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Chapter 400 Taishang Laojun's Little Secret
Hearing Jinjiao's blunt words, Yinjiao nodded grimly.

"I've lost my master's belt."

After getting an affirmative answer, Jin Jiao seemed to be crazy, and slapped Yin Jiao's face fiercely.

"You are so crazy, what is the purpose of the waistband of the master's trousers, don't you have any idea? How dare you hide it?

The master reminded me thousands of times, this trouser belt is for the old lady to save her life, how dare you hide it secretly?

ah?You tell me, are you crazy?Is it too long?

How many people in this world can let the master untie his belt?When it comes to such a huge secret, how dare you play such small minds? "

Being slapped on the face by the King of Golden Horn, Silver Horn would have turned his face in the usual way.

But this time unexpectedly, King Yinjiao just stood there in a daze, without the slightest trace of anger on his face, instead it was full of fiasco.

"Brother, save me, you must save me."

Hearing this, Jin Jiao's eyes flickered.

Now I and Yinjiao are two grasshoppers on the same rope, once something happens, no one can get away with it.

He never thought that Yin Jiao would be so bold that he would take off the waistband of the trousers that the master had given to the old lady to save her life.

Now I even lost the waistband of my trousers, what should I do?

After thinking for a long time, Jin Jiao gritted his teeth, "Brother, it's too late to regret.

Now that the golden rope has been lost, for the current plan, we can only do one thing and not stop at the other."

The King of Golden Horn made a gesture of wiping his neck, and Yin Horn shrunk his neck subconsciously.

"Brother, are you... are you crazy?

If we lose the golden rope, we will be punished at most, and you actually want to do something to the old lady.

If the master knows about this, it will be difficult for us brothers to die! "

Golden Horn: "."

Snapped!
Jin Jiao slapped Yin Jiao's head again, "Do you seem to be pissed off? Do something to the old lady? Are you taking your life too long?"

"What do you mean, big brother?"

There was doubt in Yinjiao's eyes, and Jinjiao smiled sinisterly, "The master told me to give the golden rope to the old lady to save her life, so naturally we dare not keep it privately.

It's just that the time for the next term is still short, in order to be able to complete the task assigned by the master, it was delayed for a while.

Now that we have caught Tang Sanzan, we just took advantage of this time to send someone to invite the old lady to eat Tang's monk meat together, and at the same time ordered the little demon under him to give the old lady a golden rope.

Thinking about being able to live forever, the old lady should not refuse.

As for being assassinated by the Monkey King who heard the news on the way there, and took away the golden rope, it was beyond our brothers' expectation. "

Finally, a flash of light flashed in his mind. The King of Golden Horn was very confident in his plan.

As for the old lady who was assassinated by Monkey King during his invitation, whether his master would take his anger on him was beyond his imagination.

Similar to King Jinjiao, King Yinjiao didn't think about any more problems. He just thought that if the old lady was harmed by Monkey King, his master would not know the fact that his hidden golden rope was stolen.

My master didn't know the mistakes he made, so he naturally wouldn't punish himself.

Not only that, but putting the crime on Sun Wukong's head may make his master get angry and take that Monkey King and put him in the alchemy furnace to practice him for 49 days, roasting him into a monkey.

Thinking of this, Yinjiao showed joy on his face and nodded to Jinjiao.

"Okay! My brother's plan is very good, brother, I will arrange someone to invite the old lady."

While speaking, Yinjiao glanced at the stunned Cerebellar Axe from the corner of Yinjiao's eye.

Jin Jiao shook his head, "Not only are we going to invite the old lady, but someone has to spread the news to let Monkey King know that we invited the old lady to eat Tang Sanzhu's meat."

Silver Horn thought of the key point as soon as he heard it.

Looking at Cerebellar Axe, he asked, "Cerebellar Axe, why are you in our cave, have you ever seen who did everything in this cave?"

Cerebellar Ax shook his head, "Back to the second king, Cerebellar Axe doesn't know why he is in the cave of the great kings.

Cerebellar Ax passed in front of the cave gates of the kings, and lost consciousness when it was dark as he walked. When he woke up again, the kings had already walked in. "

Hearing Cerebellar Axe's words, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at each other and nodded in unison.

"Brother, I think it's the bastard named Tang. The treasures are all mine. Wuzang is stealing from us. It happened that the Cerebellar Ax passed by here. The bastard was afraid that the matter would be exposed, so he knocked out the Cerebellar Axe and dragged it to our cave. .”

Silver Horn also nodded in agreement, "It should be like this, that Tang. Baby is mine. Wu Zang is really bold. After we catch that bastard, we will definitely pull out the skin and cramps, and put the soul in the oil lamp." Burn for 1000 years."

The two talked about how to torture each other after catching the thief who was stealing things. After talking for a long time, they talked about losing things from thieves, and from losing things to thinking about the gold rope being stolen.

The gold rope was stolen from the front, and I thought of going to invite the old lady, so I thought of the need for someone to send the news to Monkey King.

Thinking of the need for someone to deliver the message, the two brothers looked at Cerebellar Ax at the same time.

Considering their brother's IQ, the little monster who sent the letter to Sun Wukong was basically used to smash the bones of the Xiaotian dog, and it was doomed to never return.

