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Chapter 419 Bald donkey, dare to rob the poor teacher
Personal accident insurance? ? ?

Don't think that Tang San's buried head is so old that he has no knowledge at all since he has never left the world he lives in.

He still knows about personal safety and accident insurance.

but
What the hell does he want that thing for?
Because there are too many people who are thinking about eating him, so buy an insurance policy, and you can leave some compensation after you are eaten?

But the problem is that he has no father, no mother, no children, no relatives.

If he died, the insured would only be the master and a few apprentices, right?
He was dead, and he used his life to earn a fortune for his apprentices. He felt that he was not that great yet.

As for my master
Hehe, how rich his master is, wouldn't he have a clue?

Thinking about it this way, Tang Sanzan felt that he didn't need this kind of personal safety accident insurance at all!

It was his master. When Tang Sanzan considered going back, whether he should persuade his master to buy a copy or not, the insured person would fill in himself.

At that time, in case his master has three disasters and five disadvantages, he can keep something for himself, right? ?

"Auntie, the poor monk should not use this insurance, right?
After all, the poor monk is a monk, and no one even knows who the insured is when he buys the insurance. "

The woman in black gave Tang Sanzan a strange look.

"Did you confuse the personal safety and accident insurance of our Heavens and Myriad Worlds with some low-end life insurance?

Is our insurance comparable to those low-end products?

This Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds Personal Safety Accident Insurance is a new business jointly developed by me and a guy who claims to be able to sell everything in the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds.

As long as you apply for insurance from us, you can get our VIP service from Su's. When the life safety of the policyholder is threatened or faced with fatal danger, our Su's professional insurance broker will come forward to resolve the crisis for the policyholder. , Take the policyholder to a safe place to ensure that the life safety of the policyholder will not be threatened. "

Tang Sanzan: "." So tall?

The woman in black nodded, "Naturally, this is a new project that I came up with after researching the market with others for a long time. You are the first customer, do you want to think about it?
For the sake of calling you Shigu, I can give you a [-]% discount. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

This is the name of the aunt. He really made money, right?

but
"What the poor monk said was not the insurance, but the title that sells everything in the heavens and myriad worlds.

Just this name alone has a feeling that makes people look up to the mountains. "

Tang Sanzan looked up at the sky, everything in the heavens and myriad worlds can be sold, how rich is that?

Mamma Mia, you must ask your master if he is so rich when you go back.

if not
The woman in black: "."

Aren't we talking about insurance?What the hell are you talking about by name?

Calling this kind of thing, standing at the top of all worlds, who doesn't have a few tall names?

Like what can be sold in the heavens and the world, like the sage of the world.

The title is not tall enough, so I am too embarrassed to go out, okay? ?
Seemingly reading the woman's mind through the expression on her face, Tang Sanbu made up for it.

"Uh... I don't know what your title is, Shigu? Is it more tall?"

The woman in black looked at Tang Sanzan, her complexion suddenly became a little strange.

"They generally call me All Heavens and Myriad Realms Can Buy Anything."

Tang Sanbu: "."

Auntie!

aunt!

dear aunt!
You are my dear aunt!

Are you still missing a pendant on your leg?
Do your feet feel too light when you walk?Need a thigh hugger?
I was buried in heaven and earth in Tang Dynasty, and I have been professionally hugging thighs for 500 years. If I feel uncomfortable, I can hug them again.

I, Tang Sanzan, have been specialized in eating soft rice and holding thighs for 500 years. As a leg pendant, you will never feel ashamed when you take it out.

After all, we are the face value in the Journey to the West group.

The bullet screen in his heart was frantically swiping the screen, if he wasn't afraid of being kicked to death, Tang Sanzan would definitely rush over desperately and hug the thigh of the aunt in front of him tightly.

These are the golden thighs!
Everything in the heavens and the world can be bought.

What kind of information is revealed in these few words?
In short, it can be summed up in four words - rich and willful.

As long as you can afford it, there is nothing she can't afford. What kind of arrogance is this?
It's more arrogant than the one that can sell everything, right?
After all, if you can sell anything, you are only selling things, and the things themselves are not necessarily worth that price.

