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Chapter 409 The Poor Monk Is Your Long-Lost Biological Father
The problems faced by the blue-haired lion are actually easy to solve.

At least, after seeing the tangled expression on the green-haired lion's face, Tang Sanzan gave him a more reliable suggestion.

"Blind acting! You can't be a young model in a club, but you can't go to sea. Sorry, I forgot that you have always been an incomplete lion, and you can't be a duck."

Blue-haired lion: "."

"By the way, you should be the one who runs the Green Lion First Hotel Chain, right?

Our master and apprentice forgot to pay for the meal there, and you want to write it down. "

Blue-haired lion: "."

Under the tearful eyes of the black-haired lion transformed into the black-bone chicken king, Tang San and his disciples rode on Sha Laosan and started the journey again with the goal of going to the west.

All the way through mountains and rivers, across mountains and ridges, across the desolate Gobi, and across the green grasslands, Sha Laosan walked day and night for seven days. After wearing out three pairs of shoes, he walked away barefoot because of Tang Sanzan's distressed shoe money. Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice finally came to the edge of a mountain range at dusk on the fourth day.

In the world of immortals, there have been many immortals in the famous mountains and rivers since ancient times, and there are ghosts and monsters everywhere in the cave.

Looking at the rolling mountains in front of him, Tang Sanzan twitched his fingers slightly and muttered something.

"Apprentices, as a teacher, I just made a calculation. This mountain range should be named Haoshan."

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

Sha Laosan raised his head cutely, looked at a huge boulder standing on the side of the road directly in front of him, thought for a while, pointed to the two large characters on the stone and asked weakly.

"Master, are the two characters written on the stone the same as Haoshan?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Great Sage: "."

The second senior brother suddenly covered his face with his hands, third brother, the second senior brother can't save you.

Tang Sanzun looked at the big stone standing in front of him, and at the word 'Haoshan' clearly written on it, his complexion changed again and again.

After changing several times, Tang Sanzan poked down the nine-ringed tin stick in his hand, and hit Sha Laosan squarely on the head, leaving a bag.

"Nonsense, that's obviously three words, how come it becomes two words?"

Sha Laosan looked up at the two words on the stone, and counted for a long time with his fingers, but the doubts on his face could not be answered.

As for whether those two or three characters were Haoshan, he didn't ask again.

His family's master has already said that those are three words, so naturally it can't be Haoshan, after all, the number of words doesn't match the number, right?

In the past few months, I finally brushed up the sense of existence, but it ended without a problem. Sha Laosan didn't feel how sad it was that he was cut off by the director.

After counting with his fingers for a while, Sha Laosan nodded to show that he understood.

It's just that maybe ghosts don't even know what he understands.

After understanding, Sha Laosan continued to carry Tang Sanzan and Dasheng Second Senior Brother up the mountain.

Walking through the rolling mountains, the faceless Father Sun has already hidden half of his face on the other side of the mountain.

In the distance, there was a cry for help from somewhere.

"Help!"

"Help me~"

"Who will save me~"

Although the voice was far away, it reached Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice very clearly, so they couldn't ignore it.

Hearing this voice, Tang Sanjian, master and apprentice, looked at each other with a flash of understanding in their eyes.

"Wukong, did you hear anything?"

Seeing Tang Sanzan winking at him, the Great Sage nodded, "Master, my old grandson really seems to have heard a strange sound, like Ba Jie's dreamy cry when he was in spring."

Second senior brother: "???"

Hearing what the great sage said, the second senior brother had an innocent face, and Tang Sanzan also took a look at his own great apprentice.

I didn't pay attention for a while, when did his great sage become so skinny?
However, Pi Guipi, Tang Sanzan was quite satisfied with this answer.

Nodding his head, Tang Sanzan said in a loud voice, "Since that's the case, it's probably an animal's call of spring, so we don't have to pay attention to it."

With that said, Tang Sanzan signaled Sha Laosan not to stop, and the group continued to walk towards the other side of the mountain.

"I just opened the parachute, and it almost turned into a box when I landed. Why is there so many chicken masters~"

Sitting on Sha Laosan's body, Tang Sanzan was playing the chicken eating game on his mobile phone, and he was still singing the chicken eating divine song adapted from the theme song of Journey to the West.

With this demonic singing, the seemingly pervasive cries for help were suppressed and no longer attracted so much attention.

Walking like this, Tang Sanzan soon managed to eat the chicken again by using his hand speed.

Putting away the phone, Tang Sanzan listened carefully, seeing that the cry for help did not ring out again, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Mom, who sells batches, do you really think that the poor monk is a fool?

Monsters these days want to catch poor monks to eat their meat, and they don't even have to innovate their routines.

In this wilderness, there is no one in a radius of [-] miles. You said that you suddenly heard a cry for help on the way.

As long as the IQ of the poor monk is a little bit higher, the chances of being scared away are much greater than the chances of being stupid and really saving people, right?

Isn't this kind of behavior clearly telling the poor monk that you are a monster and want to eat the poor monk? ,

If the poor monk still ran to deliver the meat in a foolish way, if the news spread, he would be regarded as a fool by others. "

Hearing Tang Sanzan's low-pitched scolding, the second senior brother nodded approvingly.

