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Chapter 363 Is It You, Little Golden Crow

After Tang Sanzun gently put the handle of the nine-ringed tin rod in his hand on the ground, shaking a small building next to the Gaofu hall, Gao Yuanwai didn't say a word of nonsense, and immediately agreed with his daughter and Zhu Bajie. marriage.

After Tang Sanzan personally selected the auspicious day for Huang Dao, the second senior brother and sister Gao Xie entered the bridal chamber that night.

That night, Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao lay on the bed hugging each other, looking at each other speechlessly, only crying a thousand lines.

Turning his head, looking at the almanac hanging on the wall, after a long time of silence, Gao Yuanwai let out a dejected sigh.

His eyes fell on the yellow calendar that was pointed out by the Tang monk as auspicious days, and he saw two lines of small characters: "March [-]th in the year of Bingchen, small, suitable for burial, not suitable for marriage."

On the other side, the roof, on this beautiful day, the great sage sat on the eaves and looked up at the western sky, silent.

At some point, Tang Sanzan came to the great sage's side, "Wukong, do you have something on your mind?"

The Great Sage turned his head and glanced at Tang Sanzan, without speaking, turned his gaze to the side again.

"Yo, this is really worrying."

Tang Sanzan chuckled, "Come on, everyone is a good brother. Everyone is a teacher and apprentice, what's not happy about it, let's talk about it to make the teacher happy."

The Great Sage turned his head and looked at Tang Sanzan expressionlessly, "Today's calendar seems to be suitable for funerals and not for marriage."

Tang Sanzan was taken aback, "Really? Wukong, do you know how to read the almanac?
Then do you know fortune-telling?Have you ever considered marriage for yourself?When will you be able to marry the girl in your heart?

By the way, what's the name of your little girlfriend?Do you want to help you propose marriage as a teacher? "

The Great Sage's complexion changed, he watched Tang Sanzhu for a long time, and finally turned to the golden cudgel in his hand in despondency.

Damn, the longer we get along, the more I feel that this monk is unfathomable. Even if he recovers to the strength close to the Xuanxian level, he still can't beat him!
On the other side, seeing that the Great Sage ignored him, Tang Sanzan also looked up at the sky.

The line of sight fell on the stars, on the zodiac that represents the good and bad of the sky, "Isn't it suitable to marry? It shouldn't be."

In the Heavenly Court, each of the twelve stars of the zodiac held a stack of papers. When the Ugly Ox threw out the Wuma and threw out a canopy marshal, and the quilt mouse pressed it down with the Jade Emperor, the Ugly Ox's mouth curled up into a deep smile, "A piece of paper is as big as the sky!" Holy, crushed to death."

However, the praying mantis catches the cicada, the oriole follows behind,

Yinhu looked at the white paper card with the Monkey King printed on it and grinned at the ugly cow, "Hey, sorry, I still have a Tathagata Buddha here!"

Slap, the big bald head covered with bumps was slapped on the table, Yinhu didn't wait for others to speak, and directly slapped a stack of white paper cards in his hand, "Eighteen arhats are all out, sorry, I won."

The others looked at the cards played by Yinhu, opened their mouths, and threw the white cards in their hands on the table helplessly.

"Haha! Hahaha! 500 years! It's been 500 years!"

After winning a game, Yinhu laughed arrogantly, "It's been 500 years, this is the first time I've won against you guys!
In order to celebrate this wonderful moment, I decided - to change the almanac! "

then
"The fourteenth day of the third month of Bingchen year, young, suitable for marriage, not for funeral."

After watching Zodiac deduce it and come to this conclusion, Tang Sanzan couldn't help curling his lips when he looked at the Great Sage who was still playing with deep thoughts.

As for the great sage, it is impossible for the poor monk to make such a low-level mistake even if he is not as reliable as the poor monk.

The next day, the second senior brother walked out of the wedding room with a pair of panda eyes of kidney deficiency, and brought his newly consummated wife to offer tea to Tang Sanbu.

Tang Sanzan accepted the tea offered by his apprentice and his daughter-in-law with satisfaction, and sealed a big red envelope for the two of them.

When the second senior brother happily put the red envelope into his arms, he saw that Tang Sanzan's eyes had fallen on Miss Gao beside him.

"Fairy Chang'e, is that you Fairy Chang'e?"

Miss Gao was slightly taken aback, then raised her head and looked at Tang Sanzan in confusion, "Master, are you talking to me?"

Marry like a husband, marry a chicken like a chicken, marry a dog like a dog, marry the second senior brother, naturally Miss Gao will call the master along with the second senior brother.

Then, under Miss Gao's puzzled eyes, under the suspicious eyes of the second senior brother, under the thoughtful gaze of the Great Sage.

Tang San Zhan flipped his hand, and a piece of silver talisman paper appeared in his hand.

"The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, Fairy Chang'e will appear soon!"

The talisman ignited in the wind, and instantly dissipated into pure energy.

The next moment, Miss Gao, who was kneeling on the ground, was shrouded in a cloud of divine light, and when the divine light dissipated, the face that appeared in front of everyone again was the same, but the one dressed in the cold sky clothes set off the cold and dusty temperament. , who else could it be if it wasn't Chang'e Fairy in Guanghan Palace?
"My lady, are you Chang'e Fairy?"

Seeing that the lady who was sleeping with him last night turned into the Fairy Chang'e whom he had been dreaming of day and night, the second senior brother's pig eyes were the size of glass balls, which shows how shocked he was in his heart.

