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Chapter 366 Memoirs of Tang Sanbu's Suffering Life in the Mountain of the Dead
I already knew that the monk was a fake monk.
Listening to the Great Sage's words, Zen Master Wuchao felt that his brain was not enough.

You know that the monk is a fake monk, and you still guarantee him to go to the west to learn scriptures. Do you think that you died not fast enough, or do you think that 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain is a bit short?
When Zen Master Wuchao was in a daze, the second brother also spoke.

"From the moment Master helped Lao Zhu to fulfill my wish, Lao Zhu knew that whether Master became a Buddha or a demon, Lao Zhu will follow him for the rest of his life."

Zen Master Wuchao: "."

Help you get what you want?
What is the second brother's wish?
Zen Master Wuchao thought about it, and the second senior brother seemed to have quite a few wishes.

As a pig, the second senior brother is greedy.

As a pig who flirted with Fairy Chang'e and was thrown into the mortal world by mistake, the second senior brother is lustful.

Wait. Wait!

Chang'e?

If there is a wish that can make the second senior brother swear by Tang Sanbu, it must be Chang'e, right?
Seeing the unbelievable expression on Zen Master Wuchao's face, the second senior brother curled his lips, which is rare and strange.

"Okay, let's make you understand."

Tang Sanzan sat on the ground holding Zen Master Wuchao's thigh in an ambiguous posture, "Unfortunately, I tell you that the poor monk is not a time traveler, but the reincarnation of the golden cicada you know."

"impossible!"

As soon as Tang Sanzan finished speaking, Zen Master Wuchao cried out angrily, "The Tang Monk in Journey to the West cannot be like you.

I know, you are not time-traveling, but rebirth. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

Forget it, I can't explain it clearly, you still died inexplicably.

"No, don't," Zen Master Wu Chao panicked, "Let me understand."

"I want to know why the poor monk became like this?"

Zen Master Wuchao nodded repeatedly.

Tang Sanzan smiled mysteriously, "That's because...you didn't meet a master who was unreliable like the poor monk. You met a respectful, great, selfless master who treated his disciples as his own."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan glanced at the Great Sage, who turned the golden cudgel into a butcher's knife.

Raising the knife in his hand and dropping it, Zen Master Wuchao's head fell to the ground, his eyes widened and he was silent.

Until his death, he didn't understand the meaning of Tang San's funeral words.

Master?

Isn't his master the Tathagata Buddha?

Could it be that Tathagata knew his identity as a time traveler and wanted to use Tang Sanzan's hand to get rid of his hidden danger in Buddhism?
It's just this doubt, which is destined to not get an answer.

"Your apprentice Sun Wukong killed a Daluo Daoguo Golden Crow, and dropped the pseudo-god-level exercise "Dari Tathagata Sutra, dropped Tiangang 36 Transformations, dropped Immortal Slashing Flying Knife, picked it up and bound it.

Your apprentice gains experience +99999999. "

"Your apprentice Sun Wukong's level has skyrocketed."

Tang Sanzan: "..." After dropping so many things, none of them are for me?
Heartbroken for a long time, Tang Sanzan got up from the ground.

Cleaning up his mood, Tang Sanzan curled up a humble smile as he watched Zen Master Wuchao's monster body transformed into a huge fire bird.

"Let you die to understand? If you want to harm the poor monk, why should the poor monk let you die to be a sensible ghost?"

Besides, you have no chance to be a ghost!
While slandering, looking at the huge monster body, Tang Sanzan also secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

fine!fine.

Although it's called the Golden Crow, at least it doesn't look the same as a crow.

Thinking about it, if the Golden Crow was a crow with its whole body on fire, he would be really speechless.

Looking at it now, although the name of this Golden Crow has the word "wu", it has no blood relationship with crows. It doesn't look like a crow at all. On the contrary, except for the unattractive three feet, the overall image is quite pleasing to the eye.

At least, Tang Sanzan won't feel sick when he eats it.

After confirming that the golden crow was edible, Tang Sanzan, who was about to show off to his disciples, personally directed the second senior brother to boil a pot of boiling water.

Watching the second senior brother throw the golden crow into a cauldron to scald it and pluck its hair.

He personally instructed the second senior brother to bleed the Golden Crow, skin it, and clean its internal organs.

After finishing these, Tang Sanzan asked the second senior brother to step aside, and after personally demonstrating, the Great Sage took a boning knife and began to cut the golden black meat into pieces.

After the whole Golden Crow was cut into slices as thin as cicada's wings, Tang Sanzun asked the second senior brother to carry the cauldron to make a new pot of water and put it on the fire.

All the bones of the Golden Crow were broken and thrown into the pot, where they were boiled for three hours over a high fire lit with hibiscus wood.

Three hours later, the second senior brother couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he smelled the strong aroma of the big bone soup in the pot.

On the other side, Tang Sanzan set up a table filled with cucumber strips, cabbage, lettuce, winter bamboo shoots, potatoes and winter melon slices, and fish tofu and tofu skin for shabu-shabu.

Put a little butterfly in front of no one, pour half a plate of prepared dipping sauce on it, and after shrinking the big pot into a hot pot, the second senior brother with rough skin and thick flesh put the boiling hot pot on the hot pot table, surrounded by three masters and apprentices The table started to eat Jinwu Rou hotpot.

The golden crow is really not small, the meat from the slices is four to five hundred catties.

