Urban Romance
Chapter 46 Send a Ham Sausage to the Immortal Official!
Chapter 46 Send a Ham Sausage to the Immortal Official!
Back in the dormitory, the three roommates were immersed in a tense and exciting masturbation.
"Damn, second and third, you two are really cheating!"
Gao Dabao stared at the screen with a pained expression, kept moving the mouse with his right hand, and the keyboard under his left hand was also crackling.
Li Hao, on the other hand, looked frustrated: "Boss, we really didn't cheat us. Our team has a bad guy. Nima's four-on-five, and they are all above the diamond rank. Who can beat it!"
"That's right, boss, there's nothing we can do, if the fourth brother is here..."
Du Hui also said, but just as he was talking, Pata found that Ning Xiaotian was looking at his phone leisurely on the normal bed.
"I rely on me, the fourth is back, the eldest is the second, the fourth is back!" Du Hui shouted in surprise, as if seeing the straw of life.
Gao Dabao and Li Hao took a look, took off the earphones, came up and dragged Ning Xiaotian towards Du Hui.
"What are you doing, I just came back, let me rest for a while." Ning Xiaotian said angrily.
"Don't rest, fourth, if you rest again, I will fall to platinum in this round, woohoo!" Gao Dabao's tears were really not eyedrops.
"Damn, boss, didn't I just help you become the king a few days ago?" Ning Xiaotian said in shock.
"Don't talk about it, these two pit fights made me lose all afternoon!" Obviously the pit contest refers to Li Hao and Du Hui.
"I'm going, I'm wronged!" After listening to it, the two said in unison: "It's completely unlucky. What I encountered in the afternoon was either a cheat or a cheat. It's really not our fault, woo woo woo!"
Ning Xiaotian couldn't bear the crying of these three people like women, and said: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, start quickly, I have to sleep in a while!"
Hearing the promise of the fourth one, the eyedrops on the eyes of the three animals disappeared immediately, and then they all took their positions, ready to work.
For these guys, Ning Xiaotian was helpless, then raised his eyes to look at the screen, and found that the record of the two sides was 12-34 at the moment.
That is to say, there is a total difference of 22 heads between the two sides.
"Fourth, is there any hope of turning things around?" Du Hui asked cautiously.
"Gone……"
"what!"
Ning Xiaotian glanced at Du Hui indifferently, and said in a deep voice, "I said, they are hopeless."
After hearing this, Du Hui was dumbfounded, unable to answer a sentence, and gave Ning Xiaotian a thumbs-up, "Fourth, this b-pretense is full marks!"
Although there were more than [-] heads short, Ning Xiaotian did not have the slightest fear, and began to control with a very determined expression...
Sure enough, after 10 minutes, the pattern of the game changed drastically, and the record became 26-35
In several team battles, Ning Xiaotian took advantage of his hero sword master and the opponent's weaknesses in team battles to catch several waves, and sealed his throat with a sword every time.Then under the leadership of Ning Xiaotian, he ran wildly all the way, not only taking the head record from losing to tying, but also making great strides, pushing directly to the high ground, breaking the crystal, turning against the wind and hitting the opposite side.
"Brilliant!"
"Great!"
"Come on!"
After the game ended, the three of Gao Dabao worshiped again thoroughly.
What is Game Master?
This TM is a game master!
With a wave of sleeves, you don't take away a cloud, it's just a matter of joining hands, and Nima will come back when he says it will come back!
Ning Xiaotian smiled slightly, and continued to lie on the bed leisurely, looking at the phone screen with his legs crossed.
"Fourth, hey, hey!"
I don't know when Li Hao touched it, with a wretched and unbeatable smile.
"Why? I don't want to be gay!"
Ning Xiaotian felt a little apprehensive when he saw his smiling face.
Hearing his words, Li Hao rolled his eyes, "What are you thinking, who is having sex with you! I'm a straight man!"
"Uh... what's the matter with you then?"
"Hey, there really is."
Li Hao nodded quickly and said, "You know that Yunxiu this morning..."
"Okay, stop it!"
Ning Xiaotian immediately stretched out his hand, "Second brother, did that Yunxiu send you here to be my lobbyist? Let me talk ugly first, I don't want to do this live broadcast thing, I don't have that much free time! Let him find someone else."
"Fourth..."
Li Hao still wanted to persuade, but seeing Ning Xiaotian's determined look, he immediately swallowed the words again, "Okay, let's not talk about this. But I still have something to tell you Say it."
"what's up?"
"Yunxiu told me about this. He said that a commentator had taken a fancy to you and wanted to find you in a few days. But he didn't tell me who it was, nor did he say it was a man or a woman. He just told me to let you do it." Get ready." Li Hao said.
