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Chapter 421 The poor monk wants to say that he smashed it wrong, do you believe it?

Xiao Hei left, very peacefully when he left.

Tang Sanzan and his apprentices were very strong, they watched Xiao Hei leave, none of them cried, even the second senior brother couldn't help laughing out loud.

When I got on the ghost ship, I turned my head three times, and kept yelling that I still don’t want to leave, and I can save it again. It was Tang Sanzan who tied him to the ghost ship with iron chains.

For this reason, admiring Xiao Hei's strength, the second senior brother even shouted that Xiao Hei is awesome.

Xiao Hei left in a ghost ship. When he left, the wind was strong on the Bloody Forgotten River and the water was rushing. He accidentally blew over Xiao Hei's black ghost ship.

Xiao Hei, who was tied to the boat, was directly smashed into the water, and the boat floated upside down for dozens of miles. It was Tang Sanzan who ran over the River of Forgetfulness to fish him out of the water.

When it was fished out, Xiao Hei's belly seemed to be nine months pregnant. Tang Sanzan was just about to give him first aid, when another gust of wind blew up and disappeared on the River of Forgotten with the black ghost ship in an instant.

Even, Tang Sanzhu didn't even have time to untie the iron chain for Xiao Hei.

Looking at the direction where Xiao Hei disappeared, Tang Sanzan was in a daze for a long time.

With such a big belly, returning to the Underworld with such a shameful posture of being tied to play, I don't know if the brothers in the Underworld will have any misunderstandings about Xiao Hei?
but
"Xiao Hei is very strong and should be able to survive."

When returning from the Forgotten River, Tang Sanzan comforted his disciples in this way.

The apprentices looked at each other and nodded one after another. At that time, the top of the mountain was full of cheerful atmosphere.

This atmosphere lasted for three days.

Three days later, when Sha Laosan carried Tang Sanzan's teacher and apprentice for hundreds of miles, Tang Sanzan broke free from the fun that Xiao Hei had brought to himself and others when he left.

"Amitabha."

After reciting Amitabha Buddha, Tang Sanzan's face was full of compassion.

"Third Sha, even if he dies and goes to Huangquan Road, he will not forget to eat the meat of his teacher.

Tell me well, do you have any opinions on being a teacher? "

Settling accounts after autumn is a method that every leader is good at.

Therefore, even though it was Sha Laosan who wanted to eat Tang Monk's meat that caused their master and apprentice to escape from the underworld, it still couldn't change Tang Sanzan's mood to talk to Sha Laosan.

after all
The function of Tang Monk's meat is a later story. It is absolutely true that Sha Laosan will not die if he eats him.

What the hell, his brain was cut off, his heart was dug out by him, he was nailed in a coffin after death, and his soul stepped into the underworld, and this guy still shouted in a decadent voice, "Tang monk meat, give me Tang monk meat" .

How obsessive is this about eating him?

Tang Sanzan felt that if this matter was not resolved, there would always be an apprentice around him who wanted to eat him, so there was no need to go for this hundred and eight thousand miles, maybe one day when he woke up from sleep, he would go directly to the West Paradise.

Moreover, Old Sha wanted to eat him time and time again, if he didn't teach Old San Sha a lesson, Tang Sanzan felt that he would be hard to convince.

What will the Great Sage think of him in the future?What would the second senior brother think of him?

What would Baima and sister Bailong think of him?

If the hearts of the people are scattered, it will be difficult to lead the team in the future.

Hearing Tang Sanzan's questioning, Sha Laosan blinked cutely.

"Master, when am I going to eat Tang Monk meat?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

mmp, where did you cross over from?What the hell is this Tianjin flavor?

"Don't talk nonsense with me. If you say you want to eat Tang's monk's meat, you will eat Tang's monk's meat."

Sha Laosan nodded, "Oh."

After thinking about it, he asked again, "Master, what kind of thing is it to introduce a Tang monk's meat?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

"Why don't you use Mandarin for me."

Sha Laosan, "Oh, don't you think that the little monster you ate yesterday had a nice voice?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

mmp, Sha Laosan, you have changed, you were not like this before, you used to listen to what your teacher said.

Could it be that after adding one to Chile, Sha Laosan's IQ is almost close to zero?
This is not good news.

so.
Do you want another intellectual attack?
After thinking about it, Tang Sanzan still shook his head.

"No matter how you say it, it's wrong for you to eat Tang Monk's meat. I'm punishing you not to eat until you go to the West Paradise. Do you have any objections?"

Sha Laosan shook his head, saying nothing.

The Great Sage took a bite of the flat peach, and threw the half-pulled flat peach in his hand into the grass.

"Master, I think it's too light a punishment to just let Mr. Sha not eat."

The second brother imitated the example, raised the half-pulled ginseng fruit in his hand, hesitated for a while, took it back and took two bites, threw the ginseng fruit with a few bites of pulp into the grass, and conveniently placed it on the package carried by Mr. Sha I wiped it twice. ,

"Master, I think the old pig is too light, after all Sha Laosan wants to eat you."

"Sorry~"

The white horse seconded.

Tang Sanzan glanced at his disciples, "Then how should you punish him in your opinion?"

The second senior brother and the first senior brother looked at each other, and looked at the third brother Sha below, "At least let him not eat or sleep, and take care of all the work along the way, so it can be regarded as a minor punishment and a major commandment."

Tang Sanzan nodded, that's how it should be done.

The master and apprentice settled down like this, and Sha Laosan still walked westward without stopping. After walking for three or four days, he saw a city lying in front of him in the distance.

"Master, there is a city ahead."

