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Chapter 551

The bosses seem to have one thing in common - they like to use the peerless magic skills to pad the legs of the table.

It is precisely because of this that in many books, a certain boss will randomly pick up the torn book under the leg of the table and throw it to the protagonist.

Tang Sanzan has seen such plots in novels more than once, and even scolded several authors for plagiarism.

The author is very wronged when he scolds him - if it is really copied, you will scold him as well. The problem is that using peerless magical skills to pad the legs of the table, isn't it a tradition shared by big bosses?

If you want to trace this back, you have to go back to the extremely long literary era. At that time, big brothers were no more than cultivation bases and combat power, but only more than age and books.

I've lived to be 69 years old, I've written 96 books in print, and I've been writing for nine years.

You are only eighteen this year, and you have written such a terrible book, even though your book has become a god, I have 96 copies on the street.

But it's useless, we don't look at cultivation base and combat power, we compare age and books.

When I was 69 years old, I finished blowing you up, and my 96 books hit the street. After finishing blowing you, I became a god.

Twice pk, you were blown away by me.

So I'm sorry, but I'll just use your Fengshen Book to pad the corner of the table.

This is the reason why the boss used the peerless magical skill to pad the corner of the table.

Later, the literary era came to the middle period, and it developed to the most prosperous stage, which can be very prosperous for a while.

Of course, let's not talk about the fact that prosperity must decline.

Speaking of this period, the fashion trends among the bigwigs are different again.

The bosses no longer show off their age, and no longer brag about how many books they have written.

The bosses began to humble themselves, and humility changed from a virtue of a scholar to a virtue of a writer.

Of course, those who wrote books at that time must also be scholars, otherwise they would not be able to play.

At that time, in order to show their humility, the books that the bosses used to pad the legs of the table changed from the trophies of the peerless magic skills obtained after defeating others to the peerless magic skills of the table legs created by themselves.

When the bosses got together, boss a said to boss b, "Old b, I heard that you have published another book recently, so I have to buy a book to study and study, and learn from your way. "

The boss B smiled modestly, and quickly took out his masterpiece and went up, "Old A, you are flattered, but it is just a copy of my book, knowing that you will come today, I specially brought a copy with me.

You're welcome, it's still very useful to take home to pad the legs of the table. "

B will say politely, "You're being modest, I'll read your masterpiece every now and then."

A said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just a clumsy book that sits on the legs of a table, and it can't compare to your masterpiece."

The two of them bragged about each other's business, regardless of whether they wished that the other party would catch their breath immediately and die with stomach cramps, but on the surface they were always in harmony.

At that time, there were few overt battles among the big bosses, and even the rivalries were all in the dark.

For example, boss b said that after taking back boss a's masterpiece, he must seriously study it, and when he got home, he turned around and put the book on the table legs.

On the way back, boss a bought a copy of boss b's work, and also stuffed it under the leg of his own table after returning home.

This is the stage of development where the boss uses his peerless magic skills to pad the legs of the table.

Later, the era of literature flourished and then declined, and the big bosses fell one after another. The rising stars summed up the experience of the big bosses' fall, and after learning from the pain, they stopped using other people's peerless magic skills as a table leg.

In order to show their humility, and to prove that they are famous and not arrogant, the bosses often take a book of their own and put it under the table leg after publishing a book, and show their humility with practical actions——

What a peerless magical skill, it's just a clumsy work used to pad the legs of the table, and it's all praised by outsiders.

Hence.
Just like this, from generation to generation, the custom of the big bosses who used to use the peerless magical skills to pad the legs of the table has been handed down.

Despite the rotation of the era, the era of literature has already become a thing of the past, and now the competition in the practice world is about cultivation, combat power, and background.

But the boss's habit of using his peerless magical skills to pad the legs of the table has never changed.

It seems that only the position under the table legs of the boss's house can show the force of a peerless magic book.

but
Tang Sizun also had a question in his mind—why do so many bigwigs have uneven table legs?
As a big brother, is he that poor?

Is it that difficult to buy a table that is as long as four legs?

All I can say is, don't guess what the boss is thinking.

After tracing back the origin of the world, presenting the facts and reasoning, and using the legends of generations of bigwigs to prove that using the peerless magical skills to pad the table legs is the bigwigs' affirmation of the peerless magic skills, Tang Sizun found the eyes of the three people in front of him. Finally, it was no longer so resentful.

Secretly heaving a sigh of relief, Tang Sizun concluded, "So... being able to be placed under the table legs by the boss is definitely the highest evaluation of a peerless magic book."