"Looking at me?" Ning Xiaotian's heart trembled, it's okay if it's a woman, but if it's a man, it's not a bullshit.
"..." Li Hao said speechlessly, "Brother, they have taken a fancy to your lol skills!"
"Uh, okay."
"Okay, I'll tell you about this first, and I'll go play for a while. Hey, why did I hear a wasp come in just now..."
Ning Xiaotian ignored these idiots who were looking for Hornets in the middle of the night, but remembered what Li Hao said just now.
There is an explanation to find yourself?
Do you want to be an interpreter yourself? !After thinking about it, Ning Xiaotian couldn't help laughing wryly, how could he have that eloquence, probably he was thinking too much, but since he wasn't, then why did he ask him to explain it?You won't ask yourself to be a guest, will you?
Ning Xiaotian thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a way, and finally he simply didn't want to!
Open the fairy group again, ready to see if there are any red envelopes.
As a result, when I looked up, I found nothing, just a group of funny gods were chatting about the flat peach meeting in a few days, and they kept talking about the taste of this year's flat peaches that the Queen Mother sent last time.
Among them, Erlang God also posted a picture of a flat peach in hatred. Sure enough, this fairy fruit is different from the peaches in the world. It is bright and full, and it is juicy and watery at first glance.
Looking at the picture, Ning Xiaotian burst into tears.
Ning Xiaotian thought about it, and suddenly there was an anonymous fairy official and Sun Dasheng, and he and their friends, maybe if he brought some things, he could exchange some flat peaches to taste!
Thinking about it, I sent a message to Monkey King.
"Great Sage, are you there?"
But for a long time, Monkey King didn't reply at all, and finally Ning Xiaotian turned his head to look at the anonymous fairy official.
"Daxian, are you there?"
"In!" This second reply.
Ning Xiaotian grinned at the corner of his mouth. It seems that this anonymous official is lower than Monkey King. He is online every day and asked, "Daxian, I heard that there will be a Peach Blossom Conference in Heaven recently?"
"Yeah, what's the matter?" the anonymous fairy official replied.
"Hey hey, it's like this, that great fairy..."
Before Ning Xiaotian finished speaking, he saw another message from the anonymous fairy official.
"Xiaofan, do you want to eat the flat peaches from our Heavenly Court? Seeing the pictures of those gods posting flat peaches in the group, I'm getting greedy. (Shameful smile)" said the anonymous fairy official.
This guy is smart enough!
Now that he said it, Ning Xiaotian followed the clues, "Hehehe, Daxian, I am really greedy."
"Want to eat? (grinning)"
Ning Xiaotian saw that there was a door, and quickly agreed, "I want to eat, I want to eat so much!"
"Sorry, no."
"..." Ning Xiaotian suddenly had a black line on the door, and said depressedly: "You asked me if I wanted to eat without you, there is something wrong."
"Hehehe, look, Xiaofan, you're still angry." The anonymous fairy official hurriedly said: "Actually, it's not that there is nothing, it's because I can't give it to you now."
"Why can't you give it to me?"
"That's right, the Pantao Conference is coming up soon, and to be honest recently, the production of Pantao this year is really not good. If it weren't for the previous system, even the peach welfare of the immortal officials would have been stopped today. It's not for the sake of The building of a harmonious heaven was put in a red envelope and sent out in the group."
The anonymous fairy official sighed.
"So, it's not that there are none, but that I can't give it to you for the time being. After all, there is a shortage, and there will be a Pantao Conference below, and everyone will be given a fixed amount at that time. If there are more and fewer, it will not look good, you Say it?"
After reading the words of the anonymous fairy official, Ning Xiaotian understood that the Heavenly Court is the same as the mortal world, and there is a set.
Now that he said that, Ning Xiaotian couldn't say anything more, so he said: "Okay, I understand."
The anonymous fairy official was worried that Ning Xiaotian was still angry, so he continued: "Well, don't you want to eat fairy fruit? I'll bring you something else. How about charm fairy fruit? You've eaten it before!"
Upon hearing his charming fairy fruit, Ning Xiaotian immediately became excited.
"Okay, okay, that's it, send it to me quickly. (reach out)"
"Ahem, old rules!"
I don't know when the anonymous immortal official sent over the faint five words.
Damn, what an old fox!
Ning Xiaotian cursed secretly, but he had no choice but to find something for him in the dormitory.
"Fourth, what are you tumbling about?" Du Hui asked vaguely.
"Looking for something."
Ning Xiaotian said something casually, and continued to writhe, but he was attracted by Du Hui when he raised his eyes.
I saw that this guy was holding a thick and long big Shuanghui ham sausage in his mouth. Although his appearance was very evil, Ning Xiaotian suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"There it is, that's it!"
