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Chapter 444

The human head is not the same color as the grass?

Listening to Lao Niu's words, the conclusion he had just drawn flashed through Tang San's mind.

Looking at the green forest above the old cow's head, he instantly overturned his previous verdict.

People can still have green on their heads.

but
"Old cow, what do you mean by wandering around with a forest on your head?"

Looking at the old cow with a forest above his head, condescending and angrily looking at him, Tang Sanzan asked a little puzzled.

Lao Niu: "."

Why the hell do I have a forest on my head? Don't you have any clues in your heart?
"Tang Sanbu, the hatred of taking his wife is irreconcilable."

Tang Sanzan: "Who will take your wife later?"

The old cow's eyes widened, "Tang Sanzan, you still don't admit it, I heard every word that my red boy said to that bitch, old cow."

Tang Sanbu: "."

What the hell, why are there still sending children indiscriminately?

Is the red boy a child of the poor monk's family? Don't you really know in your own mind?
Look at the handsome appearance of the poor monk, look at the big bald head of the poor monk, who said that the red boy belongs to the poor monk's family, do you believe it?
"So...that's why you're running around with a forest on your head?"

The old cow stared at Tang Sanzan, "Of course!"

Still also.
Tang Sanzan almost slapped Lao Niu on the face.

"Even if you're going to wander around in a forest, you're going to let the whole Three Realms know that you've been greened.

But when you dig the forest, can you let the small animals out first?
Look at that pine tree, there are seven little vixen sitting side by side, huddled together pitifully, do you have the heart to bully them?

Look at that little brain axe, you are too scared to eat meat. ,

Look at that group of big fat wolves, each one of them made you a scourge. Oh, that's a group of wolves. "

Bull Demon King: "."

Listening to Tang Sanzan's words, and seeing Tang Sanzan pointing at the top of his head, Lao Niu's eyes became more and more red, and his nose began to puff out continuously.

"Did I tell you about the forest?
What I'm talking about is that you cheated on me. "

Tang Sanzan looked at Lao Niu for a moment, looked straight into Lao Niu's eyes, Tang Sanzan nodded.

"Oh, it's green about you"

The old cow clenched his big steel fork tightly.

Tang Sanzan: "No."

pat!

The old cow's steel fork fell to the ground.

"You Tang Sanzhu, I didn't expect you to be such a monk who dared to be a monk."

Tang Sanbu: "."

How dare I do it or not?
Tell me, what did the poor monk do to you?

Looking at Princess Iron Fan who came from the western sky and landed beside Lao Niu with the red boy, Tang Sanzan was stunned.

The poor monk is green and the old cow is not green, even if the old cow doesn't know, don't you have any idea in your heart?
The poor monk has never slept with you, do you really have no idea in your heart?

"Tang Sanzan, what else do you have to say now!"

Seeing Princess Iron Fan speak in person, Lao Niu felt that the forest above his head became more lush, and his face turned into the color of a flaming mountain due to anger.

Tang Sanbu: "."

I. What the hell can I say?
"Princess Iron Fan, don't slander the poor monk with all your nonsense. The relationship between the poor monk and you is innocent, and there has never been a slight bit of love."

Faced with Lao Niu's questioning, the suspicious eyes of his apprentices, especially the meaningful eyes of his sister Bailong, Tang Sanzan panicked at that time.

What the hell. What does it have to do with the poor monk? You came here to harm the poor monk's reputation?

Since when did the poor monk have an affair with Princess Iron Fan? If you spread the word, the poor monk will be ashamed?
I am a dignified generation of holy monks, don't you want to lose face?

Princess Iron Fan looked straight at Tang Sanzan, her eyes full of magnanimity, "Isn't there?

Honghaier, tell Wei Niang what the monk told you back then. "

Honghaier stepped forward obediently, and pointed at Tang Sanzan.

"Mother, this is the same... He told the child before that the child was not born to the father, but his own flesh and blood.

He also said that the child knows the real fire of samadhi, but his father, the Bull Demon King, doesn't know the real fire of samadhi at all.

He also said that you have a banana fan here, mother, and he also has a banana fan here. The banana fan in your hand is his token of love for you.

Said that he is actually the biological father of the child. "

When he heard Honghaier talk about the plantain fan, Tang Sanzan knew that he had found the key to prove his innocence.

"That's right, Banana Fan, Princess Iron Fan, as the owner of the Banana Fan, you should know the origin of the Banana Fan in your hand.

This plantain fan must not be given to you by the poor monk, right?

So. If you want to frame the poor monk for this, the poor monk will never recognize it. "

Listening to Tang Sanzan's words, Princess Iron Fan looked at Tang Sanzan suspiciously.

"Red boy said, you still have a plantain fan here, which is a fire fan among the earth, wind, water and fire, isn't it?"

Tang Sanzun nodded, flipped his hand, and the fire fan appeared in his hand.

"This plantain fan was originally used by the Taishang Laojun to make alchemy and light fire, but it was temporarily borrowed by the poor monk."

