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Chapter 398 Welcome to German Orthopedics

Not long after Tang Sanbu lay down, two little demons who were in charge of guarding him wandered back from nowhere.

"The Cerebellar Ax is just making a fuss over a molehill, where is the sound of the horse coming from?"

A little demon who has not yet changed its image of a leopard head, whose species can be seen at a glance, complains to the other little demon with a rhinoceros horn on its head.

"Yeah, it's probably because Cerebellar Axe is crazy about eating meat and has auditory hallucinations.

There is no sound of horses, but there is a pot of horse meat.

The little rhino horn demon was poking his mouth while talking.

In the stone room, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard the conversation between the two little demons and the sound of the little rhino horned demon's mouth smacking.

Hehe, if you know that the white horse was turned from a stone picked up by a poor monk from the mountain, I wonder if you can still eat it so sweet.

Outside the Lianhua Cave, when Tang Sanzan and Cerebellar Axe went out for an escape game, the two monsters with negative IQs, Jinjiaoyinjiao, had already seen the Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother who came to call for battle.

"Wu Na Zhu Tou, who are you, why did you come outside my Lotus Cave to scold me?"

As soon as Jin Jiao came out of the cave, he saw the second senior brother with a pig's head on his head at a glance, and immediately asked with an invincible face.

The second senior brother: "I am the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie, the emissary who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures with master Tang Sanzhu."

Just after the second senior brother's self-introduction was over, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao sneered at the same time, "Are you Zhu Bajie?"

The second senior brother frowned, "It's like a fake."

"Ah!"

Jin Jiao sneered, "Then change your name."

Second Senior Brother: "." Oh mmp, why did I change my name?

I don’t change my name when I’m doing it, but I don’t change my surname when I sit down. If I say Zhu Bajie, I’m Zhu Bajie. Why do I have to change my name when I come to you?

Seeing how the second senior brother Wu fuck said, Jin Jiao grinned, "Wu that pig-headed monster, I'm not afraid to tell you, if you call you by another name, our brothers may not be able to expose you.

But if you want to say that your name is Zhu Bajie, we brothers will not believe it. "

King Jinjiao's firm words immediately told the second senior brother that he was dumbfounded.

Second senior brother thought what's going on?Could it be that these two fools saw that they looked nothing like their previous lives, so they didn't believe that they were the reincarnated Zhu Bajie of Canopy?
Before the second senior brother had time to ask out the doubts in his heart, Yinjiao had already nodded in agreement, "That's right, that pig-headed monster, Grandpa Yinjiao is not afraid to tell you.

The Zhu Bajie you are talking about is being plucked in the cave right now, and it is about to go to the pot to be stewed. "

Jin Jiao also nodded, "Yes, and Monkey King, the back of that monkey's head looks delicious, I'll take you two and come here to make trouble."

Jin Jiao's eyes moved away from the second senior brother, glanced at the Great Sage, and he was immediately taken aback.

"Hey, you look delicious, bah bah bah, you look familiar."

When Jin Jiao said this, Yin Jiao also found a problem.

"Huh? Really, where have we seen that monkey head?"

Where have you seen it?

When the Great Sage saw these two idiots, he remembered where he had seen them before.

"When my old grandson kicked over the gossip stove, were you two stuffed like a quail in the crotch?"

Hearing this, Jin Jiao's complexion changed, "Are you the Monkey King?"

The Great Sage nodded proudly, "It's true."

King Silver Horn: "...can you change it?"

Great Sage: "."

What's wrong with this?There's something wrong with the brothers, right?
Why do people always change their names?Whose name is the co-author is not pleasant to your ears, is it?
"Old Sun, don't change your name if you want to go, and change your surname if you don't sit down!"

Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked at each other, with deep fear flashing in their eyes.

At a certain moment, Jin Jiao's legs went limp, and he sat on the ground with a plop.

"It's over, brother, it's over for us!

He was so lucky that he fell into the hands of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. "

On the contrary, after experiencing the initial fear of being dominated by the name Monkey King, Yinjiao has a posture of breaking and standing.

I saw King Yinjiao thrust the Seven Star Sword in his hand into the ground, holding the purple gold and red gourd in his hands with both hands, waiting fiercely for the great sage.

"What kind of bullshit Monkey King, I am not afraid of you, King Silver Horn.

you you."

King Yinjiao was about to continue, but when he saw the great sage walking towards him step by step, he immediately stuttered.

"What are you going to do?"

The Great Sage looked at Yin Jiao with drooping eyes, "You are not afraid of me, so why are you shaking?"

"Someone is shaking."

Not to be outdone, Yin Jiao glared at the Great Sage fiercely, "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I call you, do you dare to agree?"

The Great Sage glanced at the purple-gold-red gourd in his hand, and just said a few words coldly, "Why don't you dare."

Hearing this, Silver Horn was overjoyed.

"Sage Monkey King."

The golden cudgel in the hands of the great sage stood on the ground, "Grandpa is here."

Hearing the Great Sage's answer, King Yinjiao glanced expectantly at the purple-gold-red gourd in his hand, but found that the gourd in his hand didn't respond at all, and he was immediately fascinated.

"Wow~"

After looking at Jin Horn who was squatting on the ground, King Yin Horn burst into tears.

"It's a lie, what the master said is a lie.

What purple gold red gourd, as long as the other party agrees, it will be collected into the gourd, and it will turn into pus in a moment, leaving only the most original aura.

Liars are liars.

