infinite beyond system
Chapter 113 Comparing, who is afraid of whom?
Chapter 113 Comparing, who is afraid of whom?
"System, are you kidding me like this? Aren't you making me feel uncomfortable?" Ren Wei was very unwilling to accept this task. He had seen Tang Seng's long-windedness before. He was worse than a fly, worse than a mosquito, worse than him. Long-winded, what kind of realm must be reached to achieve it?
"If the host doesn't complete the task, there is still no way to leave traces of the task, and the task modifier was bought for nothing!" The system is very realistic, and it directly hits Ren Wei's weakness.
"I'm not saying I can't complete the task, but can I change it, after all Tang Seng is too unreliable!"
"Okay, there is another task, which is to compare who can get into more trouble with Monkey King, I will change it for you right away!"
"Wait!" Ren Wei hurriedly called out, who is more capable of causing trouble than Sun Wukong, shit, this kind of task is still forgotten, it doesn't matter if he wants strength or not, it doesn't matter if he wants to have no foundation, it's okay to cause trouble and seek death everywhere What's the difference?
"I don't think Tang Seng is very wordy!" Ren Wei smiled and withdrew from his mind.
"Wukong, do you understand the purpose of being a teacher?" Tang Seng had just finished singing, after a little recollection of the lyrics, he stared at Ren Wei's face and asked expectantly.
"Ding ding ding ding." Ren Wei also imitated Tang Seng, chanting a series of beats.
"Wukong, if you have anything to say, just tell the teacher!" Tang Seng looked at Ren Wei in a daze, and Tang Seng also understood that he wanted to sing.
Ren Wei wanted to sing, to pay back his own body with his own way, but he still had a bit of conscience. Before singing, he turned on the accompaniment of the music player on his mobile phone, and the accompaniment track was "I'm Not Huang Rong".
Following the beat, Ren Wei showed his singing voice.
"I'm not Wukong, I don't know martial arts, I just want to have a perfect love with Zixia. I'm not Wukong, don't be dreaming, I'm not a monkey king, and I'm not a big brother. I don't have the strength of Monkey King, nor The power of Monkey King only wants to find the fairy in his dreams, to be gentle to people, and to be single-minded in love."
The lyrics must be changed. Ren Wei emphasized two points in it. First, he is not Monkey King; second, his wish is not to learn the Western Scriptures.After singing the song, Ren Wei admired his ability to adapt, glanced at the dazed Tang Seng, and asked solemnly: "Master, do you understand?"
"Huh? Oh!" Tang Seng came back to his senses, and then he chanted the Buddha's name with a rhythm in his mouth.
"Be your sister! I told you I'm in a hurry, okay?" Ren Wei couldn't help it, and slapped him with a brick, knocking her out. I have been 'being' all the time, and it is estimated that I can 'be' for a few days.
"master."
Sure enough, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha had been watching, and when they saw Tang Seng was knocked unconscious by Ren Wei, they rushed in immediately.
"Eldest brother, you actually"
"What's big, what are you. To be honest, I have tolerated you for a long time. If you bother me again, I will kill myself to show you!" Ren Wei looked angry and desperate. Looking at it like that, he committed suicide immediately It's all possible.
"Eldest brother, how can you do this?" Monk Sha was honest and wanted to persuade him.
"What is this and that, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, I have to rush to save people, don't follow me, don't pay attention to me, let me tell you, I might commit suicide, then you will lose your senior brother forever!" Ren Wei bypassed Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, using himself as a threat, and when he got to the door, he picked up Lingbo and walked away in a hurry.
Running out of the guard room in one breath, Ren Wei sneaked directly towards Zixia's room. The battle between the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan became more and more ferocious, and the scope of its impact became wider and wider, from inside to outside of the house, from the ground. To the sky, attracted a group of onlookers who did not know the truth.
"Hey, where are you going?" As soon as there were more people, Ren Wei's whereabouts were exposed, and he was caught by a bull monster with his sneaky appearance.
"Of course I'm watching a play!" Ren Wei didn't have the slightest sense of being caught, pointing to the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan who were fighting in the sky, pretending to be curious and asking: "Why did they fight?"
"They were beating and cursing just now, it seems that it's because King Niu was looking for a concubine outside, and Princess Iron Fan was looking for a little boy outside!" The bull demon also had a half-knowledge, going through the details and making up his mind.
"Good fight, this kind of man who is looking for a concubine everywhere should be beaten, and it is best to kill him!" Ren Wei helped.
"What did you say?!" The cow demon's face darkened immediately, even though his face was very dark.