Three people: "."

What you said seems to make sense. Being able to be put on the table by a big boss seems to be a kind of positive highest evaluation, and it is the highest treatment that can only be obtained by peerless magic arts.

but
The problem is your master. Is he really a boss of that level?
The three of them endured this question for a long time, but they still didn't dare to ask it.

After all, it's two people who are asking for help from others, and because of his status as a Tang Sibu monk, Fozi regards his master as a legendary master of Buddhism and Taoism.

After all, to be able to cultivate such a Buddhist master who is suspected to be comparable to the past, is at least an old-fashioned Tathagata, right?

"Amitabha,"

Taking a panoramic view of the expressions of the three, Tang Si Zan proclaimed a Buddha's name.

"Let's leave the discussion on whether "Tao Heart Seed Demon Art" is worth using to stand on the table, let's discuss it later.

The important issue now is - the injury of this female benefactor seems to require the use of the "Dao Heart Planting Demon Art". "

When Tang Jun and Lu Yaoyao heard this, their expressions tightened.

"Grandmaster."

Tang Sizun smiled and shook his head, "Listen to the poor monk."

"This "Dao Heart Planting Demon Art" was specially created by the female senior's Taoist companion, and the most suitable person for cultivation must also be the female senior.

Although other people can also practice, the effect is definitely not as effective as that female senior's practice.

Especially, the Dao heart planting demons, the focus is on a Dao heart.

That female senior is a master of Taoism, so she naturally meets the condition of Taoism.

But female benefactor, you are not a member of the Taoist sect, but a descendant of Jianzong.

Therefore, even if the poor monk handed over the Dao Heart Planting Demon Technique, the female benefactor might not be able to practice successfully.

If the practice is successful, it may not be able to reverse life and death like that female senior. "

Listening to Tang Si Zan's words, Tang Jun's complexion tightened again.

Because he also felt that what Tang Si Zan said was very reasonable.

"What's the master's idea?"

"Don't worry."

Tang Sizun smiled, "Since the poor monk proposed "Tao Xin Planting Demons", naturally he has already thought of a way."

"Grandmaster."

Tang Sizun interrupted Tang Jun's words, "Different illnesses require different treatments, and this exercise must also vary from person to person. "Tao Heart Planting Demons" is not suitable for female benefactors, but I think the principles are common.

We have "Tao Heart Planting Demons", as long as we study it carefully and use it as a comparison, it should not be impossible to create a kung fu suitable for this female benefactor. "

Tang Jun looked happy, and then he heard Tang Si Zan say again.

"It's just that the female senior back then was an expert in the Taoist sect, and her Taoist partner was the Tianmo child of the Tianmo sect. Combining the strengths of the two parties, they created this "Tao Heart Planting Demon". Now although we have "Tao Heart" Seed Demons" for reference, but based on the explanation in "Tao Heart Seeds Demons", it is still too difficult to directly create a suitable exercise.

After all, according to different situations, different changes are required.

The magic methods recorded in Dao Heart Demons are only suitable for Dao Heart Demons, and those of the Sword Sect may have to make corresponding changes according to the attributes of their own skills. "

Tang Jun nodded, "That's right, my senior sister and I have learned all the true teachings of the sword sect, but the magic way"

Tang Jun's heart, which had already raised hope, sank again.

There is sword sect method but no magic method, even if there is dao heart demon as a reference, the hope is still slim.

"So, if you can get the help of a person who is proficient in magic methods, it may be much easier to create new exercises."

magic way.

Things eventually went back to the diabolical side.

Subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Fozi, Tang Jun's gaze was somewhat strange.

"Ok?"

Tang Sizun looked curious, "When talking about the way of magic, Jianzi looked at Buddha, what's hidden in it?"

Tang Jun just looked at Buddha and didn't speak.

The Buddha smiled wryly and shook his head, "It's not a secret anymore. I think many people in the upper echelons of the Nine Schools already know about it, and the poor monk has nothing to hide."

Looking at Tang Sibuan, Buddha explained, "The poor monk left Sumeru Sect this time because he wanted to cross the catastrophe and enter the world of mortals."

"Huh? The world of mortals crossing the catastrophe?"

Tang Sizun naturally knew about this matter long ago, but he still didn't know the reason why the Buddha passed the catastrophe.

Seeing that Tang Sizun was curious, the Buddha told the story of his crossing the love calamity.

After listening, Tang Sizun was completely stunned.

"Crossing Love Tribulation?"

Buddha smiled wryly and nodded.

"What does that have to do with magic?"

