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Chapter 373 New Concept Skill

Back. Cross the river?

Listening to Tang Sanzan's words, Avalokitesvara was stunned.

At that moment, I don't know if it was the heart demon that breeds the sky demon to invade, Guanyin seemed to see thousands of monkeys appearing in his mind.

Each monkey was wearing a white Confucian robe, holding a golden book in his hand, singing the Bible solemnly and solemnly.

Oh no!
No, not the Bible!
They yelled yes.
"666!"

Breaking free from the fantasies in her mind that seemed to be aroused by the demon, Guanyin quickly adjusted her breath to stabilize her mind.

Looking down at Tang Sanzan who was sitting on the big rock with a relaxed face, Guanyin had the urge to strangle the bastard to death and make soup to drink.

Of course, it can only be impulsive.

Turning his head, he looked at Mu Zha beside him, a little golden fairy, obviously far from worthy of the evaluation of supernatural powers.

Look at Sha Wujing, who seems to have suddenly become silly, with a cute face.

Obviously, even after eating Tang Monk's meat nine times, after suffering 500 years of suffering from the Seven Swords Piercing the Heart, this idiot who is only left with the initial cultivation of the Golden Immortal is not worthy of talking about supernatural powers.

What about the second brother?

If the second senior brother is worthy of the title of supernatural powers, the pigs will be able to climb trees, right?

so.
It seems that there are only two people present who can be regarded as the four-character evaluation of supernatural powers.

myself, and the monkey.

Subconsciously looking at the monkey, Guanyin only felt that the monkey seemed to be more imposing than the last time he saw it.

The most important thing is that there is no magic spell on the monkey's head.

Huh?
and many more!

Hoop spell!
As if thinking of something, Guanyin subconsciously looked at the top of Tang Sanzan's head.

He remembered that when he saw this fool wearing a golden hoop on his head when he was in Guanyin Temple, he secretly scolded Tang Sanzan for being lacking in heart.

When I think about it now, it’s good to wear it on my head.

Judging from the current form, Tang Sanzan definitely belongs to the player who lacks a gold hoop even more than Monkey King.

Thinking of this, Avalokitesvara looked at Tang Sanzan's head, ready to let him taste the power of the curse.

then
"Fuck!"

He didn't notice it before, but when he looked at Tang Sanzan's head, he suddenly and belatedly discovered that the golden hoop on Tang Sanzan's head was gone.

How can it be?What about the golden hoop?

Could it be hidden?
Subconsciously, Guanyin was ready to give it a try.

He recited the curse in his heart silently.

next moment.
"Ah~"

There was a scream.

Sure enough, the golden hoop is still there.

Thinking in this way, seeing Tang Sanbuan sitting there with the old god, Guanyin was even more confused.

What's going on, this monk is fine, so who made the scream just now?

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the second senior brother lying on the ground rolling.

Especially on the second senior brother's head, under the hat, the looming golden hoop reflected the brilliance under the sunlight.

"I"

At that moment, Guanyin didn't know what kind of feeling he was feeling in his heart, it was simply messy.

金箍
Was it really picked off from the head by Tang Sanzan?

The bastard said before that if the monkey wears it uncomfortable, don't blame him for taking it off, isn't it a joke?
Do not!
impossible!
Just relying on this mortal forehead, and relying on this monk with a poor cultivation level, how could it be possible to take off the golden hoop of the Buddha.

It's really so daunting, he still went to get some sutras, and directly overthrew the Tathagata himself as a Buddha
Do not!
Not right either!
This monk is not the one who wants to learn the scriptures at all, this monk is just trying to play a scoundrel on his own to get him on the westbound road.

so.
Going around and around, the problem returned to the original place.

Now the monk said that he would not cross the river of quicksand without a god or Buddha with great powers who could give him a sense of security to carry him across the river, and he would not take this sutra.

Then
Right now, there are only two people who can carry him across the river.

One is myself and the other is a monkey.

If you want to let the monkey go, first, the monkey doesn't wear a golden hoop, so it doesn't necessarily give him face.

Second, the golden hoop was transferred from Tang San's buried head to Zhu Bajie's head, and I don't know who wrote it.

He said it was Tang Sanbu, he didn't believe it from the bottom of his heart, but if it was this monkey...
He can take off the golden hoop issued by Tathagata, how strong is this?

So if you let the monkey carry it, there is a [-]% possibility that the other party will cross the river with the monk on his back in face.

There is a [-]% chance that the other party will not fuck me.

There is a 90.00% chance of [-]. The other party will beat him up.

How to choose?

Avalokitesvara already had some clues in her heart.

Well, Guanyin felt that the reason why he was able to become one of the four great bodhisattvas in the big dyeing vat of Buddhism is that he has a strong heart.

so come on
On the one hand, there was a monkey who couldn't afford to offend, and on the other hand, the task of his immediate superior, both of which had to be considered, so he could only carry the monk on his back across the river.

"Poor monk. Carry you across the river."

When he said these words, Guanyin's face was already blackened into the bottom of the pot.

Regardless of Mu Zha's whale-eating mouth, the Bodhisattva walked up to Tang Sanzan and carried Tang Sanzan on his back without saying a word.

Soaring through the clouds and fog under his feet, he flew directly over the eight hundred li Liusha River.

"Wandering! Wandering~"

Inexplicably, the Bodhisattva felt strange music recalled in his mind.

