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Chapter 514 Second senior brother: Why is it always me who gets hurt

The disciples looked at Tang Sanzang, then at the blindfolded monk, and subconsciously took a few steps back.

It's not that they are cowardly, but they will not say a word of fear when facing monsters and ghosts.

but
Tang Sanzan's answer is really too scary, isn't it?

Him. That monk, he played?
Looking at Sister Bailong who was speechless, the apprentices couldn't help doubting life.

With such a beautiful mistress, are you going to play with a monk?
According to some barefoot doctors, the disease they have treated the most is the hemorrhoids of monks in temples.

Could it be that this legend is true?
"Snapped!"

Tang Sanzan slapped the second senior brother on the head.

"What are you thinking, I've played this game before."

"game?"

The second senior brother looked at Tang Sanzan with puzzlement in his eyes.

what game?
What is the game?
What does playing games have to do with that monk?
"Well, games."

Tang Sanzun nodded, "There is a game called League of Legends, and this monk is in it."

"League of Legends? Monk?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, "That's right, if I'm not mistaken, this monk's attire should be that of a blind monk, and his name is Li Qing."

This time, without waiting for the second senior brother to speak, the Great Sage pointed to the monkey next to the blind monk and asked, "Then what about that very ugly monkey?"

For some reason, the Great Sage looked at the monkey and always had the urge to hit him.

"Oh, him."

Following the finger of the Great Sage, Tang Sanzan said casually, "That is the Monkey King in the game, and his name is Monkey King."

"Monkey King, Sun Wukong?"

Hearing Tang Sanzan's answer, the Great Sage narrowed his eyes, and there was a little coldness in his eyes.

"Master, who is that guy with the big sword? Why does he look so hanging?"

"This is the power of Demacia, and its name is Galen."

"Galen?"

The second senior brother blinked, although the opponent's aura was not as good as his, and his cultivation base should not be as high as his, but he always felt that this big sword seemed very dangerous.

It feels like being restrained naturally.

"Master, they are watching us."

Just as the master and apprentice looked at each other, several heroes also looked at Tang Sanzan.

"Ah."

Tang Sanzan nodded, indicating that he saw it.

"Master, that big sword is staring at me."

The second senior brother's eyes were the size of mung beans, and his eyes were full of disbelief. "

"Old Pig, I didn't bother him, but he dared to stare at me for no reason!"

"Bajie, stay safe and don't be impatient."

"No, master, this bastard dares to stare at me, I can't swallow this old pig, I want to beat his shit out, press it on the ground and rub it hard."

Tang Sanzun frowned, "Bajie, how many times have I told you as a master, you can't speak so rudely."

"Oh."

The second senior brother nodded, "Master, this bastard ball dares to stare at me for no reason, I can't swallow it, old pig.

I want to beat out all his night incense, and then use my pig's trotters to conduct a scientific research experiment with him on 'can the human face and the ground be frictionally electrified'. "

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, "That's right, speaking of it this way, it's much more tactful and civilized."

The second brother grinned, "Master, can I beat him now?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head, "There are many families."

The second senior brother snorted disdainfully, "The old pig asked the three of them to go up together."

"No, you misunderstood."

Tang Sanzun shook his head, "I mean the heroes in the League of Legends are usually teamed up with five people."

Second senior brother: "."

In the middle of the question and answer, I saw a girl holding a magic wand and a woman holding a guqin walking to the side of the big sword and the ugly monkey.

The girl holding the magic wand seemed to have nothing special except for being beautiful, but the woman holding the guqin suddenly caught the attention of the second senior brother.

Big!
really big!

Roughly estimated, at least 38e, more than his Chang'e. Bah, bah, bah, I'm a decent person, you didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, right?
Seeing that there were two more people on the other side, and estimating the strength of the enemy and us, the second senior brother swallowed his saliva.

"Master, you won't just watch Lao Zhu being bullied, will you?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, "Yes."

The second senior brother breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to rush forward, but Tang Sanzan continued, "Don't worry, Ba Jie, the teacher will close your eyes when you are rubbed on the ground."

Second senior brother: "."

"Monkey brother."

Seeing that his master was unreliable, the second senior brother resolutely turned his attention to his senior senior brother.

The Great Sage withdrew his gaze from the ugly monkey and looked at the second senior brother.

"Eldest brother, look at that monkey. That monkey is so ugly that it doesn't have any self-awareness. It even ran out to scare people. Can you bear it?"

The Great Sage looked at him without saying a word.

The second senior brother swallowed his saliva, and then drew allies for himself.

"Eldest brother, look, that monkey is not only ugly but also unaware, and shamelessly called Monkey King Monkey King.

Monkey King, Sun Wukong.

Looking at all the heavens and ten thousand worlds, and all the ten directions in this universe, besides you, senior brother, who else is qualified to use this name? "

The Great Sage nodded slightly, he didn't know whether he recognized the compliment of the second senior brother, or felt that the monkey really didn't deserve the same name as him.