The bride nodded, and looked at the second senior brother with complicated eyes.

"It was a morning 20 years ago, I was ordered by Taiyin Xingjun to inspect the Taiyin Hall.

On the way back, I met a strange man.

Then"

She didn't make it clear what she said later, leaving everyone with a lot of imagination.

Just when the second senior brother was in disbelief, Fairy Chang'e had already floated up.

"Marshal, I am waiting for you in Guanghan Palace."

"Bajie, Bajie, kind-hearted, not bad."

"Bajie, Bajie, silly and cute."

"Fat head and big ears, it's a blessing to learn to be good at wrestling."

"Clumsy, perfect, Bajie lives really freely."

It has been half a month since I left Gao Laozhuang, during this half month, whenever I was on the road, the second senior brother would always sit by himself and giggle.

Before nightfall, the second senior brother who could not sleep all night always looked at the moon in a daze.

This made Tang Sanzan couldn't help being a little worried. Is this the legendary second senior brother who steals, rapes, plays tricks, eats, eats, and lusts?
Just walking along the way without thinking about eating and drinking, laughing silly from time to time, letting go of the rein while leading the white horse and lost himself, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but let him go for a few days off Guanghan Palace is visiting relatives.

Of course, the most important thing is that this stupid pig doesn't know whether to turn grief and anger into appetite or to be refreshed on happy occasions, and he can eat especially along the way.

After eating for half a month, this pig has lost more than 30 catties.

If he continued to eat like this, he was afraid that he would not have reached Lingshan, and his apprentice would go to the West Paradise first.

The worried Tang Sanzan was frowning, and could only sing to express his inner distress.

On the one hand, listening to Tang Sanzan's singing, the second senior brother came back to his senses and put away the smirk on his face.

"Master, you've sung this song all the way through, for the past half a month, old pig, my ears are getting callused.

Dreaming back at midnight, even the old pig wondered if he was really as stupid as you sang.

Why don't we discuss it, would you like to listen to another song? "

Seeing that his apprentice returned to normal, Tang Sanzan's mood improved, and he nodded in agreement with the second apprentice's request.

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose. When you were sick, you still had your nose hanging."

"Pig, your eyes are round, blink and blink and you can't see the sky."

"

"It is said that your ancestors had a rake, and the fortune teller said that he was born with a peach blossom."

"When I see a beautiful girl, I laugh and laugh, I don't blush, I don't get scared!"

Second senior brother: "."

Great Sage: "Hehe!"

White Horse: "Xi Lv Lv~"

Sister Bailong, "Hahaha, pig's head, pig's brain, pig's body and pig's tail, this song really resembles yours!"

After singing the song, the second senior brother looked at Tang Sanzan with resentment in his eyes, "Master, you should sing with a good heart."

Tang Sanzun rolled his eyes, "You think being a teacher is your family's dot reader, why don't you know how to click?"

The master and apprentice were chatting, but they were not satisfied with the journey.

At this time, the border of the Uzbek Kingdom has been passed, and after a short walk, a high mountain can be seen in the distance.

"Bajie, you are a fairy born and bred in this area, and you are clear about the boundaries of this area.

What kind of mountain is this mountain in front of us?Are there any powerful demons and ghosts in the mountains? "

Hearing his master's question, the second senior brother glanced at the mountain in front of him, smiled and shook his head.

"Master, don't worry, the mountain ahead is called Futu Mountain. There are no powerful monsters in this mountain. There are some small monsters who have just matured, but they will not block the way and harm people.

On the contrary, there is an expert in this mountain named Zen Master Wuchao.

This Zen Master Wuchao is also quite capable. I have fought against the old pig before, but the other party couldn't make a single move, and I tried my best to take him down.

Speaking of which, the old Zen master also said that he would let me go to practice with him, but I, the old pig, waited wholeheartedly for the arrival of the master, and did not agree to go to practice with him. "

When answering, the second senior brother ignored the eager expression on Tang Sanzan's face.

After listening to the words of the second senior brother, Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes, "Which one of your eyes can see that there is a little worry on the face of the teacher?

No matter what kind of monsters and ghosts he is, you are a big monster at the peak of Jinxian, you practice the authentic method of Taoism, and you have learned the 36 changes of Tiangang. Unable to deal with monsters?
Even if the two of you really can't figure it out, can you force the master to use his big move, once the master's nirvana is released, there are still tender and immortal ghosts? "

Hearing Tang Sanzan talk about his ultimate skill, the second senior brother looked puzzled, but seeing the great sage glanced away in disdain, Sister Bailong couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

Even the white horse under his crotch snorted with contempt.

Snapped!
"You stupid horse, you deserve to be beaten again, don't you?"

With a slap on the white horse's head, Tang Sanzan looked at the second senior brother and asked expectantly.

"Bajie, how high is this Zen Master Wuchao? Is the main body a bird?"

The second senior brother thought for a while, "In terms of cultivation base, the old pig and I, a Golden Immortal, can't get a piece of his clothes, so I think it should be stronger than Da Luo.

As for the body, Lao Zhu couldn't tell, but he also knew that Zen Master Wuchao's dojo was in the shape of a crow's nest.

Presumably the main body should be a bird. "

Tang Sanzun nodded and looked up at Futu Mountain ahead.

Is that you, Little Golden Crow?
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