Behind him, the great sage and the second senior brother looked at each other, looking at Tang Sanzan's back, with a deep word of obedience written in their eyes.

With 666 in their hearts, the two also flew over the Liusha River, ready to cross the river together.

On the bank, Drifting saw that the master and the two senior brothers had crossed the river, so he should not be idle.

Just as he was about to jump up, a horse whimpering suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Sorry~"

Hearing the sound of the horse, Tang Sanzan, who was carried by Guanyin to the middle of the river, looked back at Drifting Monk who was about to follow him across the river.

"Lao Sha, the white horse can't swim, you take him here."

"Oh!"

Lao Sha nodded, looked at the white horse that was bigger than him, thought for a while, put the white horse on his shoulders, and carried the white horse across the river.

across the river.

Buried Tang San on the ground, Guanyin kept a dark face and said nothing.

He decided that if he saw this monk in the future, he would hide as far away as possible.

He vowed that he would definitely go to the Buddha after returning this time, and he would not want the merit of learning scriptures, and whoever he loved would steal it away.

Whoever wants to give it to whom, he will never care about Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice any more in the future.

Just thinking like this, the three apprentices crossed the river with a white dragon horse on their backs, and Mu Zha also stood beside Guanyin.

When Mu Zha came over, Guanyin didn't say a word, and prepared to go back to the South China Sea as the auspicious clouds rose under his feet. He didn't even want to say goodbye to Tang Sanzhu.

just
"Bodhisattva, please stay."

As soon as the five words came out, the Bodhisattva fell from the clouds with a plop.

Seeing the image of Guanyin Bodhisattva climbing up from the ground, Tang Sanzan's eyes flashed with wonder.

"Bodhisattva, can this gourd be borrowed by the poor monk for a few days?"

Tang Sanzan pointed to the gourd that Mu Zha was holding, subconsciously, Mu Zha tightened the hand holding the gourd.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan became more determined to borrow gourds.

Seeing Tang Sanzan's attitude that you dare to say that I will not go to learn scriptures if you don't borrow it, the Bodhisattva's face darkened a little.

"give him!"

Mu Zha reluctantly handed the gourd to Tang Sanzhu, and the Bodhisattva took Mu Zha to the clouds again.

then
"Bodhisattva, please stay!"

"Pfft!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva fell from the clouds again.

Getting up, the Bodhisattva, whose face was darker than a black charcoal ball, looked at Tang Sanzan again, with a bit of ghost-like fear in his eyes.

What the hell, is this monk's mouth open? ,

God damn it, please stay a little longer, why would you fall from the sky uncontrollably as soon as you uttered these words?

This kind of weird feeling, just like Tang Sanzan burned the paper, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah bah, once he burned the talisman paper, he uncontrollably wanted to come to see him, it made him feel hairy.

"what?"

Tang Sanzan also seemed to have discovered this problem, and it was a coincidence once, but it was a little strange that Guanyin fell down when he called out twice in a row.

"The poor monk is just letting the Bodhisattva stop. The Bodhisattva doesn't have to cooperate with the poor monk."

Seeing Guanyin's face getting darker and darker, Tang Sanzang raised his eyes in a contemptuous manner, and the angry Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to kill someone.

Is the poor monk cooperating with you? Don't you have any clues in your heart? ?

"Egg thing, tell me!"

The Bodhisattva, who was so angry that he could hardly suppress his inner demons, swears directly.

"The poor monk just wants to tell the Bodhisattva that we will arrive at Wuzhuang Temple in a short distance."

The Bodhisattva looked at Tang San Zan with a strange expression. He always felt that there was something in Tang San Zan's words, but he couldn't figure out what he meant.

Nodding his head, the Bodhisattva waited for Tang San to be buried for a while, and saw that he didn't say anything, so he flew up with Mu Zha.

Just after flying a little distance, Bodhisattva subconsciously looked back at Tang Sanzan.

Fortunately, this time Tang Sanbu didn't call him again, allowing him to successfully bring Mu Zha back to the South China Sea.

Tang Sanzan didn't call him, after all he has to go back to prepare for the next level.

When he was sitting on the edge of the Quicksand River before, he flipped through Journey to the West, and the next level was the Four Saints trying their Zen mind.

A beautiful old lady with three beautiful young ladies, apart from the Daughter Country and the Jade Rabbit Spirit, Tang Sanzan is most looking forward to this level.

Of course, there is no rush.

Right now, Tang Sanzhu has a more important matter.

"Master, help me, something is wrong!"

"Egg thing?"

As soon as Tang Sanzan's wailing sounded, he heard Su Luo's response.

Tang Sanzan: "..." Damn, you are really my master, you can't be a Guanyin Bodhisattva in disguise, right?

"Master, it's not good! The big thing is not good! Help, there seems to be something wrong with your apprentice's mouth."

Tang Sanzan couldn't help feeling a little uneasy when he thought of the two times when he called Guanyin and Guanyin fell from the clouds twice.

It is a fear of the unknown.

However, Su Luo didn't care about Tang Sanzan's worries, and just replied lightly.

"Oh, it's okay, the system is developing a new concept skill."

"New concept skill?"

Hearing these five words, Tang Sanzan's eyes widened, and there was a wolf-like light in his eyes.

However.
"Don't get excited, it's not for you."

Tang Sanbu: "."

(End of this chapter)