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Chapter 403 Learn about the mandarin duck bath?
"I love taking a bath, my skin is good.

Yao Yao Yao Yao.

Put on your shower cap and jump around."

In the cauldron, Tang Sanjian wore a waterproof shower cap on his head to prevent the warm water in the cauldron from wetting his non-existent hair.

While rubbing her body with a bath towel, she hummed a bath song.

On the side, the little demons responsible for guarding Tang San's funeral were stunned, not knowing what to do.

The scene in front of me happened not in a flash.

In fact, after the monk was thrown into the pot, dozens of goblins in three shifts took turns to add water to the pot and heat the fire, in order to be able to eat Tang monk meat as soon as possible.

It's just that Tang Seng is like made of stone. He cooks it however he likes, but he doesn't know how to cook it.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, a monk sleeping in a pot suddenly reacted.

But that reaction was not familiar to the monks that the little demons were happy to see.

But
Not only did the monk take out a strange hat and put it on his head, he hummed a song and took a bath in their pot.

Take a bath
Well, it's their pot for cooking, it's not your bathhouse.

The most annoying thing was that the monk was humming a song while taking a bath, and stopped from time to time to teach the little monsters beside him.

"That little girl with a three-petal mouth, red eyes, two long ears, and a little fluffy tail, if the poor monk guessed correctly, you should be a rabbit, right?"

Little Rabbit: "."

"Miss Rabbit Jing, look at the hat on the poor monk's head, and give me some advice. Do you think the poor monk looks good in this hat?"

Rabbit essence: "."

"Miss, don't you know what this hat is?

The poor monk tells you that the name of this cap is called a shower cap, and it is put on the head when taking a bath to prevent the hair from getting wet with the bath water. "

Rabbit essence: "."

Look at Tang Sanzan's big head without a hair, and look at the shower cap Tang Sanzan just took off, the rabbit spirit turned and left without saying a word.

This monk is crazy.

You don't have any fucking hair, the bath water in that house wets your hair?

"Hey, miss, don't go away. If you don't like to talk about shower caps, let's talk about bath towels. If you really don't want to talk about bath towels, you can talk about them.

Hey, what about the mandarin duck bath? "

It’s good that Tang Sanzan didn’t shout, but with this shout, Miss Rabbit Jing ran even faster, wagging her short tail on her buttocks and disappeared in front of Tang Sanzan’s eyes in a blink of an eye.

Watching Miss Rabbit Jing leave, Tang Sanzan turned his head to look at a stone cave on the other side.

"This old man, mandarin duck bath. Do you understand?"

Taishang Laojun: "."

When he broke into the Lotus Cave as if no one else was there, and found Tang Sanzang all the way, this is what Taishang Laojun saw.

Looking at the shower cap that Tang Sanzang had just put on his head, and Tang Sanzang who was taking a bath, Laojun felt a sense of collapse of his belief suddenly collapsed.

He thought of Tang San Zan's unreliability, but he didn't expect Tang San Zan to be so unreliable.

Just such an unreliable guy, is he really the peerless power that he guessed is not weaker than himself, maybe even stronger than himself?
This is powerful. Is it a bit too low?

Will such great power lower the average score line of the great powers?

Especially, what did this bastard monk just say to himself?
Mandarin Duck Bath. Understand?
Although he didn't know what a mandarin duck bath was, he knew what a mandarin duck bath was. With the addition of the word bath, he knew it wasn't a good thing just by hearing the name.

The most important thing is that he is a Taoist priest.

It's a male priest!

He is an old and frail male Taoist priest!

You let him know about mandarin duck bath?

He's a mandarin duck fart, why don't you let him embroider mandarin duck handkerchiefs!
"Huh? Mandarin duck bath, the mandarin duck bath that can most enhance the love between husband and wife, don't you need to know about it, grandpa?"

Laojun: "."

"No need, thank you."

Tang Sanzang looked at Laojun regretfully, "No wonder, no wonder a little girl wasted her best years by staying alone in her empty boudoir.

It is worthy of being the patriarch of Taoism, it is such an incomprehensible style. "

Laojun: "." mmp, it sounds like your Buddhist patriarch is a big radish.

If you monks understand the style, where do you get the Three Converts and Five Precepts in the temple?

If you monks understand the style, how did the monks not be close to women's rules come into being?

If you monks want to understand the customs, then the Leifeng Pagoda will be suppressed by the dry water of the West Lake.

Then Fahai, you don’t understand love, how did the lyrics of Leifeng Pagoda fall down be made up.

Huh?
Wait a minute.

Leifeng Pagoda, Fahai. What is that?
It has to be said that Tang Sanzan seems to be born with a talent that makes people can't help but want to beat him. As long as he is with him, he can't be disgusted by him for more than 3 minutes.

So much so that Su Luo would think to himself from time to time when he doubted whether there was a problem with his own training, causing his apprentice to distort his talent attributes.

Has his apprentice really awakened any abilities?

For example, a special ability for disgusting people?