"Uh, I mean, women who steal men should be beaten. It's only natural for a man to beat his wife, and she dares to fight back. It's so audacious!" Ren Wei changed his words with a smile, if he hadn't seen the strength of this bull monster There are 2000, and he slapped it directly. Spreading gossip about leaders but pretending to be a loyal minister is an unforgivable crime.
"According to me, that little boy is the most hateful. If he hadn't betrayed his appearance to seduce the wife of our great king, with his wife's nobility, how could he have a relationship?!" The bull demon's face softened, and he echoed.
"Brother, what you said is one-sided. The good boy has the advantages of the good boy. It's very likely that your wife posted it upside down?"
"Impossible, it must be that little boy who seduced Madam, if that boy is found out, I, Niu Er, will be the first to let him go and chop him up!" said the bull demon named Niu Er, full of righteous indignation.
"Hehe!" Ren Wei smiled, a shadow flashed in the corner of his eyes, and after a while, he quietly took out a bomb from the space and deliberately landed on it.
"Oh, Brother Niu, you dropped something!" Ren Wei said in surprise, and quickly picked up the bomb.
"My stuff?" Looking at the bomb in Ren Wei's hand, Niu Er was very confused.
"Hey, let me see, shit, it turned out to be a wishing box!" Ren Wei held the bomb and pretended to look at it, then suddenly said.
"Wishing box? What is it?" Niu Er was at a loss.
"I don't even know about such a treasure as the wishing box, Brother Niu, isn't this treasure box yours?" Ren Wei looked at Niu Er suspiciously, paused, and was about to put the bomb away. "Since it's not yours, it's my brother's!"
"This treasure box is mine!" Niu Er snatched the bomb as soon as he heard it was a treasure box.
However, with Niu Er's knowledge, he couldn't understand the mystery of the so-called treasure box at all.
"It is said that there is a red button in the wishing box. Once you press it, an old fairy with a white beard will appear. He will help you fulfill a wish! But I advise you to find a safe and secret place. The old fairy with a white beard is afraid of others. He won't come out after a while!" Ren Wei said flickeringly beside him.
Niu Er looked at Ren Wei, then at the bomb, then ran away holding the bomb.
"Small sample, you still want to chop me into pieces, I'll smash you to pieces first!" Seeing Niu Er's sneaky back, Ren Wei smiled slightly, then silently backed away from the crowd, and continued towards Zixia's room dive.
(End of this chapter)
"System, are you kidding me like this? Aren't you making me feel uncomfortable?" Ren Wei was very unwilling to accept this task. He had seen Tang Seng's long-windedness before. He was worse than a fly, worse than a mosquito, worse than him. Long-winded, what kind of realm must be reached to achieve it?
"If the host doesn't complete the task, there is still no way to leave traces of the task, and the task modifier was bought for nothing!" The system is very realistic, and it directly hits Ren Wei's weakness.
"I'm not saying I can't complete the task, but can I change it, after all Tang Seng is too unreliable!"
"Okay, there is another task, which is to compare who can get into more trouble with Monkey King, I will change it for you right away!"
"Wait!" Ren Wei hurriedly called out, who is more capable of causing trouble than Sun Wukong, shit, this kind of task is still forgotten, it doesn't matter if he wants strength or not, it doesn't matter if he wants to have no foundation, it's okay to cause trouble and seek death everywhere What's the difference?
"I don't think Tang Seng is very wordy!" Ren Wei smiled and withdrew from his mind.
"Wukong, do you understand the purpose of being a teacher?" Tang Seng had just finished singing, after a little recollection of the lyrics, he stared at Ren Wei's face and asked expectantly.
"Ding ding ding ding." Ren Wei also imitated Tang Seng, chanting a series of beats.
"Wukong, if you have anything to say, just tell the teacher!" Tang Seng looked at Ren Wei in a daze, and Tang Seng also understood that he wanted to sing.
Ren Wei wanted to sing, to pay back his own body with his own way, but he still had a bit of conscience. Before singing, he turned on the accompaniment of the music player on his mobile phone, and the accompaniment track was "I'm Not Huang Rong".
Following the beat, Ren Wei showed his singing voice.
"I'm not Wukong, I don't know martial arts, I just want to have a perfect love with Zixia. I'm not Wukong, don't be dreaming, I'm not a monkey king, and I'm not a big brother. I don't have the strength of Monkey King, nor The power of Monkey King only wants to find the fairy in his dreams, to be gentle to people, and to be single-minded in love."
The lyrics must be changed. Ren Wei emphasized two points in it. First, he is not Monkey King; second, his wish is not to learn the Western Scriptures.After singing the song, Ren Wei admired his ability to adapt, glanced at the dazed Tang Seng, and asked solemnly: "Master, do you understand?"