Tang Jun interjected, "Buddha's love was aroused by the ten great competitions back then. I think this love calamity will finally be fulfilled by that heavenly witch."

"Sorceress?"

Tang Sizun glanced at Fozi with a strange look in his eyes.

Facing the gaze of Shang Tang Si Zan, Fozi glanced away unnaturally.

"Amitabha, if you're talking about the Heavenly Witch, there seems to be some news from this poor monk."

"Ok?"

Tang Jun looked at Tang Si Zan in surprise.

"The poor monk heard that the Heavenly Witch and Daozi both appeared in the reincarnation city ahead."

The Buddha calmly returned the realization to Tang Sizun, and Tang Jun took a step forward with an eager look on his face.

"Master's news may be confirmed. Are the Heavenly Witch and Daozi still in the city of reincarnation?"

Where can Tang Sifu be sure to go, he didn't answer immediately, and contacted his master in his heart.

"Master, is Daozi still in Samsara City?"

"exist."

Tang Sizun nodded, "Daozi and Tianmao should still be in Samsara City at this time."

He only asked Daozi, not the Heavenly Witch, but as long as Daozi was still there, it proved that the Heavenly Witch must also be there.

Tang Jun couldn't help being overjoyed, and then thought that even if he knew about the Sky Witch, he might not be able to persuade her to help.

Even if he could convince the Heavenly Witch, "The Seed Demon of Dao Heart" is not his own, and he has nothing at all. If he is happy now, it may be nothing but joy.

Guessing Tang Jun's thoughts, Tang Sizun put one hand on his chest and said 'Amitabha Buddha'.

"There is a saying in the Buddha's words: Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If it can save the life of a female benefactor, the poor monk will naturally give it to me."

Listening to Tang Sizun's words, Tang Jun was so touched, let alone mention it.

That is to say, the timing is not right, otherwise he might have dragged Tang Sizun to chop up the chicken head and burn the yellow paper, knocking his head on the ground to become brothers with the same surname.

"Master's kindness and virtue, you will never forget it."

Tang Sizun smiled nonchalantly, "As for the study of "The Demon of the Dao Heart", I think there should be no one in the world who is more proficient than the poor monk except for the family teacher.

If Jianzi does not give up, the poor monk is willing to help Jianzi to create a kung fu suitable for your senior sister as soon as possible. "

If it was in the past, when it came to the inheritance of Jianzong, even though Jianzong had long since ceased to exist, Tang Jun, as a sword son, would definitely stick to the core inheritance of the sect.

But at this moment, Tang Sizun even contributed the legendary method of seeking truth "Tao Heart Planting Demon", so how could he be a shameless person who covets his sword sect's method?
Therefore, he naturally would not measure the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

Immediately, Tang Jun nodded in agreement and expressed his gratitude, "So, Jun here first thank you for your help."

After finishing speaking, as if thinking of something, Tang Jun hesitated a little, wondering whether he should speak or not.

"What's so difficult about Jianzi?"

Tang Jun shook his head, "I met by chance with no relatives and no reason. The master helped me and my senior sister several times. The selflessness is obvious to all. Naturally, you will not judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

It's just that even if the master is willing to help, but the sky witch is there.
As the No.1 of the Heavenly Demon Sect, there is no doubt that the Sky Demon Girl has the most complete inheritance of the Heavenly Demon Sect.

It's just that, as the Sky Witch, I certainly won't spread the magic way to the outside world easily. Even if we find the Sky Witch, it may not be easy to convince her. "

Tang Sifu shook his head funny, and took a look at Fozi, "If you can't be persuaded, you can still call it pajamas, isn't it?"

Buddha: "."

Tang Jun: "."

Lu Yaoyao: "."

It turns out that you are such a master.

"Haha, make a joke to liven up the atmosphere."

Tang Sizun laughed, "If we talk about the Heavenly Witch, the poor monk thinks that since he is the largest inheritor of the Daoist Dao, he should also be interested in the "Tao Heart Planting Demon", a method for Dao Demons to seek truth. Bar?"

The three of Tang Jun were taken aback.

"Master, what do you mean, are you willing to share this "Tao Heart Seeding Demon Art" with the Heavenly Witch?"

Tang Sizun nodded as a matter of course, "I want others to help me, and when others don't want to do free labor, I should give them certain benefits, isn't it right?"

Tang Jun "."

"Master, please be respected by Tang Mou."

"Master Dade."

"Amitabha, the poor monk feels that if there is another Tathagata in the world who can realize the way of Amitabha, it must be the Dharma Master Tripitaka."

(End of this chapter)