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Chapter 530 I promise to break all five of your legs

Chapter 530 I promise to break all five of your legs

Seeing the expression on the little fat man's face, Huo Qilin blinked and said to himself that it was true.

At the beginning, I felt that this little fat man was not right, but I thought it would be difficult to find out, but I didn't expect this little fat man to be so weak, and he showed his flaws in minutes.

The vigilance against the little fat man dropped a notch in his heart, and Huo Qilin took a deep look at the old man who he said was an evil way of proving the way with a corpse, and slowly withdrew his gaze.

"The dense fog is getting thinner and thinner. It seems that this ruin is about to be born."

The little fat man nodded, threw away the bone of the chicken leg that had finished eating the meat, touched his body with a pair of greasy hands, and replied with a whimper, "Looking at the situation, it should be almost half an hour later."

Huo Qilin nodded, looked at the little fat man, "Then split up?"

A bit of hesitation flashed in the little fat man's eyes, he gave away all the remnant jade, and if they split up...would it be a loss?
Huo Qilin raised his small hand, and a jade talisman appeared in his hand.

"This is my Jade Talisman for Communication. You can contact me anytime if you have anything to do."

The little fat man thought for a while, and also took out his Jade Amulet of Communication, and exchanged it with the Fire Qilin.

Huo Qilin put away the jade talisman, turned around and disappeared into the crowd, and quickly disappeared from the little fat man's sight.

The little fat man watched the Huo Qilin disappear, and lowered his head to look at the jade talisman in his hand.

then
"Depend on!"

scrap!

The material of the communication jade talisman in his hand turned out to be a scrap of jade cutting.

How stingy is this fucking guy?
I thought it was a silly young master from some rich family, but judging from this communication jade talisman, why do I have an inexplicable ominous feeling in my heart?
The little fat man subconsciously urged Yuanli to test whether the jade talisman could be used. Fortunately, although the material was a bit rubbish, it was really usable.

"Ah!"

In the crowd, Huo Qilin sneezed fiercely, rubbed his nose indifferently, and muttered a few words in a low voice.

"Small scraps are not jade? Isn't it all right if you can send a message? Good jade doesn't cost money?
It's getting more and more difficult to upgrade these days, and the landlord's family has no food left! "

While muttering, Huo Qilin's shining eyes stared at a lady in front of him who was disguised as a man without blinking.

He has seen that there are many good things on that young lady.

Not to mention all the treasures, even the apron on the little sister's body is a treasure that makes him jealous.

"Well, it's decided"

Huo Qilin looked at the young lady's back and said, "I will choose her as the first fat sheep."

Half an hour passed quickly, and just as the little fat man predicted, after half an hour, the fog in the Forbidden Forest quietly dissipated.

When the last wisp of thick fog dissipated, the crowd outside the forest seemed to explode.

"The fog has receded, hurry into the forest!"

"Go fast, go first, strike first."

"Assemble, let's go."

All kinds of voices came and went, [-] to [-] monks scrambled into the forbidden forest, as if they were afraid that if they were too late, the good things inside would be snatched away by others.

"My lord, they have all gone in, should we go in?"

Beside the young lady disguised as a man that Huo Qilin was following, a maid dressed as a personal servant asked her master tenderly.

The young lady looked around and found that there was no one else except her master and servant.

Nodding his head, closing the folding fan in his hand, he nodded at the forest in front of him, "Go, enter the forest!"

Saying that, the two master and servant walked towards the forest.

Huo Qilin, who was hiding his body and followed behind, could also hear the sound of two people communicating from time to time in front.

"Zhen'er, how many times have I told you that you want to call me son outside, call me son, you almost called me wrong just now."

"Yes, son, this servant realizes his mistake."

The young lady turned her head and glared at the maid named Zhen'er, "Which servant have you ever seen in a son's house who calls himself a maid?"

"My lord, I know I was wrong."

"Ah."

The young lady nodded, "Take out the map, my father and the others shouldn't interfere when you come here."

Seeing that the two people in front took out a map and looked around according to the map, Huo Qilin Po who followed behind had a sense of surprise that the sky had fallen from the sky.

This... is really eyeing a big fat sheep.

map!

These two young ladies actually have a map of this forbidden forest in their hands.

Doesn't that mean that holding this map can maximize the harvest in this forest?