"Huh? Oh!" Tang Seng came back to his senses, and then he chanted the Buddha's name with a rhythm in his mouth.
"Be your sister! I told you I'm in a hurry, okay?" Ren Wei couldn't help it, and slapped him with a brick, knocking her out. I have been 'being' all the time, and it is estimated that I can 'be' for a few days.
"master."
Sure enough, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha had been watching, and when they saw Tang Seng was knocked unconscious by Ren Wei, they rushed in immediately.
"Eldest brother, you actually"
"What's big, what are you. To be honest, I have tolerated you for a long time. If you bother me again, I will kill myself to show you!" Ren Wei looked angry and desperate. Looking at it like that, he committed suicide immediately It's all possible.
"Eldest brother, how can you do this?" Monk Sha was honest and wanted to persuade him.
"What is this and that, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, I have to rush to save people, don't follow me, don't pay attention to me, let me tell you, I might commit suicide, then you will lose your senior brother forever!" Ren Wei bypassed Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, using himself as a threat, and when he got to the door, he picked up Lingbo and walked away in a hurry.
Running out of the guard room in one breath, Ren Wei sneaked directly towards Zixia's room. The battle between the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan became more and more ferocious, and the scope of its impact became wider and wider, from inside to outside of the house, from the ground. To the sky, attracted a group of onlookers who did not know the truth.
"Hey, where are you going?" As soon as there were more people, Ren Wei's whereabouts were exposed, and he was caught by a bull monster with his sneaky appearance.
"Of course I'm watching a play!" Ren Wei didn't have the slightest sense of being caught, pointing to the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan who were fighting in the sky, pretending to be curious and asking: "Why did they fight?"
"They were beating and cursing just now, it seems that it's because King Niu was looking for a concubine outside, and Princess Iron Fan was looking for a little boy outside!" The bull demon also had a half-knowledge, going through the details and making up his mind.
"Good fight, this kind of man who is looking for a concubine everywhere should be beaten, and it is best to kill him!" Ren Wei helped.
"What did you say?!" The cow demon's face darkened immediately, even though his face was very dark.
"Uh, I mean, women who steal men should be beaten. It's only natural for a man to beat his wife, and she dares to fight back. It's so audacious!" Ren Wei changed his words with a smile, if he hadn't seen the strength of this bull monster There are 2000, and he slapped it directly. Spreading gossip about leaders but pretending to be a loyal minister is an unforgivable crime.
"According to me, that little boy is the most hateful. If he hadn't betrayed his appearance to seduce the wife of our great king, with his wife's nobility, how could he have a relationship?!" The bull demon's face softened, and he echoed.
"Brother, what you said is one-sided. The good boy has the advantages of the good boy. It's very likely that your wife posted it upside down?"
"Impossible, it must be that little boy who seduced Madam, if that boy is found out, I, Niu Er, will be the first to let him go and chop him up!" said the bull demon named Niu Er, full of righteous indignation.
"Hehe!" Ren Wei smiled, a shadow flashed in the corner of his eyes, and after a while, he quietly took out a bomb from the space and deliberately landed on it.
"Oh, Brother Niu, you dropped something!" Ren Wei said in surprise, and quickly picked up the bomb.
"My stuff?" Looking at the bomb in Ren Wei's hand, Niu Er was very confused.
"Hey, let me see, shit, it turned out to be a wishing box!" Ren Wei held the bomb and pretended to look at it, then suddenly said.
"Wishing box? What is it?" Niu Er was at a loss.
"I don't even know about such a treasure as the wishing box, Brother Niu, isn't this treasure box yours?" Ren Wei looked at Niu Er suspiciously, paused, and was about to put the bomb away. "Since it's not yours, it's my brother's!"
"This treasure box is mine!" Niu Er snatched the bomb as soon as he heard it was a treasure box.
However, with Niu Er's knowledge, he couldn't understand the mystery of the so-called treasure box at all.
"It is said that there is a red button in the wishing box. Once you press it, an old fairy with a white beard will appear. He will help you fulfill a wish! But I advise you to find a safe and secret place. The old fairy with a white beard is afraid of others. He won't come out after a while!" Ren Wei said flickeringly beside him.
Niu Er looked at Ren Wei, then at the bomb, then ran away holding the bomb.
"Small sample, you still want to chop me into pieces, I'll smash you to pieces first!" Seeing Niu Er's sneaky back, Ren Wei smiled slightly, then silently backed away from the crowd, and continued towards Zixia's room dive.
(End of this chapter)
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