I called the name of Monkey King, and Monkey King agreed, but he was not accepted by the gourd at all. "

Seeing King Silver Horn crying like a three-hundred-jin fool, the Great Sage couldn't help but feel guilty for bullying the mentally retarded.

After thinking about it, the Great Sage asked tentatively, "That...is also possible, what your master said is true."

It's okay if the great sage doesn't say anything, but when he talks about the silver horn king, he cries even worse.

"Fake! Liar!
I called your name, you agreed but was not sucked into the gourd. "

The Great Sage opened his mouth, and although he felt a little awkward in his heart, he still reminded, "That...maybe you got the wrong name.

Monkey King is just the title of my grandson, not my grandson. "

Yinjiao stopped crying, and looked at the Great Sage eagerly, "Really?"

The Great Sage nodded, "Really."

"Then what's your real name?"

"Sun Wukong."

Yinjiao looked up at the Great Sage, and asked uncertainly, "Monkey King?"

The Great Sage nodded, "Yeah."

As soon as he nodded, he saw the purple gold and red gourd in Yinjiao's hands bursting with purple light, and a strong suction came, trying to suck the great sage into the gourd.

Just as the Great Sage was about to use his mana to resist, a purple gourd suddenly flew out from his body.

The little purple gourd is good at facing the wind, and turned into a huge monster in an instant, blocking the Great Sage.

"Hey!"

Under the suction pull of the purple-gold-red gourd, the purple gourd made a sound like a girl crying.

In the next moment, the suction power of the purple-gold-red gourd disappeared without a trace, as if its supernatural power just now was just an illusion of everyone.

"Wow~"

Coincidentally, I forgot to cover the gourd lid, and when I heard the Great Sage say my name, I called out subconsciously, and the Great Sage also subconsciously responded.

Seeing that it was about to be sucked in by the purple-gold-red gourd, a purple gourd suddenly popped out to disrupt the situation, and the purple-gold-red gourd stopped working immediately.

Seeing this, King Yinjiao burst into tears again.

"Bullying, you are all bullying, I won't play with you anymore, I want to go home!"

Only this time, the Great Sage ignored the Great King Silver Horn who had become a fat man of three hundred catties from crying. His eyes kept wandering around the purple-gold red gourd and the purple gourd, as if he wanted to see some big secret from them. ,

However, after watching for a long time, he didn't see any secrets he wanted.

The only thing that can be seen may be that one of the two gourds is purple red and the other is dark purple. The two colors are somewhat similar.

No, not right.

Another point is that the gourd in his hand turned out to be a humming monster.

"Hey~"

Just when the Great Sage made such a judgment, the purple gourd in front of him turned into a normal size, and he let out another 'beep' sound to the purple-gold and red gourd in Yinjiao's hand.

This sound seemed to press a certain switch, and the purple-gold-red gourd that was on strike had a new reaction again.

"Buzz!"

The purple-gold-red gourd hummed happily.

"Hey~"

There is also a pleasant breath in the voice of the purple gourd.

"Buzz!"

The purple-gold-red gourd flew out of the hands of King Silver Horn, and flew to the side of the purple gourd. The two gourds were tightly attached to each other, making pleasant buzzing sounds continuously.

At this scene, King Yinjiao couldn't help being dumbfounded, even the Great Sage and the second senior brother were dumbfounded.

"Brother Houhou, did your gourd bring back a purple-gold and red gourd?"

The Great Sage took the two gourds one by one, and looked at the two gourds in his hands with some uncertainty, although they had calmed down, they still exuded a joyful atmosphere, and he was also confused for a while.

"I am not sure as well."

As he spoke, the Great Sage shook the two gourds in his hands, "You two, what's going on?"

The Immortal Slaying Flying Knife that was picked up and bound seems to have an affair with this purple-gold-red gourd.

Moreover, looking at the situation, it seems that his own purple gourd, that is, Zhanxian Feidao, is a girl.

And that Zijinhong gourd is a rough man, this rough man may still have bronchitis, and he has no position.

For the sake of his wife, to say betrayal to his master is to betray.

The Great Sage was originally talking to himself, and he didn't expect to get any answer at first.

However, just as he asked this doubt, a burst of singing suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Ding dong dong dong dong gourd baby.

Three were lost at birth.

The wind blows and the rain beats, and I lose three more.

I'm all that's left! "

The singing is melodious and nonsense.

That voice made the Great Sage and the second senior brother feel very familiar.

Isn't this the song that Bald Piao Tang San was sung with a smirk for some reason when he was buried in Pingdingshan?

This Immortal Slaying Flying Knife, what the hell is it with the function of recording and playback?
Is this really a serious magic weapon?

Looking at each other with the Great Sage, the second senior brother successfully received the meaning of the Great Sage's gaze, and also recovered with his eyes.

"A magic weapon is a magic weapon, and it seems clear at a glance whether it is serious or not."

Great Sage: "."

Although this song is borrowed from the monk's singing voice, it should be used to express my own feelings.

So, this purple gourd, that is, Zhanxian Feidao, should be my own experience sung in this song.

In other words, this purple gourd originally grew on a vine with six other gourds, and there were seven brothers and sisters on that vine.

It's just that for some reason, these seven brothers and sisters lost three at birth.

After a period of wind and rain, three more were lost, and in the end there was only one purple gourd left.

Then the purple gourd fell into the hands of Zen Master Wuchao somehow, and was refined into a flying knife for killing immortals.

In this way, this purple gold red gourd should be a purple gourd. Brother?

After figuring out this important relationship, the Great Sage looked at the two gourds in his hands, his eyes became more and more elegant.

"Well, German Orthopedics welcomes you!"

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