Although Cerebellar Ax was one of his own, he had heard too many things that he shouldn't have heard.

so.
Even though they didn't think Cerebellar Axe would leak the matter, for safety's sake, the two still felt the need to keep their mouths shut.

Since it is going to be silenced, it is better to make the best use of everything.

Anyway, these little demons are all mentally weak, and they obey the orders of the kings.

Then it's better to let Cerebellar Ax go to Monkey King to deliver the news, and at the same time use Monkey King's hand to kill people.

After finalizing their ideas, the two arranged tasks for Cerebellar Axe.

Cerebellar Axe gave the two kings a complicated look, nodded and accepted the task.

On the other side, Tang Sanzan had already taken a bath under the service of two female fairies, and shaved the hair that was about to grow on his head under the costume of a vixen.

Leaning comfortably in the cauldron with warm water, listening to the conversation between Jinjiao and Yinjiao, Tang Sanzang's eyes were slowly burning with the fire of gossip.

"Well, you Taishang Laojun, you actually have a little lover in the world.

I used to think that you were too forgetful and condescending.

But I didn't expect you to untie your trouser belt for a female goblin, or an old and decrepit female goblin.

It turns out that you are such a Taishang Laojun. "

Thinking to himself, Tang Sanzan rubbed himself in the pot while secretly calculating how much benefit this gossip could bring him when he met the Supreme Lord.

"Master, did you make it?

That Taishang Laojun actually has a mistress in the human world. "

After figuring it out for a long time, with a big gossip simmering in his heart, Tang Sanzan felt like he couldn't vomit.

Looking around, there was no one else except the little monster, and Tang Sanbu, who had no one to confide in, thought secretly in his heart.

then
"When did Taishang Laojun have a first match?"

Su Luo's words stopped Tang Sanzan from questioning him.

When did you have the original?
That's right, when did Taishang Laojun have an original match? ?

Without an original partner, where did the mistress come from?

Without extramarital affairs, how could I grab this small tail to blackmail?

Done!

After finally catching a ***, it turned out that it was actually Long's.

"Huh? No!"

Feeling sorry for himself, Tang Sanzan suddenly thought that although the Taishang Laojun didn't have any original spouse, there was no mistress.

But what is the status of Taishang Laojun?
The Taoist body of the Taoist ancestor in the heavenly court represents the lofty Taoist ancestor.

The legendary existence of Taishang Wangqing.

A big guy like him actually has an unclear relationship with an old and decrepit goblin, and even took off his belt as a token of love.

This kind of gossip is enough to set off a frenzy for the entire Third Sister.

If the old man doesn't want to explode the entire Three Realms because of the scandal, and doesn't want to have the face to face his disciples and grandchildren in the future.

Hey hey hey.
Here you go, the poor monk's hush money.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan became happy again.

Just as he was having fun, the Cerebellar Axe on the other side had already left the Lotus Cave and was on the way down the mountain.

As soon as Cerebellar Ax came down the mountain, Tang Sanzan secretly contacted several of his apprentices, explaining what he had learned about the plan of Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao.

At the same time, Tang Sanzan also made his own response.

The beauty of adulthood is a virtue, and as a young man of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzan felt that he should carry forward this virtue.

Since Jinjiaoyinjiao really hoped that the old lady they were talking about would be killed by the Great Sage, then he felt that he had to satisfy their small expectations.

Of course, it is impossible to kill him. If he is killed, there will be no witnesses. Where can he go to blackmail Taishang Laojun? ?

It's just that it can't be killed, it's okay to be half-dead or more than half-dead.

After secretly discussing his plan with his apprentices, Tang Sanzan told the Great Sage not to beat Cerebellar Axe to death.

Traveling westward for tens of thousands of miles, I finally met such a Qingliu from the little demon world, and I still wanted to train it properly.

In case the Great Sage was killed, he would have to waste another pill of his own.

After telling them not to frighten Cerebellar Axe, and at the same time asking the Great Sage to block the road on the route set by Jinjiaoyinjiao and half-dead their old lady, Tang Sanzang cut off the contact.

Looking at the two little demons who were guarding the door for him before, Tang Sanzang thought to himself, how should I drive these two guys away?

Just thinking about it, the golden horn and silver horn over there walked over together.

Before the two little demons had time to meet, Yinjiao glanced at the two little demons.

Swish, swish two knives fell, and the heads of the two little monsters were separated.

It turned out that Yinjiao already knew that the two little demons were fooled by the cerebellar axe to find the screaming horse, and they ate the stone and turned into white horse meat. It's about standing up.

Tang Sanzan saw it and was happy.

Sleepy came to give me a pillow, and I was worrying about how to send these two little monsters away to find Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, and the two of them came to kill people directly.

Seeing that Yinjiao finished chopping people and took a look at him, turned around and walked out, Tang Sanzang would not let this opportunity go.

Immediately he raised his hand and pointed at Yinjiao's back, a golden light invisible to the naked eye flew out from his fingertips and landed on Yinjiao's body.

"After all, this golden rope is someone else's waistband. The poor monk should return it to its original owner."

(End of this chapter)