At this moment, he didn't say that the plantain fan was his own. After all, the meeting was already messy enough. If he also said that the plantain fan was his own, it would only make things more complicated.

Princess Iron Fan waved her hand, and the same plantain fan appeared in her hand.

As soon as the plantain fan appeared, it trembled slightly, and at the same time the plantain fan in Tang Sanzan's hand also made a low sound, like a couple reunited after a long absence talking to each other.

Seeing this, the Bull Demon King's face became even more angry, and when Princess Iron Fan looked at Tang Sanzan, there was a hint of disappointment in her eyes.

"Now, what else do you have to say?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Looking at Princess Iron Fan who seemed determined to let her take the blame, Tang Sanzan was about to cry.

"Princess, you can't frame the poor monk like this. Even if there is a connection between the two fans, you can't explain it. This fan belongs to the Taishang Laojun and has nothing to do with the poor monk."

The disappointment in Princess Iron Fan's eyes was even worse, as soon as she let go of her hand, the plantain fan in her hand immediately dropped.

Although the plantain fan was released, it did not fall to the ground, but flew to Tang Sanzan, circling around Tang Sanzan, neighing happily from time to time.

"Treasures know God, you are the true owner of this plantain fan.

Now, what else do you have to say? "

Tang Sanbu: "."

I'm so fucking speechless.

but
This is really not the work of a poor monk.

"Princess, how did this banana fan come about? You should know in your heart that it was not given by the poor monk. The poor monk was just joking with the red boy before. Why do you hold on to the poor monk?
Instead of entangled with the poor monk, why not go to Laojun and let him take responsibility. "

Seeing Princess Iron Fan's performance, at this moment, Tang Sanzan already believed that the red boy was definitely not the child of the Bull Demon King.

It's not the breed of an old cow, and I know in my heart whether I have done such a thing before, and the remaining suspects are naturally only one Taishang Laojun.

However.
Hearing what Tang Sanbu said, the disappointment in Princess Iron Fan's eyes was even worse.

Shaking her head in a daze, Princess Iron Fan's eyes were a little crystal clear.

"Back then, you left the plantain fan and left without letting me see your true face. Now the plantain fan recognizes you as the real master, but you still say such words."

Tang Sanbu: "."

Nani?

Wait a minute, can I interrupt for a moment.

What year are you talking about?
When did the poor monk leave you a plantain fan?

Besides, when did the poor monk ever have a plantain fan?

Seeing Tang Sanzan's innocent expression, Princess Iron Fan couldn't help it anymore.

Tears fell with a bang.

That year, I was still an ignorant princess in the Raksha Kingdom, living a carefree life every day.

One day, I fell asleep in the gazebo in the garden, and when I woke up, there was this plantain fan beside me.

After two months, I found out that I was pregnant.

Now the reaction of Banana Fan has proved everything, what else do you have to argue about? "

Tang Sanbu: "."

He didn't even know what he was arguing about.

but
"Wait. You mean, you just slept in the yard, and when you woke up, you found a banana fan beside you, and you found out that you were pregnant two months later?"

Princess Iron Fan nodded, "Now, what else do you have to say?"

Tang Sanzan smiled wryly, "Of course the poor monk has something to say. Look at the poor monk, he is only 21 years old now, and your red boy is almost [-] years old.

The poor monk can make people pregnant even if he beats the mother's womb. There is too little time for this. "|
Princess Iron Fan's face turned cold, and two long swords suddenly appeared in her hands.

"Tang Sanzan, how long are you going to be at your feet?
Who in the Three Realms doesn't know which golden cicada you are reincarnated from?

If you hadn't violated the precepts and were punished, how could you, the second disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, be knocked out of the tenth reincarnation and re-cultivate? "

Tang Sanbu: "."

Girl, can you stop overestimating yourself so much?

I was beaten into reincarnation and recultivated, it really has nothing to do with you.

"I
Let's not talk about this first, just talk about Lao Niu, are you sure that the red boy is not his child? "

Even though he was 90.00% sure in his heart, Tang Sanzan still couldn't help asking.

On the side, Lao Niu also turned his head and looked at Princess Iron Fan expectantly.

What if the red boy is really his child?

However, Princess Iron Fan ruthlessly shook her head, shattering the dream shared by Lao Niu and Tang Sanzhu.

"It's impossible that when I found out I was pregnant, I didn't know this stupid cow.

It was after he found out that he was pregnant that this stupid bull started chasing me.

I found out that I was pregnant, but I couldn't find the real father of the child, so I married him.

In order to make him believe that the child was his, when the child was about to be born, I deliberately exposed my whereabouts to an enemy.

Over the years, this stupid cow has not had the slightest doubt. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

Listening to Princess Iron Fan's words, Tang Sanzan looked at Lao Niu with sympathy.

Lao Niu: "."

mmp, co-author Lao Niu, I was not given green light by others, but took over the offer without knowing it.

(End of this chapter)