Therefore, if the price of the unsold items is kept in the hands, the price is discounted and the goods are suppressed.

And people can buy anything, those things in your hand, no matter what price they can afford.

In such a conversion, it is still better to buy anything than to sell anything.

It is more profitable to buy anything than to sell anything.

The woman in black: "."

If you think so, you're right.

After all, the money that guy sold was handed over to her in the end.

"How about it? Heavens and Myriad Worlds Personal Safety Accident Insurance, would you like a copy?"

Tang Sanzan looked at the golden thigh in front of him, thought for a while, and nodded fiercely.

Regardless of whether it is useful or not, the one in front of you is a golden thigh, so you have to make a good relationship.

"it is good."

When it comes to business, the woman in black is really not aloof at all, and I don't know if it's because of being close to Zhu Zhechi.

Seeing Tang Sanzun nodding, the woman in black directly took out a golden scroll.

"This is an insurance policy. The unit price is based on one World Origin. Each World Origin can get one life-saving chance indefinitely, or multiple life-saving chances within 50 years.

In short, once life-saving, once purchased, it will be permanently effective as long as it is not used.

The 50-year life-saving chance is within the 50-year insurance period, no matter how many times it will guarantee your life safety. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

It feels so tall, but the origin of the world, how can I get that thing out by myself!

The woman in black gave Tang Sanzan a strange look, "No, you have more than a dozen copies of the origin of the world with you."

Tang Sanbu: "." Nani?
The woman in black raised her hand a little, and a small glass ball flew out of Tang Sanzan's body.

"Isn't that what it is?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Is this the origin of the world?
Are you kidding me?

Isn't this the glass ball that his master casually threw to him after he lost all of his glass balls playing with Goudan in Dead Man's Mountain when he was a child?
At the beginning, the master gave him a bunch, and the loser left a dozen or so in the storage ring and forgot to take them out, but he didn't think that this was the legendary origin of the world.

If this is the origin of the world, then the origin of the world seems to suddenly become less valuable.

Looking at the young lady in black with golden thighs, it seems that she no longer has the sense of arrogance.

Miss in black: "."

mmp, your family is rich, you can be willful if you have money?

Cursing in her heart, the young lady's movements were not slow, and with a touch of her hand, Tang Sanzang and his apprentice were added to the list of high-quality customers.

This high-quality customer list is a list of people with relatively high consumption potential among the heavens and myriad worlds that he and his family have created.

Over the countless years above, there were only a dozen or so, and now there are one or two more.

The young lady in black took Tang Sanzang a world origin, looked at Tang Sanzang and asked, "Okay, do you want a permanent policy or a 50-year limited policy?"

"50 years."

Tang Sanzang answered without hesitation.

With his habit of dying if he is not careful, let alone 50 years, it is not certain that he will die several times in five years. If he chooses the 50-year period, he will definitely make a profit and not lose money.

Moreover, it’s okay even if you don’t use it, the big deal is that it will be renewed for another 50 years.

It's okay, his family is rich and willful.

At that time, it will be enough to find Goudan and exchange the lost ones with silver for a period of time.

And even if they are all used up, it’s okay, his master has money!

Miss in black: "...Let's go."

The heart of a local tyrant like Tang Sanzan made the young lady unable to bear to look directly at her. She threw the insurance policy and a small bag containing something to Tang Sanzan, and then disappeared in front of Tang Sanzan in an instant.

After collecting the insurance policy and the small bag, Tang Sanzan continued his unfinished suicide mission.

Raising both hands, although the newly grown left hand is still a little uncoordinated, it still easily patted himself to death.

Lying on the ground with a common sound, his consciousness began to fall into a coma, not long after.
Tang Sanbu's body became cold.

I don't know how long it took, when Tang Sanzan woke up in a daze, when he opened his eyes, what he saw was a soul fire fluctuating violently in both eyes, a terrifying skull face that might go out at any time.

"Ah! Ghost!"

Tang Sanzan let out a scream, and a shoe landed on the skeleton's face.

