Urban Romance

Chapter 64 The God of Cookery Asked for My Help
God of Cookery: I said Zhu Bajie, you have become an envoy to purify the altar, and you even come to our heaven to eat and drink, what do you mean, what happened to the pig food?Aren't you a pig?

Marshal Canopy (Zhu Bajie): God of Cookery, you are an old man, and you actually say that to me, old pig. Well, then my monkey brother Sun Wukong also has the title of fighting against Buddha. Believe it or not, I will tell my monkey brother, let me You can't eat and walk around.

God of Cookery: Marshal Canopy, old man, am I just joking?Don't be serious?
Erlang Shen: God of Cookery, I have long disliked you, what did you just say?Pig food?Did you really treat the dishes at the flat peach banquet as pig food?Do you know that this is a crime of bullying the king?Do you believe I told my uncle Jade Emperor?
God of Cookery: Woohoo, Zhenjun, Marshal, you two calm down, I just made a joke, it’s all my fault.

Stove Lord: Erlang Zhenjun, Marshal Tianpeng, you are right. I have said it long ago. Compared with me, the cooking skills of God of Cookery are not at the same level. How about you two tell me that this year's flat peach I will cook the dishes for the banquet, and I promise to refresh everyone.

God of Cookery: Stove King, you have clubbing in your head, do you think you are still in the old days when you often missed the mortal world?Now that immortals are separated, how can you still compare with me in your cooking skills?eat shit you.

Stove Lord: God of Cookery, you bastard, dare to let me eat shit, what you make is shit.

God of Cookery: You bastard, I will find you right now.

Stove Lord: Come here, I'm afraid of you.

Seeing that the God of Cookery and the Stove Lord were about to fight, swords were on the verge of breaking out, and the harmonious atmosphere in the heaven was about to disappear in an instant.

Suddenly, a golden light flashed!
When Ning Xiaotian saw the golden light, he tapped the screen subconsciously, thinking that someone was giving out red envelopes.

However, it was at this moment that he realized that that was not the case, but that a special person had spoken.

Jade Emperor: Dear dear friends, please be safe and don't be impatient!

Ning Xiaotian's eyes widened immediately. When the Queen Mother came out, she handed out some flat peaches, and later she gave away some celestial qiongcao.

Ning Xiaotian regretted that he didn't grab the flat peach at that time. Now that the Jade Emperor came out, he stared at the screen of the mobile phone intently. As long as the Jade Emperor sent red envelopes, he had to grab the red envelopes even if he got into the phone.

All the immortals: see the Jade Emperor!
The crowd of gods who were originally noisy, became completely silent in an instant with the arrival of the Jade Emperor, and it was very orderly.

Jade Emperor: The Peach Banquet is approaching. This is a very important day for the Queen Mother, and it is also the best opportunity for all the immortals to increase their cultivation. Therefore, this grand event must be lively and luxurious, so this dish is indeed very important. important.

God of Cookery: Report to the Jade Emperor, the little god will definitely go all out to live up to the Jade Emperor's expectations.

Lord Stove: Report to the Jade Emperor, the God of Cookery has been presiding over the cooking of the Peach Banquet for countless years. Although it is hard work, it is obvious to all that the culinary skills have declined in recent years. How can the Peach Banquet be so solemn?Xiaoxian is daring...

Before the Stove King finished speaking, the God of Cookery said: Stove King, are you finished?
How could the God of Cookery not understand that the Stove King clearly wanted to replace him.

As the God of Cookery, once he is disqualified from hosting the Peach Banquet, it basically proves that he has been downgraded.

It took countless years to get to the position of the God of Cookery. If he was downgraded because of a word from the Stove Lord, who would he blame for his grievances?

Ning Xiaotian is used to seeing people who throw stones into trouble, but what he didn't expect is that among the gods there are also people who throw stones into trouble.

Erlang God: Report to the Jade Emperor, the Stove King's words are not unreasonable. The God of Cookery has indeed been lazy in recent years.

Marshal Tianpeng: Report to the Jade Emperor, the God of Cookery said just now that he made pig food, not only did he not pay attention to us and other immortal friends, he even ignored the respect of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

I have to say that Zhu Bajie is really a guy who likes to add insult to injury. When he was taking the Western Classics, Monkey King was driven away many times, and it was basically related to his aggression.

When the God of Cookery saw that so many people impeached him, he was so frightened that his soul almost flew away.

Originally, Ning Xiaotian really thought that the Jade Emperor was going to dismiss the God of Cookery.

But never thought.

Jade Emperor: Although the God of Cookery has been there before, he has worked hard for various banquets in the Heavenly Court for countless years. How about it, the God of Cookery will be demoted by half a level to retain him, and he will still be the God of Cookery. This time, the Peach Banquet cannot be missed. The God of Cookery will still preside over the cooking of the dishes, and the Stove King will cooperate The God of Cookery, the two lovers, whoever cooks delicious dishes will succeed the God of Cookery.