The three masters and apprentices and Bai Longma ate for more than two hours. Later, the sister Bai Long, who was disgusted with this delicious way of eating at first, couldn't help but jumped out and joined in the hot pot eating. among the ranks.

Two and a half hours later, Tang Sanzan lay on the ground in a disfigured manner, clutching his bloated stomach.

He didn't think the ground was dirty, anyway, the brocade cassock was not stained with dust.

"Ah, Jinwu meat is so delicious, better than phoenix meat, better than unicorn meat. Better than dragon."

Seeing Sister Bailong's unkind eyes, Tang Sanzan quickly changed his words, "It's better than Daozu's peanut-flavored Jiuzhuan Golden Pill."

"what?"

The great sage next to him couldn't help but gasp when he heard Tang Sanzan's emotion, "Does Daozu's Nine-Turn Golden Elixir still taste like peanuts?"

Tang Sanzan turned to look at him, "Haven't you eaten?"

The great sage shook his head, "No, the Taishang Laojun is really stingy, when the old grandson entered the Tushita Palace by mistake, he searched the whole elixir room, and found a lot of elixir, but the Jiuzhuan made by Daozu himself There are only three golden pills.

It only feels sweet after eating, but it doesn't seem to have any other taste. "

Tang Sanzan got up from the ground, "That's not possible, as far as the poor monk knows, the Jiuzhuan Golden Elixir has peanut, melon seed, black sesame, and walnut flavors.

There are also watermelon, apple, orange, cantaloupe, and pear flavors
Anyway, there are many flavors, and the poor monk likes to steal it the most. The peanut flavor is the one he likes to eat the most. "

Great Sage: "."

Damn, got it!

My old grandson finally knows!
Well, you monk, you sometimes slip up.

You have eaten so many Nine-Turn Golden Pills with so many flavors, and you have eaten so many Nine-Turn Golden Pills that can instantly become a golden fairy when a mortal eats them. It must be the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

With such a high level of cultivation, he has become so cowardly along the way.

The next time you encounter danger, see if Lao Sun will rush to save you.

Just when the Great Sage was thinking this way, Tang Sanzan said regretfully, "Actually, the best flavors of Jiuzhuan Golden Elixir are flat peach and ginseng, but Huangzhong plum and ginkgo are also quite delicious. tasty.

It's a pity that there are few such fairy fruits, and there are very few that can be used to season the golden pills. The poor monk even ate one. "

Great Sage: "."

Flat peaches? ?
This is nothing, he is almost eating dirt.

Ginseng fruit?
It blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, matures in 3000 years, and only produces 1 fruits in a short period of [-] years, which is many times more precious than flat peaches.

And this monk can tell that the golden pill is ginseng fruit flavor, at least it proves that he must have eaten ginseng fruit.

Since he has eaten ginseng fruit, he should have eaten other ones such as Huangzhong plum and ginkgo biloba.

so.
Oh shit.

What did this monk eat to grow up?Could it be that he grew up surrounded by such a pile of fairy fruit and elixir that made the gods envious?
If this is the case, what kind of realm has this monk reached?
The Great Sage suddenly realized that he seemed a little unimaginable.

The Great Sage suddenly discovered that the more he understood, the more unfathomable this monk became.

No wonder monks tell people that eating their own flesh can lead to immortality wherever they go.

What the hell, if he, Monkey King, had eaten so many golden pills and gnawed so many spiritual roots of heaven and earth, even if he was not the reincarnation of the Jin Chan clan, he would definitely be able to make good fortune by dripping blood. Not old.

Not to mention anything else, this monk is probably losing a hair now. No, the monk has no hair, maybe a small piece of nail cut off accidentally fell on the ground, and after being reduced to the nourishment of flowers and plants, a group of goblins may have emerged long ago, right?

Tang Sanzan was still talking endlessly about the days when he suffered on the Mountain of the Dead, and about the impoverished life he lived that he couldn't even eat a bunch of candied haws all year round.

The Great Sage glanced at him coldly, turned his head and decided to ignore the monk for three days.

It's so shocking. I thought he had made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, raided the Peach Garden, and raided the Tushita Palace. He was already awesome.

But it wasn't until I untied the tip of the monk's iceberg that I realized that the comparison of goods should be thrown away, and the monkey should die compared to the monk.

"By the way, Wukong, you are a monkey, you should like to eat bananas, and there are a few banana-flavored golden pills in your collection here for the teacher."

As soon as he said this, Tang Sanzan's voice suddenly stopped.

The monkey's face was also full of entanglements.

Damn, it sounds like I'm going to give myself a banana nine-turn golden elixir.

hum!

Stupid monk, don't think that a few golden elixirs will be able to withstand your blow to Lao Sun's heart. Lao Sun said to ignore you for three days, and he will definitely not talk to you in three days.

But that's not an ordinary golden pill, it's a banana-flavored golden pill, banana flavor. I really want to try it,

Huh?Why did the monk stop talking?
Yes, the monk stopped talking.

When the Great Sage looked back in confusion, he saw that the monk was looking at the second senior brother with envy and hatred, his eyes were full of resentment that he couldn't understand.

"Bajie."

Tang Sanzan looked at the second senior brother with resentment and anticipation in his eyes.

"Ah? Master."

"Bajie, what do you think, how does being a teacher treat you?"

The second senior brother thought for a while, "Master, you have the kindness of reinventing the old pig."

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, "Bajie, you see that being a teacher has been kind to you for rebuilding. Can you lend me the real fire of the sun that you ate from the Golden Crow for a few days?"

(End of this chapter)