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Chapter 361 How about I give you a privilege as a teacher?
Chapter 361 How about I give you a privilege as a teacher?
Surprise or not?Accident or not?Moved or not?
When this voice rang clearly in his ears, the hairs all over Zhu Gangli's body suddenly exploded.
Trying hard to break free from the dream of memories, at the last moment, Zhu Gangli seemed to see a big bald man with a cheap smile showing a wretched smile at him, and added another sentence after asking three times , "Moved or not?"
"Don't dare to move!"
Opening his eyes, seeing the golden cudgel on his neck, Zhu Gang hesitated for a second.
"Well, don't dare to move! Just don't dare to move!"
Tang Sanzan was very satisfied with Zhu Gangli's attitude.
Take a look!
This is the apprentice.
All his Tang Sanzun's life, what he wants is an apprentice who can be cowardly when facing him like this. He is not like the great sage. He has been training him for several months, and he is both intimidating and seductive. This is a reluctant change. He called himself Master.
One foot stepped on the side of the double bed left by the second sister of the egg, Tang Sanzan raised his hand and grabbed Zhu Ganglu's ear, "You are the canopy who is nicknamed Zhu Ganglu, commonly known as Zhu Incompetent, and named Zhu Bajie. marshal?"
Zhu Gangli blinked at the monk in front of him, and a moment of cuteness flashed across his face.
"That. The old pig's name is Zhu Ganglu. The Bodhisattva gave him a dharma name and he became enlightened. Therefore, the old pig's Dharma name is Zhu Wuneng. As for Zhu Bajie, the old pig doesn't have this name."
Seeing the aggrieved look of the pig demon, Tang Sanzan slapped the pig demon on the head, "From today on!"
"Old pig me."
Tang Sanzun stared, "I call you Zhu Bajie, do you dare not agree?"
Seeing the flickering cold light of the golden cudgel that the Great Sage fastened around his neck, and the smile of the bald monk in front of him that made his heart tremble, the pig demon chose to submit again.
"Don't dare!"
Well, it's still a second.
"Very well, then you will be called Zhu Bajie from now on."
The pig demon opened his mouth, swallowed his anger, and replied weakly, "Okay!"
"very good!"
Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, raised his hand to wipe his head, took off the gold band on his head, and put it on the pig demon's head.
"This is a meeting gift from the teacher. After wearing the golden hoop, you will be a real-name registered apprentice of the teacher from now on.
Remember to report the title of teacher when you go out in the future, who dares to bully you, take your senior brother to kill him as a teacher! "
Looking at Tang Sanbu's vicious expression, Zhu Bajie felt that his brain was not enough.
Is this really a monk?
Opening his mouth, Zhu Bajie wanted to complain, but facing the staring gazes of the holy monk and the great sage, he felt that he had nothing to say.
"Master."
In the end, Zhu Bajie called out these two words in shame, showing his submission.
"Just to let Master know that the Guanyin Bodhisattva ordered the old pig to wait here for a sutra learner named Tang Seng, and guaranteed him to go to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven to learn sutras.
Lao Zhu is naturally willing to worship you as his teacher, but what if the Bodhisattva blames you?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie's eyes rolling around, Tang Sanzan could think of what this guy was up to with his toes.
It's nothing more than that now people are under the eaves and want to try to use the name of Bodhisattva to see if it will work.
Unfortunately.
"Emi Tofu, I forgot to introduce myself.
The poor monk, Tang Sanbu, burial to the sky, burial ground, and burial to the common people. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of the poor monk's meat can make him immortal.
The poor monk is not talented, and Tian is the special envoy entrusted by His Majesty Li Er, the king of the Tang Dynasty, to go to the Daleiyin Temple in the West to worship Buddha and obtain the scriptures. "
After a standard self-introduction, Tang Sanzang smiled, "Bajie, my teacher is Tang Seng, the scripture learner you have been waiting for for a long time."
Zhu Bajie: "." I always feel that there is a sentence mmp in my heart, and I don't know whether I should say it or not.
Don't talk about being aggrieved, but talk about possibility. No, you will definitely get beaten.
But, Bodhisattva, what kind of vision do you have? This is the person you are looking for to learn from the scriptures?
Can such a person who learns the scriptures really get the scriptures?
