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Chapter 417 Why are you fierce? You have no breasts
Ching Ming?

In the chilling atmosphere, Tang Sanzan's sudden words made the painting style of the scene turn to a completely opposite corner.

The turn was so sharp that even with the great sage's driving skills, he almost overturned the car.

Taking a strange look at Tang Sanzan, the Great Sage nodded, "Tomorrow is Qingming."

Tang Sanzun touched his forehead and nodded.

Qingming, he remembered a legend.
"What time is it?"

The Great Sage looked at the sky, and was about to answer when the second senior brother stepped forward, "Master, it's time to be ugly."

"what?"

The Great Sage gave the second senior brother a strange look, he reacted faster than himself?
The second senior brother grinned at the Great Sage, and despite his preoccupation, he still explained something.

"Old pig, I was born when I was ugly. When I was born, I saw a group of brothers and sisters breastfeeding around my mother.

The old pig rested for a few days, and also killed his mother and a group of younger siblings in the middle of the night, and escaped from the pigsty.

I remember that night, the sky seemed to be half quiet tonight, and the quiet old pig wanted to kill someone. "

As soon as the topic was closed, the second senior brother smiled again, "I may not be sure about other times, but I can still be sure of the night at this hour of the ugly time, Lao Zhu, after all, it was the time of my birth."

Tang Sanzan glanced at the second senior brother, and nodded in agreement.

"Yes, Not Bad.

But Bajie, you don't need to emphasize again and again that you were born when you were ugly, we can see this from the appearance. "

Second Senior Brother: "." Oh mmp.

Tang Sanzan told a bad joke, but none of the people present laughed out loud.

The eyes of the great sage and the second senior brother all fell on Tang Sanzan, not knowing what kind of mood he was in right now, let alone what they were going to face now.

On the other side, Sha Laosan was still looking at Tang Sanzan eagerly.

When Tang Sanzun's eyes fell on him, Sha Laosan had a bit of expectation in his eyes, "Master, I really did the question, three plus three equals six, right?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, "Yes."

Sha Laosan's face was filled with joy, "That"

Tang Sanzun asked, "Do you really want to eat the meat of your teacher?"

A flash of doubt flashed in Sha Laosan's eyes, and he said, "Master, this disciple wants to eat Tang's monk meat."

Tang Sanzan glanced at him again, nodded, and stopped answering.

Slightly raising his head, his eyes fell on the place three feet above his head.

As the saying goes, there are gods three feet above the head, but in fact, practitioners know that the three feet above the head is the dividing point between Yin and Yang.

Huangquan Road is right there, running through the Three Realms, Six Paths and Ten Directions, leading all spirits to their final destination.

"It's another day when the gate of hell is opened every year."

Tang Sanzan whispered to himself.

just
As far as the eye can see, there is not a single Yin spirit on the road to Huangquan, and the place where the eyes enter is empty, and the flowers on the other side are covered with Huangquan, but it looks extremely desolate.

"This Huangquan seems to be less popular."

so.
Where are they? ? ?

After the day when it was time to return, the gate of hell had already opened.

Why, no half of the Yin spirits returned?

Where have they all gone?
listen!
On Huangquan Road, there is the sound of ancient music.

The bell is ringing really, and the drums are ringing together.

At the end of Huangquan Road, who is singing the funeral song?
The singing is ethereal, as if crossing the eternal river and playing in the ears, it makes people feel sad and tears can't help themselves.

Look.

At the end of Huangquan Road, is there a graceful figure walking?

She was wearing a bright red wedding dress, like a bride on a wedding night.

She danced her hands, and her ten fingers seemed to be able to dance the most beautiful dance in the world.

She parted her vermilion lips lightly, and a melody sounded from her mouth that seemed to be seductive.

It was she who whispered an old funeral song.

But, who is this funeral song for?

For herself who unfortunately died on her wedding day, or... for the millions of people who heard her funeral song?

For a moment, Tang Sanzan even felt that this woman who came back from Huangquan Road in a wedding dress was such a match for him.

Yes, match.

This funeral song is completely worthy of his name.

Three burials of the Tang Dynasty, the three burials of the Tang Dynasty, burying the sky, burial ground, and burying the common people.

In this funeral song, there is the sadness of the silence of the world, and the compassion of burying the common people.

mercy?

Tang Sanzan was surprised.

Mercy, what the hell is that?

She walked step by step, in lotus steps.

She had come close, and her eyes fell on his face.

There was a little smile in her eyes.

"Excuse me, where is this place?"

she raised her lips
stop!
and many more!

she.
It's not her, it's him!

That voice, no matter how you heard it, was a man's voice, but the person who made it was wearing a woman's bright red wedding dress.

Ta, is it male or female?
Tang Sanzan's eyes fell firmly on his face and body.

There is no beard on his face, his eyes are narrow and long, his nose is straight, his lips are red and his teeth are white, and there are two dimples on his face when he smiles.

Tang Sanzan has seen many beauties, and Chang'e, who is known as the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms, is his apprentice's wife.

But if the person in red in front of him was a woman, Tang Sanzan felt that she would definitely not be inferior to Chang'e in terms of beauty alone.