No need for the second senior brother to say, Tang Sanzan has already seen it.

"Bajie, if my guess is correct, the city in front of me should be Chechi Kingdom."

At this moment Sha Laosan spoke.

"Master, the three big characters on Chengmen Mountain, which are bigger than the second brother's head, are the three characters Che Chiguo?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Snapped!
Sha Laosan received a slap on the head.

"Who told you to speak? Ah? You tell me, who allowed you to speak without permission?

In the future, without the permission of the teacher, you will not even be able to fart.

Also, why are there only three words?

That is obviously two words, do you understand these two words? "

Sha Laosan: "."

"Hey, I'm asking you something, do you understand?"

Sha Laosan: "."

Tang Sanzan got angry, and slapped Sha Laosan on the head again, "I'm asking you for my teacher, those are two words, do you understand?"

Sha Laosan raised his head, looked at Tang Sanzan with grievance, "Master, didn't you let me talk?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Snapped!
Another slap fell on Sha Laosan's head.

"That's right, the teacher naturally remembers, the teacher just tried it out, what's the result?

The temptation to be a teacher, you forget the rules of being a teacher again, right?
In the future, as a teacher, you won't be allowed to say a word, and you won't even be able to fart. Do you understand? "

Sha Laosan: "."

Damn, I'm so flustered, should I speak here?

It's hard to be a human being!
Being a man is hard!

It's hard to be a man who gets ridden!

Seeing that Sha Laosan didn't speak any more, Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, and temporarily let Sha Laosan go.

The group walked for more than ten miles, and Sha Laosan stopped in front of the city gate.

Riding horses is not allowed in the city, and Tang Sanzan didn't have the guts to make a foul, so he got off Sha Laosan and stood on the ground.

The group of people did not cause trouble, and entered the city in a line.

After entering the city, Tang Sanzan was looking for an inn with his apprentices while flipping through a book of Journey to the West.

After quickly skimming through the plot of Che Chiguo, Tang Sanzan already had a bottom line in his mind.

"Wukong, Bajie, Sha Laosan, let's go."

"Master, where are you going?"

The great sage walked over with the iron rod in hand, Tang San buried his face in the dark, and covered his face.

"Wukong, how many times have I told you as a teacher, don't take the stick at every turn, can you take the stick casually?

Tell me about you, what violent things are on your mind?

ah?You tell me as a teacher, besides fighting and killing, do you have other things in your mind? "

Watching the great sage being scolded, the second senior brother on the side quietly made the Baoqin gold palladium on the nine teeth smaller in his hand, turned into a small rake, and combed his hair in his hand.

"That's right, Brother Hou, don't blame me, old pig, for talking about you, you're just too impatient, and you'll hit people with a stick every now and then."

Speaking of which, the second senior brother gave Tang Sanzan a flattering smile, "By the way, master, what are you doing calling us in such a hurry?"

Tang Sanzan looked at the Great Sage, then Sha Laosan, and picked up his nine-ring tin stick.

"kill!"

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

so.
What did you mean by that reprimand just now?
ah?What do you mean?
Tang Sanzan took the Great Sage and the second senior brother out of the inn, and went straight to the palace.

There is no need to ask for directions. According to Li Er’s experience told Tang Sanzan, a luxurious building in a city is either the City Lord’s Mansion or the Royal Palace.

Tang Sanzan rushed to the most luxurious building, walked to the door and took a look. He was dumbfounded. .

"Where is this?"

The Great Sage blinked, looked at the three words written on the gate, and asked with some uncertainty, "Three Cleansing Temple?"

The second senior brother nodded in agreement, "That's right, I know these three characters old pig, it's the Three Cleansing Concept."

Sha Laosan: "." Isn't that two words?

Tang Sanbu: "." Sanqing Temple?

The most luxurious and magnificent building is the palace?

What the hell is this Sanqingguan? ,

Li Er missed me!

Moreover, how aggrieved is the king of Chechi Kingdom doing?

The place where the emperor lives is not the highest in a city or even a country. How can your good palace be compared to a Taoist temple?

"Come on, if you go wrong, you go wrong, anyway, you have to come here when you get to the palace.

Simply do not do one thing and two endlessly, first finish the work and then go to the palace. "

Tang Sanzan gritted his teeth, and waved the nine-ringed tin staff at the gate of the Taoist temple.

"Wukong, smashed!"

The golden cudgel in the great sage's hand was raised high, and then fell heavily.

"boom!"

The wooden door fell down and shattered into a pile of sawdust.

"Bold!"

"Who dares to come to my Sanqing Temple to be presumptuous!"

"You monks, why come to my Sanqing Temple to make trouble?"

The Great Sage and the second senior brother looked at each other, and looked at Tang Sanzan in unison, "Yes, Master, why are we here to smash other people's Sanqing Temple?"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, and touched his big bald head.

"Yeah, why do we want to smash other people's Sanqing concept?"

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

Didn't you let us smash it?
Tang Sanbu: "."

mmp, seeing that the three great fairies of the Sanqing Temple in Journey to the West are enemies with Tang Monk's master and apprentice, so I thought it would be better to strike first.

But in Journey to the West, Tang Seng is really a monk. When people fight, it is a dispute between Buddhism and Taoism.

But what about him?

Is he really a monk?

"Rice rice tofu."

Tang Sanzan clasped his hands together and performed a Buddhist principle.

"If the poor monk said that it was a mistake, would you believe it?"

Immortal Huli: "."

Immortal Luli: "."

Immortal Yangli: "."

The three looked at each other, and there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in their eyes.

"Damn it, this monk is playing tricks on us, fuck him!"

(End of this chapter)