Feeling slandered in his heart, looking at Tang San's piercing eyes and the golden cudgel in the hands of the Great Sage, Zhu Bajie showed a loveless expression like a thin and weak scholar who had been rounded up by eighteen Zhang Fei shrews. Nodding weakly, "Disciple Zhu Wuneng, pay homage to Master."
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a slap on the forehead.
"Master?"
Zhu Bajie was wronged.
Tang Sanzan was even more annoyed, "What did I tell you before I became a teacher?
Zhu Bajie!1 years from now, you can only have one name in the Three Realms—Zhu Bajie! "
The second senior brother: "But, Zhu Wuneng is a Bodhisattva giving the old pig."
Before the second senior brother finished speaking, Tang Sanzan interrupted aggressively by waving his hand, "Don't talk about Bodhisattva, even the name given to you by the Buddha is unnecessary.
As the teacher's apprentice, the teacher has the final say. "
Second brother: "." You are so domineering, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by your Buddha?
But, you've said that, what else can I say?
"Disciple Zhu Bajie, pay homage to Master."
"Ah."
Tang Sanzan nodded, "Get up."
The Great Sage took away the golden cudgel, and the second brother got up from the bed.
Without the threat of the golden cudgel, even though he recognized the face of the Great Sage, his legs were still faintly weak.
But looking at Tang Sanzan's shiny head and thinking about what Tang Sanzan did before, he was once again reminded of his helplessness of being abandoned by the patriarch and the Jade Emperor to lay down the mortal world and cast himself into a pig fetus.
In the depths of Zhu Bajie's eyes, there was still a cold light flickering uncontrollably.
then
"what!"
The corners of Tang Sanzan's mouth curled up slightly, with a smile on his face that made people feel like a spring breeze, as he muttered something, the second senior brother had turned into a rolling gourd, rolling around on the ground with his head in his hands.
"Master. Master read silently, the disciple knows his mistake."
Tang Sanzan ignored it, and recited the tight-knit mantra seven to seven times 49 times, and the second senior brother who was in pain lived and died, and then stopped the mantra.
"Are you aware of your mistake? Tell me, what is your mistake?"
"Disciple. Disciple should not have bad thoughts towards Master."
The second senior brother wanted to hide it, but thinking of the torment of the curse, he still gritted his teeth and said it.
However.
"It seems that you want to try the Jiujiu package of the curse again."
Tang Sanzan shook his head slightly, looked at the second senior brother and said.
Zhu Bajie: "."
With a puff, the second senior brother knelt on the ground, "Master, this disciple is just aroused by the past, and definitely not trying to be disrespectful to Master."
Tang Sanzan still shook his head, "It's not about thinking badly for the teacher."
The second senior brother was taken aback again, isn't it something evil?Could it be that he just committed a greater crime than deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors?
Thinking of this, the second senior brother buckled his head.
"The disciple doesn't know, please tell the master clearly, please forgive the old pig once."
Seeing the second senior brother like this, Tang Sanzan shook his head, bent down and helped the second senior brother up from the ground.
"Punishing you as a teacher is because you have lost face as a teacher."
The second senior brother was even more confused and lost his face?When did the old pig lose his face?
Looking at Tang Sanzan's handsome and extraordinary appearance, he touched his pig's head, nose and tail, and the rake in his hand.
Could it be that it was because of my own image that I lost Master's face?
Thinking of this, the second senior brother's face became even more troubled, "But...Master, this appearance was originally given by parents, and the old pig can't help it!"
If possible, he would naturally want to change back to the image of Marshal Canopy in his previous life, who would want to wear a pig's head if he is so heroic?
Tang Sanzan heard the words, and slapped the second senior brother on the head.
"What I'm talking about for the teacher is that you were actually regretted."
Second Senior Brother: ". Regret. Regret the marriage?"
"Correct!"
Tang Sanzan nodded, his face was filled with righteous indignation, "You idiot, you are obviously indebted to the Gao family, and it was the Gao family's couple who asked you to be their son-in-law.
The wedding is going on, and after worshiping heaven and earth, then Miss Gao is the wife you Mingmei is marrying.
But you stupid pig, what have you done?
ah?If you are kicked out of your house, ask the mage to arrest you.
What about you?Not only did he not retaliate, not only did he not let the rebellious family understand what power is, but he was obedient and resigned to everything.
How can you take an apprentice like you out as a teacher?
No matter how you say it, you are a respectable person as a teacher. If a disciple is bullied like this, do you want to lose face as a teacher? "
Second senior brother: "."