"Eldest brother, seeing such an ugly monkey ruin your reputation outside, don't you want to do something?"

A cold light flashed in the Great Sage's eyes, and he held the golden cudgel tightly in his hand.

Become!

Seeing this, the second senior brother grinned.

"Eldest senior brother, give me the two girls and the big sword. Just help me stop the blind man when you teach that monkey how to be a monkey."

The Great Sage nodded, and walked forward holding the golden cudgel.

Seeing the great sage and the second senior brother walking side by side, the group of five stood up in an instant, looking at no one with full of defense.

The big sword is in front, the blind man is standing next to the big sword, the magical girl is in the middle, behind the girl is the big tit holding the qin, and the ugly monkey is at the end, holding an iron rod in his hand as if to protect the two in front at any time. A teammate is average.

"Master, should we help the senior brother and the second senior brother, there are five people on the opposite side."

After finishing the longest line in his life in one breath, Sha Laosan looked at his master with some expectation while feeling secretly refreshed.

It seems that since I received the script until now, I have never had a chance to make a move.

Tang Sanzun shook his head, "It's okay, Wukong and the others can win."

Sha Laosan looked at his master in confusion, "Are you so confident?"

Tang Sanzan smiled confidently, "Naturally."

"why?"

Sha Laosan especially cherishes the time he has to speak, and even hopes that this dialogue can go on forever.

"Because...their lineup is problematic."

"line-up?"

Sha Laosan screamed inwardly, and added another line to himself.

Tang Sanzan gave Sha Laosan a playful look, you are adding drama to yourself a bit too much.

Withdrawing his eyes, Sha Laosan's incomprehensible smile appeared on his face, "They...don't have an ADC."

Sha Laosan: "."

ADC? What the hell is an ADC?

Sha Laosan was very frustrated to find that Master only said a word, and he could no longer find a place to add drama to himself.

On the other side, the Great Sage walked up to the Great Sword with a golden cudgel.

Da Baojian looked at the approaching Great Sage, his gaze fixed, showing a bit of vigilance.

"In the tower in!"

With a loud shout, the big sword in his hand was raised high, and the big sword rushed out of the grass. Oh, sorry, I ran to the wrong set, and the big sword rushed towards the great sage.

"roll."

The great sage held the golden cudgel in one hand, and with a single tap on the end of the stick, the big sword flew far away with a "hissing sound", and fell to the ground with a common sound.

Heroes: "."

You fucking don't play cards according to routine.

Useless skills, basic attack can also interrupt Galen's Q?

GM, he cheated, he must have cheated.

Sweeping the great sword away, the Great Sage walked towards the monkey with the stick.

"Your name is Sun Wukong?"

The ugly monkey looked at the Great Sage, its eyes were full of shock, and for a while it didn't know how to answer the Great Sage's question.

While the Great Sage was waiting for the ugly monkey to answer, seeing the great sword being blown away by the Great Sage, the second brother grinned and rushed towards the big sword.

"Boy, dare to stare at your grandpa pig, watch grandpa pig beat your shit out today."

"cough!"

As soon as the flower shadow fell, Tang Sanzan coughed lightly, and the second senior brother quickly changed his words.

"Fellow Daoist, after I shot out your Yexiang, I have an experiment here about whether the friction between the human body and the ground can generate electricity, do you want to know more about it?"

The big sword got up from the ground, glared fiercely at the second senior brother, without saying a word, raised the big sword in his hand, "Demacia."

It's this trick again!

Seeing the movement of the big sword, the second senior brother gave a disdainful smile. His senior senior brother could defuse this move lightly, and he didn't think he would need to spend too much more than his senior senior brother.

Instead of using his own nine-toothed Baoqin golden rake, the second senior brother made a decisive move with both hands, and a small spell of confinement took shape in his hands.

then
"Oh!"

The big sword seemed to ignore the energy defense on the second senior brother's body, and smashed down his head and face.

The moment the big sword came down, although the second senior brother was in a panic, the confinement spell in his hand took shape, and he was about to throw it at the big sword.

However.
At this moment, the big sword fell on the second senior brother's body. The moment the big sword came to him, the formed spell in the second senior brother's hand disappeared instantly.

"Damn me!"

who I am?what am i doingWhat just happened?
At that moment, I don't know if it was hit by the big sword, or because I was frightened by the inexplicable disappearance of my spell.

All in all, the second senior brother was completely dumbfounded.

What about spells?
Where's my spell?
Is it possible to take back the spell cast by this thing?
Just when the second senior brother was in a daze, Tang Sanzan's light voice came.

"Oh, I almost forgot to mention that.

Remember Galen's Q skill has a silence effect. "

Second senior brother: "."

Why am I always the one who's hurt?
(End of this chapter)