Without revealing his figure, Huo Qilin followed the two of them all the way. Both of them had strong cultivation bases, and they traveled very fast.

In the case of a map, it only took half a day to go deep into the depths of the forbidden forest.

"My lord, this is the Immortal Spirit Wood, according to the records on the map, we should be able to reach the palace in about three days.

That's right on the map. "

Half a day later, looking at the surrounding trees that were completely different from the outside, the servant girl shouted excitedly.

"Ah."

The young lady nodded calmly, "Stop and take a rest, eat something before continuing on your way."

Behind him, Huo Qilin pouted helplessly.

What kind of realm is this f*cking, can it be sleepless long ago?
As a result, you drove for half a day, and you were still a hundred and eight thousand miles away from your destination, so you actually stopped to take a rest and eat something?
Have you never eaten in eight lifetimes?
All I can say is, woman!
I think Mr. Huo Qilin started when he was eight years old. Well, well, he also likes second-best things.

Looking at the two girls sitting under a big tree eating delicate snacks, Huo Qilin gulped.

Although these snacks are certainly not as good as ice cream.

But... I really want to try it.

Why don't you just fuck them both now and grab these snacks together?

But even if he snatched the map, he didn't know the words on it.

If you just look at the picture, Mr. Huo Qilin, who is a road idiot, should not be able to find his way, right?

Thinking that the map is more important, Huo Qilin finally resisted the idea of ​​jumping out to rob right now.

just
Huo Qilin held back, but it doesn't mean that others can also hold back.

Just as the master and servant sat down to eat, Huo Qilin narrowed his eyes and felt three faint auras approaching in the dark.

A breeze blew, and smoke filled the air.

Huo Qilin sniffed and almost couldn't help sneezing, but luckily he controlled it at the critical moment.

However, his complexion also became very ugly.

This smoke is poisonous!

What the hell, which bastard is so indiscriminate, he robs when he robs, and even puts poison, it really embarrasses the robbers.

Especially if you release poison, you can release poison, but your poison is not only colorless and tasteless, but also very choking. The most important thing is that it has no effect at all!

Are you so sure that you put poison, not chili noodles?
"Who? Come out."

When Huo Qilin was secretly slandering, the young lady got up from the bluestone under the big tree, and looked around with a gloomy face.

At this moment, she was also outraged.

What the hell is this bastard doing?

Is this poisoning?But if you release poison, you will release poison. She is not afraid of whether it is poisonous or not, but what the hell is your poisonous smoke so choking?

Are you poisoning and carrying out a sneak attack, or are you confident enough to give a signal before making a move to let others know that you are coming?

Do you know that poisonous smoke is very choking?Did she know that she almost didn't recognize the person who sneezed and sprayed the food out of her mouth just now.

She doesn't want to lose face for such an image-destroying thing?
"Jie Jie Jie!"

Just as the young lady got up angrily from the rock, there was a piercing laughter not far away, and Huo Qilin almost couldn't hold back the laughter and wanted to jump up and bite him.

After the laughter, three people, one tall, two short, two fat, and one thin, walked out of the forest.

Fatty Gao, who looked like the boss at first glance, took the lead and walked up to the front with steady steps. Looking at the young lady, a smug smile appeared on his face.

"Robbery!"

Young lady: "."

Fire Qilin: "."

Robbery is robbery, what the hell are you saying so confidently?

"If you don't want to die, hand over all the good things you have on you, as well as the map you just mentioned."

At this point, Huo Qilin realized that the communication between the master and the servant just now was overheard by others besides him.

But this is not surprising, these two people seem to be newbies on the road, and they have no defense against the surroundings.

When he spoke, he didn't cover up the slightest bit, so it's strange that others couldn't hear him.

After all, 6 or [-] people came in, and they hadn't been completely dispersed in just half a day. I wish there were people everywhere.

"Why, do you still want to resist?"

Seeing the young lady staring at him viciously, the tall fat bandit looked at the young lady with a smile.

"If you have won our three-day San Gong San, even if you are a Hunyuan powerhouse, you will not be able to use any magic power within three days.

So I advise you to submit to it obediently, so as not to suffer from flesh and blood.

After all, we are not willing to give up on the two of you who are so delicate and tender."

Before the word 'hands-on' could be said, the tall and fat bandit suddenly sniffed.