This... This is totally different from the script that Laozhu thought of. Aren't you invited by Gao Yuanwai's family to take Laozhu? ?
"Master, aren't you the one who was invited by the high-ranking official to surrender my old pig?"
Tang Sanzun curled his lips in disdain, "Surrender you?
After all, you are also the Great Demon King at the peak of the Golden Immortal, so the high-ranking official Waikoukou Soso only gave out 1000 taels of silver as an appearance fee for the teacher.
He looks down on being a teacher so much, why is he going to surrender you for him?You don't want to lose face as a teacher? "
Zhu Bajie: "." So, it's all an excuse for an apprentice to stop being bullied after being bullied.
The reason why you really don't help Gao Yuanwai is because Gao Yuanwai pays less?
It turns out that you are such a monk.
Seeing that the second senior brother looked taught, Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction.
turn around.
"go!"
"Master, where are we going?"
Seeing that the Great Sage and Tang Sanzan turned around and left the Yunzhan Cave, the second senior brother hurriedly followed up and asked.
"Gao Laozhuang, send you into the bridal chamber."
Second senior brother: "."
God knows how the second senior brother felt overwhelmed when he heard Tang Sanzan seriously say these words.
Is what the monk said true? ? ,
"But... Master, Laozhu is considered a Buddhist disciple after he apprenticed to a master. We Buddhist disciples, don't we abstain from marriage and sex?"
Tang Sanzan stopped, turned his head and glanced at the second senior brother.
"You said, that's someone else's Buddhist school, and our teacher's school is unfortunate."
The second brother didn't understand, "Don't abstain from womanizing? Then, master, you named the old pig Bajie, which Bajie did you refer to?"
Since it is not the Three Refuges and the Five Precepts, how did he get the name of the Eight Precepts?
Tang Sanzan was taken aback when asked, yes, because he thought the second brother should be called Zhu Bajie, so he called him Zhu Bajie.
But I don't have those precepts at all, so how should I explain the name of the eight precepts?
Tang Sanzan, who was stunned by the question, turned his head to look at the second senior brother, and seriously discussed, "Why not. As the privilege given to you by the teacher, you are allowed to observe the eight precepts of Buddhism?"
Second senior brother: "."
(End of this chapter)
Surprise or not?Accident or not?Moved or not?
When this voice rang clearly in his ears, the hairs all over Zhu Gangli's body suddenly exploded.
Trying hard to break free from the dream of memories, at the last moment, Zhu Gangli seemed to see a big bald man with a cheap smile showing a wretched smile at him, and added another sentence after asking three times , "Moved or not?"
"Don't dare to move!"
Opening his eyes, seeing the golden cudgel on his neck, Zhu Gang hesitated for a second.
"Well, don't dare to move! Just don't dare to move!"
Tang Sanzan was very satisfied with Zhu Gangli's attitude.
Take a look!
This is the apprentice.
All his Tang Sanzun's life, what he wants is an apprentice who can be cowardly when facing him like this. He is not like the great sage. He has been training him for several months, and he is both intimidating and seductive. This is a reluctant change. He called himself Master.
One foot stepped on the side of the double bed left by the second sister of the egg, Tang Sanzan raised his hand and grabbed Zhu Ganglu's ear, "You are the canopy who is nicknamed Zhu Ganglu, commonly known as Zhu Incompetent, and named Zhu Bajie. marshal?"
Zhu Gangli blinked at the monk in front of him, and a moment of cuteness flashed across his face.
"That. The old pig's name is Zhu Ganglu. The Bodhisattva gave him a dharma name and he became enlightened. Therefore, the old pig's Dharma name is Zhu Wuneng. As for Zhu Bajie, the old pig doesn't have this name."
Seeing the aggrieved look of the pig demon, Tang Sanzan slapped the pig demon on the head, "From today on!"
"Old pig me."
Tang Sanzun stared, "I call you Zhu Bajie, do you dare not agree?"
Seeing the flickering cold light of the golden cudgel that the Great Sage fastened around his neck, and the smile of the bald monk in front of him that made his heart tremble, the pig demon chose to submit again.
"Don't dare!"
Well, it's still a second.
"Very well, then you will be called Zhu Bajie from now on."
The pig demon opened his mouth, swallowed his anger, and replied weakly, "Okay!"
"very good!"
Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, raised his hand to wipe his head, took off the gold band on his head, and put it on the pig demon's head.