(End of this chapter)
Back in the dormitory, the three roommates were immersed in a tense and exciting masturbation.
"Damn, second and third, you two are really cheating!"
Gao Dabao stared at the screen with a pained expression, kept moving the mouse with his right hand, and the keyboard under his left hand was also crackling.
Li Hao, on the other hand, looked frustrated: "Boss, we really didn't cheat us. Our team has a bad guy. Nima's four-on-five, and they are all above the diamond rank. Who can beat it!"
"That's right, boss, there's nothing we can do, if the fourth brother is here..."
Du Hui also said, but just as he was talking, Pata found that Ning Xiaotian was looking at his phone leisurely on the normal bed.
"I rely on me, the fourth is back, the eldest is the second, the fourth is back!" Du Hui shouted in surprise, as if seeing the straw of life.
Gao Dabao and Li Hao took a look, took off the earphones, came up and dragged Ning Xiaotian towards Du Hui.
"What are you doing, I just came back, let me rest for a while." Ning Xiaotian said angrily.
"Don't rest, fourth, if you rest again, I will fall to platinum in this round, woohoo!" Gao Dabao's tears were really not eyedrops.
"Damn, boss, didn't I just help you become the king a few days ago?" Ning Xiaotian said in shock.
"Don't talk about it, these two pit fights made me lose all afternoon!" Obviously the pit contest refers to Li Hao and Du Hui.
"I'm going, I'm wronged!" After listening to it, the two said in unison: "It's completely unlucky. What I encountered in the afternoon was either a cheat or a cheat. It's really not our fault, woo woo woo!"
Ning Xiaotian couldn't bear the crying of these three people like women, and said: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, start quickly, I have to sleep in a while!"
Hearing the promise of the fourth one, the eyedrops on the eyes of the three animals disappeared immediately, and then they all took their positions, ready to work.
For these guys, Ning Xiaotian was helpless, then raised his eyes to look at the screen, and found that the record of the two sides was 12-34 at the moment.
That is to say, there is a total difference of 22 heads between the two sides.
"Fourth, is there any hope of turning things around?" Du Hui asked cautiously.
"Gone……"
"what!"
Ning Xiaotian glanced at Du Hui indifferently, and said in a deep voice, "I said, they are hopeless."
After hearing this, Du Hui was dumbfounded, unable to answer a sentence, and gave Ning Xiaotian a thumbs-up, "Fourth, this b-pretense is full marks!"
Although there were more than [-] heads short, Ning Xiaotian did not have the slightest fear, and began to control with a very determined expression...
Sure enough, after 10 minutes, the pattern of the game changed drastically, and the record became 26-35
In several team battles, Ning Xiaotian took advantage of his hero sword master and the opponent's weaknesses in team battles to catch several waves, and sealed his throat with a sword every time.Then under the leadership of Ning Xiaotian, he ran wildly all the way, not only taking the head record from losing to tying, but also making great strides, pushing directly to the high ground, breaking the crystal, turning against the wind and hitting the opposite side.
"Brilliant!"
"Great!"
"Come on!"
After the game ended, the three of Gao Dabao worshiped again thoroughly.
What is Game Master?
This TM is a game master!
With a wave of sleeves, you don't take away a cloud, it's just a matter of joining hands, and Nima will come back when he says it will come back!
Ning Xiaotian smiled slightly, and continued to lie on the bed leisurely, looking at the phone screen with his legs crossed.
"Fourth, hey, hey!"
I don't know when Li Hao touched it, with a wretched and unbeatable smile.
"Why? I don't want to be gay!"
Ning Xiaotian felt a little apprehensive when he saw his smiling face.
Hearing his words, Li Hao rolled his eyes, "What are you thinking, who is having sex with you! I'm a straight man!"
"Uh... what's the matter with you then?"
"Hey, there really is."
Li Hao nodded quickly and said, "You know that Yunxiu this morning..."
"Okay, stop it!"
Ning Xiaotian immediately stretched out his hand, "Second brother, did that Yunxiu send you here to be my lobbyist? Let me talk ugly first, I don't want to do this live broadcast thing, I don't have that much free time! Let him find someone else."
"Fourth..."
Li Hao still wanted to persuade, but seeing Ning Xiaotian's determined look, he immediately swallowed the words again, "Okay, let's not talk about this. But I still have something to tell you Say it."
"what's up?"
"Yunxiu told me about this. He said that a commentator had taken a fancy to you and wanted to find you in a few days. But he didn't tell me who it was, nor did he say it was a man or a woman. He just told me to let you do it." Get ready." Li Hao said.
