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Chapter 516 To tell you the truth, I used to be the emperor

"Whether the leaves drift away is the wind's pursuit, or the tree's not keeping?"

Seeing that the second senior brother didn't answer, the voice behind him repeated his previous words again.

Turning around with a stiff neck, the second senior brother saw a young figure behind him.

The young man looked like he was in his early twenties, holding a yellowed fallen leaf in his hand, and was looking at himself seriously.

Seeing that the second senior brother turned his head and said nothing, the young man thought for a while, "If I am satisfied with the answer, I don't care about you picking the golden fruit from my orchard."

Second senior brother: "."

mmp, this fruit really has an owner?

Having a master is not a problem, the problem is that he obviously can't beat this master.

Looking at the young man, after hesitating for a long time, the second senior brother racked his brains to come up with an answer, and cautiously asked tentatively, "Is it mainstream?"

youth:"."

Seeing the young man's silence, the second senior brother felt a little uneasy.

On the side, Tang Sanzan looked at the disciples, at the young man, and pondered for two seconds, "It's abscisic acid."

youth:"."

"Abscisic acid?"

Tang Sanzun nodded, "That's right, the drifting away of leaves is neither the pursuit of the wind nor the refusal of the trees to stay.

is abscisic acid. "

The young man squeezed his chin with one hand, thought for a moment, looked at Tang Sanzan, "What is abscisic acid?"

Tang Sanzan also squeezed his chin subconsciously, recalling the scene when his master gave him lectures when he was young.

"Abscisic acid is a hormone that grows in plants.

This hormone can inhibit the secretion of growth hormone, promote fruit ripening, and accelerate the shedding of plant organs.

The reason why the leaves fall is because they age and die under the action of abscisic acid, thus falling off the plant. "

The young man looked at the eloquent and eloquent Tang Sanzan, and for some reason, he just felt that this monk looked pleasing to the eye.

After Tang Sanzan finished speaking, the young man nodded, "I see, abscisic acid. I didn't expect there to be such a thing."

Tang Sanzan looked at the nodding young man, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

Who knows if the leaf drop is actually the cause of the abscisic acid.

After all, this is a fairy orchard, right?Who knows if the science of doing is applicable here or not.

To be honest, he didn't even know if the fruit trees in this garden had abscisic acid.

But he didn't know, and this guy who was obviously young and ill certainly didn't know.

I just need to fool him.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan still felt a little guilty in his heart when he saw the young man believing in the truth.

After all, it was indeed my master and apprentice who stole other people's fruit without permission, and now I even fooled him with an answer that I didn't know.

Suppressing the guilt in his heart, Tang Sanzan nodded to the young man, "Yes, the world is full of wonders, and under the surface of the world, there are many things that we haven't discovered yet.

Just like practicing cultivation, the more you move forward, the more you feel your own insignificance. "

The young man nodded in agreement, "Then what is growth hormone?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Mmp, we are Xianxiafeng, okay?It's not a lecture hall of small science common sense.

If you want to know this, watch the popular science channel by yourself, you don’t have a TV at home?

"television?"

The young man waved his hand, and a scene of dancing light and shadow appeared in front of him, "Is it this kind of thing?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Looking at the silent Tang Sanbu, the young man thought for a while, "I remember, this is called a TV series."

Tang Sanbu: "."

"Mind reading?"

The young man showed a bit of apology, "Ha, I'm sorry, professional habits, I accidentally used them."

Tang Sanbu: "."

Occupational habits?

What kind of occupation do you have, and you have become a habit of reading minds?
"Haha, to tell you the truth, I used to be the emperor, so... you understand."

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes, I don't understand.

As soon as he rolled his eyes, he suddenly thought of something, and Tang Sanzan's face froze suddenly.

"You have been using mind reading all this time?"

Looking at Tang Sanzan's expression, the young man's mouth slightly curled up, and he nodded as a matter of course, "Yes, is there any problem?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Any questions?Can you remove that word?

Big problem, okay?

If you have been using mind reading skills, didn't you read them all when the poor monk fooled you just now?

"Oh, you said that."

The young man nodded as expected, "Yes, I know what you were thinking at that moment."

"then you."

Tang Sanzan looked at the young man with a bit of defense in his eyes.

This guy can't be crazy, can he?
My teacher and apprentice stole his fruit, and I fooled him again. Not only was he not angry, but he even looked like he was having a good time talking with him.

Or that this guy is actually very angry, just plotting a big conspiracy in secret?

However.
"Haha, don't overthink it."

It's not just that the young man's mind-reading skills are so good, he ignored Tang Sanzan's spiritual defense and read his thoughts, but in addition to mind-reading skills, he is also proficient in face-reading skills.

Seeing Tang Sanbu, the young man smiled, "Actually, I was just joking with you. This orchard is not mine. I just passed by."

Tang Sanbu: "."

Mmp, I didn't expect it, it's impossible to guard against!
I have been cheating people all my life, but I never thought that I would be cheated by others in the end.

It can't be that I cheated people too much, this will be retribution, right?
"Little master, I hit it off with you as friends, haven't you asked the little master's name yet?"