"This is a meeting gift from the teacher. After wearing the golden hoop, you will be a real-name registered apprentice of the teacher from now on.
Remember to report the title of teacher when you go out in the future, who dares to bully you, take your senior brother to kill him as a teacher! "
Looking at Tang Sanbu's vicious expression, Zhu Bajie felt that his brain was not enough.
Is this really a monk?
Opening his mouth, Zhu Bajie wanted to complain, but facing the staring gazes of the holy monk and the great sage, he felt that he had nothing to say.
"Master."
In the end, Zhu Bajie called out these two words in shame, showing his submission.
"Just to let Master know that the Guanyin Bodhisattva ordered the old pig to wait here for a sutra learner named Tang Seng, and guaranteed him to go to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven to learn sutras.
Lao Zhu is naturally willing to worship you as his teacher, but what if the Bodhisattva blames you?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie's eyes rolling around, Tang Sanzan could think of what this guy was up to with his toes.
It's nothing more than that now people are under the eaves and want to try to use the name of Bodhisattva to see if it will work.
Unfortunately.
"Emi Tofu, I forgot to introduce myself.
The poor monk, Tang Sanbu, burial to the sky, burial ground, and burial to the common people. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of the poor monk's meat can make him immortal.
The poor monk is not talented, and Tian is the special envoy entrusted by His Majesty Li Er, the king of the Tang Dynasty, to go to the Daleiyin Temple in the West to worship Buddha and obtain the scriptures. "
After a standard self-introduction, Tang Sanzang smiled, "Bajie, my teacher is Tang Seng, the scripture learner you have been waiting for for a long time."
Zhu Bajie: "." I always feel that there is a sentence mmp in my heart, and I don't know whether I should say it or not.
Don't talk about being aggrieved, but talk about possibility. No, you will definitely get beaten.
But, Bodhisattva, what kind of vision do you have? This is the person you are looking for to learn from the scriptures?
Can such a person who learns the scriptures really get the scriptures?
Feeling slandered in his heart, looking at Tang San's piercing eyes and the golden cudgel in the hands of the Great Sage, Zhu Bajie showed a loveless expression like a thin and weak scholar who had been rounded up by eighteen Zhang Fei shrews. Nodding weakly, "Disciple Zhu Wuneng, pay homage to Master."
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a slap on the forehead.
"Master?"
Zhu Bajie was wronged.
Tang Sanzan was even more annoyed, "What did I tell you before I became a teacher?
Zhu Bajie!1 years from now, you can only have one name in the Three Realms—Zhu Bajie! "
The second senior brother: "But, Zhu Wuneng is a Bodhisattva giving the old pig."
Before the second senior brother finished speaking, Tang Sanzan interrupted aggressively by waving his hand, "Don't talk about Bodhisattva, even the name given to you by the Buddha is unnecessary.
As the teacher's apprentice, the teacher has the final say. "
Second brother: "." You are so domineering, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by your Buddha?
But, you've said that, what else can I say?
"Disciple Zhu Bajie, pay homage to Master."
"Ah."
Tang Sanzan nodded, "Get up."
The Great Sage took away the golden cudgel, and the second brother got up from the bed.
Without the threat of the golden cudgel, even though he recognized the face of the Great Sage, his legs were still faintly weak.
But looking at Tang Sanzan's shiny head and thinking about what Tang Sanzan did before, he was once again reminded of his helplessness of being abandoned by the patriarch and the Jade Emperor to lay down the mortal world and cast himself into a pig fetus.
In the depths of Zhu Bajie's eyes, there was still a cold light flickering uncontrollably.
then
"what!"
The corners of Tang Sanzan's mouth curled up slightly, with a smile on his face that made people feel like a spring breeze, as he muttered something, the second senior brother had turned into a rolling gourd, rolling around on the ground with his head in his hands.
"Master. Master read silently, the disciple knows his mistake."
Tang Sanzan ignored it, and recited the tight-knit mantra seven to seven times 49 times, and the second senior brother who was in pain lived and died, and then stopped the mantra.
"Are you aware of your mistake? Tell me, what is your mistake?"
"Disciple. Disciple should not have bad thoughts towards Master."
The second senior brother wanted to hide it, but thinking of the torment of the curse, he still gritted his teeth and said it.
However.
"It seems that you want to try the Jiujiu package of the curse again."