After the filming was over, Tang Sanzan finally saw who was coming.

"Huh? Xiao Hei, it's you!"

Black Skull: "." You are the only blackie, and your whole family is blackish.

"Tell me, how did you play yourself to death again?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

What does the word you mean?Tell the poor monk well, do you have any opinion on the poor monk?
Black Skull: "Isn't it? In less than a year, you've revived from me twice.

Those who know that I am the envoy of Huang Quan, but those who don't know that I am the servant for your family's resurrection. "

Looking at the aggrieved face of the black skeleton, Tang Sanzan showed a comforting smile on his face
"Hey, accident, this time it was purely an accident."

The black skull stared at Tang Sanzan with a pair of empty eyes, waiting for him to give a satisfactory answer.

Tang Sanzan: "You may not believe it, but this poor monk himself doesn't know how he died."

Black Skull: "."

Look at the second senior brother whose brains are bursting, look at Sha Laosan who is still pretending to be listening and has lost his voice, look at the great sage whose iron rod is still stained with second senior brother's blood and brains, look at the still The white horse fell to the ground without swallowing the grass, and the black skull felt that he believed it.

"Then tell me the details."

Tang Sanzan immediately told his story, including that the second senior brother rushed to Leng, the second senior brother thought Sha Laosan was weird, and the white horse neighed, and the great sage suddenly jumped up and beat the second senior brother to death.

It also includes him suddenly waking up and discovering that it was a dream, but seeing Sister Bailong disappearing for some reason.

By the way, sister Bailong!
Subconsciously glanced at his wrist, and there was a soft voice from Bailong sister, "I'm here."

Tang Sanzan was instantly relieved, looking at the black skeleton, "The poor monk felt that Sha Laosan's constant talk about eating Tang monk's meat might have some deep meaning, and he was suspicious, so he shared his own meat with the apprentices.

The disciples all fell to the ground after eating, and the poor monk shot himself to death after that, and saw you when he woke up.

So, the poor monk was really witty. He thought of this method to escape from that weird world and avoid a death calamity. "

Black Skull: "."

"Huh? Xiao Hei, why does your face seem to be getting darker?"

Black Skull: ". I've said it several times, don't call me Xiao Hei, I'm not Xiao Hei.

Also, did you save yourself by yourself?Then I wasted a drop of soul blood to bring you back to life.

Otherwise, trees will be planted on your grave! "

Tang Sanzan: "Hey, who are we to follow, right Xiao Hei?

There is no difference between the poor monk you saved and the poor monk himself who saved himself, right? "

Xiao Hei: "."

"Whoo~"

The black skull let out a long sigh of relief, "Forget it, I can't just blame you."

"Oh?"

Tang Sanzan became interested when he heard it, "What's the matter? Xiao Hei, do you know the truth of the matter?"

The black skeleton glanced weakly at Tang Sanzan, who still called himself Xiao Hei, and nodded helplessly.

"Isn't it Qingming today? The ancient tea master of the underworld, the current king of the underworld, celebrates his birthday today in an unknown number of epochs.

Our boss Huangquan Tianzun and Wangchuan Gufo, the boss of Wangchuan Realm, went to celebrate the birthday of the ancient tea master Tai. In order to grab the seat next to the ancient tea master, the two big brothers fought.

Originally it was just a point-and-shoot contest, but we didn't want our boss to fight against us in front of the ancient tea master because of Wangchuan old bald donkey again and again, and to teach Wangchuan bald donkey a ruthless hand.

Wangchuan Tulu also played a real fire, and the two sides summoned their subordinates at the slightest disagreement, and launched the No.30 Seventh War between the Huangquan Realm and the Wangchuan Realm this year.

The result.
Just as we were fighting between Huangquan Realm and Wangchuan Realm, a few guys locked in the cage became restless and wanted to escape from the cage.

Before, I wondered why they were so peaceful this time, but now it seems that the succubus from Shima Realm should have searched for your existence and sensed the soul blood mark signed with me on you.

Then, by launching the law of material exchange on you, you can replace your soul with it, thereby escaping the underworld. "

Tang Sanzan: "."
For some reason, Tang Sanzan suddenly felt powerless to complain when he heard the truth that Xiao Hei said.