"Huh? What's the smell, so... Achoo!"

Sneezing suddenly, the tall and fat robber rubbed his nose, then turned to look at the short and fat robber beside him.

"Humpty Humpty, did you really play San Gong San for three days?"

Humpty Humpty rolled his eyes, "Brother, wasn't it you who poisoned me just now?"

Fatty Gao was taken aback for a moment, then nodded, "That's right, obviously I put the poison on."

As he said that, he was taken aback again, "That's not right, the sangong powder is in your custodian for three days, so where did I get the life poison?"

Having said that, Fatty Gao subconsciously sniffed again.

"Fuck, I don't have poison, so what is the poisonous smoke I just released?"

"Cough cough!"

The short and thin man coughed for a while, subconsciously flipped through his pocket ring, and his face froze.

"Brother, didn't you want to cook yourself when we ate barbecue just now? Chili noodles. You didn't seem to give me chili noodles."

Fatty Gao: "."

"Then I just put it, is it chili noodles?"

The short and thin man nodded speechlessly, "It should be. Axio, it should be."

Everyone: "."

Huo Qilin: "." What the hell, what I smelled just now was really the smell of chili noodles?
Uncle Ben also wondered that that stupid bandit would use such a choking poison, the taste is as strong as spicy noodles.

Unexpectedly, these idiots actually made spicy noodles!

"It doesn't matter, even if there is no poison, the three of us can't take these two fat sheep?"

Fatty Gao exposed his stupid behavior with one sentence, and he was ready to do it himself.

However, as soon as he lifted his foot, he was taken aback for a moment.

"Wait a minute, I suddenly thought of a question."

Humpty Humpty looked at him puzzled, "Brother?"

"I sprinkled chili noodles, so what about our three-day sangong san?"

Dumpty: "."

Short and thin man: "."

"Brother, just had barbecue, do you feel...do you feel that the taste is a little different from usual?"

Subconsciously operating their skills, the complexions of the three of them turned pale at the same time.

My skill is really weakening bit by bit, I believe it will not be long before I can't use it at all.

"What the hell am I?"

"The antidote, get the antidote quickly!"

Young lady: "."

Fire Qilin: "."

Are you really here to rob?Are you sure it's not a joke?
"An antidote?"

The young lady's face darkened, "Do you still want to use the antidote?

To tease us with chili noodles, do you really think you are my son, are you made of mud? "

The young lady flipped her hand, and a talisman that exuded a dangerous feeling appeared in her hand.

She was really angry. These bastards actually sprinkled chili powder on her?

She wouldn't be so angry if she really used poison, but the chili noodles made her almost lose her image, which made her even more upset than if she was robbed.

so.
She didn't hesitate to take out one of the means to save her life, but also to make these brain-dead bandits look good.

just
The talisman he took out was nothing, but it frightened Huo Qilin.

In Huo Qilin's heart, this young lady is his favorite. Fat sheep, all the good things on the young lady belong to him, naturally including the talisman that the young lady is holding in her hand at this time.

all.
After the young lady took out the talisman, Huo Qilin panicked.

In his opinion, this talisman is very valuable. Among the many good things he robbed in the past, none of them is worth as much as this talisman.

If this is how the young lady is trampled on by the three stupid bandits.

After the little sister's things become his in the future, this loss is enough to make him feel distressed that he won't be able to eat ice cream for three days!
Thinking of this, Huo Qilin can still hide there.

"Keep people under the talisman!"

"Keep people under the talisman!"

Huo Qilin yelled, while dodging and running from a distance.

This voice directly attracted everyone's attention, and even felt the power deliberately exuded by Huo Qilin at this time, the young lady subconsciously tightened the talisman in her hand, for fear that this little guy who jumped out suddenly was The accomplices of these brain-dead robbers.

Huo Qilin rushed forward in a flash, scanning the audience with angrily eyes.

"What the hell, who sprinkled the spicy noodles just now?

My uncle is roasting dragon legs on the air vent, when a gust of wind with spicy noodles blows over.

With one sneeze, the dragon leg that was baked immediately by my uncle was ruined. "

Looking at the three bandits coldly, Huo Qilin's eyes lit up with fire.

"Who is it, stand up by yourself, I promise to break all five of your legs."

(End of this chapter)

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