Tang Sanzan shook his head slightly, looked at the second senior brother and said.
Zhu Bajie: "."
With a puff, the second senior brother knelt on the ground, "Master, this disciple is just aroused by the past, and definitely not trying to be disrespectful to Master."
Tang Sanzan still shook his head, "It's not about thinking badly for the teacher."
The second senior brother was taken aback again, isn't it something evil?Could it be that he just committed a greater crime than deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors?
Thinking of this, the second senior brother buckled his head.
"The disciple doesn't know, please tell the master clearly, please forgive the old pig once."
Seeing the second senior brother like this, Tang Sanzan shook his head, bent down and helped the second senior brother up from the ground.
"Punishing you as a teacher is because you have lost face as a teacher."
The second senior brother was even more confused and lost his face?When did the old pig lose his face?
Looking at Tang Sanzan's handsome and extraordinary appearance, he touched his pig's head, nose and tail, and the rake in his hand.
Could it be that it was because of my own image that I lost Master's face?
Thinking of this, the second senior brother's face became even more troubled, "But...Master, this appearance was originally given by parents, and the old pig can't help it!"
If possible, he would naturally want to change back to the image of Marshal Canopy in his previous life, who would want to wear a pig's head if he is so heroic?
Tang Sanzan heard the words, and slapped the second senior brother on the head.
"What I'm talking about for the teacher is that you were actually regretted."
Second Senior Brother: ". Regret. Regret the marriage?"
"Correct!"
Tang Sanzan nodded, his face was filled with righteous indignation, "You idiot, you are obviously indebted to the Gao family, and it was the Gao family's couple who asked you to be their son-in-law.
The wedding is going on, and after worshiping heaven and earth, then Miss Gao is the wife you Mingmei is marrying.
But you stupid pig, what have you done?
ah?If you are kicked out of your house, ask the mage to arrest you.
What about you?Not only did he not retaliate, not only did he not let the rebellious family understand what power is, but he was obedient and resigned to everything.
How can you take an apprentice like you out as a teacher?
No matter how you say it, you are a respectable person as a teacher. If a disciple is bullied like this, do you want to lose face as a teacher? "
Second senior brother: "."
This... This is totally different from the script that Laozhu thought of. Aren't you invited by Gao Yuanwai's family to take Laozhu? ?
"Master, aren't you the one who was invited by the high-ranking official to surrender my old pig?"
Tang Sanzun curled his lips in disdain, "Surrender you?
After all, you are also the Great Demon King at the peak of the Golden Immortal, so the high-ranking official Waikoukou Soso only gave out 1000 taels of silver as an appearance fee for the teacher.
He looks down on being a teacher so much, why is he going to surrender you for him?You don't want to lose face as a teacher? "
Zhu Bajie: "." So, it's all an excuse for an apprentice to stop being bullied after being bullied.
The reason why you really don't help Gao Yuanwai is because Gao Yuanwai pays less?
It turns out that you are such a monk.
Seeing that the second senior brother looked taught, Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction.
turn around.
"go!"
"Master, where are we going?"
Seeing that the Great Sage and Tang Sanzan turned around and left the Yunzhan Cave, the second senior brother hurriedly followed up and asked.
"Gao Laozhuang, send you into the bridal chamber."
Second senior brother: "."
God knows how the second senior brother felt overwhelmed when he heard Tang Sanzan seriously say these words.
Is what the monk said true? ? ,
"But... Master, Laozhu is considered a Buddhist disciple after he apprenticed to a master. We Buddhist disciples, don't we abstain from marriage and sex?"
Tang Sanzan stopped, turned his head and glanced at the second senior brother.
"You said, that's someone else's Buddhist school, and our teacher's school is unfortunate."
The second brother didn't understand, "Don't abstain from womanizing? Then, master, you named the old pig Bajie, which Bajie did you refer to?"
Since it is not the Three Refuges and the Five Precepts, how did he get the name of the Eight Precepts?
Tang Sanzan was taken aback when asked, yes, because he thought the second brother should be called Zhu Bajie, so he called him Zhu Bajie.
But I don't have those precepts at all, so how should I explain the name of the eight precepts?
Tang Sanzan, who was stunned by the question, turned his head to look at the second senior brother, and seriously discussed, "Why not. As the privilege given to you by the teacher, you are allowed to observe the eight precepts of Buddhism?"
Second senior brother: "."
(End of this chapter)
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