He felt that there were many holes stuck in his throat, but he couldn't spit out any of them.

Especially this fight, it's like a child's play house.

Tianzun: Bald donkey, dare to rob the poor teacher for his wife.

Ancient Buddha: Stinky Taoist priest, the poor monk is robbing your teacher, if you have the ability, come and beat me!

Then, the two of them opened it, not only opened it, but also took a group of younger brothers to have a good time together.

This.
capricious!
Only these three words can describe Tang Sanzan.

That's right, three words with an exclamation mark!
"Then why do my disciples have trouble?"

When Tang Sanzan asked this question, he saw Xiao Hei looking at him like an idiot.

"Do you seem to be sarcastic? I have already said that there are a few restless guys, a few. It is impossible to exchange only one in an equivalent exchange!"

Having said that, Tang Sanzan understood.

Before the second senior brother felt cold, it should be that the first person who escaped from prison had already completed the exchange, and the exchange object should be Sha Laosan, so the second senior brother would think Sha Laosan was weird.

After that, the white horse let out a long cry, it should be that the white horse was also murdered, and the Great Sage attacked the second senior brother at the same time, probably because he sensed that there was something wrong with the second senior brother.

It's just that after the great sage attacked the second senior brother, he himself was not immune to the poisonous hands. In the end, Tang San buried himself, lying on the stone and unknowingly ruined the poisonous hands of others.

The four masters and apprentices and the white horse were taken to the Underworld, and the five fugitives used their bodies to escape from the Underworld, then abandoned their bodies and fled, and are now missing.

It was precisely because of this that after suddenly waking up, he felt that everything was so weird.

As for Sha Laosan, he kept mentioning Tang Seng's flesh.

It may be because he had eaten his previous life nine times, and the instinct in his soul could perceive that eating Tang Monk meat would help them at that time.

And the fact is also. After eating their own meat, they seemed to be dead in the underworld, but in fact they escaped the trap left by those fugitives and returned to their own world.

There is no need to ask Xiao Hei about this, he can confirm it himself.

After all, the true spirits of the three apprentices and the white horse were floating on the corpse in a daze at the moment, but the subconsciousness of himself and Sha Laosan might have overestimated the power of Tang Monk's flesh.

Tang Monk's Meat brought them back from the Underworld, but failed to bring them back to life.

so.
"Xiao Hei, look at the catastrophe that the poor monk and his disciples suffered. It was also caused by the fight between your old Taoist Huangquan Tianzun and the ancient Buddha of Wangchuan in the realm of Wangchuan.

Even when you were fighting, you contributed a lot and you also had a responsibility.

So, let's see if we can save the apprentices of the poor monk, and we'll be cleared? "

Xiao Hei: ".
"What? Xiao Hei, look at who we are with whom, don't be so stingy!"

Xiao Hei: "."

Tang Sanzan: "Hey, Xiao Hei, you are so boring!"

Xiao Hei: "...you frankly look at my skeleton, does it look like there are so many mixed races?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

That's right, it would be great if Xiao Hei could save himself. Judging by his kidney deficiency, he probably won't be able to save his apprentice.

So, what to do?

Subconsciously, Tang Sanzhuan remembered the little bag that the young lady in black threw to him when she left.

The insurance policy is purchased, and the small bag is naturally a gift.

After all, it's [-]% off, isn't it?Miss Shigu received her whole world origin.

so.
Tang Sanzun escaped from the small bag, and four clusters of fluorescent light flew out of the small bag, falling into the eyebrows of the Great Sage, Second Brother, Sha Laosan and Baima respectively.

The next moment, all injuries were healed, the true spirit returned to the body, and the three precious apprentices and a precious mount all came back to life.

Xiao Hei: "."

Looking at the white crystal left in Tang Sanbu's small cloth bag, he suddenly felt that his drop of blood was really in vain.

ps: mmp, accidentally over 5000 words, it became a huge chapter, after thinking about it, I will continue, let's send it out together.

(End of this chapter)