"Looking at me?" Ning Xiaotian's heart trembled, it's okay if it's a woman, but if it's a man, it's not a bullshit.
"..." Li Hao said speechlessly, "Brother, they have taken a fancy to your lol skills!"
"Uh, okay."
"Okay, I'll tell you about this first, and I'll go play for a while. Hey, why did I hear a wasp come in just now..."
Ning Xiaotian ignored these idiots who were looking for Hornets in the middle of the night, but remembered what Li Hao said just now.
There is an explanation to find yourself?
Do you want to be an interpreter yourself? !After thinking about it, Ning Xiaotian couldn't help laughing wryly, how could he have that eloquence, probably he was thinking too much, but since he wasn't, then why did he ask him to explain it?You won't ask yourself to be a guest, will you?
Ning Xiaotian thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a way, and finally he simply didn't want to!
Open the fairy group again, ready to see if there are any red envelopes.
As a result, when I looked up, I found nothing, just a group of funny gods were chatting about the flat peach meeting in a few days, and they kept talking about the taste of this year's flat peaches that the Queen Mother sent last time.
Among them, Erlang God also posted a picture of a flat peach in hatred. Sure enough, this fairy fruit is different from the peaches in the world. It is bright and full, and it is juicy and watery at first glance.
Looking at the picture, Ning Xiaotian burst into tears.
Ning Xiaotian thought about it, and suddenly there was an anonymous fairy official and Sun Dasheng, and he and their friends, maybe if he brought some things, he could exchange some flat peaches to taste!
Thinking about it, I sent a message to Monkey King.
"Great Sage, are you there?"
But for a long time, Monkey King didn't reply at all, and finally Ning Xiaotian turned his head to look at the anonymous fairy official.
"Daxian, are you there?"
"In!" This second reply.
Ning Xiaotian grinned at the corner of his mouth. It seems that this anonymous official is lower than Monkey King. He is online every day and asked, "Daxian, I heard that there will be a Peach Blossom Conference in Heaven recently?"
"Yeah, what's the matter?" the anonymous fairy official replied.
"Hey hey, it's like this, that great fairy..."
Before Ning Xiaotian finished speaking, he saw another message from the anonymous fairy official.
"Xiaofan, do you want to eat the flat peaches from our Heavenly Court? Seeing the pictures of those gods posting flat peaches in the group, I'm getting greedy. (Shameful smile)" said the anonymous fairy official.
This guy is smart enough!
Now that he said it, Ning Xiaotian followed the clues, "Hehehe, Daxian, I am really greedy."
"Want to eat? (grinning)"
Ning Xiaotian saw that there was a door, and quickly agreed, "I want to eat, I want to eat so much!"
"Sorry, no."
"..." Ning Xiaotian suddenly had a black line on the door, and said depressedly: "You asked me if I wanted to eat without you, there is something wrong."
"Hehehe, look, Xiaofan, you're still angry." The anonymous fairy official hurriedly said: "Actually, it's not that there is nothing, it's because I can't give it to you now."
"Why can't you give it to me?"
"That's right, the Pantao Conference is coming up soon, and to be honest recently, the production of Pantao this year is really not good. If it weren't for the previous system, even the peach welfare of the immortal officials would have been stopped today. It's not for the sake of The building of a harmonious heaven was put in a red envelope and sent out in the group."
The anonymous fairy official sighed.
"So, it's not that there are none, but that I can't give it to you for the time being. After all, there is a shortage, and there will be a Pantao Conference below, and everyone will be given a fixed amount at that time. If there are more and fewer, it will not look good, you Say it?"
After reading the words of the anonymous fairy official, Ning Xiaotian understood that the Heavenly Court is the same as the mortal world, and there is a set.
Now that he said that, Ning Xiaotian couldn't say anything more, so he said: "Okay, I understand."
The anonymous fairy official was worried that Ning Xiaotian was still angry, so he continued: "Well, don't you want to eat fairy fruit? I'll bring you something else. How about charm fairy fruit? You've eaten it before!"
Upon hearing his charming fairy fruit, Ning Xiaotian immediately became excited.
"Okay, okay, that's it, send it to me quickly. (reach out)"
"Ahem, old rules!"
I don't know when the anonymous immortal official sent over the faint five words.
Damn, what an old fox!
Ning Xiaotian cursed secretly, but he had no choice but to find something for him in the dormitory.
"Fourth, what are you tumbling about?" Du Hui asked vaguely.
"Looking for something."
Ning Xiaotian said something casually, and continued to writhe, but he was attracted by Du Hui when he raised his eyes.
I saw that this guy was holding a thick and long big Shuanghui ham sausage in his mouth. Although his appearance was very evil, Ning Xiaotian suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"There it is, that's it!"
(End of this chapter)
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