most beloved apprentice forever.

Being jumped by his master's sudden opening, Tang Sanzan's expression turned bitter instantly.

The little sister who was originally happy because Tang Sanzan recognized her, saw Tang Sanzan suddenly put on a bitter face, and the surprise on his face disappeared instantly.

"After leaving Dead Man's Mountain, I thought of the story you told me, so I went to Xihai to inquire about it, and found out that the Dragon King of Xihai did not have a third prince.

In order not to disappoint you, I have been sleeping in Yingchoujian and waiting for you. I originally wanted to surprise you.

But now it seems that you don't want to see me, little monk. "

As she spoke, the young lady showed a sad, lost, and aggrieved expression on her face.

Tang Sanzan shook his head quickly, "Of course not, the poor monk is very happy to see Miss Sister."

Miss Bailong: "Then why are you so sad?"

Tang Sanzan: "." You may not believe it, others either carry a system with them, or carry a grandfather with them. Here, the poor monk, they carry my master's ideas with them.

Of course, these three words were not spoken out, but they chose to change the subject.

"Miss, have you been waiting for the poor monk here?"

Hearing this, the young lady was indeed distracted by Tang Sanzan.

"Yes, I was originally an elf conceived in the sea, ignorant and wise, but I don't have a clear understanding of everything.

That day, when I was floating in the East China Sea, there was a huge wave on the sea. From a distance, I saw a small raft tied together with coconuts being broken up by the waves. A little monkey on the coconut raft was knocked unconscious by the waves.

I wanted to save people, so in a hurry, I turned into a fish I had seen before and swam to the shore with a little monkey.

After rescuing the little monkey, I went back to the sea and thought the image of the golden carp was very beautiful, so I kept it in that shape.

I don’t know how many years later, I swam through thousands of waters, and that day when I passed a small river, I smelled the scent of that thing called bait and couldn’t help but took a bite, and was caught by humans.

Thanks to the little monk, you saved me, so I was not eaten by humans.

It was the little monk again, you gave me a piece of meat, which gave me spiritual wisdom.

I have nothing to do with you, and I know that you are going to learn scriptures but there is no white dragon horse, so I am waiting for you here in Yingshoujian. "

Sister Bailong had just finished speaking, and when she was about to transform into a white horse, an unsteady exclamation suddenly came from her ear.

"It's you!"

(End of this chapter)