When he was the marshal of the canopy, he had seen many demons and ghosts. Many low-level demons like to pretend to be innocent and vulnerable people in the wilderness to seek help from people, and then eat the people who help them. Don't spit out the bones.

It's not just a bad taste, there are still many people who are deceived and sent to death in such a situation.

Now listening to Tang Sanzan's words, the second senior brother feels that those people's deaths were not wronged, and the IQ tax is worth the price.

There was no cry for help, and the master and apprentice walked to a relatively flat area on the mountain before the sun set.

Sha Laosan traveled continuously for four days and three nights, traveling more than 300 miles. When he arrived here, Tang Sanzan finally decided to ask Sha Laosan to stop and rest.

"Third brother, I've been driving for a few days. I'm tired of my teacher and your two senior brothers, and Xiaobai is also tired. Let's stop here and rest for a night."

Hearing this, Sha Laosan stopped in his tracks, and Tang Sanzhu and the others jumped off Sha Laosan and fell to the ground.

"Third brother, this place is flat, the wind direction is just right and it is close to the water source, it is a good place to camp.

Before it's completely dark, you should hurry up and build the house. "

After Tang Sanzun finished explaining, Sha Laosan then told the second senior brother, "Bajie, let's roast rabbits tonight, you go and get some firewood."

Finally, Tang Sanzan's eyes fell on the Great Sage.

"Wukong, it's best for you to stretch out your hand. We have roasted rabbits at night, and we still have a shortage of accessories. Go and kill some rabbits and come back."

Dasheng: "." Can you tell me, please, what is the main material of the roasted rabbit if the rabbit is an auxiliary material?wood?
Although he was so slanderous in his heart, seeing Tang Sanzan's strange expression, the Great Sage still nodded and left the plain to hunt rabbits.

The three apprentices gather firewood, and those who hunt rabbits hunt rabbits. Sha Laosan also has to cut down a few trees before building a house.

Only Tang Sanzan and a white horse were left on the flat halfway up the mountain.

At this time, the wind suddenly picked up and rolled up the brocade cassock worn by Tang Sanbu.

Tang Sanzun patted the white horse's head to signal the other party not to speak for a while, walked a few steps against the strong wind, and landed on a big rock sheltered from the wind.

"Sand~sand~sand~"

Not long after Tang Sanzan sat down, there was a rustling sound in the distance.

Regarding this strange sound, Tang Sanzan seemed to be unresolved, sitting on a stone holding a bound book and looking at it, wondering what he was studying.

"Are you the Tang monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

Just as Tang Sanzan was reading the book seriously, a childish voice rang in his ears.

Hearing this, Tang Sanbu subconsciously raised his head, and saw a little doll in a bellyband and three braids standing in front of him with an adult look on his face.

"Nezha! It's you, Nezha!"

Just when the little baby was waiting for Tang Sanzan's answer, Tang Sanzan suddenly jumped up from the stone, and pressed a pair of magic claws on the little baby's face.

The hands were rubbing the little baby's face for a while, and while pinching Tang Sanzan, he asked if he was Nezha.

Little Doll:"."

God damn Nezha, how does he have anything to do with Nezha, a dwarf who can't even grow up little Jiji?
"I, the Holy Infant King, Red Boy."

With a wave of his hand, he slapped away Tang Sanzun's devilish claws that were playing tricks on his face, Hong Boy put his hands on his hips, raised his head slightly, and introduced himself to Tang Sanzun domineeringly.

Seeing Hong Boy's performance like this, Tang Sanzan was amused.

"Red boy?"

After repeating the name on one side, after Honghaier nodded, Tang San's funeral was still going on.

"Amitabha, the Tang Sanbu of the poor monk, the Tang Sanbu of burying the sky, the ground, and the common people. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of the poor monk's meat can make him immortal."

Red Boy: "."

mmp, he was still wondering who spread the news that eating Tang Sanzan's meat could lead to immortality, which made it known to almost everyone in the Three Realms, and made him want to be able to eat Tang Monk's meat, so that Tang Monk would not be killed. Others cut off their beards and ran directly from the Huoyan Mountain to the humble Huoyun Cave to become the king of the mountain.

After co-authoring for a long time, it turned out that the idiot monk himself spread the news.

Is this monk an idiot?

Didn't he know that his way of introducing himself would kill him?
While thinking like this, Hong Haier didn't think about how Tang Sanzan could survive to stand in front of him today if he introduced himself like this since he was a child.

"Very good, just admit that you are Tang Sanzan, my lord is here to arrest you."

Hong Haier pointed at the red-tasseled spear in his hand, and the point of the spear almost hit Tang Sanzan's nose.

Tang Sanzun pulled away Honghai'er's red-tasseled gun, and frowned.

"Are you a red boy? It just so happens that the poor monk has something to do with you."

Red Boy: "???"

A black question mark face, "What are you looking for, my lord?"

Tang Sanzan wiped some onion juice on his hands and rubbed his eyes, looking at the arrogant red boy with red eyes.

"Son, the poor monk suspects that the poor monk is your long-lost biological father!"

(End of this chapter)