Now, for Tang Sanzhu's disgusting ability, Laojun deeply felt it the first time they met.

He had never seen such a weird player, so he couldn't stabilize his mood for a while, so that the activity in his heart was a little violent.

But fortunately.

During the period of bathing in the lotus cave, Tang Sanzang himself was not idle.After discovering that he had mastered all the basic knowledge taught by his master, Tang Sanzang dug out a book from the space ring.

On the cover of that book is written the name of three words - mind reading.

It may also be that the players who have awakened the talent of disgusting people are more talented. Anyway, in just half a day, Tang Sanzan has reached the full level of this skill called mind reading.

so.
Fortunately, Tang Sanzan read all Laojun's inner thoughts just now.

all.
Unfortunately
"Well, I'm sorry, although it is very impolite to interrupt someone's inner monologue, but the poor monk feels that it is necessary to clarify.

The school of the poor monk does not have the three refuges and five precepts, and there is no rule that monks should not be close to women.

All. Poor monks don't know what you're talking about. "

Laojun: "."

You mmp, is this the point?
The key point that Pindao wants to express is.
Huh?wait!

"Can you know what I'm thinking?"

Looking at Tang Sanzang who was soaked in the cauldron and didn't want to come out, Laojun was completely confused, okay?

Mind reading?
As a top boss in the Three Realms, he naturally understands this kind of skills necessary for a boss.

However, such things as mind reading can only be used to read the minds of people whose strength is much lower than yourself, but it is absolutely impossible to read the minds of people who are stronger than you, at the same level as you, or even slightly worse than yourself. A little bit of the heart of a living being.

so.
Did this monk really read his thoughts just now?

"You don't need to guess, you guessed it right, the poor monk has indeed maxed out the skill of mind reading."

Laojun: "."

Seeing Tang Sanzan leaning on the edge of the pot with a calm and calm look, the old man was deeply shocked.

Mind reading.

He... This monk, who can't see the slightest depth even if he is face to face, can read his inner thoughts with mind reading skills.

Does this mean that the opponent's strength is far stronger than his own?
If that's the case, I just wanted to find out the details of this monk.

Didn't he... almost accidentally killed himself just now.

"Tsk!"

Seeing the Taishang Laojun being fooled by his brain supply, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but tsk-tsk.

Sure enough, the skills produced by my master are all extraordinary. For this mind-reading technique, others can only read those whose strength is much worse than my own.

And after my mind-reading skill reaches the full level, I can read those whose strength is similar to my own, or even slightly stronger than my own.

However, he had no intention of explaining.

If the Taishang Laojun wants to misunderstand, let him misunderstand.

The other party is willing to be deceived by his own brain, so why not do it?
Anyway, after being overestimated by the other party, it will only be more beneficial to him when he waits to blackmail Taishang Laojun.

"Ahem, mind reading will be discussed later.

The poor monk wants to ask again, mandarin duck bath. Really don't want to understand? "

Laojun: "." You mmp, what kind of brain circuit is this, can you stop your thinking from jumping so fast.

Thinking silently in his heart, Laojun said sullenly with a dark face, "No need, the poor don't need it."

Tang Sanzang asked back, "No need?"

Laojun nodded, "Mandarin duck bath, there is no one in Pindao who wants to take a bath together."

Tang Sanzang: "."

Looking at the Taishang Laojun, Tang Sanzan's eyes seemed to be looking at a freshly baked old scum.

That's right, scum!Scumbag!They don't recognize people when they pull up their pants.

After throwing out all the words he could think of in a low voice at a volume that Laojun could just hear, Tang Sanzang raised a middle finger at Laojun.

Laojun: "."

"Tang Sanzan, let me tell you that poor Taoists also have a temper.

You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately.

How come the poor are scumbags?When did Pindao become a scumbag?

There was a time when Pindao refused to recognize people when he lifted his pants. "

Tang Sanzang squinted at Taishang Laojun with undisguised dislike in his eyes.

"Heh, you still say that you are not a scumbag, so tell me what's going on with Ah Li."

Laojun: "."

Listening to Tang Sanzang uttering the name A Li, Laojun stared fiercely at Tang Sanzang, his chest heaving violently, like an angry bull.

"You said that Pindao lifts his trousers and doesn't recognize anyone? You say that Pindao is a scumbag? You say that Pindao has always abandoned Ah Li?"

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes, "Are you still talking about it like a poor monk? Don't you?"

With Tang Sanzang's expression like this, Laojun's chest heaved even more violently.

After a long, long time, Laojun took a deep breath and shouted to Tang Sanzang in a voice almost roaring, "A Li, she is the poor daughter!
girl!

It's a girl! "

Tang Sanzang curled his lips, "Heh, the beast, how could it be yelling at its own daughter?"

Subconsciously wanted to curse a few words, but as soon as the words came out, Tang Sanzang froze there in a daze.

"What what? What did you say? A Li is yours?"

Laojun turned his head to the side angrily, and squeezed out two words from between his teeth.

"Daughter."

(End of this chapter)