When the Stove Lord heard this, he hurriedly said, "Thank you Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian will never disappoint Jade Emperor's expectations."

The God of Cookery had no choice but to say: "The Little God respects the will of the Jade Emperor."

The Jade Emperor said a few more words in the group of immortals, then he stopped talking and his portrait turned gray.

Erlang Shen: Haha, the Stove King is up to you this time.

Stove King: Thank you Erlang Zhenjun for cultivating it.

Marshal Canopy: If you can't cook something delicious, my old pig will let you taste the power of the nine-toothed rake.

Zao Wang: Don't worry about Marshal Tianpeng, Xiaoxian will definitely satisfy the Marshal.

Seeing this, Ning Xiaotian frowned into a pimple.

mean!Stingy!
Ning Xiaotian cursed the Jade Emperor, the stingy emperor, ten thousand times.

It's not easy for you to say it, and you didn't even send out a red envelope. Is there any reason for this?
Ning Xiao was going to turn off her phone when the weather was boring, but at this time.

Ding Dong!

Have a short message?

Could it be Lin Shuya who misses me?Ning Xiaotian secretly smiled.

However, when I opened the short message, the person who sent the message turned out to be...

God of Cookery!

Ning Xiaotian was suddenly surprised.

He and the God of Cookery have nothing to do with each other at all, why would he send me a message?

God of Cookery: Xiangguo fairy friend, hello, a celestial being asked me to find you, saying that only you can help me in my current predicament, fairy friend please help me.

Ning Xiaotian was puzzled when he saw the news from the God of Cookery.

Shangxian?

Which immortal?Could it be Sun Wukong?
No, Sun Wukong is busy looking for his wife, Xiaocui, so he doesn't have time right now?

Could it be that anonymous fairy official?
Ning Xiaotian thought for a while before replying: "Which Shangxian are you talking about?"

God of Cookery: Fairy friend Xiangguo, forgive me, the little god can't tell who the Shangxian is.

Ning Xiaotian: Why should I help you if you don't tell me?
God of Cookery: Fairy Xiangguo, I beg you, if you don’t help me, I won’t be able to turn around in Heaven in the future, woohoo, Fairy Xiangguo, if I could say something, I would definitely say it, That immortal said, if he tells you who he is, he will crush me to ashes, woo hoo, fairy friend Xiangguo, I have really suffered a catastrophe.

Ning Xiaotian was speechless for a moment.

Anyway, he is also a god who has lived for countless years, and he cried when he said he was crying. Could it be that all gods have this kind of virtue?
However, Ning Xiaotian thought about it, this heavenly court is strictly hierarchical, just like the inner courtyards of those ancient palaces, if the Shangxian really refused to let him speak, he would definitely not dare to speak.

Do you want to help him?

Ning Xiaotian hesitated for a moment, secretly thought, at least this is a god, maybe he can get some treasures from him in the future.

Ning Xiaotian: It's not difficult to help you, but what good treasure do you have for me?I can tell you that it is absolutely impossible to help you for nothing.

God of Cookery: Pantao, how about I exchange it for you?And there is also the heavenly nectar, I can also steal some for you, fairy friend Xiangguo, the little god has low mana, as long as I can get it for you, I will definitely be willing.

When Ning Xiaotian saw that God of Cookery mentioned flat peaches, his saliva almost flowed out.

The last time I wanted flat peaches from an anonymous fairy official, the guy was actually quite stingy, saying that the quantity was too small for even the gods.

Ning Xiaotian: Okay, that's it, but if you lie to me, don't even think about asking me for help when you encounter such difficulties in the future.

God of Cookery: Xiangguo Xianyou, how is this possible?I will never lie to you, but can you really help me?
Ning Xiaotian: Nonsense, to tell you the truth, my elder brother is Monkey King, I swear by my elder brother's personality.

God of Cookery: Fragrant Pot Fairy, Sun Dasheng has no personality, and has never done anything good.

Ning Xiaotian: No more help!no help!
God of Cookery: My little god knows I'm wrong, friend Xiangguo Xianyou, please help me, woo woo...

Let me wipe, is this guy going to touch me with tears?
Ning Xiaotian: Then do you believe it or not?
God of Cookery: Believe me, I will definitely believe it.

After chatting with the God of Cookery for a while, Ning Xiaotian put away his phone.

Looking at the ceiling, Ning Xiaotian suddenly couldn't help laughing. He really didn't expect that the gods in the heaven are more funny than the other. I really don't know what kind of interesting gods we will meet in the future.

Ning Xiaotian was so excited when he thought that he could still get treasures from these gods!
(End of this chapter)