Looking at the young man's smiling face, for some reason, Tang Sanzan felt that he vaguely saw a bit of himself in the other party.

He even couldn't help wondering, could this guy be his brother who had been lost for thousands of years?
"Amitabha, the poor monk's burial in the Tang Dynasty, the burial in the sky, the ground, and the common people. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of the poor monk's meat can make him immortal."

Slandering in his heart, Tang San still introduced himself.

He didn't change his name when he was buried in Tang San, and he didn't change his surname when he sat down, so he had nothing to be afraid of.

"Three burials in the Tang Dynasty? Burying the sky, the ground, and the common people?"

The young man repeated Tang Sanzan's words, "This name is so domineering."

Squeezing his chin, the young man looked at Tang Sanzan with admiration, "Master Sanzan not only has a domineering name, but this introduction is even more domineering than his name."

It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a bite of meat can make you live forever Tang Sanbu.

Just ask the world, how many people dare to introduce themselves like this?
If you introduce yourself like this, you won't be afraid of being eaten?
If you don't have the strength, if you introduce yourself like this, you might fall into someone else's pot if you can't even survive a chapter?
"Daoist friend is overrated."

Tang Sanzan shook his head slightly, "I haven't asked the name of fellow Taoist yet."

The young man smiled, "I was negligent, I am Zhao Xu."

"Zhao Xu?"

Tang Sanzan squeezed his chin with one hand, repeated the name, and found that he seemed to have never heard of it.

Seeing this, Zhao Xu couldn't help but smile.

"It may be presumptuous to say, but in Master Three Burial, I seem to see the shadow of an old friend."

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan looked at Zhao Xu, with a bit of surprise in his eyes that the hero sees the same thing.

"real?
To tell you the truth, fellow daoist, when I look at fellow daoist, I always have a feeling of deja vu. "

"really?"

"really."

"really?"

"really."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison, "It's better to go together!"

After finishing speaking, the two laughed at the same time because of the tacit understanding.

"Brother Zhao, you used to be the emperor?"

The little emperor nodded, "Yes, I have been emperor twice."

Sitting on the package carried by Sha Laosan, Tang Sanzan turned to look at the little emperor in surprise, "Twice?"

The little emperor nodded, "Yes, twice.

Unified one planet at a time, encountered some accidents before stepping into the sea of ​​stars.

Another time I unified a world, and then I got tired of playing, so I quit my job. "

Tang Sanzan gave a thumbs up, "Formidable, but also capricious."

The little emperor smiled and looked at Tang Sanzan, "Brother Sanzang, are you really a monk?"

Tang Sanzun smiled, "To tell you the truth, Brother Zhao, the poor monk is indeed a fake monk."

The little emperor looked at him with interest in his eyes, "Fake monk?"

Tang Sanzhuan nodded, "The poor monk was originally an orphan. He was picked up by his master since he was a child. He was named Tang Sanzhun and grew up in the Mountain of the Dead and a madhouse."

Zhao Xu nodded, motioning for Tang Sanzan to continue.

Tang Sanzun smiled, "Master is not a monk, Master is a fake Taoist priest."

The little emperor: "Fake. Fake Taoist?"

Looking at Tang Sanzan, Zhao Xu suddenly felt very miraculous.

The apprentice is a fake monk, and the master is a fake Taoist priest.

There seems to be nothing wrong with a fake Taoist priest raising a fake monk.

Tang Sanzan nodded, "Master should not be a monk, not a Buddhist or a Taoist, and I don't know the exact identity.

The poor monk grew up under the guidance of his master since he was a child. That year, the master let the poor monk go down the mountain. The poor monk traveled all the way to Chang'an City, accidentally uncovered the imperial list and saved the then emperor Li Er.

Li Erfei wanted to prepare some water and land ceremony for the poor monk, but the poor monk was driven to the shelves.

Unexpectedly, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva bought and sold by force again, and left the colorful cassock and nine-ringed tin staff for the poor monk to learn scriptures.

After a trip to Xitian Road, the poor monk got used to the status of a monk, and after returning from Xitian, he didn't change his image. "

Chatted along the way, sitting and talking.

Before I knew it, I had walked a long distance.

On this day, the setting sun slanted to the west, and the sunset glow spread from the western sky to the whole world.

Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the ancient road was dyed a faint red.

Walking, walking, a small black spot appeared in front of him.

The great sage looked at it early with his golden eyes, and then looked back at his master.

"Master, there seems to be a city ahead.

"city?"

Tang Sanzan, who was discussing fishing law enforcement experience with Zhao Xu, turned his head and looked in the direction of the Great Sage's finger, and he saw a town shrouded in the setting sun.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan's eyes instantly lit up with two gleams.

After discussing with the little emperor for a long time about fishing and law enforcement, the experience of ransacking the family and exterminating the clan, combined with his own ability to kill, Tang Sanzan had many ideas in his mind.

I was worried that there was no place to display it, and I encountered a city in front of me.

If he didn't go in, Tang Sanzan himself would feel sorry for such a good opportunity.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan immediately patted Sha Lao San on the head, "Lao San, go to the city."

(End of this chapter)