Moving his gaze down and landed on her neck, Tang Sanzan clearly saw that there was no Adam's apple on her neck.

so.
It's just a pretty girl with a man's voice?
If this is the case, although it is a pity, it is not too unacceptable.

After all, there are not a few girls in this world whose voices are not like girls' or even thicker than men's.

However, subconsciously moving his eyes down again, Tang Sanzan saw that the other party had no breasts.

"What are you looking at again?"

Seemingly sensing Tang Sanzan's aggressive gaze, it wasn't just a man or a woman, the girl frowned and scolded in a low voice.

Tang Sanzan: "..." Why are you fierce, and you have no breasts.

Just take a look, what's the big deal.

Despite thinking so in his heart, Tang Sanzan still looked away from the opponent's chest.

Um, down again, down to just below the navel.

As soon as his sight fell, Tang Sanzan's eyes shrank suddenly.

It was bulging there.

Tang Sanzan suddenly felt that this guy who is more beautiful than a girl and has no Adam's apple and no breasts, if he took it out
Most likely bigger than yourself.

"you"

The person who didn't know whether it was a man or a woman frowned again, and his eyes fell on Tang Sanzan, as if waiting for him to speak.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but when the eyes of the guy who doesn't know whether it's a man or a woman are completely focused on him, Tang Sanzan actually has a feeling of shuddering.

It's as if being targeted by a poisonous snake that chooses to eat people.

Shaking his head, Tang Sanzan didn't care about that fleeting feeling due to his consistent habit of dying, and still asked his own question.

"Are you a man or a woman?"

Strangers who don't know if they are male or female: "."

"What if it's a man? What if it's a woman?"

Tang Sanzan's gaze once again passed over the other's face, which was prettier than a woman's, throat without Adam's apple, and chest that was obviously fierce but could not see a little protruding, and finally fell on the outline between the legs that was more obvious than himself.

"Well, I think... I already know the answer."

Just as Tang San finished his funeral speech, a red shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and the person in the wedding dress had already appeared in front of him.

A hand stretched out, like grabbing a chicken, and grabbed Tang Sanzan's neck.

At that moment, Tang Sanzan actually felt a sense of crisis in his heart that was even more intense than when he faced Du Tianshen Lei directly.

Without hesitation, Tang Sanzan crushed a jade slip on his body, disappeared from the spot in a flash, and appeared tens of meters away in an instant, looking at the man in the wedding dress vigilantly.

"who are you?"

He had already guessed that such a character would definitely not exist in this world.

If such a character is born and bred in the Three Realms, it is absolutely impossible not to leave any information in the Three Realms.

Coupled with the familiar breath of death on the opponent, Tang Sanzan had a suspicion.

It is suspected that the pervert in the wedding dress in front of him may come from the same place as the previous skeleton in the black cloak.

They all carry the breath of death.

"Oh, you are not qualified to know my name yet."

The perverted man glanced at Tang Sanzan unexpectedly, with a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, his figure disappeared from the spot as he spoke, and appeared next to Tang Sanzan in the next moment, his five fingers pointing towards Tang Sanzan as usual catch.

Seeing the other party's contempt and treating himself as a plaything, Tang Sanzan's eyes flashed coldly.

"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you really think the poor monk is a sick cat, right?"

Not only did a jade talisman appear in his hand, Tang Sanzan crushed it without hesitation.

In the next moment, the perverted man's hand grabbing Tang Sanzan was blocked, and it was difficult to move forward even half a point.

Looking at the flickering surprise in the perverted man's eyes, Tang Sanzan's sneer became even worse.

Is this surprising?

Really surprised. Still behind.

Between the eyebrows, a black rune appeared from under the skin, shining with the luster of choosing someone to devour.

The moment the mark appeared, the perverted man backed away quickly, disbelief written all over his face.

"This is the mark of the underworld! Impossible, how could it be here."

Ignoring the shock of the perverted man, Tang Sanzan opened his mouth slowly, uttering four words in a Taoist voice, "Santu, Wangchuan!"

As soon as the three words were uttered, the perverted man seemed to have seen something terrible, and he fled away quickly.

When the word Santu was exited, the perverted man had disappeared from Tang Sanzan's sight.

The four characters fell, and even the aura of the perverted man had completely disappeared.

However, Tang Sanzan still had a confident smile on his face.

"Oh, escape?? Can you escape?"

Smiling confidently, Tang Sanzan raised his head slightly, looking at the location that coincides with Huangquan Road, waiting for the familiar long river to come.

one second.
Tang Sanzan's face was full of confidence.

Two seconds
Tang San's burial wisdom pearl is in his hand.

three seconds
Tang Sanzan is sure to win.

3 minutes.
Tang Sanzan's face turned dark.

5 minutes.
Tang Sanzun twisted his sore neck and rubbed his sore eyes.

Looking again, at the place where the head is three feet up, there is still no skeleton that was summoned to cross the river of forgetfulness in a ghost boat.

Tang Sanzan smiled confidently, slowly
Start to get stiff.

(End of this chapter)